ENDLESS FLATTERY

the way locke was like “uwu would u cry if i made u sad 😳🥹” to jude and then she looks at him like hes fucking stupid and she goes “no bitch id make you cry twice as hard” and locke having the audacity to look bamboozled never fails to make me giggle

jude may not always start the fight, but she sure as hell fucking finishes them and walks away with their ego in tatters (and probably their social security number and their hentai folder for good measure and further blackmail)

There’s something so magnetic about adam parrish’s ability to be bad. Like.. that line between right and wrong is so thin and he’s so close to the edge at times. I love that he’s so black and white in his decisions and so self-centered (out of necessity). Ok it all leads to his identity crisis down the line BUT I’m talking Whelk’s death, I’m talking dreamt envelope of incriminating evidence, I’m talking horror movie twins, I’m talking break up with my bf even though he’s unconscious and potentially lost forever. He is just the most unhinged of them all and I absolutely fucking love him. Delicious anti hero behaviour, we love. Need him intravenous asap

I would actually be devastated if buddie's first kiss happened while they were seeing other people.

I don't want that.

I don't want that at all.

Did I run with the fact Vanitas and I are both born in February?

Yes.

Am I delusional?

Also yes. 💙💚

GUYS YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THIS

I POSTED MY I LOVE COWBOYS SHIRT ON MY INSTAGRAM

THIS PERSON WITH

“christian-conservative-gun loving- god fearing ❤️🤍💙”

AS THEIR BIO TRIED FOLLOWING ME

WE ARE NOT THE SAME

I AM TELLING YOU

WE ARE ON DIFFERENT WAVELENGTHS

DIFFERENT UNIVERSES EVEN

I'm sorry but if you think Sans would get upset at Papyrus for cursing or think Sans thinks Papyrus is too weak to do something or whatever any of your thoughts on them means nothing to me

"Steve Harrington isn’t stupid" I say into the mic. The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame. "No, they’re right" says a voice from the back of the room. The lights come on. It's Billy Hargrove.

Love that I'm being fucking bullied irl for getting Tim Drake as my government assigned Batfam persona for the 5th time in a fucking row.

Gogo can roller-skate (really well), but I don't think there's any evidence that she has ice-skated. It's just as fun, especially when you're not alone. She and Honey Lemon could do it together!

I cant remember if anybody did this meme with medkit. So i did it anyway

OWL HOUSE FACT #62: Gus once speculated that the griddy was some sort of defense movement, only to be corrected by a human authority (Luz).

currently thinking about the time a few months ago when my grandmother asked me if i was in love because i was spacing out but i was just thinking about Percy again 

and then i had to sit there and explain to her the difference between a character you really love and a character you really love 

I started screaming when I realized that we were gonna get 10 full uninterrupted minutes of lore and kept screaming bc WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Its a good weekend for wips!

If you're not already invested in @theangelyouknew 's fic, "Catch a Falling Star," get over to ao3 and dive in.

Here's the latest chapter...

HELPPPPPP

MY KING IS WAITING FOR ME AT HOME!!! I FORGOT TO TELL YALL I BOUGHT KNOCKOUT TFP QND HES WAITING IN MY MAIL BOX!!!

I feel bad, my bbg shouldn't be treated like an animal locked up 🥺🥲😞☹️😭