Hi!! my names Phrog/Lexie and I like to selfship a lil bit. I only have romantic f/o's atm. I'm fine with sharing my f/o's but I understand some people are uncomfy with sharing so if you wanna block a specific f/o tag or block me altogether I won't take it to heart /gen!
💞 Primary f/o's atm: [Personal opinion I don't think any of the Don't Hug me I'm Scared characters are created with ages in mind and I'm not a pr*ship/c*mshipper because ew] Red Guy, Yellow Guy and Duck from DHMIS [whose tags are 🍝👄, 🎨🌻, and 🦆📋 respectively, and their group tag is🚦🏠]
Secondary f/o: Kryten from Red Dwarf [whose tag is 🤖🌠]
Tertiary f/o's: Sally Starlet and Howdy Pillar From Welcome Home! [unlike the trio I don't ship with them at the same time but with my own separate little au's for each one. Their tags are 💫🌞 and🐛🍎respectively]
Quaternary f/o's: Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas [I guess I just have A Thing for women called Sally lol. Her tag is 🧵🍂] and Mr Voice/Margo from Little Misfortune [who's tag is 🎈🦌] [again ofc these characters are not affiliated with each other I just grouped then together for this list]
!!MINORS DNI!! This is a 18+ blog and i will block you if i see you in my notifications
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Hello i’m Onyx, a transmasc dom with a severe love for sweet little angels who were made to be broken and anything gothic. I started this blog finally just to post what I think on the daily.
I’m 23, single, been on T for 2 years and counting with top surgery in the works. I’m mixed, 5’10, and my pronouns are he/him nothing else.
i’m pansexual and open to poly but mostly monogamous.
This is a strictly 18+ blog i post/reblog a lot of stuff that aren’t for minors of any kind. If I see that you’re following me you’ll be blocked.
I have a lot of hard kinks that I talk about, please make sure you look before you follow.
Hard kinks: Bdsm/petplay, dacryphilia, breeding (not pregnancy), gun/knifeplay, watersports, degradation, free use, CNC, somno, drugging, kidnapping, r4p3 play, impact play, some blood play, and bimboification.
Hard limits: vomit, scat, gore, detrans, be*sti*lity, incest, race/age play, anything following that.
Yes my dms are open but i’m not just gonna take control over you, talk to me I’m nice sometimes ♡︎
DNI: minors, terfs, ed/sh blogs, bigots, etc. Cis men you’re on thin ice.
Taken anons: 🌸/🦇/🍄/🎃/🫀/🫧/🌟/🐊/🦠/🐛/🦝/👾/💗/🦈/🪽/🪐/🌸🐇/🧸/😇/🍣/🍃/🕯️/🐶/🐕🤍/🫶🏽/⚡️/🐻/🐍/🍭/🥀/🧿/👑/🍒/🎶/🦦/🦊/⚰️/❄️/🫡/🦴/🐾/🐈⬛/🦷/♊️/🍷/🪼/🫐/✝️/🌀/🎸/🌹/🫠/ 🐄/🔗/📎/🐹/🫂/📼/🌱/🦖/💘/🧚♀️/🧁/🔪/🎀/🩵/🐿️/🍩/🐱/🐺/🌻/🐑/🐩/🖋️/🍰/🪬/🪻/💌/🦆/🍇/🏵️/🩻/🕸️/☣️/☀️🪽/🔮/😵💫/🦋/🪷/✨/💠/🌙/🪄/💜/☁️/🚬/🤞/🩷💌/🐢/🦌/🐀/⚠️🐾/🌷💋/🧷
my fics are almost all nsfw and dark (aka: noncon, please read my tags). i tag my dark stuff with #dark fic if you want to block!
i cannot emphasize enough that almost every post of mine includes either non consensual sex or dubious/coerced consent. if that’s not your cup of tea, block and move on! thanks!
you're always welcome to send me asks, but i don't take requests <3
my general writing tag is #bo writes, you can see my asks under #asks and answers, and what i won’t write is here
So are alastor, Luci and reader in a weird polyamorus relationship now
I wouldn't call it weird, personally. I think they're all in this together now, helping each other fulfill wants and needs!
As I get older I’m learning how silly the restraints we put on ourselves and our relationships are, whittling them down or puffing them up to fit premade boxes we didn’t ask to exist in. Affection and love and sex (and their absence) can exist in relationships without needing a spoken contract unless it’s what you’re after! And our little trio is enjoying just existing in a situation where they are wanted and appreciated. 🦌🦆🐈⬛
referencing:
⟢Lucifer x Reader x Alastor - The Safeword is RadioApple smut💦
Alastor would give you anything, all you had to do was ask. When you asked for Lucifer, he delivered. But after seeing just how much you enjoyed Alastor’s rough handling, Lucifer takes a turn and gets a little lost in the pleasure.
Part 1 ꒰აMaleReader✧FemaleReader໒꒱
Part 2 ꒰აFemaleReader໒꒱
Part 3 ꒰აAlastorxLucifer໒꒱
tidbit (cute, not smut)
Part 4 ꒰აFemaleReader໒꒱✨NEW✨
₊⊹⁀➴ Lucifer wins⟡Alastor Wins
Asthma is a distinguished gentleman(not really he's a cannibal) and I wanna see Asthma In a top hat- and a mustash.
Or funny enough him in w bowling ally- not like a Bowling ball but I mean those pin things you knock over I want Asthma in it
Facial Hair Headcanons
Hazbin Men x GN! Reader
TW:None??
A/N: LISTEN I KNOW YOU JUST SAID ALASTOR BUT NOW YOU’VE GOT ME THINKING AND THATS DANGEROUS. Also it’s giving gender envy so let me have this as I can’t have facial hair rn. Also Alastor’s could be seen as platonic or romantic. Platonic with Angel Dust
-🦌Alastor🦌-
-🦌 Now I really don’t see him having a lot of facial hair, he either cuts it all off or on the off chance he does leave it to grow out, he’s gonna have a handlebar mustache with stubble around or just the mustache itself.
-🦌 If he catches you staring at it he’s either gonna disappear to shave it off or puff his chest out with pride. Please tell him if you like it, your opinion is the only opinion that matters to him (besides his own but that goes unsaid)
-🦌 He won’t let anything else grow out as in 1920’s to 1930’s small mustaches were the thing back then. Either the handlebar mustache or the English mustache.
-🦌 His facial hair is going to be a black/darkish brown as his hair. He pairs it with a good suit and god be damned he’s got everyone taking a second glance at him.
-🦌 The stubble or 5 o’clock shadow makes him more iffy, he likes it but he also likes everything about him to be cleaned up nicely. To him it looks gross and he will definitely shave that off, unless you say something to him. Then he might keep it just to annoy you with it.
-🦌 I’m talking about like, rubbing his cheek to your cheek to make you feel the hairs and it always make you laugh. He tries and fails on annoying you but he always wins cause he gets to see you smile and hear you laugh.
-🦆Lucifer 🦆-
-🦆 I know canonically he doesn’t have facial hair but let me dream damn it.
-🦆 To me Lucifer either has a full on beard to no beard at all. There is a small inbetween, which is a goatee. He will be hellbent on having a goatee if he’s not wanting to have a full beard.
-🦆 This man has a rigorous routine of beard upkeep. He’s not playing when it comes to himself. He may have depression but to him self care is very important and it’s okay to have bad days and ask for help.
-🦆 For his full beard? It’s either a Ducktail beard or a Hollywoodian style beard. He loves to run his fingers through it and feel all powerful (despite him being the Literal king of hell).
-🦆 Another man who asks your opinion on if he should keep the beard or go to his normal goatee or no beard at all, he’s not picky.
-🦆 You compliment him or say something about his beard (could be sexual or not) his cheeks go bright red and he gets super flustered but his chest puffs out proudly.
-🦆 Like the rest of his hair, it’s blonde but there is a more noticeable white streak if he has the beard. Don’t point it out please, he gets upset. He’s not old, he’s in his prime. (GOD IM SWOONING A WELL GROOMED BEARD GETS ME-)
-🎰 Husk 🎰-
-🎰 Husk our favorite bartender and our grumpy loveable cat. Before anyone can say anything, hush. I know he’s all fur and a cat but let me have this okay?
-🎰He’s grumpy and I’ll be honest, he just looks like a guy that let’s his facial hair grow out all the time.
-🎰 I do see him having the Balbo facial hairstyle or the imperial mustache. The only way you can differentiate it is by the longer fur on his snout and chin.
-🎰 Once again, it’s mainly white with some black hair in it to deal with the pattern of his fur. Once again, the only beard care he does is trimming and brushing it at best.
-🎰 He loves kissing you as it’s only other ways you can tell if he’s growing his facial hair out, the little hairs just brushing against your chin and lips. But he saves that for private moments.
-🕷️Angel Dust 🩷-
-🕷️ Now this one will be short but I don’t see Angel really like having a lot of facial hair. THE SAME THING WITH HUSK I KNOW HE IS FUR BUT PLEASE LET ME HAVE THIS-
-🩷 He will only allow stubble and only for a little bit before he shaves it off completely. So get used to it.
-🕷️ Baby boy can’t have any due to his line of work and also he doesn’t like how it feels.
-🩷It ruins his whole night time/facial routine and if he can’t shave that morning or night, he’s gonna be grumpy all day.
-🕷️ If he does let it grow out, it’s gonna be white but with specks of pink in there. It’s more prominent on his jawline and chin but if you look real close you can see more on his upper lip it’s just very hard to see.