Don't you love it when you do a factory reset on your phone, and when signing back in it requires two-step authentication. "Check your Phone - Google sent a notification to your Phone. Tap Yes on the notification to verify it's you." Well I'd love to find this notification IF ONLY YOU'D LET ME INTO MY PHONE TO SEE IT!! 😭😭😭

no uh. before

Before that?

Let's see... I built a rocket. Xeph and Honeydew left to get some supplies for it. Fuel, I think?

With trust, compassion, and concern for every member of his court. Their happiness and safety is something he approaches as a duty, and I've seen him go hungry more than once to see the starlets all fed.

He's able to run the court this way, because he doesn't have to terrify his followers into submission. He's a king they follow because they choose to follow him. Any are permitted to leave and seek their own lives and form their own courts at any time. They stay because they want to stay. Because he's a good king. One who doesn't rule his court through violence and fear.

He's loved, and trusted, by many, if not most of those who serve him.

he's letting me go.

i could run back home. i could tell abaddon about his court. about everything.

i could ruin his life.

Always so alien to me that people feel an inherent shame in stealing or lying, divorced from any actual harm the action may or may not be causing

Woah. They made it to where MP3s on this site keep playing if you leave the app or go onto another app

I don't know if it's just me or someone else thinks so... but...

I AM SICK OF THE CHARACTERS WHO LOSE AN ARM!!!!!!!!😡🤬

See: Finn from Adventure Time loses his arm when the Lich destroys the Citadel and Martin escapes.

Shiro from Voltron the legendary defender lost his arm to Galdra experiments

Runaan from The Dragon Prince is not guaranteed to lose it but that was almost black, so...

And Eda from The Owl House lost her arm when she put on a sigil and the only way to save her was to TAKE IT OFF

No man, do you understand me?

But hey, I made this drawing more than anything as a joke, it turned out well, right?

my grandpa is in hospital now because he tested Covid-positive, and this is quite dangerous and problematic because he has a heart and lung disease

そう、刃百合は気を失いました。

けど刃百合はまだ覚めません。

あの方は悲しく真理を思い出しました　そしてついに逃げましてた。

あの方は方たちを怪我するこわいます　けどそれは不可能です。

-笈腑

Sword Lily lost consciousness and is yet to wake up.

She recalled a sad truth and finally...Escaped?

She used...A sword to "hurt" to become "something scary?"

But it's impossible. Did I get that right?

can’t stop smiling in inappropriate situations

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

ATTENTION TUMBLR

CHOCOLATE GUY'S BIRTHDAY IS IDES OF MARCH

Peace and love

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.