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weclassybouquetfun · 11 months

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Some poor freelancer for British GQ had to cobble together a piece ahead of Christopher Nolan's OPPENHEIMER and since all the Barbenheimer jokes have been made, they decided to dream a little bigger (darling) and present to the readership the reachiest of reaches about the homoreoticism of Christopher Nolan films. A stretch worthy of Mister Fantastic, Elongated Man and Plastic Man.

I'm not mad at it. Especially since they, at least, got the #1 and #2 picks correct.

Because just what things do you get up to with the Protagonist, Neil???

#inception #dream husbands #eames x arthur #arthur x eames #joseph gordon levitt #tom hardy #tenet #john david washington #robert pattinson #neil x protagonist #protagonist x neil #shipping #rare pair #protagoneil #bants #chris nolan #christopher nolan

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twirlybrowcook · 2 years

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#basically #in short #danisnotonfire #dan howell #dan and phil #amazingphil #phillip #phil lester #Danny howell #Philly Lester #distopia daily #bants #hey buddy

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imsorryimlate · 1 year

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people who are whining about how javert isn’t good gay rep because he’s a cop miss the fact that he’s good gay rep because he sells his soul and his life to a system that hates him, and it’s not even a “i didn’t think the leopards would eat my face!” situation, no, he’s painfully aware of the fact that the second he steps out of line, he’ll be devoured. like how are y’all not relating to this?

#do y’all want problematic gays or not?#javert #les miserables #bants

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bantarleton · 2 years

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#american revolution #bants #revwar #american war of independence

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courtesanmango · 2 months

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im not publishing any of the asks im getting re: me rbing from certain p2 blogs. u dont know me at all. i eat sleep and breathe dead dove. ive written a body horror novel thats made my seasoned horror fan friends sick. i have so many anonymous ao3 fics its laughable. shut up

#rants #bants #and nooooo pants

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applesfallingfromblondehair · 2 years

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Here you go: the new chapter preview!

“I need to go get something for me head.” Taron points at his temple. “Feels like half a dozen monks are playing gongs in there. Was just trying not to wake you.”

“Right. Yeah, you do look like shit, to be fair.”

Taron raises an eyebrow. “Yeah, well. If you think you’re a wildflower yourself, darling, you can think again.” That’s a lie, by the way: Richard looks positively ravishing, as usual. Not quite sure how.

Richard rolls onto his back and stares at the ceiling, still looking like someone’s pointing a flashlight in his face. “God. And they had to turn on the sun today, didn’t they?”

“Who’s ‘they’, Dickie?” Taron says, grinning fondly.

“Dunno. Whoever’s in charge, up there,” Richard replies, pointing at the ceiling.

“You’re talking rubbish.”

“Just trying to get down to yer level, forgive me.”

BANTS before the storm 👀

#writing #show me your love #preview #chapter preview #chapter 8 #bants

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no-one-specialx · 2 years

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