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Un-Follow Me Now, This Is Gonna Be the Only Thing I Tweet About For The Next Week. Ive Wanted This For Years Fuck. What The Fuck.
#I DONT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING AS MUCH AS THIS#YES ITS JUST FP2#BUT OLD MAN ON TOP BABY#i live here#i dont care man hes on top of smth ill fucking take#it was very nice to check up on this while having the most absurd discussion in my class#fernando alonso#catie.race.lb
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does it count as a criminal record if his only crime is having way more fun than the navy allows? (insp).
#topgunmaverickedit#top gun maverick#pete maverick mitchell#top gun maverick gifs#top gun maverick edit#top gun#stars gifs#mine#stars tg edits#idek HOW to explain myself on this one babes i saw the insp post a couple days ago and it has been HAUNTING me#torturing me like those voices#its so. yeah. cant explain it but its him#being so normal about that old man is an olympic sport and baby im bringing home the gold#or whatever that famous text post says#i am paraphrasing#anyways these gifs are not perfect and coloring this movie was a real bitch but enjoy akdhfkffhgj#me trying to write my wips and my brain is just MAKE GIFS !!! MAKE GIFS !!! DO ITTTTT
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Mav and Ice's socks drawer is split perfectly in half: white or black ones on the right side, and colourful pairs with drawings of all kinds on the left. Nobody ever believes Mav when he says his side is the one on the right.
#tom iceman kazansky#pete maverick mitchell#icemav#listen listen let this man have a lil fun like fuck he has to wear white socks? fuck it twice he likes his own bc they're soft and fun#and yeah seriously who would even have the courage to go and ask to iceman kazansky to show them his socks to check if they are regulatory?#sometimes mav puts them on when he doesn't have any on his side and they almost feel funny bc they're almost to big for him and /so soft/#he can totally understand why his husband likes them that much#he and slider have an annual bet on who is going to get him the best pair until baby goose doesn't start to buy them too#it's the end of the line but they're pretty okay with it#married icemav#domestic icemav#top gun (1986)#otp: things get old our love is gold
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I love getting validated on small things that I didn't even consider like it's always a treat and this time it's Gender
The Fundie Baby Voice™️ has been popping up a lot in ex-christian spaces lately and I actually had one in middle school and part of high school! I learned when and where to use it and how to turn up my southern accent just enough. I can still do it but it sounds weird after 3 years on T. The main place I used it was at church cause it made me sound sweet and polite. I used it for old ladies when I worked at a grocery store too. My family didn't like it when we were just all together cause they said it sounded like baby talk, but loved it when I used it at church cause everyone would tell them how sweet and soft-spoken I was
My therapist said it actively made him feel uncomfortable when I used that voice. He couldn't quite put his finger on why it made him uncomfortable (other than him only knowing me on T) but he very much did not like it and he's so so right for that
#he's a cishet white jewish man so it's always a treat when I talk about something like this#cause it started off about how I felt like my gender is a performance and I will use it to my advantage#I usually talk fairly neutrally and monotone so people find it uncanny when I change it up#especially if it's the way I talk to my family and the church folks that ask about me#Now that I'm on T and had top surgery I love fucking with ppl via my gender presentation#I like the chaos of not correcting ppl and watching them fight amongst themselves over what my gender is#My previous gender was Weird Little Girl#and now i'm Just Some Guy#I don't feel like I was always a guy I feel like my gender at the time was Weird Little Girl#and it changed over time but I loved the performance of being a weird little girl#I was not a girl I was specifically a WLG#And well I still know how to use my old performances even if I'm no longer a weird little girl#I consider myself a guy but not a man and a girlie but not a woman#my gender is whatever is funniest at the moment#My gender is whatever you project onto me. My gender is a mirror to your childhood trauma#anyways I kinda lost the plot but yea I can kinda still use the fundie baby voice but it sounds a lil off#cause I've been on T for over 3 years now#ex christian#religious trauma
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an underrated moment in tg:m is when mav & rooster are looking at the half destroyed enemy base and mav runs off without warning, to which rooster's just like
"MAV-
"okay"
followed by both of them running like fuckin muppets across the base
#hi i watched top gun again can you tell#god i love this movie so much#but anyways#watching tgm a 2nd time and...ngl i'm kinda starting to see what the girls see in rooster#payback is and will forever be my baby but rooster...hmmmm#the 70s boy swag is definitely there#and it's definitely doing something#i'm just not sure what it's doing#but the old man tomfoolery that was going on with maverick was also changing things in my perspective#cpt pete mitchell aka the only maverick i like#he's stupid he's in love he's dad he's sad & wet he's a short king. he's perfect#another bomb performance by tom cruise we got here#movies#top gun: maverick#maverick mitchell#rooster bradshaw
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the postman just handed me a smartwatch coz the hungarian government is giving free smartwatches to anyone over 65 ??? girl what😭
#DIDNT EBEN HAVE TO SIGN FOR IT OR ANYTHING HE JUST HANDED IT OVER THE FRONT GATE AND LEFT LMFAO#see like. this is one of those things that i want to call a good thing but it's#literally just another way they're bribing old ppl to vote for them which is so miserable#for the record im a 2000s baby my father's just almost 80 coz he had me when he was rly old#but my parents are on holiday for a month which is why i was the one who had to get the watch#funny as hell i hope it helps some ppl but man..........#barking#like. physically reached over the gate (around 2 meters) and handed it over the top of it. didnt even wait for me to open the gate#funniest shit I've ever seen
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I wish I had anything exciting to report but it’s same old same old
#top 0.5 in FOB which would be impressive anywhere outside of this website lmao. but still!#and brucy baby it’s always u n me old man#double shot
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the two cats i'm most obsessed with in my clangen save rn, Burnetpelt and Bouncemurk. They have a terrible relationship with one another but hey at least I love them both
#for context; Bouncemurk was appointed deputy without mentoring anyone#then given one of burnetpelts kits as a make up apprentice#who dies on her first patrol in the jaws of a wild dog. so.#yeah burnet blames bounce for that. fully. as the cat appointed deputy she DEFINITELY shouldve fucking known. not to send a baby into battl#even though its more complicated than that they were on a patrol and it showed up. what was she gonna do as the deputy? NOT lead it away?#try to fight it off?#a damned either way situation but the point is. burnet is the new deputy because hes the only man whos mentored anyone who made it#and bounce was demoted. took the immediate slaughter of her apprentice as a sign from starclan she was the VERY WRONG CHOICE#thus the. quote. she wasnt meant to be anything at all. not a deputy. not a mentor. not respected. no ones friend.#an internal realization. hot tears that she curses herself for letting fall. she doesnt DESERVE to cry. its HER fault.#HJJGGGGHGH I love her sm. shes super young shes like 2 years old tops she never shouldve been placed in this situation#this whole clan is fucked actually. Bitterclan is very interesting I like them enough to actually use them perhaps#warriors#warrior cats#clangen#warrior cats oc#digital art#lineless#colored sketch#btw burnets kits are secretly 'not' his kits. the mom was dying giving birth and he realized this (hes like. a midwife homebuilder type)#and spontaneously declared they were his#and he had been so scared and so nervous but seeing them now; oh theyre so beautiful. he cant wait to be a father...#and their eyes meet and hers look worried. like are you sure? and his are full of so much love and reassurance#and from then on those kits are his. his kits. as far as everyone else alive is concerned theyre biologically his kits. including them#NO ONE knows. and they wont. theyre his. what good would it do?
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BACK TO ONE PIECE LETSGOOOOO
#nami put luffy in a cage.... dont let sanji see that.... again nami demonstrating how she is the strongest ever.....#why is franky the boat akshaksjskqjqk ROBIN NEARLY 1000 MILLION YEAAAAAHHHHH#sanji exploded </3 rip the smoking got to him..... luffys snapshot in the cage beaten up akdhsksjsk#jinbes theme is a banger.... buggy lmaoo chacho means president??? that is so funny... CHACHOOOO!!! also buggy owning croc money... banger#these two divas sitting cross legged on the couch bullying buggy.... ajhdkajsa buggys bounty akdhsksjsks#this whole episode was so funny lmao buggy....#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 1086#luffy wanted yamato to join the crew omg....... i mean of course but he was maaaad.... i kew yamato was a nakama for sure#marco telling luffy ace would be proud of him and smiling.... didnt that happen before and he got sad??? development#SERAPHIM?? THE NEW PACIFISTAS?? why tf does she look like hancock??? OMG MARGARET!!! FUCKING BLACKBEARD??? IN AMAZON LILY???#baby angel mihawk too??? what is this.... KILL BLACKBEARD YES!!!! THROW HIM INTO THE SEA!!! LET THE SEA RECLAIM HIM!!!#so pretty sure what garp was talking about were the seraphim pacifistas..... just keep making things worse old man sure#koby is gay confirmed see.... helmeppo got got... the downsides of being bisexual...#BLACKBEARD GOT HER!!! GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF HER!!!!#episode 1087#hancock lying on rayleighs legs omg... those are her parents ALSO SHAKKY EX KUJA CAPTAIN AND EX EX EMPERESS??? RAYLEIGH?????#why does amazon lily have a giant portrait of luffy on the palace facade akdhaksjaka i mean i DO know why.....#who tf is wang zhi and what did koby do.... and blackbeard is NASTY!!!! RAYLEIGH GET HIM!!! this reminds me of shanks in marineford... a lo#koby kidnapped by blackbeard?? omg kuma....... he is alright.... why the cherry blossom petals in between them ajdjsksjwk#see how sabo is alive.... but why does koala have blue eyes and orange hair now.... luffy having a crisis#i was thinking is carobou om that fucking barrel and YES why us brook crying akdhsk what do you know#zoro using luffy's words against him.... but i dont think ace is a good example of this.... zoro and sanji fighting about who is on top....#luffy asking robin for news.... BUT ROBIN I WANT TO KNOW!!!! omg this ending???? WHAT DID LUFFY SAY???? that was beautiful.............#he said he wants to give everyone freedom i know it... and he needs to be pirate king for that.... he knew since he was a child.....#omg....... the one piece is freedom for everyone and for some reason roger couldnt do it he wanted his son to do it.....#back on my theories grind....#episode 1088#LUFFY!!!! THE MAN THAT YOU ARE!!!!
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This may be a good and normal thing but I have absolutely zero regrets about having purchased the laptop last night. Like all day yesterday and even as I was buying I was going oh god should I should I not but now I’m not even having second thoughts about the huge display lmao
#SO FUCKING GLAD that I actually did some extra research rather than just going meh the one I looked at before is probably better#I think it was a SIGN that I got paid a little early for the month’s work and then like the day after the laptop I bought went on sale#(Didn’t actually pay immediately so I didn’t USE any of that money but that is besides the point)#Only with the reservation of man… it’s big… and heavy… and REALLY huge and that’s bad…#I HAD deep down been going ‘man if only there was a bigger laptop with the same specs as the one I wanna buy’#And then!!! This baby pops up!! With a big display and BETTER specs!!!!!!!!#Cannot begin to express my excitement at playing Real People Games like that hasn’t even been a POSSIBILITY#Stray is at the top of my list right next to ranch of rivershine#And also probably Elden Ring that shit looks NEAT#(Also yes there is a catch and a reason this one is cheaper even though it’s better! The one I was planning on getting had an OLED display#This one’s just a normal good old LCD display. But in all honesty that is ABSOLUTELY a sacrifice I’m willing to make lol)#z talks#not horse game#Also the fact it’s not currently in stock so I’ll be waiting almost 3 weeks for it also very much feels like a good thing#Like. I have a Date on which I can expect to Receive It. And that means I have a very set time frame for the stuff I want to do to prepare#(mainly organise my cloud storage to make sure everything’s where it should be)#(but that’s a bigger problem than it might sound like because I have a LOT of files)
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First pole in Spain 😁
#simply lovely#max verstappen#sad for Sharl#but maxi and carlando top 3#that’s nice#also FERNANDO WTF WAS THAT#😭😭#my old man better get back up there to protect his baby boy
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Good morning. Listen to Batman: the audio adventures. Thank you
#i just got to season 2 and im in LOVE in love#the harley backstory is literally top notch its simple but so clever!!!!#catwoman my beloved#and alfred being a little bitch by BELOVED beloved#'old man??' from season 2 and the painting bit from season 2. ily btaa alfie#now that i know he has the same voice as harley quinn show clayface i cant unhear it unfortunately 😭#but hes still slaying#i think its incredibly cute that alfred reciting nursery rhymes happens in like every series ive come across#hes just papa :)#and OUGH I LOVE THIS BATMAN SO MUCH IT'S UNREAL 😭#hey jeffrey wright. hey come here im gonna give you a little kiss#he does the perfect line between 'kinda hot ' and 'there is something deeply wrong with you baby'#his autism swag is on point btw#AND HIS DYNAMIC WITH ROBIN 🥺 HE CHATS WITH HIM ABOUT SCHOOL AND CALLS HIM CHUM 🥹#reject modernity return to chum#and the one bit of brucie moment we got in season 1. bless#eternally confused autistic goth brucie my beloved ❤️#every single thing we know about him from The Whale of Damacles. beloved#he 🥹 he donated to the museum 🥹 for his 9th birthday present 🥹 and he doesnt even realise thats a weird present for a little boy#UGH. btaa my BELOVED#watch now. watch right now#narscreaming
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Whumptober day 4 prompt: Shock | "You in there?"
Characters: Satan, Alerik
Within the depths of a dark cave lay a man hunched over, clutching at the cave's rocky floor, grabbing fistful of dirt and stones. An excruciating pain envelops his entire body, one he is all too familiar with, though he could numb such a pain back then, he couldn't now. Not when all of his powers are sealed.
He took slow, deep breaths through his gritted teeth. Eyes shut and beads of sweat forming on his forehead. The pain grew bearable as time passed, just as it always had. With a huff, the man leaned on the wall behind him.
Satan, that was the name he was known for. He quite likes it, it was like a trophy, a medal of recognition he wears on his neck to show off, one that can easily open deep wounds etched on the Celestials' souls. Forever reminding them of a being that nearly destroyed their beloved Worlds, and the Universe itself.
A small grin formed across his face at the recollection. Although he didn't succeed, he was satisfied with the aftermath of it. He let out a quiet chuckle as he remembered the faces of the Celestials back at the Empyreal Court. It was all full of scorn, hatred, and rage.
Pathetic, all of them were. Even more so was that naive Goddess. Stupid, head full of nothing but cotton and rainbows, how ridiculous of her to think she can change him. Although, it was a pity he couldn't see everyone's reaction to his disappearance from that prison.
In fact, had it not been for his current condition, he would've went back to that Goddess to mock her, that everything she did was all in vain. Despite his escape though, it doesn't change much of his situation. They will find him again, more easily now that his powers are sealed.
Satan huffed as he forcefully stood, clutching at the wall he's been leaning on, powers sealed or not, that doesn't mean he'll go without a fight, no matter who his opponent may be.
Just as Satan took a step forward, he heard the sound of footsteps that drew closer to his location.
“You in there?” A man's voice echoed from the pathway near him, it was a voice he was unfamiliar with.
Satan gritted his teeth as he stood straighter with his guard up. He kept his gaze locked onto the pathway, despite the darkness of the cave, he can see well nonetheless. Though his powers were sealed, his senses remained sharp still.
The man soon reached Satan's line of sight, long silver hair tied in a ponytail and eyes glittering like gold, he looks like any other God one might encounter. But there was something strange about him either way.
He smiled softly, it made Satan's blood boil, “I was gonna start the conversation with a how are you but… It seems I already have my answer to that.”
Satan clicked his tongue, “Just shut it if you're here to capture me.” He smirked, gaze sharp and deadly, “But know it won't be easy.”
The man chuckled, “I don't mind a chase but I'd rather not attract the attention of the others. They're already stressed out as it is.”
“Haaah? What? Are you another one like that braindead Goddess? Gonna preach about goodness to me too? Give a lousy spiel how I didn't choose to be created like this? Fuck off with that bullshit.”
Despite the mockery Satan spat at him, the man merely nodded, “It seems that you're feeling better now, that's good.”
“What are you—” It was then that Satan noticed the pain subsiding, as if it wasn't there bothering him moments ago. But how?
No matter what he did, he couldn't get rid of it at all, he had to use magic to numb it. Not even the Celestials he controlled back then could do anything, so how?
Satan glared daggers at the man with his teeth bared as a new sense of alarm washed over him, “You… ”
The man's soft smile stayed, never once wavering, “Let's continue this elsewhere, hm?”
#ariawrites#whumptober 2023#ariaoc#ariaoc: Satan#ariaoc: Alerik#whumptober day 4 prompt#yea the 2nd man is named alerik#just couldnt get it in the snippet cuz thatll require a scene change and more words#adding his name at the top either way#yes i have an oc named satan but wait theres more! (i have the seven deadly demons too cant have satan without the rest of em)#i tried my hardest to cut this snippet as much as possible#from nearly 800 words to 692... still a lil too over 500 but good enough#what made this lengthier is the fact that its set in a fantasy world and i needed some context for everyone (and myself)#not adding ages cuz these two mfs old#well satan isnt that old during this actually hes just around 111 years old#compared to everyone else hes practically a baby. imagine a baby nearly destroyed the world. god the skill issue on that smh#<- saying that as if i didnt create em all i can see alerik sighing at me
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little brothers and their will to #slay, man </3
#while yes yes this post technically does apply to the simp bros i wanna cry about my own bro in the tags so you have been warned~?#so to start off my monthly existential crisis rant i just wanna say that… i’m so so soo envious of my bro. like to a really unhealthy extent#he’s tall enough to reach the top shelves. i can barely touch them if i jump. he has so many friends and even a gf. i have 0 irl friends.#he is able to sit in one spot and focus on his studies. i can’t even sit down for a full half hour to *eat* without getting up to take a nap#he’s learning how to drive. i can’t. he was admitted into university. i wasn’t. he’s able to find what he likes and stick to it. i can’t.#like mannn. he thrived in the course he chose in tertiary education while i lost my passion for it in the middle of my first year.#he’s good at picking up everything he tries (puzzle cubes; bball; you name it he’s good at it) while i’m just. bad at everything i try lol#he’s very good at his studies (aside from languages) and sports. i’m not good at anything at all.#he gets told that he has a great sense of humour. i’m just. boring and annoying. lolllll#he’s super sociable and he has good relations with pretty much every single family member (sans me). i’m not in contsct with most of the fam#heck he was pretty much the favourite from the moment he was born. his baby pics still get brought up from time to time bc of how cute he is#(granted it’s bc he looks like a bby m*ch*l*n man (like the tire company mascot) and he’s super cute in them but still)#and he’s also a guy and content with being a guy which is just… not fair y’knowwww~~~ asian family boy biases and all (cries)#our father pretty much cast me aside once my bro was old enough to hang with him. and even before then the bias was as clear as day. >:(((((#i make the dude mad? i get screamed at and whaccced. bro gets the dude mad? he gets a lesson on how to throw punches instead!!! like wow!!!!#he’s the only one who got to escape any direct physical harm from the guy and yet!!!! he was the 1st one to be singled out for trauma focus#idk if it’s bc of his age back then or whattttt but i can’t believe i had to friggin’ ask my therapist back then for a trauma assessment :(#2015 was a different time… my bro managed to succeed in school while i was rejected from the drama club for being too depressed :((((#but i’m sure my bro has his own share of struggles… and i’m glad that he has a few groups of friends to chill with. really.#but i just can’t help feeling extremely envious of him. i could never tell him any of this though we hardly talk at home lol#and he pretends not to know me when i approach him in public lmfaoooo. i don’t blame him though; i’d do the same if i were to approach me#so yeah. if you read this i’m sorry for being cringefail and bad at everything~~ am i still allowed to pollute your dash~? <3#and also. idk if i’ll be able to continue sischange over this week bc i’ll be handling 2 workstations by meself :( and idk how tired i’ll be#but we’ll see ok~? sorry for having zero time management skills am i still qualified to be a legit adult~?#sunday’s 🧂saltfest🧂
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THAT IS SUCH A COINCIDENCE, IM MAKING DINNER TOO
midas what are you and teddys favorite meals? maybe I know how to make em
also teddy darling /p thank you I'm glad you liked it
any updates about genshin?
- with love, 🍄
uhhhh favorite meal…
i like salami 👍 um. simple sandwiches. toast and cream cheese fucks. cheesecake. beef, just.. in general. chow mein is good.
i don’t… have a favorite though—
#m1d : [chats]#🍄 anon#mushroom my darling what do you mean by updates on genshin#baby i am not mhy staff—#sorry i went into likely excessive detail but i am both very very picky and very very lax as to what i eat#i ate a 10 month old snickers on a dare but i would die before consuming a spoon of ketchup#CEASAR SALAD ceasar salad is good definitely top 10 as long as it’s made right that’s probably the only actual Food i can name#at least rn#man m dropping a lot of lore rn aren’t i
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i've been reading trans subreddits for hours and i can't stop grinning i love life i love trans people so much. trans besties i am smooching ur foreheads rn. it's happening. don't even try to argue.
#there was a 64 yr old man who just got top surgery. 64!!!! 🥺🥺 life is worth living.#and a trans woman!! breastfeeding her baby!!! isn't that the coolest shit ever???? it is absolutely the coolest shit ever
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