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1p2p-heta-imagines · 7 months

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Can you do the domestic lives the 2p axis and allies want too?

2p N. Italy will be the one working, he just wants his S/O to have a relaxed life and he makes enough money for them to do that. He absolutely refuses having kids, he doesn’t want to potentially mess them up.

2p S. Italy is happy to be more of a househusband, he’s used to looking after people so it’s second nature to him, he’d love a child or two to have running around, he thinks they’re adorable.

2p Germany would prefer to be a househusband than work, he’s not the best at holding down a job anyway. For children, it’s a mixed bag, he loves kids but he hates raising them.

2p Japan is happy being a househusband, he doesn’t really like to go out at all so working is awful to him. He doesn’t want kids at all, he just can’t deal with children or their antics.

2p America would prefer to be the one working but he struggles to find employment so he knows it likely won’t end up that way, they’ll probably both work. As for children, he’s very hesitant, the idea scares him.

2p England would prefer 50/50, he doesn’t want them to do all the housework but he doesn’t want them to be the only one working either. He’s happy to split it up because that’s fair to him. He’d love a big family.

2p Canada is another that prefers the work be 50/50. He likes to do housework, he likes to work, it fills up time. When it comes to children, he’s hesitant because of how he was as a kid but the idea of a child is appealing.

2p France says he hates kids but he always takes care of them so he’d secretly like one of his own. Househusband nor working is that good to him, he just doesn’t have the motivation to do either.

2p China is unbothered: he’s fine to be the sole worker, he’s fine to stay at home, he’s fine if they both work, he really just goes with whatever they want. He’s taken care of enough children in his life to not want more.

2p Russia prefers to work, mostly because he likes the predictability and the routine of work. As for children, he’s not the biggest fan of children, nor does he have any idea how to raise them.

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hetalia-angel · 3 months

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What are the 1p/2p allies favorite hobbies?

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Hobbies

1p Allies

Canada- His favorite hobbies range from playing hockey, taking long nature walks and hikes, sledding, and kayaking.

America- Alfred’s favorite secret hobby is star gazing. He’d never admit it to anyone but he’s a total nerd for space and often looks out his telescope into the great night sky.

France- Francis is a total hater and no one can convince me otherwise. His favorite hobby is gossiping about anything and everyone.

England- Arthur’s favorite hobby is a mix of knitting, crocheting, and embroidery. He’s not the best but it’s the thought that counts. I headcanon that Oliver taught him the basics. He gets the thread and yarn tangled sometimes but it makes him happy nonetheless.

Russia- His favorite hobby is cooking with friends and family. Ivan enjoys being close to his love ones and tasting the most delectable Russian delicacies.

China- Yao is a collector of all things; this list ranges from plushies, figurines, dolls, and even posters. On the other hand he’s severely proud of his country and cuisine and always cooks for any guests or occasion.

2p Allies

England- Oliver’s favorite hobby is obviously baking no one trusts it but he still creates masterpieces. Another hobby that not most know is his love of card games; especially games like bridge.

France- François is an absolute prodigy at gambling and scamming others out of money. When he’s not gambling he’s often lounging around and smoking cigarettes. His lungs have got to be black after 100 years of smoking.

Russia- Viktor likes to stay sharp the more you know the easier it is to get what you want from others he’s always continuing his studies. Viktor’s very well versed in most things so he’d make an excellent tutor.

America- Allen recently got very into urban exploration. Those small abandoned Midwest towns catch his interest to no end. He finds himself going late at night to explore each nook and cranny.

China- Xao’s addictions consume his life and he’s always looking for the next plug. While Yao is similar to the nations’ grandfather Xao is the opposite. He’s more of a fun loving older brother who’s always seeking out excitement.

Canada- Matthieu acts like an old man always on a strict schedule. His favorites hobbies are hockey, whittling, hunting and especially hiking. He’s spent days on end hiking up mountains in the countryside.

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chocolatte-and-despair · 4 months

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Can you do 2p Face family sharing a s/o

Yandere 2P FACE

To start, the fact you managed to steal the hearts of them all is an absolute surprise not only to you, but to them too. I mean, they all have different interests in partners, but here you are, breaking those interests for them and proving that they can love someone who isn't their "type" too.

It all started when James brought you back home, as his partner. You were a mature and educated individual, which surprised everyone that you ended up dating some hick from the country. It seemed that you started dating after you met him while volunteering at the local shelter that he was volunteering at. And everything else is simply history.

You were polite but didn't let anyone walk over you. You enjoyed being nice, but also knowing your own worth. Allen once tried to fuck around with you and make you seem worse than you were, but you put him right in his place.

That was exactly the moment he fell for you. Well, he fell for you before, but this was when he finally accepted that he was crushing on his brother's partner.

The next to fall was Oliver. See, you disliked Oliver, but you respected him. And that dislike made you something hard to achieve. And he wanted to get you now that he could not.

The last person to fall was Louis, the father figure of James. A troubled soul and failing artist who has fallen into some horrible habits out of despair.

Why did he fall for you? You were the only one who came to the art show that he had put on. You came with james to show his father figure support, but ended up moving him in a way that nobody else had managed to.

In general, life was quite easy at first, when everyone, besides James, felt like he was allowed to openly love you. For different reasons, all of them tried to hide their feelings for you. Allen because he didn't believe you could ever like him, Oliver because he couldn't believe he liked you, and Louis because he couldn't betray his son in such a way. But that didn't last long, of course.

James is not happy about sharing you, you're his partner after all. But it's better than having three rivals, and losing your family. He wished he could change things up so you were a bit happier, but sometimes, things like that can't be achieved and he accepted that not losing you is better than you being happy, but without him.

No matter what, James is near you, even if it's the time for others to be with you. He's your first one, your main man, so he has the right to be there.

Allen is the most unhappy about it and often gets into fights with James over getting alone time with you. Oliver and Louis, for different reasons, doesn't mind James tagging along.

Of course, all of them sneak alone time with you, when James is busy or not keeping an eye on you. There is always a way to trick James, as he was never the smartest.

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my2phetaliaheadcanons · 6 months

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What would be the 2p Alias's reaction if they heard knocked on they door in the middle of the night, and when they open the door, exept a baby on they doorstep?

Hmmm… For the 2ps it would probably occur after finishing their ‘job’. Maybe the night went smoothly, and they were able to wrap it up early. Or it ran way too long and they were ready to mentally shut down. Either way, they would be tired walking up the steps to enter their dark home.

Some would have quickly ditched their clothing, ready to shower before passing out for a dreamless sleep. Others, bogged down by the weight of their world, would attempt to numb it with their chosen poison. All of them would be ready for their night to end.

That’s when the mysterious figure would knock, and a baby would cry.

France: Disturbing François when he’s relaxing is like approaching a large, aggressive dog. He stomps his way to the door and throws it open. The sight of the child is shocking but doesn’t quell his anger too much as he shouts into the darkness. Demanding that the so-called ‘parents’ come and collect their kid.

Unsurprisingly, no one answers, even after he runs around his property looking for any signs of disturbance. To which he finds too few to work off.

Grumbling, he makes his way back and harshly scoops up the kid. The action makes the babe scream more.

At first, he sits ‘em on his bed, letting them exhaust themselves, and calls the Child Services. Sadly, the early hours only get him a messaging machine to which he curses harshly at. He doesn’t want to commit to the emergency line due to the larger amount of paperwork it would require.

Reluctant, François would turn to the infant and calm them. He would be reminded of his days with Matt as he rasped lullabies and whispered stories long forgotten. Eventually, it would end with the child and François cuddled together as the sun rose and reached its height.

Finally awake and both feeling better, François would finally reach Child Services who would come and collect the child.

There would be no tearful goodbye or feelings of regret as he allowed the babe to be taken from his hands. All he would hope is that life’s hand would be fair and that he would never become a target for the frumpy Frenchman.

America: Allen’s night was pretty rough, so much so that when he discovers the infant, his mind is just pure static. The mental blizzard causes him to only look from his porch for the lad’s parents and when he doesn’t see them, just take the kid inside.

In his daze, he would create a makeshift crib out of a drawer and then go back to bed. It did help a lot that the kid fell asleep from the rock in his step.

The crying in the morning would wake him again. This time, his mind having had a chance to reset would spook him. In a panic would wonder where the kid came from and how they go there.

So, he does the only rational thing he can think of. Call Oliver.

He gets snippy with Oliver as he rocks/feds the lad, nearly agreeing to give it to him, before realizing how bad that would be.

Allen, going off the given advice, can take care of the child for a couple of days. He even feels accomplished when he gets to hear the baby laugh. Until nation work and baby care start to collide.

He’ll feel like a failure and his temper would cause him to snap at his men and push them to do better. This would go on for a couple more days until his right hand recommends giving the kid over to CPS. That this world is too much for a bachelor to mix with a family while single.

Allen feels guilty when he finally makes the call and fights back tears as they remove the child from him. This attachment keeps Allen hooked on keeping tabs on the kid. Often sending gifts for birthdays and holidays until the 18th year. From that point, Allen considers the kid an adult and steps back.

Hopefully, his involvement means the kid flies high in this world.

Canada: Matt would be pretty stunned at a baby swaddled on his porch. Especially since it would mean that this ‘parent’ got past Kuma and made it away without a scratch. At least he assumes so since Kuma looked to be sleeping by his bear house and there’s not a puddle of red.

He would be quick to take the child inside and warm them up. His hold of the babe would be awkward until a semi-normal hold would balance the kid on his chest as he rubbed their icy extremities.

For an hour, Matt would do this while singing French lullabies. Once he felt like the baby had returned to a normal temp and was asleep, he would tuck them into a makeshift crib. Then, reluctantly call England, just like Al does.

The chipper man would seem all too happy to help Matt with the child, already giving advice. Until Matt mentions giving him due to a lack of resources and the dangers of nation work. Then he switches to asking for the young lad.

Matt gives a swift no before hanging up. He’ll cater to the infant for the next hours before calling his 1p, telling him to get him in touch with child services.

Once contact is made, he’ll inform them of the child. He’ll request a pickup but demand that each foster and potential adopter is vetted thoroughly, more so than for anyone else.

When the infant is gone, Matt will look for the ‘parent’ to punish them in some way shape, or form. Then, this ‘rough’ Canadian will occasionally check in on the child, just until he’s sure his life is at least average, maybe send a gift or two over the years.

Once he’s happy with the current state of the kid’s life, he’ll slowly drift out. Content that he saved at least one soul.

England: Oh boy. Oliver is typically a grumpy person when awoken from his slumber, but the infant on his doorstep made him do a 180.

A giddy giggle would leave the typically sadistic nation as he cradles the child. Fully intending to keep the infant as his own. After all, if he can’t have his mini-nations, then he’ll just use a human child as a substitute.

He caters to this child’s needs to a tee. He never goes hungry, experiences cold, or wants for anything. It's perfect, if it wasn’t Oliver attempting to create a parental relationship where the child is overall too reliant on their parent. So, he always has one being attached to him, feeding his Savior complex.

For a few months, this goes on, and Oliver is all too willing to keep it up forever. Except he forgot about the meeting he was supposed to host for a 1p-2p bonding experience. So, when Arthur walks in and sees the babe, he is quick to spirit him away from the 2p.

Oliver rages, but due to the 1p magic trio working against him, the babe is lost to him. And, surprisingly, he mourns his loss.

Maybe one day, he’ll finally fulfill his desire.

Russia: Why are you here? – Calls Services and pays to make sure kid is well taken care of

Viktor’s view of the disturbance was curiosity. Why would anyone leave a child at his home, better yet why would a stranger think he could do better for their child than they?

Similar to some of the nations, he would look around for any signs of the parents, but like the rest, none was found. He would take the child inside and place them in one of the empty rooms of the manor. Pillows surrounded her to prevent injuries from rolling off the bed, and he would watch them for a moment to ensure there would be no suffocation.

He would then step out for a moment to call his sisters. He expected that they would be able to give decent advice and be willing to help with the child. Instead, he got harsh lectures about how he was in no place to take on a child and that it would be best for everyone to give up the kid.

Their logic at first wouldn’t sway him, but when they arrived on his doorstep within 48 hours of saying he would raise the child, did finally sway him. Notably when they held the baby and threatened to report him for abduction and barracked themselves in a room.

Usually, he would continue to fight for his desires, but in this case, he gave in. Especially since the child looked much more comfortable in the arms of his sisters than his.

Viktor would call Child Services and once gone would set up a savings account for the kid. It would be anonymous and accessible once the baby had picked a career path.

China: Jin would tiredly pull at his eyes as he would take the baby into his arms. A curse on his lips as he turned to calm the child while calling his men.

His orders are simple to find the parents, and to conduct surveillance. Within 24 hours, they are found and a whole portfolio is given to Jin.

If the parents are down on their luck, he’ll not only return the baby, but he’ll also give them a hand. Money, a home, a job, all of those, and more are on the table of things Jin may give. His quiet angelic works may be sprinkled in like small rainstorms during a long drought until he is sure that the family is stable.

On the other hand, if the parents are absolute trash, then there is no mercy. Jin will have his men worsen their lives to the point where death will seem like a gift that will never be given. No release ever, and he’ll make sure at the end they are begging at his feet.

Either way, Jin picks out the new family himself. He’ll watch them from a distance and happily act as a distant uncle until it's time to go to vacation island. Then he’ll make sure an ‘inheritance’ is set up.

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1p2p-heta-suggestives · 4 months

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2p’s preference on creamers or squirters?

(You didn’t specify which 2ps so I just did the main 10, feel free to send in another ask if you’d like to see anyone specific 🖤)

Creamers:

• 2p S. Italy

• 2p France

• 2p Russia

Squirters:

• 2p Germany

• 2p Japan

• 2p England

• 2p China

No preference/doesn’t care:

• 2p N. Italy

• 2p America

• 2p Canada

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aph-canada-headcanons · 2 months

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Does Canada view the 2p face family as his family?

Headcanon: Canada doesn’t really see the 2p face fam as family, however he definitely sees them as alternative versions of his friends and family. So inviting them to family dinners is always a must.

Headcanon: While most nations try to avoid their 2p counterparts for various reasons. Canada likes to invite his to family dinners and outings.

Headcanon: After he learned that 2p Canada didn’t have the same familial joy of picnics, dinners, and sip’n paints as he did. He had to invite him. And most of the family was on board, England being more hesitant but now they get along quite well.

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headingalaxys-spicy · 4 months

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I don't know if you're ask box is currently open, I couldn't really tell but I really like your yandere alpha asks and I was wondering if you could do either 2p England or 1p America, please 🥺

I think I did 1p America as an Alpha at one point so I’ll do 2p England also this post will be kinda spicy and mention gore because ya know it’s OLIVER. So read at your own risk.

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He eats Betas because to him they’re a versatile meat he can use when he cooks. Their blood is reserved for his teas, cakes, and soup thickener / base. He refrains from eating Omegas since the poor weak things already have a difficult time within society. They’re lower class and depending on that and the range of skills they have, looks, birth are just a few factors that contribute to one’s overall quality of life. Plus Oliver an Omegas blood is only tasty if it’s someone he’s bonded to. He will only hunt down an Alpha if he’s assigned to do so by his boss.

He’s 100% will control how his S/O will look at all times. He’s got coordinated couples outfits: sleepwear, tea-party, casual walk in the park, you name it he has an outfit for it. And yes, you better believe that it’s pink with maybe a few blue pieces here and there.

You have to be able to maneuver yourself through a ground caked in glass shards, discarded needles, and murder weapons most of which a pills or knives. What I mean by this is you have to be able to read his mood shifts. It can help you formulate sentences that won’t leave you chained to a wall or a chair for an evening. One way to see his mood shifts is that his eyes will flicker with colors. But if they turn blood red or they’re simultaneously blue and pink… that's the sign to RUN. Other colors along with the intensity and duration are other things you’d want to look out for. It aids you in dictating the severity of how he took what you said or did . So plan accordingly when you speak to him. It’s like trying to navigate a rabid mind field .

It take him about a month of obsessing over you for him to finally make his feelings known to you. He’ll intentionally sit next to you at meetings, just happen to be at the same brunch spot as you, and know exactly what to bring when it comes to your beverage you’d want from the local coffee shop. But be warned that the coffee he brings you has low dosage magic pills he’s concocted. They make you think of him more often and even have lucid dreams with him. It’s one that he will harvest for future dreams he can savor in his spare time before you decides to ensnare you. Not to mention that your psyche is no longer safe and will belong to him.

It’s 1000% too late when pastel sugary treats appear at your place of work and implores you to have tea with him. It will instruct that you wear the outfit that has been provided date and time plus he even arranges for a ride to come and fetch you on the day of. Depending on if you say yes or no to this will dictate how he treats you from there.

If you say yes

Things will be easier in the beginning. Oliver will be the kindest alpha to you albeit the staring he does at you is off putting when you go on your first date with him. “Oh poppet you’re simply just too cute not to stare at!”

He already formulated a magical contract if you seem hesitant to continue to move forward with a relationship with him. Oliver will do his best to highlight only the positives that you’ll benefit from if you become his. Things like never having to cook, spill some of his magical secrets to you and raising your overall socioeconomic status. You’ll want for nothing more. The catch will be that your freedom to do anything without him or one of his trusted magical beings hovering over you 24/7. The spells he offers are all superficial illusions and other basic things like levitation of small items etc. (Oliver is smart enough to know to not teach you anything that could give you ideas about escape or leaving him)

If you say no

You’ll be relieved when you find that he decides to be absent for a few weeks after you reject him. But that is only the calm before the storm because Oliver is PISSED that you’d dare to reject him. He’s been at home prepping a perfume that has his musk and a potion that was designed just for you. He crafts a bottle that is beautiful and can draw any eye in and masks it as one of your own bottles. Both his musk and the potion together make a poignant concoction. You will put it on the following day after it’s completion and you’ll be unaware of what’s happened to you once it hits your nostrils. You’ll be knocked out instantly. Oliver’s friends from the darkness will drag you right to him and you’ll be slapped right into having a tense conversation with him on how dare you deny him what he deserves. Oliver’s teeth will be showcased a lot through it. He wants to mark you with his hungry teeth so no one can tell him that you don’t belong to him.

He’s also going to be putting a ton of aphrodisiacs in all of what you’ll consume that night. Right down to the water you drink. You’re going to be horny out of your mind so much so that Oliver won’t be able to handle it either and he will also have to drug himself in order to keep up although he’s amazed that you are able to milk him dry. It’s highly likely he will form a knot with you on the first night.

During Rut

Oh god he’s frantic as hell and kinda helpless when he’s in rut. He will dote on you and be subtle (kinda … not really) about how much he needs tender loving. Oliver will do things he thinks are sexy but it’s either wow that’s creepy or pfffffft please calm down.

Examples:

The slightest bits of affection in terms of physical touch will make him orgasm.

When he cuddles you on the couch, you touch your foot to his under the table at tea, or if he does something as simple as kissing your hand. His face is red, he’s totally holding back a guttural moan, and his pants are tighter than they should be. So he either is trying to have sex with you for longer periods or he’s running around like a confused bat out of hell who doesn’t know what do do when they have a crush and a majorly excited. Or on the very rare occasion he’ll lock himself in his study with some suppressants and wait it out.

He’ll want to stare at you for a good 20 minutes or so before he has his way with you. Sometimes he does this while playing with a knife or making a new brew.

Or he will draw out some of your blood and he will have you watch him make a special tea with it. This according to him helps him last long while he rams himself into you.

He can be cute when he preps an entire spread of sweets for you to try (some may or may not have a poor unfortunate soul within them.) as a sweet yet intimate way to get you into bed. This normally only happens at night when the moon is full and completed with saccharine candles that put your mind at ease.

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ari-burr · 10 months

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I would like to request general headcanons of 2p England, I really enjoyed the recent 2p America one.

~ you got it! hope you enjoy ♡

characters: oliver, allen, matthieu, arthur

summary: 2p england is best england.

Oliver Kirkland 🧁 Gen. Headcanons

Oliver is considered to be the nicer of the 2ps—he's cooperative and leans more towards peaceful resolutions whilst retaining a cheerful disposition! The reasons behind his sweet smiles come from a deeply-rooted principle of ‘the golden rule'.

He chooses to abide by this principle, not because of fear of others, but because, out of most of the 2ps, Oliver is more excitable to violence. If he wanted to, he could hurt everyone around him in the worst of ways.

In his Empire days, he was known to be one of the more violent nations; however, during modern times, Oliver likes to stray away from what he once was. Even if he's significantly tamer than he was in the past, he still holds a slight temper but doesn’t show it off as much as his counterpart.

Oliver’s relationship with his 1p is a bit strained due to conflicting personalities and interests. While he tries his best to reach a compromise with his counterpart, it usually just ends with Arthur being grumpier than before.

Oliver’s hobbies include reading, knitting, brewing tea, and baking. The latter grew fond of these muses because all of them are soothing by nature. He's the type to stress over things easily, so doing things like baking helps manage his emotions whilst reducing the chances of going into another psychotic episode.

If and when he goes into a psychotic episode, Allen [and sometimes Matthieu] would be tasked to deal with him. During these episodes, Oliver’s violent tendencies would resurface. Having been raised by the Brit, Allen knew how to properly deal with him without hurting him or himself.

There was one time Oliver’s psychotic episodes were becoming too frequent which forced him to become isolated longer than he’d fancied. He's a social person by nature, and being separated from others was mental torture even if he knew it was the only thing that kept people safe from him.

But even with his struggles, he owns a small bake shop and surprisingly manages the business quite well. But the process of owning a small [yet successful] business along with handling the duties of being a personification is easier said than done.

It took a lot of convincing and compensation for his boss to finally give in but Oliver was happy nonetheless. He reasoned that by opening a bakery, he’d be able to blend in more with the crowd, indulge more time in his hobbies, and ultimately calm his nerves to prevent any lingering stress.

The way Oliver interacts with his citizens strongly contrasts with how he speaks to fellow countries. When talking to other nations, Oliver tends to be more formal while keeping up his zestful attitude. But if he were to engage in small talk with his customers, he’ll add a little bit more honey to his words.

It’s known by literally everyone that Oliver has a soft spot for kids. To him, kids are a pleasant reminder of a time when he took care of Allen and Matthieu when they were small. Even now, Oliver still views them as such but doesn’t voice it as he knows it’ll most likely offend them.

He believes that children are a bit smarter than adults in many ways. The reason is: they're the only ones who can sense that he [and other personifications] aren’t exactly human.

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dark-and-kinky-hetalia-scenarios · 11 months

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2p America/Allen Jones

He’s in love even more now than he was before, you are so kind to him as a cat that he can’t help but admire you

He gets a more protective side out when it comes to you, he doesn’t even try anything funny, he loves animals and the way you treat them is enough to make him reevaluate everything he has ever said or done to you.

2p China/Yao Wang

He kinda wants to kill the wizard, even though it’s kind of helping him, maybe he’ll threaten the wizard to make the dude turn him into a cat at his demand, so he can manipulate you, at least that’s what he tells himself

He’s also terrified that the people of the criminal underground world are going to find out, his reputation will be ruined if he can’t turn it to his favour. But he does like the fact that he can be near you, it makes him purr a little sometimes

2p England/Oliver Kirkland

Oh he is happy beyond recognition, he cuddles you, he poops in the litterbox, he comes with dead mice for you, honestly he’s just living his best life with you

He’s the best cat anyone could ask for, though he also hopes you’ll like him just a little once he turns back, but he’d be fine with never turning back, as long as it’s just you and him forever

2p France/François Bonnefoy

He just sorta accepts that this is his life now, he’s pissed he can’t smoke or drink, but like, he can sleep and do whatever he wants, so it’s cool

He’s not good at using the litter box, and he smells, but he loves to sleep on your back or stomach, and the look of utter betrayal you get when you try to move him away is enough to make you stay put for hours

2p Russia/Viktor Braginsky

He’s very serious about this problem, he doesn’t want to be a cat, but he does like that he can be so much on his own, he wanders around, examining everything you have

When he’s in the rare mood, he’ll crawl up on your lap for cuddles, otherwise he usually just sits near you and enjoys your presence

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moicat · 7 months

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He said he’s sorry guys ‼️‼️

Here is 2p Mel and 2p UK, making cupcakes. So wholesome so so wholesome... (Let them have this, or well, let Mel have this.)

Their relationship is basically due to similar interests. Not that Mel actually bakes every day. More so she just tries to 'look like a good person' and is much more cheery. 2p England is quite polite and all smiles. Can you blame her when the other 2p countries are deadass outwardly colder or meaner?

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1p2p-heta-imagines · 4 months

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Which of the nyo allies do you think would be into butch/femme dynamics in a lesbian relationship? Or butch4butch, femme4femme, or not into labels.

(You didn’t specify 1p or 2p so I just did both, hope that’s alright 🖤 And I think I understood this ask right, please tell me if you meant something else and I’ll write it right away!)

Butch/femme:

• 1p Nyo Canada

• 1p Nyo Russia

• 2p Nyo Canada

Butch4Butch:

• 2p Nyo America

• 2p Nyo Russia

• 2p Nyo China

Femme4femme:

• 1p Nyo England

• 1p Nyo China

• 2p Nyo England

Not into labels:

• 1p Nyo America

• 1p Nyo France

• 2p Nyo France

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hetalia-angel · 5 months

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my2phetaliaheadcanons · 1 year

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TWISTED WONDERLAND DORMS: Axis and Allies Edition

A cloaked figure hesitantly walked toward the mirror. His eyes froze on his own reflection and rows of similarly cloaked figures behind him.

Mere steps away, he stopped and leaned forward. Confused about why he was forced to stand before the great panel of glass when green smoke rose from the duplicate’s robe. Eyes widening the man stood bone straight and jumped back to peer at his arms.

He was shocked and relieved to discover that he was unharmed, but was confused once more when a thick, accented voice spoke. “State thy name.”

Flashing his eyes to the mirror once more, the Nation was shocked to see that his reflection was no more. Instead, was a mask, bathed in the toxic light that must have risen from the green smoke.

“State thy name.”

When he didn’t respond, it called a third time. This time, he grinned maliciously.

“My name is…”

Heartslabyul: The Queen of Heart’s Strictness

Italy: A desire for loyalty means rules. Though Luciano fits into Heartslabyul by the creation of his own set of ridiculously, horrifying rules. Each new one he would create would be inspired by the Queen’s own madness. Especially since each break meant that someone’s head would be gone.

Luciano would work his way to becoming the Perfect, doesn’t matter who he must stab. He will become the Queen and take Heartslabyul from just a bunch of rule followers to those that create them.

Japan: A man of honor follows the rules set before him, even if they are most unconventional. Kurai would be as Riddle is, strict with every rule, but unlike the rose-red tyrant, he may murmur about the madness of some of the rules.

Kurai wouldn’t mind being Perfect, but the number of rules that would require him to uphold turned him off from it. He would rather take over another dorm and rule from there. One dorm seems like it could use some order that he is more than happy to give. Whether the wild residents want it or not.

Savanaclaw: The King of the Beasts’ Spirit of Persistence

Canada: Matt’s persistence in getting what he wants perfectly fits him into Savanaclaw. Just like Leona’s willingness to cheat and turn a stadium full of people to sand to win the Spelldrive Tournament, Matt isn’t afraid to do the same if pushed too far.

During his time in the dorm, Matt will enjoy the sparing with the various beastmen. Their antagonistic natures and strive for being the top dog make his days much more fun. Along the way, Matt may decide that he has had enough of going unnoticed in the middle and decides he may need to fight the Perfect for their spot.

Germany: Luther would spend his time napping like a fat cat in the sun while at Savanaclaw. He’ll do the bare minimum with his classes before doing a study binge before each test. This way he can avoid being punished by the various teachers. Especially Coach Vargas, which he often mocks under his breath due to it also being Luciano’s last name and his loud nature.

The idea of being Perfect doesn’t appeal to him. So, Luther would instead slink around the dorm listening in on secrets and blackmailing students to do his part of maintaining the dorm. He wouldn’t be in a rush to get home, instead enjoying the lack of international responsibility.

Octavinelle: The Sea Witch’s Spirit of Benevolence

Spain: Benevolence isn’t a word many would use to describe Armando, but he does fit in. Especially when you compare him to the tweels. Both Armando and the twins are all too happy to wring someone dry of all their unpaid debts. Though, if the current Perfect isn’t careful Armando may just stage a mutiny.

England: There is no better dorm for Oliver than this. Just as Azul and Ursula can use their magic to create frightfully appealing deals, so can this Brit. With gentle words and feigned interest in the plights of his victims, Oliver will be able to line up enough contracts that he may just swindle his way into becoming the Perfect.

His ability to cook also helps set him apart from the rest. The Monstro lounge will become full of students foaming at the mouth for a simple cupcake. All the while is unaware of what he is using it to test. Hopefully, these poor unfortunate souls don’t fall too far.

Scarabia: The Sorcerer of the Sands’ Spirit of Mindfulness

Russia: Viktor’s sense of mind is what aligns him well with the Scarabia dorm. He is cunning and quick to turn any dark tale in his favor. But, he does stand out from the rest of the dorm. His serious attitude pits him against the high-time party of the dorm. He would have been the one to suggest whipping the dorm into shape after their many scholarly and athletic failures during the year.

Though when Jamil goes down, Viktor escapes unscathed. Ready to create a new plan to put himself on top.

Most of his days there will involve excelling in all classes and competitions while looking for ways to get home. Unlike some of the others, he is more anxious to get back to his duties. After all, who knows what one’s boss may do when left alone?

Pomefiore: The Fairest Queen’s Spirit of Tenacity

Romano: Cruella is as Cruella does and Fabrizio is no different. With a flair for poisons and a fit for fashion, this man plans on ruling Pomefiore. Just as the tenacious Queen Grimhilde, Fabrizio will keep being determined to rule this fabulous dorm.

Most of his days will be spent learning the fashion of the different lands and creating a catalog of designs to create once he is home. Using his suave nature, his minions will have study guides and highlighted books ready for him to study.

Fabrizio won’t care about being Perfect, all he wants to be is the King of the school. After all, what is better than being the fairest of them all?

Austria: Jonathan seems like an odd one out. He is loud and rude, nothing about him seems refined. He is one of the most tenacious ones on this list. His desire for attention and for creating the best music about himself puts him in the spotlight. Whenever it is threatened, Jon won’t hesitate to curse or break something to get it back.

Jon will quickly gain a reputation that would be a weird mix of Rook’s and Floyd’s. In simpler terms, everyone is going to run from him. He may make some forced friends and happily present his songs to them, but when his back is turned, they take off running. He would also spend a lot of time in detention due to his narcissistic behaviors. Hopefully, the school will survive his temper tantrums.

China: Jin’s wasn’t the happiest when he first was placed in the prissier dorm. After all, he is created of drugs and the leader of many men, he doesn’t understand why he was placed among these weaklings. Until he discovers what the Queen was actually known for. Her spirit of tenacity and ability to create deadly concoctions speaks to his old soul.

Centuries of experience help Jin work his way close to the current Perfect. Once seated at a high rank, Jin uses all the available perks. Labs and hidden spell books are used with ease and used to help formulate a new concoction of drugs. Once he has enough new people under him, Jin may decide to take over. Or, he may just settle for using people to pull the strings from the shadows. After all, don’t the shadows know who the true ruler is?

Ignihyde: The King of the Underworld’s Spirit of Diligence

America: This bad boy may not be the most tech-savvy when it comes to computers but give him a car or bike of any kind and he’s tricked it out ten different ways. That and his similarities to Hades slide him well into Ignihyde.

Allen will enjoy his time there learning and fixing magic bikes. He may get in trouble with a few different professors due to the number of times he’s caught winning races but doesn’t care since he won the pot. When his peers become a little too cocky with him, he’ll shut them down with a quick fight. Happy to take the prideful down a couple of pegs.

He may even try to get the Perfect position through intimidation rather than a fight. After all their current one seems more content to escape than engage.

Diasomnia: The Thorn Fairy’s Spirit of Nobility

Prussia: The nobility of a knight is one that can never fully disappear. Even if it has been centuries since Wil has fully acted on it. The day he was placed into Diasomnia and met the Perfect Malleus, he was willing to pledge his life to the fae prince.

Since Wil is no longer a nation, he’s not in as much of a rush to return home. Especially since this world carries many of the elements that he has missed. If Malleus fully accepts him as a knight, then he will fulfill his duty to the highest degree. If not, then he will go about doing his schoolwork while finding ways to protect students from blot before eventually returning home.

France: François may not seem like a noble since he acts more like an old, alley cat, but you forget his past. This man once sat in the presence of royalty and knows how to hold him such as much. It’s just he expects the same, or more in return should he give it.

As a member of the dorm, François will slack in his classes and in events. Often seen smoking or reading in hidden areas of the dorm. When he does decide to speak with others it’s usually Lila and those two swap war stories. Through the stories, mutual respect is reached and once the door home is found, there is at least one that will miss the grumpy French man.

Ramshackle:

You: Just like the MC of Twisted Wonderland, you somehow appeared with your favorite nation. Though somehow, he had a knack for magic, you never knew that. Since you were so unlucky enough to end up there without magic, you got stuck in the dorm of uneducated therapists. Maybe Grim and the Grinning Ghosts can help you keep the crazy 2p in line while saving the students from Overblots. Hopefully you two can make it home. Or not.

#2p hetalia #2p headcanons #twisted wonderland #2p allies #2P axis #2P france #2P FACE #2p america #2p canada #2p england #2p russia #2p china #2P Italy #2p romano #2P Germany #2P Japan #2p austria #2P Prussia #2p spain

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1p2p-heta-suggestives · 11 months

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How would the 2p Axis and Allies react to their s/o asking for a threesome with one of their friends?

2p N. Italy immediately shoots it down, he's offended they'd even ask for it. He's not very sexual, he sees sex as a meaningful thing since he grew up very religious and for them to ask for that makes him feel really insecure.

2p S. Italy is hesitant to agree, he's never actually done anything like that before. He may act really confident when it comes to sex but he gets nervous about exploring anything new. He probably just agrees anyway.

2p Germany agrees immediately, he doesn't really care. More people, more fun - that's his logic to it. As long as he doesn’t dislike their friend (unlikely, he gets along with pretty much everyone), he sees no real issue with it.

2p Japan is ecstatic about it, the moment he hears the word “threesome” is the second he agrees. It could be with someone that he barely knows, a friend they only just made, he would not care.

2p America is another of them that instantly agrees, no hesitation to it. He’s probably asked his s/o something like that before, he loves them for bringing it up.

2p England is flustered as all Hell at the request, he has no idea what to say in response to it. He’s not against it but it’ll take him a while to warm up to the idea enough to agree to it.

2p Canada would only agree to it if he knows the friend very well because he doesn't exactly want to do that with someone he doesn't really know. If he doesn’t know them well, not happening.

2p France has a lot of mixed feelings about it. On one hand, he loves the idea, for sure, absolutely. On the other hand, it’s too much effort for him, takes too much energy, can he just watch them instead?

2p China really doesn't have much reaction to it, it's not like it'd be the first time he’s had a threesome. He’d want to know what prompted them to ask about it but he’s not going to interrogate them about it.

2p Russia doesn't shut the idea down but he also doesn't agree, he says that he'll think about it. It really depends on who it is and his s/o can expect to be questioned on why, mostly for curiosity's sake.

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chocolatte-and-despair · 2 years

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2P Hetalia | Yandere headcanons

2P Germany - Lutz Beilschmidt

Lutz's type is pretty simple. Someone who is lazy doesn't talk much and has been his friend for a longish time. He can only feel something towards someone who he has known for some time and feels comfortable with. Mind you, being quiet and lazy is a nice plus, but it doesn't have to be there. If you both have been friends a long time and he's single, chances are he will fall for you.

Lutz is a quiet and distant individual. He likes to take things at his own pace, but if you let him, you will see that he is quite capable and dependable. He also loves to spoil his friends, as he has a hard time communicating his feelings verbally.

After some time of you both being friends, Lutz realized that he was feeling something towards you. Without beating around the bush, he would confess. If you accept, the horror begins, if not, he lets you go and slowly distances himself from you.

Going with the idea that you are fully his perfect type, he would use your laziness as a way to keep you all to himself. See? He can take care of you better than anyone else, so just indulge in your lifestyle, as he will never complain. And in return, be his lover.

"You don't need to go out... Just... rest. I'll take care of it."

2P America - Allen F. Jekyll

Allen would be into someone who is a gentle and caring soul. Someone who holds his beliefs and probably gets along with his family, no matter how much they don't like him. He would also like someone who doesn't fear standing up for him, no matter the situation, to show they love him.

Allen is a himbo with not a single bad bone in his damn body. You might think I'm fucking with you, but I'm honest here. Allen is a huge leftist, an activist who cares about the environment, and racial issues. Is a whole fruit basket, and donates to charities all his money, leaving only money for himself for the essentials. His aggression only comes out when dealing with anyone who has views opposing his own.

You both probably met while on a protest. You hit it off and you ended up buying you both food, as Allen didn't exactly have any to spare if he still wanted to pay rent. Like that, a friendship bloomed, with you taking him out often, buying him stuff, and being there emotionally for him.

It didn't take long before he couldn't function without you. And you couldn't leave him, right? I mean, you're too kind... right? Because if you are not... Well, you don't want to see Allen angry, right?

"Baby... Where are you going?"

2P England - Oliver Kirkland

The only thing that Oliver is looking into a partner is patience. He wants you to love him no matter what he does. No matter what boundaries he crosses. He wants you to be devoted only to him, and your patience towards his misdeeds will prove that to him. Everything else doesn't matter.

Oliver is a playful and disobedient individual. He often acts like a child and uses that side of his to hide all the bad things he does. He cheated? Well, he didn't know better! You can't be mad at him! He used your money without your permission? Stop yelling, you'll make him cry!

You probably met when he hired you as a worker at his place. You were patient with angry customers, and their families, which was what caught his eye towards you. It didn't take long before he guilted you into dating him.

He goes out of his way to hurt you, just to see how you simply sigh, and say "It's fine" or "No worries" or even better "I understand" without ever raising your voice or leaving him.

"You're not mad, right, sweets?~"

2P Lithuania - Tomas Laurinaitis

Tomas would like someone who is younger than him, but of legal age, of course. He wants someone who is passionate about the same things that he is passionate about, and he wants his lover to be as punk as possible.

Unlike his counterpart, Tomas is very outspoken, and he always goes out of his way to stand up for his views, even if he has to be violent about it. He's an aggressive punk anarchist, essentially. He's very liberal and hates old people with a burning passion. The concept of getting old frightens him. Or the fact that his lover will be an old person one day.

Tomas would probably meet you online. You two would become friends and boom, one day, he would want to meet with you. The last thing he thought was that you two would have such a powerful chemistry the moment you two meet up.

"Hey! Don't hang around that loser."

2P Canada - James Williams

James' type is pretty simple. Someone who is a homebody, who likes nature, doesn't have many people near them, and wouldn't fall for Allen. That's pretty much it. And yes, he had too many people fall for Allen, that it had become something he demands. He doesn't even want people meeting that idiot anymore.

James is a simple man. He likes routines and wants a simple life. He doesn't like a lot of chances and would rather settle down. He would also want his partner to become a stay-at-home spouse.

You two met while volunteering at the local animal shelter. Being so similar, you both hit it off pretty well and became friends almost immediately.

The one who asked the other out was actually you, as James was feeling too insecure. I mean, with as many heartbreaks as he had, could you really blame the man? Or how possessive he had become over you...

"You love me... right?"

2P China - Xiao Wang

Xiao's type is someone who is a jokester like himself. Free, usually happy, and doesn't listen to the rules. Mostly a college student who likes to party or a frat bro maybe, someone who has a loose way of living, just like him. (Which we love and respect <3)

The best way to describe Xiao is, that he's a party girl. His whole life is dedicated to finding pleasures in life, while also bothering and annoying his friend and boss, Victor.

You both met at a party, probably got high together, and accidentally exchanged numbers. While being bored, he messaged you, and then you met each other more times at parties and befriended each other.

You both got together just for shits and giggles, but what you didn't know was that he was the clingiest person you will ever know and that he won't let you go that easily.

"Babyyyyyy, please, I miss you!~ Cuddle me?"

2P France - Louis Franklin “Frankie” Bonnefoy

Louis doesn't really have a type. Friendly, cold, distant, stupid, whatever you might be, it's all a matter of luck. If you invoke an artistic feeling inside of him, he will fall for you.

Louis is a sensitive and artistic soul. Distant, he has a hard time connecting with other people, always trying to find the thing that would inspire him to create art again. He is prone to having manic attacks and can become violent towards people that he believes get in the way of his artistic ways.

Louis met you while at an art class. You were the model for the class and Louis felt like he hadn't been moved in that way before. He was absolutely taken away by the fact that you could do that to him and his heart.

He started to follow you around everywhere. You had to become his. He didn't care for anything. So, he would one day kidnap you. If you resist him, he will kill you, but if you give in, he will worship you, like the art piece that you are.

"My beloved muse... All mine..."

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ari-burr · 1 year

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~ Allen F. Jones • Headcanons ♡

Allen’s motto is: “If your gonna do something dumb, be fuckin’ smart about it.”

Which doesn’t grant much surprise when his close friends and family find out how much a felon he really is.

These days however, he makes sure all his stunts aren’t too common or deplorable for him to get tracked down and thrown behind bars.

Allen had learnt the hard way after Oliver couldn’t handle bailing him out anymore which resulted to leaning on Matthieu as a last resort to wrangle the shit out of him.

And the moment he left the prison with his brother in tow, not only was he half deaf from the yelling [in French and in English], but also a bit more bruised up than before he stepped inside.

Due to his many infamous feats in the law, Allen has become regrettably well acquainted with the cops who’ve been arresting him. So much so, that whenever he spots a familiar policeman on the street or in a nearby restaurant he’ll flip them the bird and walk by without a care.

As if he isn’t disrespecting the people who can throw him in jail for the 50th time.

Allen has a strong New York accent. And added with his deep and somewhat gruff voice, people perceive him to be dangerous or dangerously attractive. [Allen’s fine with either or ;>].

He does enjoy shooting guns like Alfred, but enjoys short-ranged weapons as well. Allen's naturally gifted with any melee-weapons. Be it knifes, bats, handguns, you name it.

His real specialty though, is hand to hand combat.

If or when he and Alfred get into a fight Allen can honestly give the latter a run for his money if weapons aren't involved.

After the first few years of introduction, things between the two were pretty rocky since both came from completely separate heritages and in turn, disagreed on a plethora of things when it came to running the country.

~ But turning to the subject of him and you, you probably first saw the latter during the dead of night. Sitting in a park where the streetlights limelight glow illuminated his form—or perhaps smoking less than legal substances in an alley way with a certain Chinese man.

You, living in New York, knew better than to hang out around alleys, have small talk with strangers and stick around longer than you should. Especially in this side of the city in the 1970s. So the most you would do was spare a quick glance and walk off on your merry way.

When you first moved to Manhattan, you held a very general idea of what the city might be like.

Densely populated, filled with rude people, stoners getting high in the alleyways, hookers coming in and out of bars, overpriced apartments, and much, much more. Course, you understood that not every part of the city was terrible. But being street-smart was your best ticket in avoiding any trouble.

And after seeing those familiar red-tainted auburn hair with a certain cow-lick sticking up more than once, it left your mind screaming the words danger and leave.

Allen’s reputation was deeply rooted within darkest parts of New York, and while he hasn’t committed any serious crimes to receive the death penalty yet, it was best not to cross paths with the latter.

Or at least get on his bad-side.

But you, being part of the unlucky bunch, has.

Having developed a sharp tongue since childhood, you obtained a nasty habit of insulting people in between sentences. All of it was purely involuntary as no one corrected you until much later into adulthood.

So you made sure to keep conversations short and to the point. To protect not only the other persons feelings, but the strain it took minding every phrase.

Allen one night, had walked up next to you after you were finally released from your job hours. When he saw you leaned up against the stone wall at behind the building and simply relishing in the icy air prickling your skin and cooling your fiery nerves, all of it lit a spark in his mind.

You were the the person he kept seeing.

The poor soul that continued to make their way into his thoughts.

So what’s the harm in trying to get to know you? But of course, the conversation doesn’t go as smoothly as he planned.

“Hey dollface, haven’t I seen you somewhere before~?”

Your eyes flicked over to him as you replied in a heartbeat,

“Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”

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