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God Of Falsehoods
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This is in no way the best way to post it but it is the only way I could get the format to stay
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the real secret to Leo being the best fighter is that during any fight he's thinking of winning & strategy & shit
meanwhile Raph is thinking of what would be easiest to cook for dinner after this fight exhausts him and Donnie is thinking of what he's going to build when they get home and Mikey is thinking of the character arc of Pizza Horse in his fantasy world
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“Everything is going to be ok ❤️” NOT ON MY WATCH 💔💥💥💥🔨
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most of my childhood can be summed down to “I was terrified and nobody would even believe me”
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"Pluto isn't a planet" Fine.
"Dinosaurs had feathers" Fine!
"Neptune isn't a beautiful oceanic blue, it's actually the same washed-out disappointing color as Uranus" I will kill you with my bare hands
Look how they massacred my boy
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me: sitting here drawing a bunch
my left hand: ow. ow. ow. i hurt.
me: you're. not even the hand i'm drawing with. you're just chilling. what is your fucking problem.
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my mom hung up some clothes of mine on the doorframe and it seriously could not convey more "this guy dresses like a cartoon bully" if it got up and stole a kids lunch money
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You know what, since I'm thinking about it anyways, let's talk formalwear accessories. Most of these are traditionally menswear but a bit of gender fuckery is good for the soul, and frankly most of these are about making your mass-produced clothing fit and lay properly without having to go to the tailor.
Shirt stays: these go around your thighs to hold your shirt down, so that it stays smooth and tucked in. They're usually elastic, with 1-3 clips, and if you wear skirts frequently this is a GREAT way to make sure your top doesn't ride up. The clips will be visible if you're wearing something tight, so loose pants or skirts are where these do best. There's also an insane version that clips to your socks, but that is for lunatics. If you wanted, you could also use one of these clips to hold up thigh-highs.
These do a great job of smoothing and narrowing the waist area by keeping your shirt from bunching there.
Sleeve garters: usually metal, leather, elastic, or silk. These are usually worn with button-down shirts to adjust where your cuff falls on the wrist or hand. They're properly worn on the upper arm, and you pull the fabric of the sleeve above the garter until you cuff is where you want it. Because this creates a puff of sleeve at the bicep, it also broadens the appearance of the shoulders. It's great if you're working with your hands or if your sleeves are often too long for your preference.
Waistband clip or belt adjustment clip/buttons
Three different ways of tightening the waistband of a pair of pants or a skirt. You're not going to get more than an inch or so tighter without weird bunching, and for most of these you'd want them to be hidden under a shirt or jacket, but they do the job if that's something you're having issues with.
Collar pins: There are so many fun ones out there, both with and without chains. They're not terribly practical, though the slight weight may help keep your collar where you want it. Also consider collar tips, which pin (surprise) to the very tips of your collar points.
Sweater clips/guards: meant to hold your sweater or cardigan mostly closed. Great if your cardigan doesn't button, or if you don't like it to be buttoned all the way.
There's tons of other stuff out there like this--etsy is a great place to find this stuff. A lot of these are old solutions to the very modern problem of mass-maufactured clothes not being as one-size-fits-all as advertised, but they're also a fun way to put a bit of personality into businesswear.
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Fuck it. Outsourcing my decisions on which of these entire designed characters to finally make an actual coloured drawing of and post info about first
so pick a guy gal dubiously successful science experiment
*both are genderfluid and may or may not be guys at time of vote user discretion is advised
I'll post both of them eventually I just want external motivation and am curious
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my ass is so full of shit that it’s pussing the juice out of my pussy
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I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back
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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made
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for those folks that run across this post and feel some kind of way about it, i'm sorry. those that find this post resonates with them, remember, no one is owed your gratitude and forced gratitude isn't gratitude at all.
i'll let the tags do the rest of the talking.
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