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angel-of-the-moons · 3 months

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I'm back again since it's been about a month since I last requested. I hope you don't mind me asking another story. So I was thinking of another Hobie one. There is honestly not enough stories about him and I love the way you write him. I was thinking of a more fluff type thing or possibly head cannons. You decide. Regardless about living with Hobie or just spending some downtime with him. Just a chill little thing I wanted to put out there. Thank you. I love your works and appreciate you 😘

Ilysm!!! I am sorry these asks have been rotting in my inbox! I'm finally working on them!!!

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Hobie Brown x Reader

TW/CW: Marijuana usage

Hobie is obviously aged-up in this

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• When Hobie isn't rocking out with his band at pubs, or fighting the regime™ or working to save the multiverse with the Old Man, he's at home with you.

• He often slips into the window because he refuses to use the front door like a normal person (even if you live on the fifth floor)

• Hobie would find you wherever you were, on the couch, in the kitchen, in bed or in the bathroom; and would immediately wrap his lanky arms around you and breathe deep and relax every muscle in his body

• "Where've you been?" You tease, easing his spiked vest off his stiffened shoulders.

• "Dealin' with the Old Man and his nonstop bitchin'." Hobie said, clicking his tongue, leaning over to rest his chin on the top of your head, holding you against him once more as you carefully ease the rest of his punk paraphernalia off of his person.

• You lead him to the bed, and pull him down on top of you, using your remote to turn on the sound system, playing some of his favorite music tracks on a low volume for background noise

• "You're a goddamn angel, y'know that, luv?" Hobie sighed, closing his eyes as he listens to the soft patter of your heartbeat

• "Mmh, I try." You chuckle, your fingers idly fluffing his wicks and toying with them as you feel his breathing even out

• And in no time, he's out like a light, sprawled out over you like a lanky starfish

• Forget moving this man, despite his thin physique he somehow finds the magic in him to weigh as much as his old, beat-up van

• You're stuck in bed, so the only thing left to do is give in and join him for a nap

• When you two wake up, you work on your usual routine.

• Hobie helps cook, making homemade chips while you batter and bake some fresh chicken

• Once your lunch/dinner is finished, you both cuddle on the sofa and watch some shitty movie on your telly

• He 100% has gutter humor, as well as a perverted sense of one

• Is also very big into physical humor. I'm talking shoving tissues into his nose and pretending to be a walrus kind of physical humor. Whatever it takes to hear you laugh

• Totally plays his guitar for you, singing punk versions of almost any kind of song (except American country. That shite is a travesty upon the music industry!)

• Will often split his pot with you, either rolling joints or using a bong, he'll always offer you a hit if you need or want it

• If you can't handle it, he'll FaceTime you while he smokes on the roof. That way, you're still together and he isn't negatively affecting your health/personal preferences with his smoking

• If you're sick, Hobie will full on hit the breaks to whatever he's doing to take care of you (provided it's a possibility that he can do that)

• This includes sending a selfie with a middle finger to Miguel telling him to not bug him til you're better

• 100% a master at making simple comfort foods when you're sick. Cheese toasties, chicken noodle soup, vegetable soup, even homemade ice cream. He does it all for you

• Runs you a nice hot bath with some eucalyptus and Epsom salts to help your sore muscles and clear sinuses

• If you're nauseous, he'll put peppermint oil in the water with you and run to the market for some ginger pop to ease your stomach, maybe some ginger root tea while he's at it

• Will also buy you some of your favorite digestives just to make sure you get something solid in your tummy

• Will totally fake threaten you about blabbing to anyone about his "secret soft side" and "ruining his image"

• Everyone already knows, he's just blind as hell and doesn't notice lmao

• This man is 100% loyal. If any gal/pal/guy flirts with him, he will flat out shoot em down

• "Nah, mate. I already got the best partner in crime a guy like me could ever ask for. Nobody c'n compare to that!"

• Always makes sure he never worries you (or at least tries to)

• If Hobie is sick or hurt, positions are reversed and you become his personal nurse

• Totally doesn't pretend to be sick sometimes just so you'll spoil him

• You know he's full of shit when he does though, but you just humor him because he's cute about it

• Yeah, you both put up with each other's shit, but you'd never have it any other way

• However... Hobie definitely knows when he's in trouble.

• "Hobart Brown!" You'd shout.

• Yeah, Hobie could easily feel his blood chill when you use his government name

#🌙 answered #hobie brown #hoboe brown x reader #hobie brown x you #hobie x reader #hobie x you #atsv hobie #hobie spiderverse #spider punk #spider punk x reader #spider punk x you

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onenicebugperday · 6 months

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Do you have any tips for telling apart hobo spiders and giant house spiders? I see both at my work, but I can't figure out how people tell them apart

"Giant house spider" includes two species, Eratigena atrica and Eratigena duellica. Hobo spiders are Eratigena agrestis. They're all in the same genus and look very similar, but they don't all have the same distribution, so location would be important. You may not even have both in your area, though there's lots of overlap. iNaturalist has good distribution maps that can be compared.

Sometimes it's not possible or would be very difficult to accurately tell them apart just from looking at them, especially because there's variation in coloration and markings between individuals even within the same species. I sometimes struggle with an exact ID in a location where two or all three of the species are found. Hobo spiders are a little big easier to single out from E. atrica and E. duellica because they tend to be more golden in color and their markings are just slightly different - more mottled, in general.

But functionally, there's no need to tell the difference. People used to think hobo spiders had medically significant venom, which would be a good reason to want to tell them apart, but we know now that that's not true.

Some reference photos to see how similar they are:

Eratigena duellica female, found primarily in the PNW and very western Europe, photo by hawnzd

Eratigena atrica female, found throughout Europe and occasionally in very eastern coastal Canada, photo by romanvrbicek

Eratigena agrestis (hobo spider) female, found primarily in the PNW and down through the rockies, around Toronto, and throughout Europe, photo by alexis_orion

#moth-queer #bugs #arachnids #spider #funnel weaver #agelenidae #giant house spider #Eratigena #hobo spider #the more you know #that was probably not very helpful but they are not easy to tell apart!

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fifiophobia · 1 month

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It’s weed day everyone! Take this little doodle of a blunt rotation ft some very questionable parental figures we all love as a token

#phoenixs hobo phase is what would happen if you put some (keyword some) responsibility into a fusion between sans and Peter b #THIS IS YOUR DAILY PSA #ALSO DONT DRINK ALCHOL AND GET HIGH LIKE PHOENIX HERE YOULL INCREASE YOUR RISK OF GETTING ALCHOL POSIONING BY MIXING THE TWO #moral of the story is don’t be like these boneheads #ace attorney #sans undertale #undertale #sans #Peter b Parker #beanix #phoenix wright #tw drugs #into the spider verse #itsv #across the spiderverse #doodle #shitpost #digital art

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emichevy · 8 months

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Quick experimental Noir doodle as a warm up while I work on bigger things. :3

#spiderman noir #spider noir #my art #into the spider verse #spider man: across the spider verse #my wife #art #meow #pookie #zesty ass man #he’s so Ethel Cain coded #he looks like a mix between a mob boss #and a hobo #is that good or bad #also holy shit he looks so old #my poor baby #someone get him some green tea

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vvitchinthewoods · 1 year

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there is absolutely a D&D club in the Spider Society and you cannot convince me otherwise

#atsv #across the spiderverse #spider man #hobie brown #miguel o'hara #miles morales #peter b parker #gwen stacy #uuuuh dunno what else to tag #oh #into the spider verse #who would DM #who would be the rules lawyer #and who would be the murder hobo #miguel would absolutely be a rules lawyer #probably multiple campaigns running at the same time #each with different groups of spider totems

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fantabulisticity · 7 months

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I FOUND A CHONKER TODAY and she was too cold to hang onto my hand properly 😅

#I LOVE HER SO MUCH #grass spider #hobo spider #spider #arachnid #bug #big spider #big bug #friend shaped #personal

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im-just-as-sane-as-you · 3 months

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the epitome of same person different font

#Jake Johnson the man that u r #I love me a hobo man child #they'd be besties #Imagine the conversations between them tho #jake johnson #peter b. parker #nick miller #new girl #into the spider verse #across the spiderverse #(p.s nick miller is my spirit animal)

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accidentally-drank-paintwater · 10 months

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Spidey doodles to keep the wolves fed

I did all of this without a reference lol so don’t judge me

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linkneol091 · 1 year

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Every time i say Peter B I want to write him as Peter Bi. So I started to call him PB. And then I remembered Adventure Time and died

#spider man #peter b parker #princess bubblegum #adventure time #across the spiderverse #into the spiderverse #Imagine Miles or MJ teasing him like hobo princess #shitpost

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the-atlas-sister · 10 months

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If other please let me know

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milimeters-morales · 1 year

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Peter B: why are you visiting more?

Miles: because i care about your baby more than i care about you

Peter B, handing him Mayday: fair

#miles: a baby!!! a baby!! and some weird hobo holding her wtf / peter b: don’t curse arounf her and support her neck better #miles morales #spiderman #spider man #mayday parker #peter b parker

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adventures-written · 7 months

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@halfxspider || Continued from here.

"Just one of these new juice things I got for Mayday. It definitely has a distinct flavor of chemical. No wonder she doesn't like them..." He was holding up a juice box of sorts. Some sort of off-brand orange flavor.

He offered it out to Miguel, "Wanna try?"

#muse;; janky old broke hobo spider-man (peter b. parker)#v;; a leap of faith (main; peter b. parker)#halfxspider

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onenicebugperday · 9 months

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@pissfaggot-enby submitted: found this feller cleaning their pedipalps :D I'd appreciate an ID for em, found in [removed] [remove location]

What a cute little man! Looks like a male hobo spider. They got a bad reputation for a while but it turns out their venom is not medically significant, so no worries about this lil friend!

#animals #bugs #spider #arachnids #submission #hobo spider #Eratigena #funnel weaver

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sitting-on-me-bum · 9 months

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Hobo spider

Even arachnologists have a hard time identifying hobo spiders, as there are many similar looking spiders and because there is great variation within the species itself.

(Image credit: CreativeNature_nl via Getty Images)

#creativenature_nl #via getty images #hobo spider #spider #insect #nature #animal

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irregodless · 1 month

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can anyone place what kinda spider this is

eastern united states

under read more because arachnophobia and i kinda mangled her :(

#i tried to kill her and the moutwash bottle didnt get her in one go #but enough for me to take a pic #arachnology #spider identification #unfortunately i think she was either a house spider or hobo spider i dont know #she was climbing a little bit on our wire stand in the bathroom #sorry little lady but i dont play with spiders as much as i dearly wish i could

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petricorecrafts · 11 months

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Peter B Parker from Into the Spider-verse. What a mood.

SHOP

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