I had to pick up a palette for them. I think they go well together now)

Bitches will literally see artwork of their favorite traumatized characters being soft & domestic & gay and just immediately turn into an incoherent feral beast.

It’s me, I’m bitches…

leo leaving foolish a sign like all the others, leaving the most concrete out of all the messages, but no one comments on it. foolish, dead quiet after asking for a direct translation, as the others come in, take note of the sign, and then continue on to other topics. forever coming up, asking if this is anything new or “just another sign”. baghera and fit, the only ones asking if he’s okay, and he just brushes it off, because of course he would, it’s foolish, and it’s easy even though it’s entirely unconvincing and obviously a lie, because everyone else is talking over them anyway. etoiles not even checking in, just pulling him aside to accuse him of federation bullshit. everyone proceeding to talk about crimes in his tower, sitting right on the concrete trail. mouse in the cappy place, saying foolish doesn’t even care about leo, he doesn’t care that she’s gone, and foolish goes quiet for a full minute, until he can find some joke to latch onto and start deflecting again. I can’t take it anymore I’m at my limit.

did anyone other than foolish know the significance of the amethyst, and take note, like they did with the other eggs and their left behind items? or was it just him, alone later on, repeating always juntos to himself as he looks at the message again.

My friend and I were at the bookstore when I spied a charming little Star Wars Block Book. "General Grievous had better be in this," I grumbled as I opened it to a completely random page.

...Oh.

My captaaaaain! I read Hands of the Emperor because of you and I am *obsessed*. It's so... there are books that try to keep you reading because Things Are Happening, but HotE is so quiet with it? It is all of my favorite older relatives telling me stories without all of the context and showing me what they love(d) about their lives and the people in them, and the regrets that they can't *really* bring themselves to regret and this book just loves people so goddamn much that I can't stand it. You start reading and it's so comfortable to pick up and put back down that even the hard emotional moments feel like lightly defined colors but clear brushstrokes and now I am three quarters of the way through the book and I am going to die if I can't get more of my uncle Clioper's slice of life in the government of fantasy 1800s. I shall never be the same.

You put it into words!!! Some fantasy books are really fast paced and chaotic, but HOTE will have you SCREAMING about middle aged men DARING to make small talk and look one another in the eye. It'll have you laughing hysterically about a career burecrat auditing a bank in his home town. And then something totally batshit will happen like a lord mage turning someone into a table and it's never mentioned again. This book makes so tender and happy and also feral. What a read!!

For my own sanity I’m choosing to erase the past 7 hours or however long it’s been.

I will forever be traumatised. But this also solidified smosh in the comedy hall of fame.

Two things that are making me SPIRAL into oblivion:

1) Shayne’s moustache in the proposal pic.. they’ve either been conspiring this fuckery for MONTHS or it’s real????

2) (real) Shayne doesn’t have a ring on in the new Smosh Mouth episode. Again. Either they’re fucking with everyone (they are, regardless if the marriage is real or not) or he just didn’t put it on for the bit.

No.They’re Not

oh shit i arted aahhh scary

Thinking about the Blackwood Cafe and how empty it must feel without Constance

What do you think of other Others in the Fae!Dick AU?

Not necessarily the Batfam, they can stay Dick's sweet squishy human family, but among the Rogues?

Maybe Poison Ivy is really a plant goddess in this setting? And the Joker is something demonic... Or comes back as something demonic after Dick inevitably kills him after the Ethiopia...

Otherworldly opponents to maintain the drama in the AU, opponents that even Dick can't always protect his humans from, opponents who can actually hurt Dick himself?

Poison Ivy’s certainly got potential to be up there in the other beings list on the grounds of being very protective of nature and plants in general. For something that’s as acutely connected to the natural world as she is, Gotham City must be like a horrible, ugly illness that sprang from the soil. And maybe she tried to find peaceful ways to coexist for a while but ended up running into dead ends (humans, urgh) and decided to try the more violent approach.

As for Joker, well, there’s at least one canon storyline (Batman City of Madness) where it’s very much hinted at that he’s not human!

But to be entirely honest I’m rather partial to keeping Dick as the only other being in this particular AU. I don’t think it necessarily needs others like him to stay interesting. Yes, from all the asks I’ve been getting it may seem like the other things are insanely powerful, and they are, but even they have their limitations. ✨

I hate you modern aesthetic I hate you monochrome I hate you rose gold I hate you painting kids’ toys to be joyless I hate you soulless white kitchens I hate you stainless steel I hate you exposed framing I hate you pristine white sofas I hate you parents who force their children to live in environments with no colour I hate you organised houses I hate you echoey houses I hate you perfectly cut emerald grass I hate you biscuit cutter houses I hate you conformity I hate you modern aesthetic I hate you modern aesthetic I hate you modern aesthetic I hate you modern aesthetic !!

Ok fuck it

the idea of Ochaco decking Shinsou is too appealing

seeing as chelsea fans (and he himself) are trying to make "cold palmer" a thing, whenever he drops a stinker they should call him warm palmer

also something about foolish, who usually sticks around spawn, who builds or fools around, who takes care of his daughter, going off thousands of blocks away to fight in dungeons. to throw himself into the fight again and again. to find something harder to fight each time, to get a reward that he doesn’t really need or want anyway. no leo around for him to worry about, or worry about him in return, after all

Love’s greatest tragedy isn’t anything loud or obvious…but rather it is quiet, little tragedies of love, the small moments we live for, the moments we no longer get to see, the one’s now lost to us. Like their smile, and how we can still hear their laughter echoing in our hearts. Their eyes, the way they look at us and how we can still feel the weight on us. And, their hands, the way they touch us and how our skin still feels the burn. It’s always there…these tiny memories… but, we can no longer hear it or see it or feel it. It lives inside of us now, still so alive. Still so haunting. All these things, you may think go unnoticed… and yet, these are the things we miss the most. And now, the small things become the big things. Because the biggest tragedy in love is in all the missing. So much missing of small, quiet things.

-N.R. Hart, Love’s greatest tragedy

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