Ayyyyyyyy brainrot for zeeee queeeen 😘💅

Just imagine yandere cyno with a house wife. When he arrives home from yet another exhausting and hot day dealing with the Academia and troublesome criminals that always ends up with with a brutal exaction or long lasting painful punishments, of course our ruthless and cold general would be looking forward to returning home in the arms of a sweet and loving women who has devoted her life and soul to him and only him. ( even though it did quite take some time for her to finally understand he is doing what’s best for her, it was definitely worth the wait )

Greeting him with a kiss when he enters, pulling him to the dining room where his favourite meals and desserts awaits him, having already got a warm bath ready for him and telling him to go while she cleans up the plates then joins him later. Giving him head massages and washes his hair which puts him at such ease and peacefulness ( not to mention the WONDERFUL view he’s getting if ya know what I mean 😉😏 ) .

And of course getting ready for bed where he can have her tight in his arms under the warm covers a few kisses here and there before falling into a deep slumber with his wife caressing his face and chest telling him she loves him and would never leave his side.

( also random side note , how the FUCK can a man who creates bad jokes be THIS intimidating and THIS HOT…..JUST LOOK AT HIM 😭😩😩😫)

Anastasia love.....you've successfully, meticulously dragged me back to cyno brainrot hell 😭😭😭

yuuta exhibits such previously abandoned, recently adopted dog behavior. incredibly anxious all the time, even though nobody’s out to get him or leave him behind. waits for you to return home or from school or from work excitedly, just to see you when you walk through the door. follows you around senselessly, hovering in your space just for the sake of companionship. initiates affection in prodding ways—starts off next to you, then a hand on your thigh, then deems it safe to lay all the way down, then slowly pushes his head into your lap. gets up whenever you need to get up, and resumes his position as soon as you’re ready. brings you gifts as a sign that he’s thinking of you, and maybe because he likes the affection it brings out in you, maybe because he likes the gentle affirming touches of a hand in his hair or a pinch to his cheek. rests his head on your stomach or his chin on your shoulder when he’s sleepy, stays there, immobile, and will not move unless absolutely necessary. sometimes he gets surprised when he hears you calling for him, there’s a moment of disbelief as he thinks “me? really? you need me?” but it’s very quickly overshadowed by this compulsive need to show up, to please, to do anything for you, which is why he always answers when you call. he doesn’t realize that he has puppygod eyes, especially when he’s excited or confused, but he does and it’s incredible endearing. very reluctant to share your space or attention after a while, considers that to be sacred and he won’t risk being let go or lost again, so as a safety precaution, he keeps himself right by you, waits for you always. 

It physically does not make sense to me that the overlord didn’t just possess Harumi

Hmm? What were ya'll saying? Sorry I couldn't hear anything over all this H O T N E S S.

He is premium boyfriend material and I won't hear none of ya'll out. I stake absolute claim over this man.

And yes, I am indeed blatently ignoring any and every red flag if this man walks up to me and grabs me by the waist.

Credits: Dreaming freedom by 2L

oh hell nah i saw tristamp wolfwood actin silly on my yt feed i need to put my brain in clorox

Look at this cat I picked up from the alleyway

I own a sink, well, it’s not my sink.

It kinda is now but that’s beside the point

Here I have a sink, one I pried from the wall, I could not unscrew it because the screws were so rusted down that it was impossible to do so. (This is why the plastic is broken) you might also be wondering, “where is the tub to the sink? You know, the actual sink part of the sink?” Well my friend, I’m afraid I can not tell you. Because not even I know where it has gone. Now this sink was not stolen. I may not have asked before breaking it from the wall with my barehands, but I think my art teacher asking if I wanted help cleaning it after seeing the sink on the ground next to my bag is good enough consent to take a sink that no longer really has a ‘sink’

@viopolis asked- ❣! pros and cons of dating my muse!

pros!

Lambda is a giver. Gifts, time, food. He'll give it all to his partner and a little extra. It might not be his actual love language but it makes him feel good to give them things. It's guaranteed he'll cover whatever his partner needs. And for free too! Reality manipulation powers do come in handy that way...

cons.

If there's someone that his partner doesn't like, there's probably a chance he's going to end up killing them. That and putting a body part from them in a gift box as a gift to them. (Is this is incredibly shortsighted and bad on his end? Yes. Will he kind of regret it later? Also yes.)

never gonna forget that one time my primary school made me be an accountant for the day. they just took a year 4 boy and a year 4 me into the headteacher's office and made us calculate numbers for a whole day. no calculators, just paper. in retrospect, that was really weird.

kakashi: one of my favorite things about gai is how calm he makes me feel :)

gai: *screaming for four minutes straight in the background*

misogyny has people in a death grip because how the hell did we end up in a world where people think billy is the most important defining characteristic of a black christmas movie

ok so the guy i met today i met through this other guy i knew that moved & we lost contact but he (today) filled me in & apparently he (moved) got covid BAD in like 2020 or early 2021 & he’s still having to carry an oxygen tank w him :( but also i lost interest after he told me i was ‘unsanitary’ for not shaving my ass like bro …,

btw I'm very good at refusing to believe characters are dead. like they'll die on-screen and I'll be like "hm. 🤔 Yeah that's def fake and they're coming back later actually <3"

I feel so connected to miles bc I also got that reaction when I had a B in Spanish

the way that my affirmations rn are literally just “you only need to get a 40% to pass the class 💆🏼‍♀️”

These 12-d(it's a 3d in a 2d view) projections will say research this research that and I am like just show me the top ones and I will find some 5 hour impossible to read masterpiece