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if you still have your 1k words of kissing satoru pls bestow it to me 🧎🏽♀️i’m grabbing him by the back of his blindfold and making out with him fr
pairing. high schooler!gojo satoru × gn!reader
content. fluff + one kiss, implied that reader is shorter than gojo, somewhat proofread (i hate everything) read slowly!!
sticky-note. IM CRYING the way u worded this ask made me want to write an entirely new thing of making out w gojo 😭 ty for sending this in leeee 🫶
it is no secret that gojo satoru looks like a good kisser.
he’s attentive; one large hand on the small of your back to hold you steady while the other rests on your hip, eyes on you to see if you’ll make the first move. to both his and your dismay, you don’t move a single inch.
“i can’t do it,” you finally say, exasperated, pulling away to quickly hide your face in your hands. you awkwardly twist away from his figure, unable to stand the way that you’re able to see his stupidly pretty eyes through his sunglasses. it infuriates you to no end. “i give up. this is too embarrassing.”
“that’s so mean of you to say,” gojo whines not unsimilar to a toddler, but there is only amusement in his tone as he lightly tugs on the waistband of your pants, trying to get you to turn back around. “shouldn’t you be honored to kiss the one and only gojo satoru?”
“shutupshutupshutup,” you chant, mostly to yourself than to the obnoxious boy behind you. you swat weakly at his hand while trying to ignore the demonic voices in your head.
it is no secret that you’ve liked your classmate for a long while now. as cute and funny (and hot) as gojo is, he is twice as annoying and unpleasant. you swear he makes it his daily goal to get your blood boiling every chance he gets. that is the sole reason why you don’t plan on professing your love anytime soon: due to the fact that shoko will forever be disappointed in you and will never let you live it down if she knew. you don’t even want to think about what utahime would ultimately think of you.
he continues to bug you, “c’mo-on...” you can practically hear him sporting his signature smug grin. “do you really wanna go back to jujutsu high like that and kiss suguru instead?”
at that, you spin around in an instant—a mortified look on your face that further urges you to stab an accusatory finger at his chest. “y-you’re a damn liar! there is no way that there is an actual curse who’s goddamn antidote requires you to kiss someone when you get hit.”
sneakily, he wraps a palm around your wrist but makes no move to push your hand away. “but you just got touched by that cursed spirit, right? doesn’t your skin feel all sticky and itchy, like i mentioned?”
as much as you hate to admit it, you know that he’s right. before the two of you had gotten into the fight in the first place, he warned you not to get hit and the symptoms you would have to face if you did. your skin does feel like you just took a swim in poison ivy, and your head feels dizzy with a sudden migraine that should not be there, since gojo had instantly caught you the moment you faced a hit from the cursed spirit.
“b-but it doesn’t make any sense,” you sputter out, a weak last-minute resort. you really do not want to kiss gojo satoru—at least, not because of a measly curse—and have to hear him blab about it later on to your friends. you rant on, “if such a technique exists, then why didn’t you just kill the thing right away? aren’t you the strongest? why am i even on this mission with you?”
“hey!” he feigns an offended gasp, “are you saying that you don’t like hanging out with me?” he groans and dramatically lays an arm on his forehead, reminding you of a mistress in distress. you stare blankly. “how cruel of you. and besides, just because i’m the strongest doesn’t mean i can kill a first-grade so quickly.”
you keep staring at him with a disapproving look, but he only looks back at you with a joyous glint in his eyes. “...you’re insufferable,” you finally huff out, your hand still in his. but the both of you can hear the undertone of surrounder in your voice.
you stand awkwardly still in front of him for a few solid seconds, narrowing your eyes as he returns your defeated glare with a sheepish smile. you can’t help but sigh to yourself—you’re going to have to prepare yourself for a mouthful from shoko when you both head back.
you let him pull you closer when he tugs at your hand, your other palm moving to rest on his chest to steady yourself. but even then, you don’t get to kiss him until he leans down from that freakishly tall height of his— gently meeting his lips with yours.
it isn’t a quick peck. in fact, it’s a sweet and slow kind of kiss that makes your heart skip a concerningly amount of beats. a free hand of satoru’s moves up to softly cup the back of your head to deepen the kiss. nothing about his movements show that he’s in a rush to get the whole ordeal over with—and as much as you would like to lie and say that you hate it, you can’t help but step forwards to reach him better too.
your mind is in so much of a daze that you don’t even realize that satoru turned his limitless infinity just for you.
when you finally step back into reality and—reluctantly—pull away, gojo is grinning brightly with his sunglasses tucked into his hair. you didn’t even notice that he pushed them up to make the kiss more comfortable for you. however, you do notice that your skin still very much feels uncomfortable on your body and your head is pounding (whether it be from the symptoms or the kiss, you don’t really wanna know).
“you’re so cute,” gojo chuckles unabashedly, laughing again when you avert your gaze with another huff and a warm face. you are more than used to his flirty remarks and his more-than-platonic habits, but somehow it feels more... genuine this time around.
“and gullible,” he suddenly adds, the out of blue comment making you turn back towards him with a raised eyebrow. you squeak out a sound of surprise when he unexpectedly, but gently, pushes your head downwards, his other hand now in your line of sight. you feel more confusion swirling in your head when you see him holding a small vial with some clear, greenish liquid inside of it.
“here’s the real antidote,” gojo casually cheers, and he does not have a single shame in the world. a whole minute seems to pass by until you connect the dots, and when you do, the first thing that pops up in your mind is the thought of absolute murder.
“are you serious?” you practically screech. “you made that whole kiss thing up?”
#i hate him (he deserves to be happy and have everything nice in the world)#gojo x reader#gojo fluff#gojo drabble#im gonna cry#gege when i find you#🤬
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he thinks i’m dumb and i don’t see the number 18 on the car he thinks i’m dumb and i don’t know about strollonso
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THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEE UGHH 😭💔 IM LITERALLY SO EMO WHY CANT HE BE MINE?! 😪😪
#tokio hotel#tom kaulitz#emo#sad thoughts#why cant i be happy#why cant i just be happy#😪😪😪#my heart 💔💔💔#my heart#i loved her#🤬#😔💔
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#lookism#goo kim#gungoo#gun park#googun#park jonggun#lookism fanart#gun x goo#we r ignoring how ugly goos face looks.#ok.#🤬#i haethismg#WHY DOES GUN LOOKS SO HANDSOEM WHILE GOO LOOKS??? EW#its supposed to be the opposite..#sigh#artist on tumblr#art
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Once again I’m thinking about the bs reasons they gave for cancelling OFMD. First they tried the whole tHe NuMbErS weren’t there. That got quickly debunked as patently false. All the numbers available were stellar. So the numbers they were talking about must be imaginary numbers. Some kind of math only execs can see. Then they tried the whole “We didn’t know how to market it because of the shock of violence” and the internet once again exploded. It was like they went from a bad excuse to one that was so dumb it was fucking insulting. Here’s the list of shows and movies on HBO that are more violent than OFMD.
#our flag means death#mini rant#this is bullshit#fuck zaslav#😤#ofmd my beloved#they deserved better#we deserve better#ofmd#the crew of the revenge#stede bonnet#edward teach#🤬#but the nUmBeRs#oh no the shock of violence
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#please write souvenir from Amsterdam on every F16 we give to Ukraine#I want to say some more but that would possibly get me suspended for encouraging violence#🤬#russia#tbh I am not even surprised#russians are ghouls after all
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Been waiting for 40 minutes at the immigration line in the US. I’m maybe about 1/5 through the line, probably not even. They have three booths open. My connecting flight isn’t until two hours from now, but at this rate, they’re going to make me miss it.
#😡#🤬#no words#this has been a 🤬-ing mess post pandemic at ALL US airports I’ve entered through#it is insane
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very disappointed that Shadow and Bone was cancelled, but no surprise 🤦🏻♀️ what the hell Netflix
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Um. So there’s a fucking Nazi coffee company in Indiana.
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Instagram permanently disabled my Marilyn account!!!
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I’m suddenly not following the community guidelines after all these years…?
Ugh! So sad and completely pissed off! I had 69K followers! 😩😩
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HES 15 SECONDS AHEAD OF ALONSO IN P6 WHY???
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The audacity of some people. I CLEARLY state on my blog that fem aligned people (she/her, she/they) are NOT allowed to interact with my blog! The amount of people I get a day liking and following is getting ridiculous. Just please respect my simple request for God's sake!
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it’s so evil when i’m nice and comfy in bed then i gotta pee
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You know what keeps me up at night? What did Bucky say to those girls when talking up Steve before the fair? What does "only the good stuff" MEAN, Bucky????
Steve @ Bucky like:
'Oh yeah my friend Steve, Steve Rogers, super popular, totally doesn't get in fights ever, absolutely no chance he'll turn up to the date with bloody knuckles and alley-juice on his pants, he never ruins nights out by wandering off on his own to go get attacked by drunken louts, he's actually a natural blonde (no offense), and he cares sooo much about women and having one in his life, definitely, he's a great listener, almost no hearing problems hardly, built like a horse jockey totally regular height for a man, honest you're gunna love him.'
And Beardette turning to her bestie her gal pal Beardalina like
'I dunno bro something seems off here.'
#toAyourQ#dat's me#hey nonny#release the cracken#beardette and beardalina: historians will say they were Good Friends#catfa#catfa meta#mcu meta#meta#stucky#steve meta#bucky meta#stucky meta#steve rogers#bucky barnes#but also made myself sad cuz I just realised the scriptwriters only had bucky give that vague ass answer...#cuz THEY DON'T THINK THERE'S ANY GOOD STUFF TO TELL#🤬#historically accurate stucky tag
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