imagining sixteen-year-old spock not leaving his room for five days because he's playing ranked 5d chess with multiverse time travel
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Therapist: Klein bottle chess isn't real, klein bottle chess can't hurt you
Klein bottle chess:
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According to wikipedia, the original expression is “playing 3D chess,” which surprises me bc I’ve never heard it said that way. I’ve only heard people say “playing 4D chess,” with the occasional escalation to 5D for comedic effect. How many more years before the expression expands to cover all 11 dimensions
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don't mind me just extending the only friends universe by observing neo's half alias in midnight motel
gif by @raypakorn
Tony....TONY.....TON...y....bosTONy....BOSTON... for context for people who didn't watch midnight motel, this """"tony"""" character showed up to be louis character's on call slut and he was never explained except by every other character saying 👀? about him
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people: so how did you learn chess
me:
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Tried to get my dad to play 5D chess since he’s so good at regular chess.
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i am this close
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Please put Kinger in 5D Chess with Multiversal Time Travel (yes that’s a real thing as yes it’s as confusing as it sounds)
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Played 5D chess with multiversal time travel tonight
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Have you ever thought that 5D Chess with multiverse time travel is just a exact sciences version of a visual novel?
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"They called me a madman"
Send help, my computer is *struggling* with this one. I don't even know why I'm leaving this as an option, probably because its just funny as hell to me lol.
Human comprehension be damned, this is full blown 7 Dimensional Chess. We've got 5 spatial dimensions, count 'em 5. We're playing with a base board of 4x4x4x4x4 for 1024 squares and like 200ish pieces I dont feel like counting
Then we got 2 more dimensions, on in time, one multiversal.
This is perhaps, the single worst variant of chess in existence, if not the most incomprehensible. Now to find someone insane enough to play it with me
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"Yeah, I like survival horror games"
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Poorly describe your favorite series, movie, or game so others can guess what it is.
I'll start:
Buff woman goes to prison and befrends plankton. She tries to escape, but her dad's in a coma. She learns evil priest is behind it. Evil priest wants to genocide everyone and gets a new ability. Buff woman escapes, but plankton dies. Evil priest plays mario galaxy at nasa. Evil priest destroys time, but ghost boi survives. Ghost boi kills evil priest before he destroys time without causing a grandfather paradox. Disappointing ending.
Fountain of youth destroyed in 10/10 scene.
Prisoners with geometric heads collect green rocks to save hat man from evil hat only to drown him.
War crimes committed by space monks and their army of genetically identical child soldier army.
Why is English still spoken in the year 3,000? Also, lobster goes unappreciated.
A twink, an ex-cop, a gambling addict, a transfem hacker, and the best cowboy bounty hunt in space.
Explore a ps5 as a robot.
Hitmen from hell work for a gay owl.
WOOKIEE LIFE DEBTS FOR EVERYONE!
Accidental checkmates.
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