okay, i know crowley will likely be a mess post-s2 divorce, but i also kind of like the idea of her embodying this song during the They're Not Talking stage:

like!!!! you see my vision, yes?

ORV is so long and I'm such a slow reader that I'm pretty much immune to out-of-context spoilers now. Why is Dokja in a hospital bed? He's KDJ he probably did something self-sacrificial, I'll read about it eventually. More importantly why is Yoo Joonghyuk in an astronaut suit??? Why is child Kim Dokja interacting with Kim Namwoon??? What is a shoulder dumpling??? I need to read faster to find out, unfortunately

Chapters: 1/2 Fandom: Black Sails Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Captain Flint | James McGraw/John Silver, Captain Flint | James McGraw/OCs, (nobody named or important), Background Silver/Madi - Relationship Characters: Captain Flint | James McGraw, John Silver Additional Tags: Angst, Mutual Pining, Miscommunication, Gangbang, Free Use, Sub Captain Flint, season 3-4 break, Heavy Alcohol Use, Drunk Sex, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Dirty Talk, Humiliation, Period-Typical Homophobia, Only One Bed, (kind of on a technicality though), (but it's plot relevant), Silver is the world's best quartermaster, Flint handles emotions by being a bastard Summary:

As they prepare for war, a mission forces Flint and Silver to spend the night in the colonies. Overwhelmed and frustrated by his feelings for Silver, Flint tries to get his needs met via other avenues. Silver interrupts. Drama ensues.

(First chapter is their time ashore, and all of the actual gangbang stuff. Second is the aftermath, and silverflint smut. Cathartic happy ending guaranteed.)

hello daily lightbulb i have to ask . how do you feel about floor inanimate insanity invitational

(love that guy!

while im here im gonna go give some love to @dailyfloory !! go follow them NOW. NOW!!!!!!!! /silly)

Atla Character Lore Drop because I can

Firelord Sozin’s Reign:

Firelord Sozin- Born in 42 BG and the son of Firelord Zenzo and Firelady Turan and older brother to Princess Zeisan. Former companion of Avatar Roku. Sozin ruled from 21 BG till his death in 20 AG. Sozin and Zeisan had a rocky relationship but reached a peace treaty in their early twenties as most siblings do. Sozin wanted to rule the world, but since Roku refused to let him throw the natural order of balance Sozin was unable to do anything until he left Roku to die in 2 BG. Two years later, during Sozin’s Comet he killed all the Air Nomads and on the other side of the world his son Azulon was born. Sozin died of natural causes and Azulon was crowned the next Firelord.

Princess Zeisan- Born in 40 BG as the daughter of Firelord Zenzo and Firelady Turan and younger sister to Firelord Sozin. From a young age Zeisan was her father’s favorite until she was revealed to not be a nonbender. After this she and her brother were pitted against each other until their father’s death in 58 BG. After her brother was crowned Firelord Zeisan moved North where she met an airbender by the name of Amala. After Amala’s death Zeisan moved back to the castle to raise her infant nephew Azulon, after his mother was deemed too unstable to raise him.

Firelady Nagemi- Born in 39 AG and the only daughter of a high-ranking official, Nagemi was promised to Sozin from a young age, they just ignored until she finally turned 19 and both their fathers insisted they get married. Luckily for them Zenzo ate shit and died like two years later so they never had to interact with each other very much after that except in the interest of their only son, Prince Azulon. After a family trip gone wrong, Nagemi was always interested in death and loved performing autopsies on animal carcasses. When Zeisan moved back to the palace, Nagemi had a strange fascination with her as she claimed she “had death clinging to her flesh”.

Amala (alias Rioshon)- Born in 40 BG in the Western Air Temple, Amala is an airbender. Being a late bloomer she received her tattoos at 19 and afterwards she joined the Guiding Wind, a rebel group of Air Nomads. She was traveling through the Fire Nation under the alias of Rioshon when she met Princess Zeisan. Amala is the one who first introduced Zeisan to Khandro, the leader of the Guiding Wind. Zeisan dragged her feet when it came to joining the Guiding Wind, but she trained with them and became close friends with Amala. There was a slight rough patch in their friendship when Zeisan tried to marry Khandro as a tactic to destabilize her brother as well as cause a law-binding contract so Sozin cannot attack the Air Nomads. Unfortunately before this could be officialized Sozin’s comet happened and most of the Air Nomads- including Khandro were killed. While Amala survived the initial attacks on the Air Nomads she died a few months later due to sepsis from the untreated burns.

A customer comes up to me with a wide roll of Floriani Wet n' Gone Tacky embroidery stabilizer.

Customer: "Is this really $76?" Me: "Unfortunately, yes." Customer: "I can get some offbrand stuff on Amazon for $45 for twice as much!" Me, who has made that decision before: "I did that, actually. I got some offbrand stuff for $45, and I can't use it. There's three big problems with it." Customer: "What are they?" Me: "Well, first one is that it's not tacky, so I have to still baste it down anyway. The second one is that when you get it wet, it doesn't n'gone."

Ive seen some people get mixed up (also sorry if this comes off pompous I swear I'm not I just really fuckin enjoy these movies ghggb) so I'd like to clarify that the Big Bad Wolf is an already established character in the Shrek world.

And he's just some guy. He also might transform into a human woman with a strong accent when there's a full moon according to a halloween special but ya know.

The wolf that chases Puss in Last Wish tho is, Death, straight up, as he said.

Some promotional media did advertise him as the double b wolf but that was just to not spoil the surprise. (Apparently some promos would also just call him The Wolf so yeup.)

However, it's also not unreasonable to mix up the 2 since in Shrek's ogreverse (ogre universe I NEED to coin the phrase c'mon now) there's been a few number of soft rebooted characters from a lot of Shrek media.

But to go off strictly from the movies, the 2 most obvious examples are Rumpelstiltskin and the 3 bears.

The left depictions are really just one-off jokes/background characters that rarely appeared in more than 5 scenes from previous movies (Shrek 3 and 1 respectively), while the right depictions are the later focused antagonists that got plenty of screen time (Shrek 4ever after and Puss in Boots 2 the Last Wish respectively).

The difference tho is that the original depictions are really Just one-off jokes. Nothing more than just something in the background. The Big Bad Wolf however is an already established part of Shrek's friend group alongside the 3 little pigs, Pinocchio and Gingy.

Basically, not someone they could just easily make a soft reboot about like with the aforementioned 2 examples.

It is incredibly likely tho that DreamWorks did base Death a bit off of the real life folklore of the Big Bad Wolf. Considering how much they love old tales, and how much old stories had him as the main antagonist. (Plus c'mon. Wolf from Bad Guys literally says he's the big bad in every story, they're definitely self aware at this point.)

Having the penultimate depiction of the end of life itself in their fairytale inspired long-running world be loosely based on the most popular antagonist from old folklore stories is most likely on purpose, and I gotta say, based.

It's also likely that Death can take whatever form he chooses. But I'm cool with gnarly wolf form. 👍

Just had a "you guys get painkillers in bottles?" moment. We have them like uhhh this:

And they'll stop you if you try and buy more than two packs of painkillers at a time because legally they have to

So seeing people can just buy them in bottles is like. I guess I knew technically that was a thing elsewhere but I'm from a country where they think we're lemmings and ibuprofen is our cliff

Elizaveta Tuktamysheva | Russian Test Skates 2023

The record holder for participation in the Test Skates, Elizaveta Tuktamysheva

good luck!! 💕🥰

thank you! i didn't get the best grade i've ever gotten but i didn't fail either and this class has been so terribly rigorous that that's literally all i care about so 😭

I know you’re posting it soon aaaa but can we please get another sneak peek for Support Course Hero? Maybe? 🥺

OF COURSE YES here you go!!

We get some Shinsou + Izuku interactions at the end of the chapter ✨

jesus fucking christ it's good to have a contract though

Dear citizens and illegal immigrants of OnyxVille,

I, Mayor President King Queen Slay Onyx, can no longer continue to govern this magnificent city without acknowledging a growing problem in our humble community.

As I write this, our quaint but friendly town counts 33 residents registered in the database. I am not aware of the number of illegal immigrants that may inhabit the town without making their presence known with likes, replies, or asks.

This possible unregistered presence is actually linked to the very subject of this letter, as I have noticed that only a handful of the 33 citizens, as in like 4 or 5, choose to interact and participate in town events and council elections.

As you may know, the town's laws concerning residency, immigration and citizenship application are flexible and we do our best to avoid mirroring dehumanizing administration procedures present in other towns or cities. We are glad to have you around and want to make sure that the paperwork and application for temporary or permanent stays are as straight-forward and painless as possible.

We would also like to remind you that the small population makes it easy for the Council, and for me, Ultimate Slug King, to take care of you, interact with you, and most importantly take your input into account to better our town. Your opinion matters and your demands will be answered. (Not necessarily granted but you'll definitely get some kind of answer. The content of said answer has no legal obligation to be polite or agreeable, and besides, fuck you's are healthy to hear from time to time.)

We guarantee that any and all forms of contact will be dealt with immediately, directly by CouncilMembers or My Own Person. We are very involved. (phone tumblr all day tumblr tumblr)

All in all, the objective of this message is to encourage all registered residents and citizens to be more active and involved with this town's community, and to inspire all potential citizens, or illegal immigrants, to make their presence known and get their residency visa stuff sorted as soon as possible.

- your awesome cool leader, Onyx

In celebration of almost making it to 50 followers (46!!!) more Miché hcs!!! (may contain vague hc lore :3)

His pet names have a certain system to it with darling being his favorite. He hates it being used on him though...

Idr if i said this but hes an incredible trapeze artist and learned from his long time in the circus

He can play the calliope and the accordion!!!

He has dated before... the person in question is no longer in contact with him... for now...

He knows Gloopert! They were friends at some point, but lost contact

His room is slowly ever changing, it morphs to his liking!

He rarely wears other clothing types, this is due to his active dislike of most fabric textures

He enjoys Gomballs! The light is cozy and glowly, it makes him happy!

He has a collection of stuffed toys in his room, they all have names and lives!

He finds ringmaster as a role in the circus to be to demanding, circuses are for fun, nobody should dictate it

He really likes legos and if you ask him to build a set with you you would be his soulmate (platonically)

when i say. the torts final i just took was one of the most evil exams i have ever taken……not even like i think i did badly i dont it was just straight up evil…….i legit need therapy exclusively for that

can reddit resolve their beef so the subreddits can stop being private omfg i need ANSWERS for my pc building questions and all the answers that show up on google are links to private subreddits LET ME IN!!!!