#'...shut up and TAKE my MONEY PLEASE'
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In the year 2025, a YouTube video appears:
"Hullooo, Michael Sheen, here. David and I wanted to thank each and every fan who supported us, the show, and Neil throughout the last few years.
I'm no stranger to the inner workings of the internet and I know that some fans were just a little bit disappointed by the lack of a certain storyline in season 3. So... Dai and I have decided to produce this missing piece on our own, as a little treat.
Click the Patreon link in the comments below to be taken to this exclusive video content. All proceeds will go to LGBTQ+ Youth Centers.
Archive warnings apply: Crowley/Aziraphale, post S3, non-canon/canon divergent, explicit, plot what plot?, porn without plot, they're switches bitches.
Enjoy."
#incorrect good omens#good omens#aziraphale#crowley#david tennant#michael sheen#ineffable lovers#let me dream#shut up and take my money#ficlet#release the sheen#feral Sheen#Please Michael WE NEED YOU#gif omens#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#fanfics#vavoom#sorted#rpf
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i am begging on my hands and knees for jon matteson and bryce charles to sing a song together. since i first watched npmd, every single day without fail i have thought about their harmonies together in hatchet town (“if he gets me next i could be three” and “fits the bill, he fits the bill”) literally the sickest harmonies in the entire show, i turn into a little gremlin every time i hear them. their voices sound SO good together it actually makes me a little ill. my favourite song my favourite line my favourite harmonies, their voices blend perfectly and i am so desperate to hear them sing a duet to hear them singing together again pls pls please pls pls pls. pls.
#the ‘if he gets me next i could be three’ harmony is something else#nobody understand what that line does to me and the indescribable joy i am filled with each and every time i hear it#give me a song where they sing together doesnt even have to be a full duet ill take anything PLEASEEEE#and dont let me be the only one who feels like this i know some of u bitches get the same crazy chills i do on those lines#hatchet town best song and i will die on this hill#only a little bit insane about them like a normal amount i promise#bryce said this was her favourite harmony to sing in the whole show as well and i felt SO validated when i heard that#they are both such incredible performers and have such fantastic vocal abilities it just makes sense to pair them together#please#im asking soooo nicely bestie starkid pls pls pls pls#and they sound so good in every single version both live and studio absolutely unparalleled talent#also i think corey is also singing on the fits the bill line but my point still stands it sounds gorgeous#corey can join them too actually. bryce charles jon matteson duet with a corey dorris feature#i would drop silly amounts of money for it#ok i think im done i can shut up now#sooooo much brainrot from this musical#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#hatchetfield#bryce charles#jon matteson#starkid#tilda rambling
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RGG FINALLY MAKES THE SMARTEST BUSINESS DECISION OF THEIR LIVES
#snap chats#SHUT UUUUUPP FINALLY#me and every mother fucker like 'id KILL for a bunchan plush' and it only took like. 18 fucking years#WHOLE ASS ADULT#shitting and crying shitting and cying#i love how the second rgg started to acknowledge their audience they started producing plushes#like it feels like the days after that initial clip went out we been seein these bitches come out in the works and im a Big Fan#like you get it team..... im so proud of you.... please take my money im beggin....#i dont even know which one id want theyre all so cute and im too poor to get all of them#cause i know damn well im gonna have to talk to a contact in japan again to get one shipped to me#ts ok its a living...#anyway persoal tag ramble time get out#yesterday was asctually fine :) i went to the mall and decided to get my bro. A Bunch Of Shit as an apology#but then i texted my sister bout the sitch and grew up a bit so i went to dinner with the fam#then i talked to my sis after dinner and she said she was gonna help me Deal With Things so. good day i guess :)#ok thats all from me i wanna shower BYE
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your twenties are the fucking trenches dude i'm so tired
#like shut up and also shut up and hey shut up and stop taking all of my money please#my 30s need to be better or i'm gonna go apeshit insane#emily screams into the void
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Wow.
1. Better animation
2. Funny dialogue
3. Master Fu appearing to them both
4. Gabriel actually being taken as a serious villain
5. Adrien and Marinette FINALLY having some sort of chemistry without making them both look like jackasses.
Call me a fish because I'm finally fucking hooked.
#ml awakening#miraculous ladybug#ml awakening trailer#netflix#please let this movie being the new fucking canon#please i'm begging you goddamnit <3#i'll be like fry: shut up and take my money#Youtube
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Just gonna throw this out there
Hasbro, a company known for making toys including but not limited to action figures, owns Wizards of the Coast. Wizards of the Coasts owns the rights to Dungeons and Dragons and it's most popular campaign Forgotten Realms which is the world were Baldur's Gate 3 is set.
So you know maybe we could get some Baldur's Gate 3 action figures made please and thank you.
#bdg 3#baldur's gate 3#Hasbro#Literally shut up and take my money#Please I need merch#Maybe make a drizzt one as well while you are at it Hasbro
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It has been over a week since the Ahsoka finale premiered. The trailer dropped months ago. Christmas is only a few months away.
and we STILL don't have a realistic loth cat plushie 😤😤😤
#disney shut up and TAKE my money idk if it looks like the one from rebels or ahsoka i just have a VERY GREAT need for a GOOD loth cat plush#i want to HUG a LOTH CAT#ahsoka series#star wars rebels#star wars#loth cat#please#i'm even watching murley right now to prove that i am able to handle the responsibility of having a loth cat#and bc i love murley i would die for him
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Oh actually I think some of my resentment towards my friend stems from the fact she addresses me as “hey girl” like 1. not a girl 2. if I told you that I would immediately be in serious danger seeing as you’re radically christian and we live in south dakota.
#she just called me and I didn’t answer because can I have ONE fucking day where no one calls me ????#and she left a voice mail and I heard hey girl and I shut it off. bro I’m literally a guy how haven’t you picked up on this yet#I just don’t have the bandwidth to deal with her problems right now like I can’t listen to her complain abt work and her roommate for 2 hrs#I want to finish totk and I want to finish ss and I want to replay Diamond and I want to finish my French play through of pla#and I want to play geoguessr and meeblings and I want to finish cleaning my house and I want to start knitting socks#and this was supposed to be a fun easy summer and then I picked literally the worst job in the world.#and I’m dealing with my own fucking mental problems and I’m trying to not just run away like I so desperately crave#and actually whatever it is she needs can probably wait until I’m not suicidal and reliving March 30th 2021 over and over again#but like I’m fine whatever. I have like no food to eat because I put all my money towards saving for a sword and a tattoo#so now I have 30 dollars until Thursday when I’ll get roughly#120 bucks after they take out a huge obnoxious amount for federal taxes#sorry I’m fine. it’s just it’s Sunday and I’m about to go into a week of waking up early and I feel like I haven’t had a chance to breath#diary post#time to play a game and try to chill out please can I just chill out a little
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#I can’t believe that the shipping is so outrageous for international#one of my mutuals let me know that when you try to get my paintings some of them go up $50+ for just shipping#that’s fucking ridiculous#unfortunately I’m dirt broke right now so there’s nothing I can do#but I really really hope my shop takes off soon#and when it does and I get a little extra money#I’ll be able to cover some of the shipping so it’s not so crazy#but for now there’s nothing I can do#I thought about covering it now but I looked at my bank account#and I only have $20 for this week#soooooooo I’m sorry but I can’t right now#but my plan is to eventually cover some of it#I’ll let you know when I’m able to!#but uhm for now#my lovely US followers?#mostly all of my paintings have free shipping for you!#so pls pls pls check my Etsy shop out#and if you can’t buy anything PLEASE reblog so more people can see my shop 💖#shut up rosie
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i would pay money to filter out the images and items that are crossposted from other platforms.
#i would#please#shut up and take my money#blog#thoughts#thinking#so it goes#shit#yea#i'm a terrible person#not for that#but just in general
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#angy#listen. listen i hate it here so much#all the customers are stupid assholes and all my coworkers are horrible boomers#no one ever shuts up and they all think i'm stupid and something's wrong with me!#and they don't fucking respect me! and my time! fuck me ig!#does anyone at all want to give me money just for taking take of myself. please#it's all falling apart again please oh my god
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i detest the british council (itself and also) affiliated tefl courses for sooo many obvious reasons but like one (relatively inconsequential when compared with the imperialism built into every way they teach their teachers) thing i have is.
they taught us to 'be mindful of our students', right?
then gave us an english video to use with our students where a girl loses a close family member and spirals into depression because of it.
one of the other student teachers literally had to leave the room (well zoom call but she left the room on call) because it affected her.
whereas there was a text involving a mlm couple and the instructors were like oh no you can't show your students that. thInK oF tHe cOunTriEs thEy cOmE frOm.
their being mindful of their students literally just extended to censoring diversity in education and disguising it as... assuming that any non-anglophone country is homophobic.
#like 😶#i am telling u besties i did a month long course and 1 day into it i was like holy fuck i paid £1k+ to be used to reanimate british imp#imperialism#even if i DID go teach english as a foreign language i would barely use anything they taught me#i would never be able to take money for teaching it i think. not after that course#also (this is sooo petty but) one of the instructors bragged soo much every day about skipping breakfast and lunch#like shut up shut uppppp you are making my ed scream rn <3#british council#hope anyone working for them sees this . they are so fucked please quit <3
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Whenever I see people saying that Dazai's an asshole and doesn't care about anyone I laugh. Guess he did a good job of fooling you buddy.
#I mean it was an account which presumably liked Akutagawa#So I can TOTALLY see why this happened. I get it. Your fav was abused by this character and he's in general an asshole to a lot of people.#But also he isn't a complete monster and that's crucial to understanding his character.#I used to hate Mori and that made me make him ooc SO many times.#And I know it's not exactly the same but for your own sake : if you're biased towards a character please stop telling people they're wrong#about said character. Because your bias is probably preventing you from seeing Dazai in a caring light and that SHOWS.#“Dazai left chuuya behind in the woods” dude. Chuuya was his enemy. They were in war. He needed to take Q back.#Did people seriously think Dazai would be able to carry both a grown man and a kid on his back all the way to an extraction point?#And he literally took Chuuya back in stormbringer after the first time chuuya used corruption.#and he waited until chuuya woke up before leaving in dead apple and stayed beside him so that chuuya wouldn't be affected by the fog.#I think people overestimate Dazai's abilities sometimes. where tf was he supposed to take chuuya in dead apple?#there was still a battle going on.#There's nothing I hate more than dazai haters trying to make him look bad in every situation.#“oh he spent Kunikidas money that's asshole behav-” THEY'RE FRIENDS ASSHOLE!!!#If Kunikida wanted he could've kicked Dazai's ass to the sun and told him to never touch his wallet again.#he didn't. BECAUSE THEY'RE FRIENDSSSS (maybe something else too to the kndz shippers)#like shut up and leave ♡#also “this os MY post on MY blog” how do you feel about me uno reversing you sweetie <3#bungou stray dogs
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#i dunno if I gained too many followers recently to still use tumblr as my place to vent that nobody sees but we’ll try#if you read this pretend you didn’t#blah my depression has been sooo bad the last three days :) I have no idea why but I really just can’t keep up with life#I keep not doing my work and drawing but now I’ve slacked so much and even drawing doesn’t make me happy anymore?#and I just feel like I suck at my job I suck at school I’ve fallen too far behind to keep my apartment clean#my girlfriend is gonna move out soon and I’m gonna have no friends#Even my drawing and writing sucks like I try way too hard to be doing stuff all the time but I feel like I can’t be good at anything#I’m chronically online and I feel like I’m annoying everyone all the time like damn can’t I shut up?#it’s fun to hyperfixate but it sucks when it literally makes it impossible to do work or take care of myself#also I keep wasting money since I got my second job which I really shouldn’t do and have never had a problem with before#ugh life hard I hate being an adult#but also being a kid sucks too so is like ever any good?#okay rant done please don’t read this
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thinking about the first time toji gets to fuck you in your bedroom surrounded by stuffed animals. he knew you were a girly girl and he absolutely adored that about you, your always glossy lips, pink outfit and short skirts were what made him approach you at first. i’m
being older and making more money than you, toji had a better apartment, a spacious and nice located flat, so the first few encounters were always there until things started to get serious and he asked to go to your place tonight.
toji was far from surprised when you open the door and he was welcomed to a colourful living room and a sweet vanilla smell, he noticed a couple teddy bears by the couch and a few action figures next to the tv, but as soon as you started to make out on the couch you got up and took him by the hand to your bedroom.
“wow” he let it scape when he saw all your plushies, the big ones were in the floor, a bunch on the shelves and a few more in the nightstand, “sweetheart are you sure this is your room and not a 6 year old’s?” he teased and chuckled when you slapped his chest.
“i like them okay? most of it is from those claws machines so it’s not like i spent crazy money on it…”
“oh yeah? and you got all of those in the first try?” he poked your waist as you laid down in your bed.
“well…” no you didn’t “never mind, kiss me please” you pulled him by his shirt and he placed his knee on the bed before hovering you.
“i’m not gonna support this addiction of yours you know” he reached back and pulled his shirt off.
“shut up smoker” you giggled and proceeded to take your clothes off as well.
nights with toji usually escalated very quickly but that night he seemed more distracted and a bit uneasy. when he finally had you on your hands and knees his pace was not as fast as normal, in fact he seemed to be shifting a lot.
“toji? you okay?” you asked looking over your shoulder.
“we’re switching.”
“wha—“ before you could process he had already laid on his back and manhandled you onto his lap, “toji~” you whined.
“be a good girl and ride me” he slapped your ass as he helped you sit on his dick, and how could you deny when he bosses you around like that, “that way i don’t have to see those…” he murmured and slapped away some teddy bears in your nightstand. you stopped your movements and started to laugh.
“wait is that the reason?” you chuckled but one hard trust he gave you made you lose your balance and fall on his chest.
“there must be like a thousand eyes in this bedroom” he said looking around and massaging your waist to relieve his own tension.
“oh come on old man” you teased biting his lobe, “those thousand eyes watch me touch myself every time i think about you and you’re not around” that seemed to be enough to bring the big man back to his usual self. toji placed both his feet on the mattress and proceeded to fuck into you as you got up from chest to find a better position holding onto his flexed knees.
“and who gave you the right to touch my pussy huh?”
suddenly the stuffed animals were not a problem anymore.
#not proofread since it’s midnight and i just wanted to dump this here before my beauty sleep bye#toji x reader#toji smut#toji x you
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