Jamie announces Isaac is his best friend as a deflection, the next week walks into training to see Colin standing in front of his locker with a baseball bat.

Teen Wolf as Arthurian Characters

Isaac Lahey as Lancelot du Lac

something something season 1 jamie’s celebration being pointing at his back and shouting “me!” and stepping over an injured sam vs the season 3 jamies first time being called up for england he wears sam’s number

Yo this is super random I know so don’t feel pressured to answer or anything. But I used to be active in the homestuck community and now I’m sort of getting back into it but I don’t really have any friends in the community anymore and tbh u seem cool so I wanted to ask if you have like a discord server or something? I know it’s stupid to do this anonymously but my tumblr is associated with homestuck content and I don’t want people to see that? Just if you were to post this Originally I wanted to msg you on Twitter but I somehow can’t

Jesus I seem like a creep I swear I’m not but yeah I’m rambling and now that I think about it I could have send you a private message but In my head that would be even creepier? Idk mb I swear I’m not weird

All chill man, haha. There’s no need to feel nervous I seriously don’t give a shit as a guy who is also a relentless rambler.

No I don’t have a server or anything (I’m a pretty small account (I think)) unless you count the one with like… 5 people on it who are all my close friends. I am on Borzoi’s DirkJake server but I’m only active quite sporadically.

I opened up my DMs on Twitter (didn’t realise they were closed. Whoops) if you are interested in hitting me up there for conversation about Homestuck or something. I warn you though I am 100% awful at DMs and everyone can attest to this.

jamie saying that isaac is his best friend is so fucking funny when we literally just got a whole episode last week about how colin and isaac are best friends. jamie considers isaac his best friend and isaac has no clue and absolutely does not feel the same way

my mom knows all of y'all's names

Also his best friend besides roy is sam, he didn't even lie right

YES EXACTLY

im not sure whats funnier. pre colin coming out to the team he just. doesn't hide his friendship with trent and everyones like aight weird friendship but sure trents cool ig?? or if like, they do keep it on the down-low but then once colin comes out hes like oh btw trents one of my best friends now. anyway. and they're all like hes wh--okay???

I love love LOVE Daneel because he is so emotionally dense. Something will happen to him and he’ll go “hmm. i am Feeling about this.” and then someone else (usually Lije or Gladia) will go “oh yeah? you’re feeling about this? you’re having feelings? you’re a feeling haver? you’re capable of reacting emotionally to emotional situations now are you?” and he’ll IMMEDIATELY backtrack and get all sad about this whole “well only by human definition can I call it feelings...I guess I’ll never know if it’s real...” pov. Like my brother in Sarton you were built to study human behavior and essentially be a psychologist what do you MEAN you don’t know if your emotions are real. You tell Baley both through actions and words that you would die for him every other page and spend centuries after his death in a depressed space limbo of your own creation. You tell Vasilia off just because you know you can. You hold both Baley and Giskard’s hands just because you decided you wanted to. “I do not know if I have the capacity for emotions”, he says, emotionally, three times a chapter, forever. God he’s so useless I want to put him in a blender

have you ever had that moment when you're looking at your best friend holding your heart in their hands and you don't want them to look at you and see it written all over your face because you know it won't be alright, but at the same time you need them to look at you. you need them to look because they're your best friend.

chronic Little Guy syndrome + chronic Manwhore syndrome + chronic Swag syndrome = ideal trio

my heart wells with affection any time i think about Colin <3 <3 <3 <3

hi <3 thinking about yout trawling my blog and adamantly ignoring the horrors but still wanting to be friends with me <3

jdhdjd im literally walking around like not touching that <3 not touching that <3 love you <3 not touching that <3

the dynamic of the two main little guys in this book is "ok im not sure what, exactly, is wrong but I'm 100% positive something is" / "oh, good. he's crazy."

At some point I will make a full list of Oscar Isaac movies and shows that I still have to/want to watch. Because going through the whole filmography of the actor you're currently fixated on is a perfectly normal thing to do.

I already watched Moon Knight, X-Men Apocalypse, the Star Wars ones, Sucker Punch, Ex Machina, Robin Hood, that one Law & Order episode, Triple Frontier (not all in that order) and most recently Mojave. I am 100% sure i forgot some here because my memory is really bad.

I already have some movies and shows picked out to watch in the future but if people want to drop suggestions or recs I am all here for that. I'm happy to do more liveblogging sessions in the future too.

Isaac explained his type to Maya with great details, as Maya asked him to do. Taut model-like physique, hairs on his legs curled up but his upper body smooth with not even a scar, with classic Anglo-Saxon feature that makes the guy can pass as some Victorian era young nobility. His eyes should reflect the depth of his thought and looked like an English pond in the summer, calming and clear. Soft-spoken, matched with his grace and gentle movement that won't ever indicate any sort of danger or threat to anyone that come across him. Isaac wanted his ideal man to be lefty, just because it's unique, and at last, he wanted his man to be fully devoted to him and him only. Maya listened intently while Isaac revealed all that as he's busy typing his work, not even taking a glance to Maya. But once a sultry, manly voice coming out from the bed behind him where Maya supposedly lounged around, Isaac instantly turned around and found himself surprised

"Maya???"

"Well....yes, but not really, as you can see,"

"H---how? W--why? What the fuck is happening here?"

"I enjoyed your company a bit too much. Like, I'm so tired dating these dudes trying to find my Mr. Right when I have an incredibly smart, kind and attentive best friend like you that beat most of those crusty men I dated. So I said, fuck it, I'll be your man,"

"Have you heard how insane that sounded like, and how is this situation totally not something you encountered everyday? Like.....for starter, how the fuck you--"

"It's actually simple. Turns out my family have this kind of power that skipped generations that reemerged with me right after that last eclipse. The said power bestowed us the capacity to change physical form of ourself and the people that we exchanged bodily fluids with. In other words, not only I can change myself, I can change you too since we fucked that one time when we were still sophomore,"

"That....is wild. And I don't want to be involved in any of this. Please just change back, okay?"

"Oh cmon, you literally are having a boner while talking to me now. You like this, you want me, and I definitely want you to be my man. I mean, just imagine how crazy the sex we can have now that I can mold you into any of your wildest dreams too,"

"Maya, no. You are not thinking clear. What the fuck is this desperation? I cannot be your man, and you cannot throw away your life just like that for me. I'll hate myself for that, it makes me feel selfish,"

"Desperation? This is me being kind to you. I cannot help but notice how you've been dating not a single person since we graduated uni. You are certainly lonely so this is me---"

"What is that insane gaslighting you are doing? Stop all of this madness and for fuck sake, change yourself back. It's so jarring looking at you like that. You will always be Maya for me, whatever form you take,"

"No,"

"Okay, whatever. If you want to continue being a nuisance, please sort yourself out. Just.....walk around the neighborhood and clear your mind or something,"

"No,"

"Maya--"

"No, don't call me that! I'm no Maya. Gosh, I hated to do this, but freeze,"

And just like that, Isaac froze in his place with no way of moving a single muscle whatsoever. Then, Maya grabbed Isaac's head and chanted some intelligible words before letting it go as Maya goes back to the bed while waiting for the spell to unleash its full work. Like a breaking ice, Isaac's frozen body started to be able to get back moving and pulsing. It started from the fingertips, that gets thicker and hairier as his finger and both of his hand turned calloused from heavy workout while his feet stretched his wool socks and enlarged to a decent size 13. As blood started flowing once more, the veins in his arm thickened while his legs bursted with muscle and blond hair in an otherwise lanky former runner legs. This built his physique is turning into clearly doesn't belong to a runner. As the pumped blood causing the arm to swole closer to 19 inches, it also affected the shoulder that becomes rounder and sturdier. The long sleeve he worn earlier of course already tattered to pieces while his pants already ripped due to his now incredibly muscular thighs. As the change spread across his neck and torso from the top, his lower body parts perfected itself into a sick v-taper that leads to a snaking 7 inches perfection stuffed into a tight white briefs that left nothing to the imagination. His tiny waist contrasted heavily with his massive back and shoulder, showcasing an insane dedication to his craft which is clearly bodybuilding. When the whole body parts below his neck completed its transformation, he's now a towering 6'6" muscle beast, clearly looking down on most people including the rendered-in-awe Maya. Is this Isaac's deepest desire? Turning into a massive bodybuilder? The power she used on him is to unearth his deepest desire, so having a boulder cannon for a shoulder is clearly part of his deepest desire then? How is his final look going to be? Babyfaced brutal beast? Matured daddy? All will be revealed in the next couple seconds as the transformation move upward

His jaw hardened but his face turned into more square-like, with dirty blonde facial hair framed the angular jawline. From the way his face remained clear and not much visible wrinkle formed, this is definitely a young guy, probably the same age like Isaac's current age, but he can be wrong though. As the lips turned into a smirk, Maya knows that the change is almost complete and that smirk indicated that he enjoys what he sees so far. As Isaac eventually able to move, he's practically no longer Isaac, but an entirely different person altogether. Maya ensured that this new version of Isaac, Maya named him Rod, would be falling head over heels for Maya's new look

"Theo," Rod said in his gruffy voice

Well, that's a good name....

"Why are you not spreading your ass in bed already? You know I have to get back to work later at 1, time is tight so I need to breed inside you ASAP before having my lunch and then get back to work,"

Maya is in shock......Isaac's deepest desire is to be an assertive alpha or something? And it dawned upon Maya, or Theo now, that he cannot acted like brats or said no to Theo's order. Is this part of his desire too????

"You are always one hell of an obedient boy, that's why you're my favorite cum dump. Now say aaaaaa-----