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hunterbunter3000 · 1 year

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I am a price whore, sweetheart seeing price hunch over his desk, walked up to him, standing beside him and messaging his shoulder and do that hand gestures where she slide one of her hands down his chest, aight imma dipp😗✌️

ARRHHGHHHH

Mind turning into mush and for what

BRUH after all that has happened, I feel like Sweetheart is getting bold 💀 cause honestly, she's trying to figure out if they all do like her (as Laswell said)

So she goes to Price's office, and he's so busy he just grunts permission to enter, not really seeing it's Sweetheart. She enters with his nightly hour tea that she's been giving him today cause he's so busy. She looks so sad that he's working himself to the bone (and to the shape of a shrimp 🍤) so she sighs and walks over to him, putting his tea and cookies down on his desk. She comes on his side and caresses his tense shoulder.

Sweetheart, in a low voice: Cap, maybe you should take a break.

Price shivers, her fucking hot ass voice snaps him out of his grind (YOU'RE MESSING IT UP SWEETHEART FUCKIN LEAVE)

Price: Hm. Later.

And then goes back to the grind 💀 she sighs and then has an idea.

Sweetheart: how 'bout I give you a shoulder massage! Maybe that'll relieve some of the tension?

SHIIIII BABY SAY LESSSSS

Price nods, but his mind is going BONKERS-- like omg her hands are gonna touch me, soft calloused hands, her perfume FUCK

So she does the massage, and she's actually getting in there- so much so that Price is grunting AHAHA She kinda slows down cause wtf was that? She asks if he's okay and mumbles yes, continue- so she does

She kinda gets lost in it- I mean who WOULDN'T-- his broad ass shoulders, the built muscle, THE LOW GRUNTS AUGHHH her mind just becomes hazy and her hands start to travel. Traveling to his neck, making goosebumps form along the way, slowly and gently moving down to his big chest (HNNGGGGG IM FOAMING AT THE MOUTH)

Price's breath hitches cause um??? She's never done this before??? She leans into him, her chest resting on his back and her breath fanning on his neck. The small scratches from her nails is making him lose his mind. It's already lost from her fondling him, hands moving to his neck, shoulders and chest. Almost like she's studying him, how he feels, what makes him hot. Papers long forgotten, Price's fingers are GRIPPING the edge of his desk. Fuucckkkk it's been forever since he's been felt up like this.

Sweetheart, in his ear: Relax.... you're still tense.

BIITCHHHH HOW CAN HE RELAX?? He takes a deep breath, and the sigh. That this man. LETS OUT. UGHHHH rated R. Istg

If you walked in his office now, the scene is so sensual omg- Price is leaning all the way back, completely relaxed, eyes closed with mouth slightly open and eyebrows creased a bit. Sweetheart behind him, tatas pressed up against his back, head fitted between his neck with her eyes hazy and low, and her hands feeling everything. (His shoulders, arms, forearms, his chest, waist and stomach)

Sweetheart:...Are you relaxed now?

Price, lightheaded and pink: Yes...

Sweetheart, smiles: Good.

Huh? Where the hands go? Where the pressure from her chest go? Oh she got up (NOOOOO WHYYYYYY) Price snaps his eyes open and looks at her fleeting figure. Her swaying hips still keeping him light-headed.

She smiles at him before leaving.

Sweetheart: I'm glad I made you feel relaxed! Also, make sure to drink your tea while it's hot. Good night Price.

And with the sound of the click from the door, she's gone. Price can't believe what happened. Maybe he fell asleep on his desk and he had another fantasy about her? (He has had alot of fantasies about her LOLL)

Noooo, he's still up, he pinched himself. Fuck, that legit happend. And the tea is still hot... how? It felt like hours in that state of mind with her. He looked at his clock; 11:10 p.m.

....Are you fucking kidding me. (THAT ONLY LASTED FOR TEN MINUTES???MOTHER FUCK--)

Sweetheart in her room: SCREEEECCHHHHHH WHY DID I DO THAT!?!? OMG HE JUST NEEDED A MASSAGE NOT FOREPLAY OMFG WHAT IS WRONG WITH MEEEEAAAAAA he was so hot tho- NO SHUT UP (and then cries for bout an hour)

#help me #why is this so LONG #WHY IS PRICE MY EVERYTHING #i have a thing for broad men with accents and facial hair #LIKE BADLYYYY #ITS SUCH A PROBLEM LMAO #black reader #black fem reader #cod oc #black!reader #john price #price mw2 #cod price #john price x reader #cod x y/n #141 sweetheart

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ranpoismyblorbo · 2 years

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22 notes • Posted 2021-11-02 21:44:01 GMT

✨YOU'LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE✨

23 notes • Posted 2021-12-06 19:58:08 GMT

OK IM GOING OFFLINE NOW THIS IS TOO MUCH WTF-

@akuutaguava @panic-at-the-gender @boombboi @glittercrashhh @chuuy-a and uhhh no I think that's everyone so um yea I'll continue the rb chains in a while/tomorrow sjdjfjrndj I'm tired and have a horrible headache✌️✌️

29 notes • Posted 2021-12-06 11:43:37 GMT

SURVEY-ISH TIME!!!!

How many of y'all here are Sigma stans and willing to die for this man???

Say aye in reblog/comments

@boombboi @chuuy-a @akuutaguava @panic-at-the-gender @glittercrashhh @fyo-door this was more specifically targeted at y'all IM LEAVING NOW I SWEAR-

40 notes • Posted 2021-12-06 10:14:40 GMT

CHAPTER 97 BSD MANGA SPOILERS

Aight so I was talking with a friend about how the whole escape thing is gone play out and she said that most likely both Fyodor and Dazai will miraculously survive and I was just like "yes but WHAT IF THE COST IS SIGMA'S LIFE HUH-" and she literally asked wHaT aRe yOu suGgEStiNg" and so I started aggressively theorising and the "say aye" post was a trap cuz imma tag y'all in this now (btw im just copy pasting from whatsapp rn so yea)

We haven't seen too many major deaths yet (except ofc yk but like....not MANY ) And there is a full possibility someone else will also die and the impact of Sigma's death would be pretty big psychologically for the ADA specifically Atsushi me thinks (because he couldn't save him not once but twice😀)

And also if Dazai ends up using Sigma's life in some way it would cause a pretty huge rift I think between him and Atsushi and possibly the rest of the ADA like they will still listen to his plans because yeah but they will also be distant and that would most definitely affect Dazai more than he would show and I feel like if he lost his friends in the ADA because of any reason specially if it's his own doing then he would slowly but surely start regressing to a pre development aka Port Mafia Dazai-ish state and just yeah that would be bad

Plus if Fyodor PLANNED to have Sigma die at that particular time his plans would already be in disarray but the death wouldn't affect them as bad but if he assumed Nikolai would have survived and saved Sigma then he had a job for both of them and Sigma's loss will definitely make him need to reroute (although I fully believe he has like AT LEAST 15 contingency plans incase a team member dies but still) and if Dazai figures out which one it is, if it's the latter I fully believe he can and he will use Sigma to get out and sacrifice him in the process (I mean I love the guy but he's highkey evil when it comes down to high stakes stuff)

ALSO, his (Sigma's) ability is an important one for an organisation that makes all its plans and executes them on the basis of the information it gets because Fukuchi might be the head but we all know that Fyodor is the one actually making the plans yes?? And Fyodor is a literal genius but even he needs the information required before making any plans. So yeah if Fyodor DIDN'T plan for him to actually die and Dazai figures it out Sigma is highkey a dead man walking.

And just yeah while his active contribution to the plot right now isn't that much, him dying during the escape which leads to the other two surviving it would make his part much greater overall plus it would deal psychological damage to the characters (and possibly general working damage to Fyodor) plus it would be a bittersweet thing about him never having truly existed and stuff as well because I can definitely see Asagiri pulling that card on us just so we sob some more😀😭

Anyways so yea that's that it's just a theory though so👀👀

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And ofc honourable mentions to the one who led to all of this with the initial convo: @fruitpunchsamurai16

59 notes • Posted 2021-12-06 16:47:57 GMT

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shipsarebeautiful · 3 years

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Me: I have loved RWBY, for as flawed a show as it is, for multiple years now. Neo was the first being I ever saw in media with mutism to any degree and my tumblr pfp should represent that about myself since there’s no other real way to do so. It’s gonna take a lot to convince me to change that.

Also me: *gets into sk8 for one week* Aight guys it’s been a good one but imma head out ✌️

#sab actually posts

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rrasado · 3 years

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•Midnight lamenting•

(Prequel to ‘The Snapping’ fic)

Y’all thought this is the next part but jokes on you this is the PREQUEL to my last isomnia induced angst fic so haha take that mfs-

Tagging to notify: @iworshipthepandas @witch-o-memes @deepestcloudjellyfish @helena-iceninekills @littlelightinwonderland @yui1800/for some reason I can’t tag u 😢 @thatweirdomidas @bnhastakenover @raymiazaki @katsukis-sad-angel @kittygh0st & @dittoqueeno

—————*2 weeks before the leave*—————

It’s been 2 weeks since the reveal of MC’s heredity.

“Lilith”

Pleas stop it.

“Hey Lilith-“

I know you all miss her.

“Lilith can you-“

But what about Me?

The lively household was now sober with silence, most of the residents already retiring to their respective quarters. The sound of footsteps muffled by the velvet carpet as the human treaded towards the balcony, steaming coffee in hand. The disheveled bun and growing bags under her eyes being signs of her restlessness as she set her mug on the balcony lining.

Oh lord Diavolo, how long has it been since she began overthinking things. Was she really overthinking? It’s nice to know they’re all getting along nicely, but at the cost of her identity? How are they even sure? I mean... Surely there was someone in her bloodline that wasn’t a legitimate child, what if it was only by name and legality? What if the blood they think she has is merely by written records? What if she didn’t really had Lilith’s blood? What if-

“I was wondering why the coffee maker’s still warm...”

Shoulders tensed up as she slowly turned her head, only to see unkept blonde hair and tired eyes.

“Ah Satan... you startled me”

Said fourth born only gave a raspy chuckle as he walked towards MC’s side at the balcony. He took notice the wariness in MC’s features as she gripped her cup of coffee tighter. He...knew how she felt, he’d even go as far as to say he was empathetic towards her.

“Hey, how’ve you been holding up these past two weeks?”

The question genuinely caught MC off guard, but knew deep down that Satan was going to catch up to her considering he’s been staring at her solemnly for the past few days.

“You’re the only person here I can be brutally honest with, you know that right?”

“Oh well I do the same with you, it’s basically a mutual benefit, so please do tell how you’ve been doing”

An exhausted sigh escaped her lips as she took a sip from her cup of coffee, already cold from the night breeze.

“I feel...like absolute crap. I’m happy that everyone’s getting along now but... why do I feel as if I’ve been robbed...”

“...Because they’re practically using you as a substitute for Lilith”

She quirked her brow as she placed her mug down. The Devildom moon being the only source of light as the temperamental duo gazed at the scenery.

“...What gave it away...?”

“Oh please MC, the last time I herd my brothers call you by your real name was before Lord Diavolo and Barbatos arrived with the news”

“You know, I have a feeling that’s not your only reason”

A small laugh emitted from the blonde before continuing his explanation.

“...That and...I feel empathetic towards you...”

“Oh? And how so..? Please do tell”

“You remember how I was born right?”

“You were born from Lucifer’s wrath after the Celestial war...”

“Exactly, I was born AFTER the war, meaning, AFTER Lilith’s death”

A churning feeling swindled in MC’s stomach as she realized where his context was going.

“I can still remember it...the way my brothers used to dote on me, giving me affection that was supposed to be for their dearest sister. Sure it felt nice to be loved but...knowing that the love they’re giving you wasn’t supposed to be yours in the first place, it just fed my wrath even more.”

He glanced at the human, taking in her silent reaction, he already knew how clever MC was so he knew that she already had an idea.

“Of course...that was centuries ago. They stopped treating me as a substitute and started treating me as me, they practically moved on...or at least I thought they moved on...”

“It’s kind of cruel isn’t it? Having to wait such a long time before finally receiving something that wasn’t second handed”

“It is, and I know you know it too. I knew the moment Belphie changed his attitude that they’ll direct their pent up affections for Lilith towards you”

Satan lowered his head a bit before looking MC in the eye.

“I’m...terribly sorry MC, I wasn’t able to help you. I should’ve tipped them off before they started pouring their misplaced affection towards you. I made a promise that I’d help you and yet...here you are, going through what I also had to endure centuries ago.”

She lightly rubbed his tired shoulders, a solemn smile danced on her lips as her tired eyes showed nothing but empathy.

“You don’t have to apologize, it’s not your obligation. You’ve already had your fight, so this ones mine to face”

She retreated her hand and gripped her now empty mug.

“If you need anything, don’t hesitate to ask me. Knowing how they’re currently acting, it’ll only get worse from here.”

A raspy giggle escaped MC’s lips as she slowly rubbed the bridge of her nose.

“I’ll keep that in mind Mr. Sharp’n Witty”

“Make sure you do Ms. Trouble Magnet”

And with that, the two went back inside...

...The warmth of their breaths being the only sign they were ever their on the balcony to lament.

A/N - So to clarify, I decided to post 1 prequel and I’ll be posting a sequel (which will be posted in December) before the grand angsty finale in January because even I wanna get something out to satisfy my brainrotting.

As usual if you wanna be tagged in the next release just reply to this post and I’ll make sure to tag and notify y’all.

The Snapping (the fic this post follows)

What if MC’s Heredity was wrong (just an idea/thought)

Realization before Reconciliation

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