You could convince me to watch the *checks notes* loser rangers anime? 👀
SKCNCJSKSK!!!!!!
Were you a Power Rangers kid??? Are you over-saturated and bored by modern superhero media?? Do you long for a fresh take on the “dark side” of Sunday Morning cartoons that ISN’T grimdark and irony poisoned and lame?? Do you like absolutely incompetent cringefail losers and their hot murder girlfriends???!!? Then come on down to…
✨GO! GO! LOSER RANGER!✨
We’ve got it all! :
Protagonist that just fucking sucks at everything
Like. Really REALLY fucking sucks. At everything. Cant even figure out how to eat food. Hates everyone and has no friends. He’s just like me fr.
He’s like if Sasuke was the worst ninja ever like couldn’t even throw a kunai but still thought he was better than everyone else and kept the exact same pretentious attitude. I’m obsessed with him.
A fun, unique twist on the Power Rangers-esque Sunday Morning cartoons of our childhood that pokes fun at the 90s era camp of that genre of media while still feeling genuinely heartfelt and respectful to the spirit of the source material it’s satirizing
If villain bad, why sexy?
Hot Murder Lady
Genuinely just like a fun silly plot that isn’t too serious (yet) and can be enjoyed casually (or not casually if you’re a freak like I am) and really hits different if you were a power rangers kid like I was
Cool animation with a unique style that feels like a lot of love went into it
Did I mention if villain bad, why sexy??
HIBIKI SAKURAMA💅🏻💕💖💖🌸🌸
OOOHHHH YOU WANNA WATCH GO! GO! LOSER RANGER SOOOOO BAD
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I know we all want to believe Zoro would be some skater dude in a 90s punk-y weird friend group at school au but Sanji is the one known for his balance and would absolutely skate with his hands in his pockets.
Zoro would be the silent dude who yo-yos or maybe hackysacks? Either way it’s significantly lamer than swords but it is objectively cool when you see a guy yo-yo 3 yo-yos at once with one in his mouth. He makes yo-yoing look cool?
Luffy does parkour. No explanations needed.
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Puppy
No road-dog he reminds me of my dad too much 😭🙏
PRAYING YALL WILL LIKE THIS! (Bunny reader with the bloodline next 🤗)
Warnings! Smut, rough sex, slight!Degradation, LOTS of praise, group sex, oral (f and m), use of the words “mommy, daddy, cunt, cock, darling, honey etc.” fingering, edging, overstimulation, fem on fem, fem on male, slight size kink?, if there’s any others I missed let me know!
Just thinking about DX with fem!puppy reader
Billy who would just be oh so mean sometimes thrusting into you doggy style, pulling at your tail to make you cry out in pain all while he chuckles at your pained expression. Pulling it harder to make you meet his thrust after he’s made you cum so many times that you can barely hold yourself up on your knees :(( Muttering about how tight you are and laughs when your ears twitch at the sounds of your wet cunt reaching your sensitive ears.
X-pac who knocks and comes into your room cooing at your drool and tear stained face. saying “Billy’s being so mean to your little puppy cunt ain’t he?” He looks at you and juts out his bottom lip in a mocking expression as Billy chuckles and grabs a fist full of your hair pulling your head back to meet his eyes. “But she can take it. Ain’t that right puppy?”
Whimpers and moans freely leave your mouth causing them both to chuckle. “Cmon you gotta answer Billy baby” X slowly walks to you grabbing your jaw softly and wiping some of the drool from your chin. “Answer him.” He spits out and grabs your jaw in a harsher grip. “Y-yes! I can- fuck! I can take it!” You yelp out and his grip loosens “atta girl baby” he mutters out and presses his lips against yours harshly.
X-pac who’s always nice when he’s got you alone taking his time to eat you out and make sure you’re ready for him before he fucks you.
X-pac who groans into your pussy and makes sure to make you cum atleast twice with just his tongue. He always makes sure to open you up, teasing you by pressing two fingers in and not moving them. “I’m sorry pup, I know you need it so bad huh?”
Shawn who’s a good mix of both, could be mean one day and not let you even get close to cumming. Edging you over and over again with his fingers and won’t let you cum until he cums :(
Shawn who lets you cum whenever you want when he’s nice, might even let you suck his cock if you’ve been really good. Knows you loveeeee to suck cock so he uses it as a reward. “Good fucking girl baby, yeah suck it juuuuust like that”
Triple H who’s always nice no matter if they’re running a train on you or your alone. Lovvvveeeess to play with your ears, likes to whisper things to see them perk up. Thinks your the most adorable thing in the world. He’s the biggest of the bunch and he hates when you flinch in pain when he first thrusts in.
Triple H that always has to use lube cuz he’s just too big for your little hole. He usually doesn’t even fuck you when they all decide to. Fucks your mouth nice and slow while the others play with your other holes. He groans everytime you moan around him. “There you go darlin’ I know you can take it. Breath out of your nose honey being so good for daddy huh?”
Chyna who was kinda against the whole thing at first. But as soon as she saw you walking with X-pac she knew you would be perfect for them. Your cute little ears and tail, she just fell right in love with you.
Chyna who is the one that punishes you when you misbehave. Rubbing your puffy clit till you can’t take it anymore. Leaving your ass bruised and red with handprints having your own little cushion to sit on after you get punished. She made sure to teach you how to eat her out the way she likes, loves to pull on your ears while you eat her out. “Mommy’s good girl yeah?”
DX when they all fuck you is the meanest. Passing you between them back and forth this could last for hours just being passed around and fucked over and over again. Mouth and throat sore from sucking hunters cock and eating out Chyna. Somewhere between the lines, you got hunter in your mouth, Shawn in your ass, X-pac in your cunt, Billy in your hand, while you try your best to finger Chyna :(
It doesn’t help that they all degrade you while it happens but the way your cunt was soaking they knew you wanted it.
“Slutty little puppy huh? Want our cocks that bad?” You heard Shawn mutter out between groans and grunts. A long moan leaves your throat making hunter groan “fuck sweetheart daddy’s not gonna last long if you keep moaning around me like that.” X chuckles and lets out a small whimper as he fucks into you. Chyna kisses and sucks at your nipples while rubbing your pussy making your hand stutter around billy.
And the after care is TOP TEIR. Cuddles galore, bath, dinner, water, more water, more cuddles, movie time (your choosing) praise. Praise. Praise. “Did so good for us lovebug.” Chyna mutters out while slowly bathing you. You loved your little group 💕
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UM HOPED YALL LIKED THIS!!! MANY HEARTS TO YOU ALL!! (Also if y’all want more parts or some backstory let me know!) 😭🤗💕💕💕💕💕
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