[ID: A digital drawing rendered w a pencil brush. Bart, whose colors are pixelated, is tackling Jaime. Jaime's hugging him to himself and putting his face in Bart's hair. Jaime is fat. End ID.]
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At first I was going to fall on my sword like "oh, woe is me, I traced the composition of this and the horse anatomy directly from screenshots of this scene because i didn't think i could face drawing a horse freehand like four times" but even with that time-saver this still took way way longer than a George of the Jungle referencing shitpost warrants. so fuck it, I traced a whole bunch of shit and it saved me no time at all but i'd have never managed this without it.
Similarly, although I love doing the shading on hair I knew I just didn't have it in me this time.
additionally this is a pack of lies: firstly, I think Elliott is petrified of horses and doesn't have the first clue what to do with them, he's a boat boy not a horse girl. I think that Shane is by far the shortest bachelor and that Sam should be much taller than him but that's just the way the actors in the screenshot i traced over crumble. Also you know full well that all those bisexual boys be checking Elliott's fancy ass out too.
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Artemis, sweating: There’s something I need to ask you-
Alex: Finally! You’re proposing!
Artemis: How do you know?
Alex: You’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner. I even picked it up once.
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Holly: What if you hit your alarm clock one morning and then it hits you back?
Alex: That would be alarming.
Artemis: Get out. Both of you.
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miscellaneous
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✦ fluff | ♛ suggestive | ♫ platonic | ☽ angst
@knight-of-flowerss , @lost-in-fiction-like-ur-mom
Marshall Lee (adventure time)
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Alex Law (shallow grave)
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Dorian Gray (dorian gray)
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Artie Pendragon (Shrek the third)
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the monkeys
Hi, I'm Moonlight and today, I present to my favourite group of silly middle-aged british men whom I'm obsessed with. I give you the characteristics of the boys which I focus on the most and the names I refer to our arti monkees as; consider this a dictionary <3
I. YELLAM’O DRAWDE SALOHCIN
nicholas edward o'malley
july 5, 1985 (happy birthday n)
oldest of the group, bass and vocals
dvd (deep voice daddy)
“i think that's more a mental health issue than a superstition”
quiet but when he talks, it's 99% proven to be sexual
lives in the basement
background character
goddess amongst man
🐧
eyes eyes eyes
curls curls curls
don't bother him he's just chilling and being a goddess
nicky, NEO (initials), yellamo,
II. EX PORNSTAR
james robert cook
july 8, 1985 (hbd in advance 🍪)
second oldest, rhythm guitar and ex-vocals
legend
unhinged
“jameh don't be a cracko”
will destroy you
chaotic evil
🍪
underrated
red™
screws up on the guitar aLOT
jameh, cookie (-dough/cutter)
III. SIMP
alexander david turner
january 6, 1986 (happy belated birthday m'luv)
second youngest, guitar, songwriter and vocals (also frontman)
becomes a different person every album
shy bbg acting like a bad boy
“you could say they're selling like ghost cookies”
dry
accent 101
dependency issues
sex god
just a sweetheart
fuckable
subby lemur boy
big words
huge nose
pathetic boy charm and autistic tendencies
alix, al, ally, lexi
IV. AGILE BEAST
matthew j. helders iii
may 7, 1986 (happy belated birthday)
youngest, drums and vocals
god
bullied
“I WANNA ROCK AND ROLL”
alex’s babysitter
vlogger
only human who knows technology
precious
▶️
does not age
girl dad
matthew, mattel, god helders
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[ID: A digital drawing done in a stylized way. The Hero and the Princess dance under the starlight, each wearing a belt in each other's shades, the Hero pressing its face to her hand. Darkness pools around the Hero. End of ID.]
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