007 Fest 2023, Scavenger Hunt item no. 9 (5/5): ‘Create an “incorrect quotes” post. Can fill up to 5 times. (Take a set of dialogue from another piece of media and assign it to Bond characters. Example link here)’
And one more for the road. Always a pleasure to pit those two idiots against each other, eh Q? *cackles*
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00Q writers, I am begging you
Stop killing Alec
I’m taking 006 away from you until you realize 006 and 007 are a matched pair, do not separate, Q deserves both of his pet 00’s, that is his man and his man’s bestie, what is wrong with you be nice
Do not make me open another goddamn scrivener file they will fall out and kill me to death
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GOLDENEYE (1995)
By the way, I did think of asking you to join my little scheme. But somehow I knew 007's loyalty was always to the mission, never to his friend.
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Watching GoldenEye for the first time.
What handsome people.
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ok it's not that I'm saying Raoul Silva wasn't gay, he clearly was insanely bisexual but that's besides the point.
You can't say he's the gayest bond Villian only based on the fact Alec brings up having threesomes with James at least twice in the movie.
Alec and James have literally fucked yall
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alec trevelnyan (for a friend)
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Alec Trevelyan lives say it with me
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Oh, please James, spare me the Freud. I might as well ask you for the vodka martinis that have silenced the screams of all the men you've killed... or if you find forgiveness in the arms of all those willing women, for all the dead ones you failed to protect.
-Alec Trevelyan, Goldeneye
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Gently push my first Explicit work (not anonymous that is) into the spotlight.
Q was an Incubus with standards, a high-demand job, a too romantic mind, and a crush on 007. A combination of these four kept him from feeding for months. Thankfully, 006 was around to offer his service.
A no-strings-attached tumble with James' best friend actually cleared things up for the starving Quartermaster. And two meddlesome cat-sìths played matchmakers.
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