Cryptotaxonomy Tournament: Reptiles
Note: these creatures do not actually exist. The following descriptions are facetious
Plesiosauria. This clade of ''extinct'' and ''pre-historic'' marine reptiles includes the Loch Ness Monster and Ogopogo, large long-necked monsters that live in lakes.
Sauropoda. This ''extinct'' clade of long-necked dinosaurs has a living member in the Mokele-Mbembe, a large quadrupedal herbivore with a long neck and smooth skin, found in the Congo River Basin.
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Ultimate Phineas Bracket!
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Halloween Song Bracket
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The Monster Mash
Necromancin Dancin
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Brony Song Tournament Quarterfinals
The Moon Rises was the top-ranked song in Shunks' original video, and with good reason. It has beaten almost every song it's gone against in a landslide. These songs being, Pokemon vs MLP, Friendship, and Chant of Immortality. It's only close competitor was Pegasus Device, a dark horse candidate that made its way up from the bottom, only to be beaten by a literal dark horse.
And it's going against: Rainbow Factory!
Rainbow Factory may be the Brony song that's had the biggest influence on MLP fan works, Inspiring the same-named fanfic and a number of other songs, including The Moon Rises' previous competition Pegasus Device. It has beaten a musical-style song about a beloved background character (in one of the biggest landslides), a Rarity remix, one of the more popular FiW songs, and a musical-style song about a beloved background pony (this time it was ridiculously close, especially given the 1000 votes!)
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Sweet 16
A school whose team is entirely dogs. The dogs are like Buddy from Air Bud
A dog team with one human. The dogs are like Buddy from Air Bud
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Doofenshmirtz Bracket Incorporated
Teacher. ''So, here I am, ready to impart upon these young, sponge-like minds all my vast knowledge of evil sci—I-I mean science. That's right. Regular old science. No evil at all.''
Immigrant. ''I was heading to a golden land of opportunity; a land with a pioneering spirit which welcomed misfits like me! But I ended up in America instead.''
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EqG Song Tournament
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Let's Have a Battle (Of the Bands)
Shine Like Rainbows
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Worst MLP Song Tournament Quarterfinals: Get off the stage, I'd like to leave right now
Remember you’re voting for the WORSE song.
You Got to Share, You Got to Care Propaganda: it is actually, canonically, so annoying that it started a war. they were about to fizzle out on their own until she opened her mouth.
Didn’t solve racism. Didn’t solve colonialism. Did make me want to tear my hair out
I think that entire episode needs to be forgotten
not really bad musically, but the message in the context of the episode is abysmal
It was in Over a Barrel
Snips and Snails Rap Propaganda: As if they did not even try
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MLP Song Tournament
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This Day Aria
Let's Have a Battle (Of the Bands)
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Lunar Bracket
The Moon Rises
Soldiers of the Night
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Ultimate Ferb Bracket!
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MLP Song Tournament
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A True True Friend
Raise This Barn
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xkcd Bracket
Louis Armstrong. One of the most influential figures in jazz music.
Oscar Wilde. Irish poet and playwright, who wrote the novel The Picture of Dorian Gray
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Supreme Court Bracket
Remember that this is a silly Tumblr poll, and these two things are not actually in conflict. So don't get too heated in the notes.
Judicial Review. The case Marbury v. Madison declared a provision of the Judiciary Act of 1789 unconstitutional, thus preventing several late-term appointments by outgoing President John Adams from being seated under incoming President Thomas Jefferson. More importantly, the ruling established the principle of judicial review by which the Supreme Court can overturn, on the basis of unconstitutionality, laws passed by Congress and signed into law by the President. For this reason it is considered the single most important decision in American constitutional law.
Pre-Publication Censorship is Unconstitutional. The case Near v. Minnesota is a landmark United States Supreme Court decision that found that prior restraints on publication violate freedom of the press as protected under the First Amendment to the United States Constitution, a principle that was applied to free speech generally in subsequent jurisprudence. The Court ruled that a Minnesota law that targeted publishers of ''malicious'' or ''scandalous'' newspapers violated the First Amendment to the United States Constitution.
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