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jventureart · 4 months
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🍡Dango!🍡
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loobs-ki · 2 years
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—some sasusaku headcanons for #ssm22!! 🌸🍅
➵ genin sasuke was always intrigued by sakuras hair color
➵ they both really like back hugs and neck kisses
➵they love cooking together
➵ they both enjoy reading-sometimes they read to each other
➵ when they moved in together, they avoided each other for a bit due to embarrassment
➵ sakura was shocked to find that sasuke loves to cuddle. he's touch-deprived asf lol
➵ sakura mumbles in her sleep. sasuke thinks it cute
➵ sasuke likes to lay on sakuras lap
➵ sakura would try to get sasuke to laugh and when he actually did, she fell in love all over again
➵ sakura likes to ruffle sasukes hair and play with his spikes
➵ they would go on double dates with ino and sai (just inosaku having fun while sasusai followed them lmao)
➵ sasuke HATES how famous sakura is amongst the men
➵ sasuke reads sakuras medical scrolls to understand her better
➵ they are rlly good with money
➵ sasuke is surprisingly good with kids. he and sakura would babysit inojin for saiino sometimes
➵ sakura loves how caring sasuke is with cats
➵ kakashi and naruto would stalk them when they were on dates. they would get pissed when they found them watching
➵ when they were genin, they bet on who naruto would end up with. sakura won the bet ofc-ssk bet he would be alone💀
➵ they hate orochimaru but are protective of mitsuki
➵ sasuke was an over protective worried sick father when sarada was younger
➵ sakuras laugh is sasukea favorite thing
➵ sarada has walked in on them before-she was too young to remember now
➵ sasuke finds sai and ino cringy for their PDA ☠️🙏🏻 sakura always smacks his arm when he makes remarks on them
➵ sasuke likes to brush sakuras hair
➵ they went on a ramen date with naruto and hinata
➵ they only argue when they feel like the other isn't taking care of themself
➵ sasukes fav color is green (sakuras eyes) but he will never admit it
➵ sakura likes to do skin care with sasuke
➵ sasuke is a gaanaru shipper and sakura is a naruhina lol
➵ they invite kakashi to dinner a lot
➵ sasuke cried when sarada was born
➵ sakura is the only person sasuke allows to take care of him
➵ sasuke said "i love you" for the first time when he thought sakura was asleep
➵ they both have nightmares a lot but take care of each other
➵ they love sleeping in
➵ they were stunned when they came back to the village after sarada was born and found out boruto existed (they had babies at the same time like wtf)
➵ ↑ sasuke also couldn't believe naruto is capable of sex ☠️
➵ they are the only ppl who can make fun of naruto. they dont tolerate naruto slander from others (except kakashi and sai)
➵ sasuke finds sai annoying but does still care about him as a member of t7 ofc. sakura vouches for sai a lot when ssk complains lol
➵ they visit granny chiyos grave a lot
➵ they married on their travels
➵ sasuke has quacked before as a joke. sakura cried laughing
damn i got carried away lmao. but that's the end :)
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gjdraws · 6 years
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more vague mermay au where water-bound Kakashi accidentally creeps on Guy and then keeps doing it until he gets caught
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bougiebutchbitch · 2 years
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any chance you can share those sweeter obikaka kink headcanons you mentioned? No pressure ofc
you betcha, sweet nonnie! sorry this took so long to answer, I’m busy with camp jgfjhf
n/s/f/w under cut, minors dni x
Okay so!!! I love Obikaka because they could have such a fun flippy dynamic.
Like, obviously bottom!Kakashi is my bread and butter, but I do genuinely see them as having such dom/sub Switch potential!
So I imagine they keep it fresh and are always up for trying new things. They're both total freaks and not afraid to experiment, so things stay exciting!
Kakashi has a whole-ass sex dungeon in the basement of the official hokage residence and literally nobody is surprised. Shikamaru drew the line at him putting a sex swing in his office instead of his chair though lmao
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Sometimes Kakashi puts on his Cold Commander act, and Obito acts like the bratty subordinate! It's a similar dynamic to when they were kids, but without nearly as much blood and death, and with a lot more 'fun' punishments lmao.
I imagine Kakashi would probably enjoy distance-domming in that sort of scenario? Like, taking control of this super-strong, giant Juubi-guy with just his words, not touching him at all except when Obito's 'good'... Sitting at his desk in full uniform, doing his hokage paperwork while telling a naked grumbling Obito how to touch himself on the floor of his office... >:3c
Obito puts on this big show of grumbling and acting like he's angry at not having Kakashi's full attention, but they both know he'd just walk away if he wasn't into it...
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In contrast, Kakashi has a big ol' masochist streak. When he's in Sub Mode, he really wants to get hurt and trash-talked... but after, uh, everything, Obito's kinda reluctant to fulfil that domming role.
At the same time, he really gets off on being trusted like that. He loves that fun power imbalance - loves knowing he could tear Kakashi apart, but Kakashi is still letting him play with him like this, letting Obito fuck him and break him down and hurt him and loving every moment...
Anyway, they both dance around the subject for aaaaaaages, because they suck at communication. Whenever Kakashi tries to encourage Obito to be a bit rougher and meaner, Obito freaks out - but graaaaadually, over time, they both start easing into harder play.
Kakashi's big obvious NOPE button is any trash-talking that involves actually calling him trash or scum, and any mention of their past - which is fine by Obito, because he really doesn't want to go there in this context either!
But he loves sneering at Kakashi and talking down to him and calling him filthy and pathetic. Loves messing up his Hokage uniform, flipping up his robes and fucking him rough over his desk right before a Kage summit, then sending him in to talk to his peers with shaky legs and Obito's cum snaking down his thighs... AHEM.
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MORE RANDOM FUN!!!
Like, 40% of the time, Obito cries after domming Kakashi and needs to be held and have his hair stroked while Kakashi tells him he did a very good job :3c
Sometimes while Kakashi's still tied to a spreader bar and bleeding lmao :3ccc
(Obito just strikes me as the King of topdrop, and I love the idea of Kakashi preferring to sub during scenes, but also loving to provide aftercare... give me all the unconventional dynamics!)
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Kakashi absolutely tries to push things too far and get Obito to really hurt him, at least once.
But after Obito shuts that shit down and tells him firmly that he is not here to be Kakashi's way of punishing himself (and is clearly pretty fucking distraught about being put in that position) Kakashi learns to control his need for self-punishment.
Now, on bad days where he wants to Suffer, he goes to Obito and explains, and they go train hard together or something and then Obito cuddles him.
And vice versa too! I get the sense that Obito doesn't go quite as self-destructive with his guilt - he gets ANGRY and BROODY and GRUMPY. On those days, Kakashi knows to give him space to work through his own shit, but when he crawls into bed beside him at night Obito always starts really far away from him, on the far side of the mattress - but graaaaaaaaaaaadually migrates until Kakashi can snuggle up to him and rest his head on them Beefy Tits and just gently hold him.
And sometimes they have really soft sweet sex on those nights, no words passing between them, just moving against each other in the darkness, letting each other know they're still here...
GAH I love them
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sweetlunars · 2 years
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@resolutepath​ / @fightingdreamcrs​ said:  plots please [ either this blog or fightingdreamcrs! ]
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guh bruh, hand over ur bnha squad this instant, i have a mikumo with ur name on him (its on his forehead, shhhh dont tell him)
any slice of life interaction between mikumo and our lil class 1-A friends pls i beg of u 
mikumo and kiri being bros, mikumo and bakugou being mortal enemies, mikumo and jirou jammin’ out to banger music together, mikumo and AIZAWA with that student-teacher dynamic!!! sobs....
side note: mikumo’s up for adoption, sir ;))))) mikumo WILL steal his capture scarf for practicing purposes do not test him he WILL do it
@ ur nart mumu, 👀 @ kakashi, nardo, iruka, the naras....
i offer menma to u like a golden trophy.... menma @ kakashi would be interesting since menma’s very skeptical @ adults, and he’d be super sus abt kakashi and his sensei-student relationship with naruto like if kakashi tried to interact with him, he’d be like super off-putting and weird abt it like “sorry sir i think i feel naruto needing me sorry i have to go bye sorry bye” (hides face and leaves immediately) BUT LIKE, we can defs try and build on that too- like kakashi having a connection w minato and yet only one of his sons? thats smthng to work on right?? maybe kakashi tries to connect wiht menma too but its like pulling teeth yo
then ofc the nardo... das his bro cmon *gestures vaguely at them* CMON.... ;))) brother times... all the times... BROTHER TIMES...
IRUKA!!!  THATD BE INTERESTING bc initially i was thinking menma is just imprinted on iruka right, but then i think abt how iruka didnt like naruto at first either but he warmed up to him right?? well menma is super resent and remember, like he will take his hate and resentment to his grave ok, so even if iruka wasnt like, MEAN, menma remembers everything but mmm well, iruka would probably be the exception to that ngl now that im thinking abt it... mmm maybe something post-naruto and menma passing the exams where they get everything out in the open????? i DO think menma does end up imprinting on iruka when he’s tiny anyway despite any hard feelings he might have just bc iruka’s like the first and only adult who’s ever not tried to hurt / be mean to them when he didn’t have to ykno???
*OFFERS TAKEO AND KICHI TO NARUTO, SHIKADAI, AND SHIKAMARU* 
twirls hair... lmao so menma has some kids in boruto era.... granted, theyre both 16 and in two different verses (as per ship verse theyre from oops) but uhhh ;)))) 
i think any nephew/niece and uncle nartdo interaction would be fun, as well as some sort of mentorship-type thing between thm and shikamaru perhaps??? even applicable to kakashi or iruka!! anything rlly!! 
and takeo @ shikadai, bc he’s sarada’s brother in his verse so connection w the kids perhaps?!?! maybe even used to be a babysitter when he was younger??? WHO KNOWS!!!! THE WORLD IS OURS?!?!?! (also applicable to any other muses u think would be fun to work with?!?! 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪)
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cafeinthemoon · 4 years
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Naruto's characters in a Karaoke Night 🎶
So here’s a list of hcs that no one asked for I’ve wrote some time ago but never had the chance to post until now. There are many characters here, so I’ll just include one image at the top of the post and that’s all 💜
Fandom: Naruto | various
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(First of all: I had no idea of which image to use so here you have Kakashi and Guy)
Genma - Will be the first to perform and will probably choose some alt rock hit from 2000s with a sad, hoarse voice (Staind, Seether, Papa Roach, Three Days Grace, it doesn't matter bc he knows all of them). It's totally unintended but he actually does a good job and though he has no other intention besides having fun, he ends up being some sort of rockstar among the people who are watching. In the end he enjoys it so much that he stays in the character even after his song is finished so Raido has to grab him and take him away
Kakashi - People will have a hard time trying to convince Kakashi to participate in this aka exposing himself but if he's in a good mood, he will give it a try. About the type of music: he will probably choose something similar to Genma, but always an acoustic version bc after seeing all the fuzz around the previous singer he'll do anything to not gather attention (he will even leave the party early and leave a shadow clone behind to deceive everyone). If you're lucky enough to witness this man singing, do not expect to see it happening a second time in your life
Guy - Is one of the most excited in the group and can't wait for his turn lol He'll obviously choose some jam with synths and extravagant lyrics and vocals and everything that’s included in a 80s song (IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOOOOWN or NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP are always a possible choice). He will dance as he sings, and sometimes he will pay more attention to the coreography than to the song. Lee will be his partner of course bc these two are twins when it comes to music taste. Tenten has her face all red of shame and Neji is sighing and smiling at these two dorks 😜
Kurenai - She has a soft, low voice that goes well with slow and sad songs so you can bet she's able to sing Lana Del Rey's entire discography. Her music taste is atemporal, but she has a soft spot for those 1960s ballads. Kurenai doesn't have fear of the stage, but neither she craves for attention, so she just sings one or two short songs and gives the microphone to the next person. Asuma only has eyes to her ofc 💕
Kiba - This boy was brought to this world to make noise, so you can expect him to sing any of the punk and metal songs he has on his playlists. Kiba is not the best singer, but he's a brave performer and has a talent to make people stand up and sing along all those rock songs of their teenage years. And yes, if you decide to join him, be prepared to share the stage with Akamaru too, which will be messy and fun
Hinata - Because of her usually soft tone, people think she's not able to sing, but Hinata actually has a powerful singing voice that shuts every mouth and makes all eyes turn to her. Seriously, she leaves everyone in shock, except Neji, who has seen her practicing before and is very proud of her. When the song ends, there's the sound of applause all over the place, and she turns red and looks around to find a place to hide. When Naruto comes and compliments her, she runs before passing out 
Ino - As much as Genma and Kiba, Ino is in to have fun and she is the trapper of the group, which is surprising to some, but not to her team mates. Choji loves her performance though he's not familiar to any subgenre of rap and Shikamaru just laughs and yawns (it's the only thing he's able to do bc he won't sing, it's boring and besides he was forced to come)
Jiraiya - The Sannin actually can sing. It's a hidden talent of his that surprises everyone, even Naruto, so when the song is over the group asks him to sing another one. His voice is deep and with a good vibratto, so it goes well with almost anything, but Jiraiya prefers something more romantic and he's only in this to impress Tsunade (btw she told him the day before to choose something that's fitting for the teenagers' ears, so he puts some effort to find a song that matches his taste that ofc relates to his books and can be listened by the kids)
Tsunade - A good contralto, really. She makes it look so effortless and that's so cool! I can hear her voice in one of those goth hits from the 80s, specially Cities in Dust by Siouxsie and the Banshees. She doesn't have interest in getting all attentions, but when it happens (of course it does) she enjoys it 😊
Sai - He doesn't know any song sorry
Shino - Days before he suggested that he might sing along with his bugs and his team mates ended up saying the karaoke was cancelled and that's why he's not here
Shizune - DON'T YOU EVER LET HER GET CLOSE TO THE MICROPHONE. Sorry but you better pray that Tsunade stops her bc the girl can't hit a single note lmao
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excitedlysuffering · 4 years
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Can I have a matchup for DC, Naruto, Marvel, and X-Men. I'm African-American with really short hair. I tend to be optimistic, clingy, talkative, and a but lazy. I'm a Sagittarius and i like to cook, bake, sing, dance and play sports. I'm 5'7 and i also have glasses and cannot see really well without them. I love to read books and listen to music. I usually stay up all night and wake up late, but overall i'm a funny person to be around. Thanks for the matchup.
My parents said I need ‘sleep’. Is that something I can eat?? Anywho I’m feeling finishing requests lmao, so enjoy!
Naruto, Marvel, X-Men, DC Matchup
Narutoverse~
1) Inuzuka Kiba! He’s a very optimistic and go lucky person, but he’s definitely capable of taking it slow and having lazy days. Kiba has such a great sense of humor so you two would have a lot of fun together. He’s not much of a reader, but I could see him listening to you read aloud. Such a night owl and NO ONE can tell me different. Even though in canon he’s not a Sagittarius (cancer) he has a lot of the same traits and would make a great match for you!
2) Hatake Kakashi! Although he’s not overly optimistic himself, he would love that you are (it might even rub off on him!). Kakashi is so touch starved it’s not even funny, he would need your cuddles to survive tbh. Reading would be a big thing for you guys, even if you’re not one for Icha Icha type novels. He has his own Kakashi Humor™ and if you get it he’ll love you forever. Just like Kiba, he might as well be a Sagittarius his personality is so alike. Honestly, he’d love you forever.
Marvel Cinematic Universe~
1) Peter Parker! People say that opposites attract but in this case the more alike the better! Both your personalities overlap in a lot of areas. He’s naturally such a happy, glass half full person, just like you, and his sense of humor is to die for. Like, have you seen him in the comics?? Y’all would have a GOOD time. He’s so smart, he has to be reading constantly, no debate about it. You’d best believe he’d live for your physical affection like someone please hug this boy. Are we sure he’s not a Sagittarius??
2) Pietro You-Didn’t-See-Me-Stealing-Your-Girl? Maximoff! (You lucky sis, that’s all I’m saying) Okay, but he’s always smiling and smirking and stuff? Like this silver-haired hottie will never let you frown. I mean, he’s fricking hilarious. Will not only talk your ear off (in the best way possible ofc) but he will just be holding onto you too. 24/7. He’s too energetic to sleep all night, he has so much energy it’s as if he’s constantly high on 17 espresso shots and a few Monsters. Loves to listen to you talk while he works on stuff, chores, paperwork, whatever. It helps him take his mind off boring things. case you couldn’t tell he’s my favorite
X Men~
1) Kurt Wagner! Yep, yep, yep, I’m pretty sure you own this blue baby’s heart. He’s such a happy little cinnamon roll (please love him omfg). He’s talkative but he likes to listen as well, so don’t worry about rambling or anything of the sort. So clingy. Like what else is his tail for except to wrap around you?? He’s not lazy, per se, but he would love to relax with you. He’s not a night owl, but he would be willing to stay up late with if you wanted him to. He’s so adorably funny like his humor is different from the others’, it’s a lot purer, that’s for sure.
2) Warren Worthington III! Bet you’re surprised, but bear with me! After all the crap Warren has been through, he needs someone optimistic and easily excited. Someone who loves to just hold him and make him feel safe and loved. He’s not talkative in the slightest but he enjoys hearing you talk because he loves having your attention and your voice definitely soothes him. When he’s not busy, he’s lazing around Shikamaru style (with alcohol). Growing up in a wealthy business family, reading was definitely important, but he doesn’t do it as often anymore. He’s the kind of guy that’s has a very subtle humor, but he is very funny when he wants to be. Stays up all night and wakes up early for about five days before crashing the sixth day in a continuous cycle. please take care of him he can’t do it on his own He’s a libra, so you two are definitely meant to be!
DC Universe~
1) Dick Grayson! There are never negative vibes in this man’s cereal. Expect him to always be happy, but when he’s not he will definitely need you to calm him down, probably with light-hearted things. Clingiest man ever, physical affection is his love language, IMO. He’s always up late as Nightwing, so if he found you waiting up for him after patrol he would MELT. Would probably like to read with you on his lazy days, actually. Dick is a Libra, which is a very compatible sign with Saggitarius, so it’s written in the stars.
1) Barry Allen! Congratulations, girl, you managed to attract not one, but TWO speedsters. Just like you, Barry is all smiles and rarely has bad days. You know it, I know it, and your neighbor knows it; Barry is the clingiest mofo ever. You must accept cuddle puddles all the time. I can just imagine you and Barry rapid-fire talking and topic jumping all the time cause you’re both so talkative. He’s a genius, so I can assure you he reads quite a bit. Just like Pietro, he’s a night owl because of his overabundance in energy, but before he got his powers, he was not fond of staying up late. He’s an Aries making you two a great match! Good luck to your friends keeping up with you two though...
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mythykl · 4 years
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if naruto characters were your desk neighbours~
i lowkey miss the chaos in school, and not the actual school,, also recently rewatched the final battle between sasuke and naruto- this nostalgia overloaded. ya
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Sasuke
popular- yet pretty unapproachable and an introvert,, you can clearly see why
kinda emo hair, kinda emo vibe, kinda emo clothes, just- wears all black
got piercings just last week and you totally find it cool-
 tho he seems content, he has an vibe of restlessness- always fiddling with pen and makin’ shit on his desk fall- that’s how you guys started talkinn’
well, long story shor- you joked- he gave a soul piercing look- attempted to joke for some reason- it was a bad dad joke- he simply decided to act as if nothing happened- you blurted out another joke at that and started laughing historically-
end of the day? you guys stayed late after school hours- as he showed you pics of his cats- nice.
pays attention in class- like a hawk. has pretty messy notes- and draws in his texts
Sakura
saku- no it’s the class rep we’re talkin’ about-
she came off as kinda phony and arrogant at first but she’d super sweet-
and a good cook-
and real scholar- except in sports-
amazing artist
and brings you chocolates everyday, but you ain’t complainin-
is secretly a hAIKYUU!! FAN and you suspect that she has a tumblr blog dedicated to them- i mean lmao-
ya book rec buddy~
hmmmmss~ a LOT
vintage and beanies- le vibe-
Naruto
though he won’t bother you and let go of his rEPUTATION of being loud af this year- but, holy crap you were wrong-
comes in late- legit everyday and acts like nothing happened,, yet emits energy like a fuckin sUN
hella funny and has the coolest fashion sense.
never pays attention in class- and asks you what’s going on and stuff
if given an opportunity- you would have a whole ass picnic in the back of the classroom
but,, you guys are strictly been told to sit on the first desks- cuz odc-
 cheats off your answers- and you’re not a snitch or anything bUT YOU”RE SO CLOSE-
lowkey scared of empty classrooms and hallways, 
Shikamaru
sLEEPS ALOT- thus, making it embarasing for you when sensei spots him and ask you to wake him tf up~
always asking for pen and pencil- has almost lost five erasers since the last three months
since this fucker never has anything with him- you decided to present him supplies for Christmas
doesn’t understand a shit in literature and social science lectures~ but fuckin’ aces at physics and math
many people call ya friendship weird cuz’ he’s more outgoing w you than w anyone else- liitle do they know thaT YOU GUYS BONDED OVER THE MUTUAL HATRED FOR SCHOOL SYSTEM- and mainly,, exchanging homework and test answers
just recently, he shared his playlist- and it’s fuckin’ good.
never takes notes- 
Ino
new hairstyles every fucking day,, i mean are we even surprised??
you wanna know the real vsco girl?? that’s her-
texts you while in class- more like sends you weird and funny shit she comes across on twitter
hence- aLWAYS ACTIVE-
AND TYPES SUPER FAST-
don’t know how but you guys just naturally started talking-
the epitome of foolishness was achieved by you guys in a french lecture when she was tryna say something to you- leaned too much- thus, ended up falling down along with her chair and desk-
and you guys just started crackin’-
which earned you both detention instead of asking her if she’s hurt but. nvm.
she would even throw cranes at you while teacher’s speaking
you guys have opened up about your kinks already- chill-
Hinata 
doesn’t seem like that- but she’s a cosplays
-and makes tik toks
and always listens to lo-fi and also reads lotta manga
she’s shy and speaks the most valid and deep shit ever shit lmao- just randomly throwing realizations at you like a shuttle cock lol
has all tHE SUPPLIES- and expensive ass highlighters and notebooks- 
rich. rich. rich.
pianist as well- you many a times see her hand doing the weird movements as if she’s playing keys- something that she does unconsciously-
being desk partners for a while earned you a selfie with her- she’s kinda camera shy when it comes to close ups-
Kiba
many say he’s loud, but he’s pretty quiet in class
has a three dogs- and has akamaru’s baby pic as his lockscreen- and it’S THE CUTEST THING ever~
k pop- ya
he tExTS LiKE tHiS aNd iT’S fUcKiNG aNNoYiNg
him and choji once deadass ate ramen in class and teacher didn’t gIVE TWO SHITS- oh okay-
when finals are almost here him and naruto are usually at your place- studying
your house? no- that’s the haNGOUT SPOT skjskjskj
has videos of you caught in the moments when ya brain just went sayonara~ which includes you zoning out in lectures-
he films you on snapchat and kinda bullies you:(
breakin’ the 573 streaks if he-
seems as if he exists merely for your entertainment well ofc it’s not so
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btw,, i totally would love to have kiba as my bff~ just sayin
i would love to write imagines for minato, kushina, kakashi as well under this title lmso- lemme know. cool.
TOODLES.
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allthingskakashi · 4 years
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Hi! I was wondering.. since you are 20 you must be in college? What do you study? I start my first year at university the day after tomorrow and I'm terrified. And with that said, if kakashi was a teacher, what class would he teach (except PE)? I think literature, ya know, icha icha and all - 🌶️
Yep! I'm in my second year of college and I'm studying media and communication!
Oh shit that must be scary and exciting at the same time, starting college! I know the feeling but dw it's all gonna work out. What are you gonna study? Also, is it like online or physical classes?
Good luck to you tho, lemme know how your first day goes! But also okay let me pass on some unsolicited knowledge. When i was your age, i thought college is amazing. I thought it's just the way they show it in movies where all you do is party and make out with people. In real life, college is a scam and it sucks donkey balls
Okay dhshajakk im sorry I don't wanna scare you I'm just bitter cause i hate college myself lmfao but i genuinely hope you enjoy it, 🌶️ anon. Ofc it will seem kinda difficult at times but you'll get through it and i truly hope you have a great first day bb ❤️
Ahh okay coming to Kakashi umm yeah i can see him being a really lazy pe teacher lmao. Doesn't even do anything, just hollers from the sidelines. Hot af pe teacher tho lol. And literature... Yeah i think i can kinda see that too, english teachers are my favourite lmao they're always the coolest for some reason. He might be good as that, i think he'll have a lot of cool theories of his own about famous stories and authors and he'll crack a lot of jokes in the class and it'll be interesting. I feel like he'll be kinda lousy with grading and assignments and stuff tho lmao. other that that uh... We'll he's definitely smart and strategic so, idk maths too perhaps?
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unohanadaydreams · 5 years
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Could we have some headcanons about Ginjo, anything that comes to your mind is great!!! 💜 btw love your blog it's awesome
Yes ofc! The fullbringer arc was so weird I feel like they tend to get overlooked a lot lmao.
Kugo Ginjo:
There are probably plenty of times where he’s being completely sincere about something and no one around him believes it (no matter how simple or convoluted his words are), because of his penchant for being such a manipulative ass. Like, he’ll tell you the food was great and you’ll glare at him for 5 minutes from 10 different angles because you’ve seen him say that about some of the worst food you’ve ever consumed and who’s to say this isn’t one of those times? Like, he dug his own grave with that, but I’m sure he sees the silver lining and uses it as license to say really off the wall shit just to see which way people are swayed to believe. (Like, imagine Kakashi Hatake levels of “I got lost on the road of life” except people stop and wonder if Ginjo is serious or not)
He probably goes to a lot of underground concerts and enjoys the close knit communities they bring. He’s very anti-establishment from his takes on SS and his style definitely leans toward it. I feel it in my bones that this guy gets drunk as hell jumping up and down to blaring music in small basement venues to relieve stress and then just runs down random streets afterwards until he can’t anymore and looks up at the sky, hoping to see as many stars as possible past the city light pollution, feeling SO alive.
How he got his powers is never officially explained (from what I can remember. I looked it up and SoiFon takes a guess) and honestly, I can’t say I believe he was able to kill so many soul reapers that SS never noticed? Like, I get why Aizen, a respected member of SS was able to fool people, but a human with shinigami powers? I’m sure that’s something Kubo just didn’t want to throw too much thought at, but I feel like he was probably given power similarly to how Rukia gave Ichigo power and probably the reason it’s outlawed. He probably had hopes to genuinely join the soul reapers but between his dislike for how things were ran and the general disregard he was probably given, he went rogue. I think if the arc had been allowed to go a little differently (and not turned into such a ‘MUAHAHA IM HERE TO KILL YOU AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE ICHIGO HAHA’) Ginjo would’ve been a really nice foil to Ichigo; the disillusioned protector past the point of having faith in SS and the protector on his way to disillusionment who can’t seem to let go of his faith in SS. I think Ginjo’s goal would’ve been a lot more interesting and set up plot points revealed in the last arc better if it had been ‘to poison Ichigo and company against SS’ instead of the vague and odd ‘just get shinigami powers back’. (If he wanted to be a shinigami so bad, he could’ve just died….you can’t tell me he OVERLOOKED that)
He genuinely wants to help people and does so, but I think he’s a person who can’t be truthful or vulnerable to those even a little close to him and ends up ruining what actual relationship they had that was built off of his initial good intentions. Because, he sort of sucks up close. His relationships with many of his Fulbringer seemed really strained for the most part, with most of them not really knowing where they stood with him and it’s all his fault! He is distrustful and views relationships as “I give them this, so they give me that”, which only serves to further make him feel alone and disempowered. Truly, his own worst enemy.
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SasuNaru and the pinhole : part 3
If we do a time skip to after the akatsuki arc, Naruto comes to understand why someone wants revenge when their loved is killed and admits yeah he didn’t really get sasuke and this is where it gets :/ on Narutos behalf for me
In the land of iron sasuke is falling rapidly deeper into the curse of hatred because he is using mangekyo more and more, he is doing very unethical things like attacking the cloud and trying to live capture a man..he is a full blown S ranked criminal whos name alone was capable of triggering a war, no matter how I a sasuke fan can justify and explain his behavior people who don’t know about the COD can’t. Naruto himself was like?? Who are you dude. But obito shows up and he is told. Naruto is woke about the curse of hatred and he says ‘sasuke loved his clan a lot and that’s why he cant forgive.’ But at that time that was not the case. During his fight with danzo his mangekyo evolved the most to a point where afterwards he was losing vision, and his issue wasn’t just that he wants his clan back, his issue was was the massacre and the discrimination. Naruto was like near the point, but homeboy missed it. In fact, the one who actually point its out is Kakashi, but he says both Naruto and Sakura see it, meaning when they both saw sasukes way of talking about Konoha, they understood him better. I cut Naruto slack because he tried understanding sasuke constantly, no matter how much sasuke cut him off. But this shit does not get an easy pass, where he jumps in to clash with sasuke so they read each others thoughts,,its funny bc he says he gets it…then proceeds..not to get it
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Why is he talking about himself here? I respect that Naruto always tried his best to understand him
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but he knows about the fucking curse and he says one bad move and I would have been like you? Nah, sasukes fate was chosen the second he saw his parents corpses. Naruto hears him talk about the uchiha,,,,and says this. :// It’s insensitive to the fact that sasuke isn’t just a survivor of a tragedy, hes a survivor of a national genocide. But he literally doesn’t mention it.
Meaning they both know Indra and Ashuras charka are in them
Lol another misinterpreted scene is the ill shoulder all your hate scene, while im sure he did want to end sasukes miserable suffering, he was talking about protecting Konoha and ending the cycle of hatred.
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‘sasuke wants to kill naruto bc he knows his love will save him!111! No, it’s because the annoying orange stands in his way..also naruto still feels disrespected 
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And sasuke atm isn’t having that ‘ill stop you because you are my friend.’ Stuff, which is mistranslated as ‘I am your friend’ but this entire arc was naruto speaking in I terms. Im meh about it.
Oh lol and the bane of my existence..’sakura and kakashi are selfish and tried to give up on him..naruto wanted to save him!11!!’
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Lol to which sasukes response was ‘im itching to kill you kakashi’ so futile arguments remain futile
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It’s not Kakashis fault sasuke is a man who lent his hand to a terrorist organization, attacked a village, live captured an innocent man who is a jinchuriki meaning he was actively help start the war,  and as shikamaru said a war would have started out in his name and he even attacked an international peace meeting..his motives were not to change the system but pure revenge over Konoha who even though is problematic has innocent citizens in it. Itachi is a good guy for killing his loved ones to stop a war and protect his brother the second Kakashi and Sakura do it they are selfish and don’t understand him.  Kakashi acknowledged he adored him no matter how far he is fallen and that he doesn’t want to kill him but he must do whats necessary, sakura knew that the current sasuke isn’t a sasuke the real sasuke would condone and she did what kakashi tried to do with obito, aka end his misery, as well as keep naruto from the akatuski, prevent a war, keep konoha safe and shoulder kakashis burden.
In fact, they acknowledged his victim status, but still a war in his name is a war in his name
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‘sakura gave up on him!11!!’ she had a moment where she realized he would never do something like his own teammate and she noticed right away, no chakra sensing needed that he is definitely changed. She didn’t betray him when she didn’t even know any part of the truth, just like to innocent people in konoha like Kiba, he was the one doing the betrayal.
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 ‘he doesn’t care and wanted to kill her’ is also funny bc he trusted her for a moment but called bullshit very fast
His face is not exactly ‘im itching to kill you sakura’ when she is all like im here for u :) fuck konoha :)
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Sasuke chose not to frontally attack her. She is here to kill him and he knows it but deep down (like,,really deep down) this fuck still cares about team 7. This scene is fucked man, but it is not abusive in the context of the series at all.
Yeesh the second attack was sakura protecting kakashi, and self defense on sasukes part,,so no still not abusive..and if refutes the ‘she gave up on him’ argument because
The attack starts with her remembering all the shit he is causing right now,,he ain’t sasuke,,and poor kakashi is being burdened by this
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But the second she is about to? She remembers real sasuke and isn’t able to do it, meaning no she has some hope for him. When naruto gives his speech she has a moment of sad realization that she isn’t able to stop sasuke as naruto emphasized only he can, so she decided to trust them both..trust naruto that he can bring him back and trust that sasuke isn’t as far gone as he seems.
‘he tried to kill her because he hates her’ ‘he doesn’t care at all!11!!’ ‘he wants her dead!11!!’
Lol this isn’t the most murderous face hes done so far tbh
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Aint trying to say this scene is hallelujah but at least the context isn’t he wants to kill her and laughs about it in her face like he did to 3 people who really did not deserve that.
Misconceptions about the war : Sasuke only cares about naruto (seriously this trend needs to die) and he gives 0 shits about Kakashi and Sakura.  Ignoring the fact that when he first arrived she’s the one he acknowledged and answered to, the reason he had to keep saving Narutos ass is said multiple times by the s man himself..yin release and yang release
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 But no,,,he doesn’t care about sakura or kakashi
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‘whatever he would have let them fall in lava, even tho naruto said that isn’t true’
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‘whatever, he still called her useless’ No, he asked ‘if you heard whats going on outside, what would you do?’ then he shuts kakashi up and says he is in charge to which Naruto scolds him for not being a team player. Not for verbal abuse. ‘He said that bc he thinks shes weak.’ No he really didn’t.
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Clean PC : sasukekun on tumblr
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Sasuke goes on to talk about his revolution
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And Sakura confesses asking him not to go any further into hatred. It’s funny how people call her selfish for confessing or pretend that you’re annoying has negative connotations beyond volume 18,, when her literal confession states that she wants to do anything for him that she can and she hates that she isn’t able to talk to him about his issues, nor is she able to exchange blows with him. Its really?? That people call her selfish bc all she literally says I hate that I cant help you despite how much I love you but please don’t go further into hate, lets just stay united and get through it. The..exact..same..thing..naruto…was…communicating
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And it did make his resolve falter..it literally made him shake, people pretend he was happy to show her that genjutsu (to ensure she hated him) but,,,that is not the case he doesn’t look happy at all
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Oh and ofc the famous argument lmao
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‘He said he has no reason to love her..so he only married her for pity’ gross, sasuke is the biggest leo bitch there is, too much pride to stick his dick in something he doesn’t really want
‘are you suggesting I enjoy a little renai?’ (romantic love) ‘I have no reason to love her and she has no reason to love’ /= I hate her and I have no feelings for her considering this was his mental view of everything…Kakashi saying only hate needs a reason isn’t guilt tripping..bc that’s..what..naruto communicated to him
Again, sasukes jaded way of thinking is a theme, he does not believe in the unity of the shinobi alliance, he believes they got together for a common reason.
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‘she suffers from loving you’ ‘only hate needs a reason’ Sasuke immediately flashes to his own selfless love that never needed a reason, the love that made him suffer the most.
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but no he has no feelings left for her :/ lol
‘Sasuke wanted to kill naruto bc he is his light, and the only thing holding him back from total darkness’ except, no this is a shonen
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‘narutos bond can be romantic bc naruto said they aren’t indra and ashura…sasuke said one and only friend..they clearly have romantic feelings for each other’
Sage : my children will continue the cycle :/ this sucks
Naruto : no bc we aren’t indra and ashura
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Also Naruto :
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‘well sasuke called naruto still his closest friend and he knew no one else accepts him’
That was his mentality and it was wrong, just like when he was confused why Taka still looked for him after what he did. Naruto still remains sasukes best friend, that is true..but the one and only term sasuke uses is the exact same term Itachi used  yuuitsu to describe their relationship. So, no it’s not romantic, it is still brotherly.
 And the fight is the biggest proof of what ive been trying to say, they represent the naruto quite well . Naruto learned that power comes from unity and the sharing of pain, that the world isn’t perfect but we can endure  and change it little by little. Hagoromo confirms ss will happen lol
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Read those 3 pages carefully please, specially if you are pro revolution
Sasuke goes off to state what his experience made him learn and ofc misses the point
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And heres a page to focus on, if you really don’t believe this was a dictatorship
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dictator
noun
1.    a ruler with total power over a country, typically one who has obtained control by force.
Synonyms:
Autocrat, monocrat, absolute ruler
How a dictatorship works : Dictatorship is a form of government  where a country or a group of countries is ruled by one person or political entity, and exercised through various mechanisms to ensure that the entity’s power remains strong
A dictatorship is a type of Authoritarianism, in which politicians regulate nearly every aspect of the public and private behavior of citizens. Dictatorship and totalitarianism societies generally employ political propaganda to decrease the influence of proponents of alternative governing systems.
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Literally a dictatorship.
Naruto wants to teach him power and change come from love and comradeship, he doesn’t want his friend to do that to the world or himself, and since he is the only one who can save him, its pretty noble of him to try and understand sasuke and open him to interpreting the world differently instead of charging at him with hate, which given everything would be justified.
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This goes back to Gaaras speech
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When they wake up lol sasuke says the exact same thing Kakashi did except after the fight sasuke is free from the curse so he is able to think properly . this is the one aspect I really love about their relationship. Naruto knows loneliness so well, just like sasuke and he never gave up trying to teach him what he learned along the way. 2 boys, different experience, same feelings. The entire series on a small scale level. Thanks to Naruto persevering instead of hatin, sasuke found salvation. Why did Naruto persevere? Like Iruka said,, he just did. No reason needed.
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Theres no fucking reason for love and friendship, you just want to share peoples pain because they matter and that’s that. 
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The lesson that sasuke was taught was the message of the entire series, by the hero Ninja Jesus..thats why im not particularly anti ending in a political respect unless you count the uchiha massacre which btw you say its why youre anti ending but lol naruto agreed on this in volume 50 something…when  he met itachi under edo tensei, so its not an ending issue it’s a naruto issue…this series never addressed things as politics, it addressed them as conflicts due to hate and misunderstanding.. it’s a kids series after all. One piece takes political issues and gives them political relevance but naruto was never about that. Im anti Naruto uzumakis ending bc imo NH is crap, hinata is up there with Karin on most badly written characters and it makes no romantic sense..the guy in the hokage chair is not Naruto and I hate it. But in boruto when an issue arises, we see the 5 kages fight together..in the war (and tbh from the moment Hiashi prostrated to Neji) we see the hyuga issue is no longer a thing Kishimoto chose to be politically relevant he stuck to his comrade theme. So hating kishimoto for an ending when it’s a consistent message is useless..but in some aspects yeah ew
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‘sasuke felt pain when he saw naruto in pain bc hes special’ lol no. he was always watching Naruto desperately try to make bonds and it reminded him of his own lost bonds. He saw a kid, unlike him try his best to find people and although he saw him a brat first he later thought it over and saw that it made him relieved that theres somebody out there trying to make bonds..at the same time he saw it a weakness bc bonds mean attachment and not killing Itachi..the pain thing? Stop excluding team 7 like they don’t all matter to sasuke the same
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That’s why..no reading up or down..thats why
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Good for him, he got the message the entire shinobi alliance learned from Naruto..a little late but hes always been a special snow flake
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Lol he explained it better than I did almost. That’s it..he explained their entire relationship.
Sasukes ‘I lost’ came from the realization that Naruto got his power from his comrades, by feeling their pain and wanting to protect them and from shouldering their pain. Like I said, the whole point of the series echos in these 2s relationship. Countries used to be at war because they were no t allied bc they had no reason and war bred fear, fear bred hate and caused conflict and acts of injustice, along comes the child of prophecy changing the hearts of the people teaching them about unity and sharing burdens because of what he learned.-
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He apologizes to Sakura, which I don’t think hes apologizing only for what he did to her per se, as much as its like what he said ‘everything’ …trying to say he was never wrong is :/ trying to say she guilted him is :/ he himself apologized for the emotional pain she did not ask him too
He apologized to sakura bc he wanted to take back that bond..its funny how a lot of sns hate sakura when its sasuke who initiated the apology and made the ship canon its petty and has a blind double standard imo..you cant erase sakura, nor Kakashi..theyre all his bonds
Naruto doesn’t seem so depressed about them reuniting either, so where is the romantic context? 0. Null. Nada.
Or people who try to twist sasukes words here as ‘hes ignoring her’ when he literally stated himself she had 0 to do with his crimes and he needs to understand the world before jumping full turkey into a relationship when his entire life was viewed from a skewed perspective
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‘the forehead poke means distance and its negative’ mata condo da, next time maybe. Mata condo na, next time definitely. A promise for a better future after he is ready..he deserves some time after all he has been through, so? There we go.
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 The forehead poke had both a negative and a positive connotations, but it was still an act of affection from the person he loved the most and he does not look hateful doing that.look at that smile he is so cute
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Once again, the series goes full circle.
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The most important message of the series people miss
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I never said devaluate naruto and sasukes bond, I said realize sasuke is a character who bought the series together, who had many bonds of different kinds. If you look at the series with the point of perspective as a reader whos just reading instead of a fan of a particular aspect of it, you’ll see that despite it’s inconsistent parts sometimes, it’ll seem a whole lot more enjoyable.
Bye, this has been a PSA.
Oh and I think I saw on your blog you said sasukes arm isn’t cut in the flashback?
Theres literally a clear cut line of the cut
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#I mean he canonically reads it for the plot#which also screams aro!ace to me#all kakashi sexuality hcs are valid#except straight because lmao where
I have never read such beautiful words in my life. thank you for that XD
I just - I have MANY MANY ARO!ACE KAKASHI THOUGHTS!!!!!
it honestly seems the most 'canonically' plausible hc to me (though ofc shipping never has to be about canonic plausibility, and that isn't a statement on the 'quality' of any particular hc! Just a personal opinion!)
Honestly, aro!ace kakashi in a lifelong qpr with aro!ace gai is just. Perfectionnnnnnn
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