i like to think bones and jim despite being close friends have insanely bad communication skills like those men tell eachother nothing. i also like to think that nurse chapel and bones were best friends but absolutely no one knew about it until bones got remarried. (see below)
Bones and Kirk hanging post wedding announcement:
kirk: so what are my duties as best man?
bones: ???? jim, you’re not my best man. Christine is my best man.
kirk: why would christine be your best man? i’m your best friend.
bones: no, christine is my best friend. you know this.
kirk: NURSE CHAPEL IS YOUR BEST FRIEND???
bones: how did you not know this.
jim: you never mention her!!
bones: i talk about my bestie all the time!
jim: …..
jim: so all those times you talked about how much you love your best friend….
bones: …
jim: i can’t believe i’m not your best friend…. you’re my best friend!
bones: no, spock’s your best friend!
jim: Spock is my husband, that doesn’t count.
bones: wait. you’re dating spock?
jim: ….
jim: LEONARD YOU OFFICIATED THE WEDDING
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Why I hate comics
marvel: do you remember when Loki was the youngest member on a team with Wanda’s children?
marvel: good. Neither do we. Here’s Wanda kissing Loki
have you considered Wanda's ongoing MILF status
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Since the big GW Server is sunsetting soon, I'll be releasing a bundle of my Discord Emojis (that I use to pester the Art Server Peeps with haha >:D). They are free to use for the fans making their own servers now.
Thanks to @lifeaftermeteor, @lemontrash and hark! a heero king for all the hard work over the years! :,)
I posted a zip into the #preventers hq channel of the GW Server.
And just in case, you can get them here too:
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Why should I vote 128 GRAZER in Fat Bear Week 2022?
So glad you asked!
She's a giant, firstly. An absolute balloon of a bear. Gaze upon her hibernation bod:
Truly worthy of the title. Compare to June of this year:
Grazer is second from the left; her cubs are to the right of her. They all look like different bears when looked at next to their fall selves. They've worked their giant butts off to get to where they are. Incidentally, that's a screenshot from a clip titled "128 Catches Two Fish at Once". She is a phenomenally skilled fisherbear who's taught those skills to her cubs, so that they too can be successful adults someday.
Consider also that Grazer is the only mother bear in the bracket. While every other contestant has only had to fatten themselves up, Grazer has been nursing her giant 2.5-year-old cubs (transfer of fat from her to her cubs; it would be for any animal, but bear milk is especially high in fat), allowing her cubs to share her fish (again losing out on fat in order to fatten her cubs), and defending her family in true Grazer style (burning calories, and thus fat). Her cubs have begun to catch their own fish after watching such a skilled mother, which has lessened her burden, but the fact remains that Grazer has been fattening up two other bears in addition to herself this year. And oh, boy, are they fat:
Family naptime, with one of her cubs standing up on the left. They both look like Grazer if you put her through a low-powered shrinkray.
To sum up, Grazer has achieved peak fall bear bod, as good as anyone else's on the bracket (look at her, y'all. what a round bear), while giving away a lot of fat to her family. She has therefore gathered more fat than anyone.
If that's not enough for you, maybe her personality will win you over. She is the fiercest and most defensive mother bear on the entire river. Check out this video: here. Mike Fitz, a former ranger still involved with bearcam (a livestream where the FBW bears can be seen during the summer), chose memorable moments to highlight for the 10th anniversary of bearcam. He seems to have thought, "Really, Grazer's entire personality is a memorable moment." And, honestly? Accurate.
Personally I will never forget that time 747, most dominant bear at the time, snuck up on another male bear in her vicinity and she charged in to shut the whole thing down. After yelling at the other bear, all she had to do was glare at 747 and take a few pointed steps in his direction, and he slunk off, intimidated. (She got involved because bears fighting in the area is dangerous for cubs, since they can get caught in the crossfire and killed. If other bears have to be around cubs, the safest environment for them is a peaceful one.) Video link!
Or the time she went for 856, an absolute giant, also the dominant bear that year and known to bears and humans alike for his bad temper:
Look at her, she's like half his size. She doesn't give a shit. All to make sure her nearby cubs were safe.
She has a similar attitude when it comes to gaining access to fishing spots for herself and her cubs. She doesn't go straight to charging in and roaring, but she will approach anyone in her spot and make it known that she wants it, and whoever is there had better make way so her cubs can eat. She's made her reputation this way, and other bears often just go ahead and leave whenever she shows up to fish. She and her cubs grow into giant blimps every year off this tactic.
The top of the dominance hierarchy is typically full of male bears, but there are a few female bears that can achieve situational dominance. When Grazer has cubs, she and her family are right at the top. (Although she is smart, too, and knows when it's probably not worth it, which is what makes her dominance only situational.)
When there's no danger and no competition, however, she and her family can be very sweet. Here are some videos: 1, 2
Also, if this matters, 151 Walker, her competition in her first round, is scared to death of her.
So remember: Vote 128 Grazer for Fat Bear Week champion 2022! The queen deserves her crown.
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YUKI RURIKAWA PROPAGANDA POST for @eggcrackerbracket 2023
A3! (Act! Addict! Actors!)'s Yuki Rurikawa is...an incredible character. 14 years old at the start of the game, he's one of the youngest characters but has the drive and confidence most adults can only dream of. Not only is he one of the actors in the in-game acting troupe (it's a game...about actors...), he's also the principle costume designer and tailor, something he takes great pride in and absolutely rocks at. He's snarky, sharp-witted, and doesn't tolerate crap from anybody. And on top of all that, he's also just. Straight-up gender-nonconforming.
He likes cute dresses, he looks good in cute dresses, he's going to wear cute dresses. Yuki's very clear about identifying as male, being quick to correct people who misgender him, he just happens to be a boy who likes frilly skirts and thinks societal expectations are fucking stupid. And while it's all but blatantly stated that he developed his abrasive personality as a defense mechanism against bullying, in-game none of the other characters give him shit for it. It takes at most like five seconds for them to go "Oh, you're a guy? Okay, cool. Anyways." The one time he does encounter bullies in the story proper they are portrayed as very clearly in the wrong (and pathetically narrow-minded).
I want to reiterate: this is a middle schooler who regularly flips off gendered expectations despite the backlash because he'd rather be true to himself. Yuki Rurikawa is cooler than you. And me. And literally everyone else.
That's already awesome for a cis male character, but there's also a pretty decent argument to be had for headcanoning him as transmasc as well. In a flashback, another character recalls meeting him when he would have been about four or five and assuming he was a girl because he wore "girl's clothes"; while these types of games don't really concern themselves with being realistic the average child in that age range does have their outfit choices at least overseen by their parents, so five-year-old Yuki either had the chillest parents imaginable or he was wearing girl clothes because, well, that's what people assumed he was.
Whether you headcanon Yuki as cis, trans, nonbinary, or anything else, in the end his genderqueerness is an immutable aspect of his character. His first motif song, "Minority", even reads very strongly as a trans allegory (albeit unintentionally). He's helped me embrace the traditionally "girly" stuff I still love - the frilly skirts, the fairytale princesses, the pink and ballerinas and flowers - and know I can still like that stuff while still being a whatever-that's-not-a-girl (jury's still out :P) because gender is only what YOU make it and nothing else.
In conclusion: Stan Yuki Rurikawa (and vote for him on the bracket! Please 🥺)
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love when im watching a movie and two dudes make eye contact in a gay way and the one guy like strokes the other guy's hand in a gay way and im like hmmmmm. anyone else getting a bit of a Vibe here and then i push it out of my mind and go to the wiki page later and the wiki page is fully like no bitch roy scheider and that other dude in marathon man 1976 were fucking bitch! like they were FUCKING fucking, girl! and it's like oh shit! once again my gaydar never fails me. thank you for your allyship miss scheider
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