#Axolotl death
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A typical Thanksgiving dinner
Aunt carol arrives first. She brings bean chili. It has odd looking smells, but overall not bad for her cooking
Cousin Jeremy comes second, carrying a baby axolotl in a bucket. He immediately goes to the air fryer. Squeals of terror are heard for two minutes, before it stops. He returns with a dish
Aunt Surya brings a terrible smelling tin. You don’t know what it is, and you don’t want to know. It gets uneaten except for cousin Eric.
Uncle Mark arrives with pumpkin pie. World famous and the most delicious pie you’ve ever eaten.
Aunt Ariel waltzes through the door with a bottle of wine. She starts doing interpretive dancing on the floor.
Cousin Thomas carries a bag of steamed green beans. It appears to be dipped in what you hope is cranberry jam.
John Jacob dances through the rain in an umbrella with chocolate?
Annalise jumps with joy as she brings the gravy dish. It looks like hot pink play-dough, but you know what it is from past holidays
Bubbie Esther brings apple pie and cake, as she always does. It rivals the pumpkin pie
Anita carries a tin full of sweet potato casserole. It has a blue scarf in it, but she quickly takes it out. Strange. It looks exactly like cousin Barbra’s scarf. She was wearing it when she went missing
Dallas brings spinach casserole. Who is she? We don’t know, but she arrives anyway and nobody has the guts to tell her to leave. Bless her heart.
Uncle Bob brings a cake covered in fake eyes! Weird that it’s blinking though, seems to be in morse code…
Uncle Plant brings a tv? It’s not a food, but we allow it since he’s a plant and things are different where he lives
Granny Betsy brings a cow! It’s her favorite cow! Maria the cow was my favorite. Alas, she’s too old and “sickly”. She was tasty. Shame you only got one piece.
Cousin Aster brings mashed potatoes. It is the most flavorful potatoes you’ve ever had. Their eyes seem to be glowing purple…weird…
Cousin Layla brings ramen with ginger. Nothing can ruin ramen, right?
Sister NINA brings the ruins of an old ship. She’s crazy. Don’t listen to her. She smells like cat fur. When she brings it in, some lemon juice gets in your eye. You think it’s from the rotting planks…
You all gather at a large table. The air is warm and slightly muggy.
(Add yourself if you want)
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icons for you and the squad for when you're feeling crispy
#kinito#kinitopet#kinito the axolotl#shitpost#tw death#😭 i guess???#tw eating#jade the jellyfish#sam the sea anemone#mark the question mark#this is like. a running joke in kinitocord#also yes there's two jades bc fried jellyfish is shredded not whole#fried kinito#<- if you want to block fried kinito & friends shenanigans
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his name is markos and he is WORKING ON IT
#axolotl#anthro axolotl#axolotl furry#character design#shire draws#shire doodles#ark of death#he's just a normal guy#ocs#markos
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Waited for the Date with death to launch, played it for hours and then you know, decided to hop on Tumblr to check if someone is obsessing over him as much as I do... And well, Tumblr never disappoints, thank you for being feral over blushy, stupid, dorky Reaper, he's just a bby gosh-
I love this hellsite so fucking much, don't ever stop. And please support the creators, they're just wow, incredibly amazing<3 thank you for fulfilling the dream of bullying a cute not so human, adorable, man.
#PLEASE HE'S SO BABYGIRL CODES I CAN'T#they really said “bully a grin reaper and call it flirting” huh#*sobs*#I LOVE HIM SO MUCH#I actually tried to get the marriage ending and i DID SOMETHING WRONG AGAIN WHYYYYYYY#let me take his hand in marriage i beg you#just me failing the route like and idiot because of a miss click I didn't notice#FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK#okay but still this game and grimmy are awesome give it a shot#you will love it#please#babygirl coded#my scrunklo man with blushy checks and an Axolotl plushie i would give him my soul any minute#help#just overly obsessing like a pterodactyl because this little pretty thing gifted me flowers and calls me Sunshine#I CAN'T WITH THESE DIGITAL CRUSHES#added to my list of games I want and will play forever because why not#a date with death#a date with death grim reaper#casper the grim reaper#casper#enea's lil tag
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i DID get @littlebeeenergy on later that night so that I could bring her to the frogs i found for her though 83c
i got to name them!!
#squisheebug doodles#digital doodles#digital art#furry art#sfw furry#furry artist#dean tag#squish sona#minecraft monday#i'm sorry i lost the axolotls for you with my repeated deaths fjmsdlkjsdfsdjklf
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That playlist I mentioned I was working on one singular time
idk if i'd say it's done but hey. why not share it?
ignore my username i just didn't know what to put since in made the acc pre-silver era and i don't feel like changing it :/
and some other random doodles under the cut bcs there are quite a few
and some more: ms paint edition.
#silverware's art#kinitopet band au#kinitopet#kinito the axolotl#sonny chamberlain#sonny c#spotify#which is fitting because well. it's attached to a playlist post :)#2 of these are lyrics#idk why i did half of these tbh i was in some sort of haze last night ig#tw scopophobia#that one defiantly applies to a few of these#tw eyestrain#uh. idk if i should mention this but uh. he usually doesn't use many profanities or any gestures i just thought it was kinda comical#like he does. it's just not all too common. basically usues them sparingly so they carry a bit more weight#he's less uh. filtered after death though. not like there's anything but desktop buddies to talk directly to though#Spotify
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im rereading bill vs bill, after the bill pov in other realm and oh boy
what if other bill actually killed dipper in the beatdown?
It's rare that the best outcome for a character is being brutally murdered, but that would be the case for Other Bill here!
#answers#Bill absolutely knows a few thousand fates worse than death#I cannot begin to describe how pissed he would be#An excellent time to flex all of his infinite knowledge of torment#And y'know the other knowledge#Only a Bill can REALLY torment a Bill in the very worst ways#You made some very bad choices there Other Bill#Couldn't have picked a worse person to piss off that completely#With a sidequest of Our Bill trying to resurrect Dipper of course#Maybe the Axolotl gets dragged in for this one#Since it's Very Bill Related
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I think... I'm really starting to enjoy being in this fandom.
+doodles with Kinitko and a little Sam and Jade(tw!su!c×de)
#art#fanart#drawing#doodle#kinitopet#kinito the axolotl#kinito fanart#sam#jade#sam the sea anemone#jade the jellyfish#kinitopet fanart#kinito pet#kinitohuman#humanized au#humanization#humanized#tw death#cw#tw#trigger warning#content warning
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we attended the local reptile convention as vendors for this first time! Baja was helping sell my dad's crafts and protect the things i bought (raccoon skull + rattlesnake vertebrae and goldstone bracelet)
#October 22nd 2023#cw skull#cw animal death#cw taxidermy#tag: baja blast#axolotl#build a bear#build a bear axolotl#plushie#stuffed animals#toys#plushblr
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Dead World Villagers
another animal crossing and adventure time crossover, this time focused around some more of the deceased this time around
#animal crossing#gunter the dinosaur#mr fox#death#shoko#shokos tiger#adventure time distant lands#the vault#together again#evergreen#art#fanart#axolotl#tiger#fox#dinosaur#crossover#animal crossing villagers
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I think it'd be silly if someone caught the Sheriff eating an axolotl
Like he's just chilling and eating his muchies and everyone's just like wtf
#me? posting og stuff? never!#empires smp#SolidarityGaming#jimmy solidarity#empires smp fae#cw animal death#animal death#the axolotl in the fae ponds are called fae food so itd be silly if he ate one because hes becoming a fae
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Jellybean, my build a bear rainbow axolotl is special, as are all plushies, but extra because I made her a heart all her own. It's made of pink, blue and purple fabric and contains:
-Stuffing, from my first ever teddy bear
-a backless brooch from my grandmother
-a folded five dollar bill, that I gave my grandfather from my allowance as a child, which he kept in his wallet, unspent for 9 years.
-a gold ring, given to my mother by her sister in law, too small but still beautiful.
-a handwritten note from my current partner
-a miniature barbie doll from my best friend
Whenever I feel bad, I hug Jellybean, who is the keeper of secrets and the holder of all the love these people had for me. Especially considering some are passed on now, the service of snuggles is dearly needed.
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Pray you don't see The Death Moon 💀
#digital art#art#digital artwork#artwork#cool colors#furry#furry art#fox#axolotl#foxolotl#metzli#moon#full moon#moon aesthetic#death moon#lunar calendar series
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Your going to tell me that I'm fucking wrong? Your going to tell me that this autistic man doesn't have the soulless all knowing eyes of a black axolotl?
Hmm?
HMMMMM?
HMMMMMM?
They are the same...
#axolotl#L#I've never actually watched death note...#I have a feeling I'll be watching it soon though...#BUT HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE IT???
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Look at this Articulated Axolotl my person 3D printed me. LOOK at himmmm.
I probably don't need to say that the fact it is turquoise made my brain go "*gasp* paint him like Stede".
And I'm definitely trying to decide what colour Ed's would be because now I desperately need Stedolotl and Edolotl in my life.
#it kinda handles like a fidget toy too i love it sm#stedolotl and edolotl#articulated axolotl#our flag means death#ofmd#3d printed stuff
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