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samanthahirr · 10 months

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007 Fest - Scavenger Hunt #46: Incorrect Quote meme

#007 fest 2023 #007 fest #teamqbranch #00q #incorrect quotes #007 #spectre #scavenger hunt

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scarytheory · 10 months

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Skyfall + Letterboxd reviews

#007 fest 2023 #007 fest #teamcivilian #team civilian #james bond #scary bond gifs #skyfall #scary theory gifs

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emiliasilverova · 10 months

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007 Fest 2023, Scavenger Hunt item no. 9 (5/5): ‘Create an “incorrect quotes” post. Can fill up to 5 times. (Take a set of dialogue from another piece of media and assign it to Bond characters. Example link here)’

And one more for the road. Always a pleasure to pit those two idiots against each other, eh Q? *cackles*

#007 Fest #007 Fest 2023 #TeamBondVillains #scavenger hunt #james bond #007 #goldeneye #spectre #alec trevelyan #006 #q #quartermaster #00q #00q00 #incorrect quotes #shitpost #q being a little shit #deserved tho #always better etc

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3nigm4art · 10 months

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Detroit Become Human AU, where Mi6 made an Android to replace the Q they lost

Prompt 005 table fill: Android/robot

#q #james bond #007 #00q #art #fan art #digital art #quartermaster #artists on tumblr #007 fest 2023 #007 fest #teambondvillains #detroit become human

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verdigrissoup · 10 months

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Alternate universe where James Bond immediately turned to Reddit for advice after the National Gallery scene on Skyfall...

#007 fest 2023 #007 fest #team00 #thoughtsfromtheprimordialsoup

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teamofvillains · 10 months

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Did you think you were spared?

This year, we are robbed of team days, a shame because we had so much fun watching you frantically trying to solve our codes.

But you know what.

We are villains. We do what we want.

We have kidnapped one member of each team. And to get them back, each team would have to complete a task to retrieve their valued member.

@teamdoubleoh: We have kidnapped @prismatic-bell. And the task is to write a fic about how one of the members of Mi6 is actually a mole. Fic must be 500-700 words.

@teamqbranch: We have kidnapped @kitten-kin . And the task is to make a photo-manip or art of how one of Q-branch's inventions will end the world.

@teamcivilian: We have kidnapped @00qsillyfanturtle. And your task is to create a list of food and drinks for an "end of the world" party. Minimum, 5 food/drinks; recipe is not required but preferred.

The above tasks must be completed before EST 00:00, 21st July, or, well, who knows what will happen to your dear members. Tag us when you post it, or else we will pretend that we didn’t see it and never let your precious members go.

We wish you good luck with your tasks. You wouldn’t want your dearest team members/captain to meet their demise, would you?

#teambondvillains #007 fest #007 fest 2023

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teamcivilian · 10 months

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Some 00Q for Tenshi

#Tenshi day #007 fest #team civilian #007 fest 2023 #gingerfan #mi6 cafe

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eleanor-is-fine · 10 months

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Headaches

It's not clear whether MI6 attracts the sort of people who get headaches, but it's definitely an environment that causes headaches.

Q gets migraines and has a complicated regimen of medications and remedies that has evolved since he started having them as a teenager.

Bond has cluster headaches. One of the reasons he disappears for days (or weeks) at a time is to deal with episodes. The most effective medication is a nasal spray that makes everything taste awful, so he indulges his senses to the fullest when he can.

Eve gets migraines, too, with extreme visual aura. She sometimes gets just the aura - Q found out about the migraines when Eve bumped into a desk. Acupuncture helps reduce the frequency. In an emergency, acupressure can often stop the progression. Q knows just where to press (they go to the same acupuncturist). Bond knows how, too, and Eve is considering teaching M.

Tanner gets horrible tension headaches. He holds stress in his shoulders and neck, which starts the headache, then the pain makes him tense up even more. Working out helps. Bond introduced him to the heavy bag; pummeling away definitely seems to help.

M(allory) has TMJ which causes both headaches and dental problems. Unfortunately circumstances where he grinds his teeth and the bite guard would be most helpful - when meeting with infuriating politicians - are exactly the times he can’t wear it.

M, herself, never got headaches. She liked to say she had nothing but pains in the arse. However, she had terrible arthritis that she denied and tried to hide.

Q Branch builds a float tank in one of the labs that quickly becomes a favorite destination for all the headache sufferers. Q adapts some polygraph equipment into a biofeedback rig. A couple of the poison specialists chemists come up with personalized aromatherapy formulas.

#007 fest 2023 #007 fest #headcanon day #teambondvillains #my first 007 fest

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skatingthinandice · 10 months

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007 FEST 2023 || felix friday

#007 fest #007 fest 2023 #team civilian #felix leiter #felix my most beloved #james bond #bond edit #my edit #my caps #mine #LUCY LUCY LUCY

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i-eat-your-pancakes · 10 months

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WITS, CHARM, THE ABILITY TO TELL EXACTLY HOW A MARTINI WAS MADE. THESE WERE THE INGREDIENTS CHOSEN TO CREATE THE PERFECT DOUBLE 0. BUT Q ACCIDENTALLY ADDED AN EXTRA INGREDIENT TO THE CONCOCTION: CHEMICAL SEX. THUS, JAMES BOND WAS BORN! USING HIS SUPER SPY POWERS, BOND HAS DEDICATED HIS LIFE TO FIGHTING CRIME AND SEDUCING A LOT OF WOMEN

(WHAT THE HELL HAVE I DONE)

For table 006: Draw in a different style. I've always wanted to try mimicking the PPG art style, so this was my excuse to do that!

#this was so fun lol #my art #007 Fest #007 Fest 2023 #teambondvillains #James Bond #Daniel Craig #PPG

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samanthahirr · 9 months

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#007 fest 2023 #007 fest #teamqbranch #incorrect quotes #scavenger hunt #polyamory day

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emiliasilverova · 10 months

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Don't mind me, just on a shitpost streak ✨

#007 Fest #007 Fest 2023 #TeamBondVillains #james bond #007 #goldeneye #brosnan bond #alec trevelyan #xenia onatopp #james bond/alec trevelyan/xenia onatopp #say hi to team bi #shitpost #slaps car meme #car salesman meme #i spent way too long making this #i regret nothing

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3nigm4art · 10 months

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Incorrect 00Q #1

Quote from a very 00Q show

Scav hunt #9: Create an "incorrect quotes" post.

#00Q #Q #James Bond #Quartermaster #Person of Interest #meme #incorrect quote #007 fest #007 fest 2023 #teambondvillains

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laurelins-light · 10 months

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Villainous Question Time - Favorite All Time James Bond Film

So, now that everyone has had a chance to vote in their favorite individual Bond films, we're now going to decide which of those is the one Bond film to rule them all!! Vote for your favorite overall Bond film as decided by last weeks polls here, here, here, here, and here.