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riding matty while he has blood on his face and has the patrick bateman costume on 😍
matrick bateman, i love you.
he barely had a second to catch his breath after running off stage before his lips were trapped by your own in a bruising kiss; equally as breathless and ten-fold more rewarding than what he had just done in front of twenty-thousand people.
"you gonna let me clean up?" he's grinning against your lips, teeth catching your bottom lip as if to punctuate his request. all it did was spur you on; a broken sigh reverberated between the two of you.
that's all the answer he needed.
ten minutes later and you've got him right where you wanted him the whole night. it wasn't without much difficulty; came with the task of having to painfully maneuver through conversations and take pictures of your friends backstage. but you both made it through; alive though baited and restless.
he's flat on his back, suspenders pushed down, shirt unbuttoned, and suit pants shimmied down just enough so you could gain access. the blood smears on his face have translated onto your own. the red smudges shared between the both of you were primal, animalistic in nature. he drags a red-stained hand down the front of your blouse, the sticky substance tainting the once pristine white fabric. he's pushing your leather skirt up past the curvature of your ass, hands firmly grasping at the flesh once its exposed. there's sure to be a red print there that you'll have to bicker with him over later on. but that's later. this is now.
you want him now.
"what's gotten into you, darling? hm?" his lips are hot on your neck, sucking and biting and teasing at the tender skin whilst you reach down to free his cock from the restraints of his boxers.
"hopefully you," you grin, though he doesn't see it; too busy marking up your neck. a puffed chuckle is the only thing you hear and its enough to make your cheeks flush.
"so go on then, take what's yours," he hums, "be a good girl for me."
he's pushing the flimsy material that's keeping you from him to the side. its soddened, uncomfortably so since he left you aching for him for almost two hours.
"s'unfinished business, hm?" he's taunting you, thumb already seeking purchase on your swollen clit.
a gasp from your lips erodes the air as you sink down onto his cock, bottoming out as you had done so many times before. he wishes he was sorry for having you wait, but he's reaping the reward of an unabashed and needy, wanton you.
"all your fault," you whine as you lift yourself up only to let your hips collide down onto his again, "made me wait. ruined a good thong."
he smirks, lips curling around a comment that gets lost in a moan you pull from him. it spurs you on, nails digging into his chest as his hips spear up to meet your own. the sound of skin slapping permeates the thickened haze, and you're sure his phone is strewn among the mess of his dressing room- no doubt vibrating with calls and texts from your friends wondering what the hell is taking so long.
his plush lips curl around your ear, "if that's so, then why don't you go on and ruin me instead?"
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The slutty thoughts I have to add to the table involve hard dom Matty and orgasm denial and edging 😇
GIRLLL-
he pulls his fingers out of her and she whines at the loss of contact. her hips writhe against the bed and he tuts before slapping the inside of her thigh harshly.
“quit the whining brat, you know what you did and you know that you don’t deserve to cum.”
he placed his fingers back on her clit and rubbed in tight circles, desperate to get her on the edge of bliss again.
she gasped and wriggled about on the sheets, whether she was trying to run away from the pleasure or get more of it she wasn’t sure, but she begged all the same, “p-please sir, i’m so close i-!”
he rips his fingers away from her clit and a harsh sob rips it’s way out from her throat, streams of tears flowing down her cheeks.
he sat back on his knees and watched her; eyes watery, cheeks red, swollen kiss-bitten lips and her heaving chest. his eyes were fixed on her cunt, all puffy and red, swollen from his abuse for the last however long.
she blinked her eyes open and weakly muttered out “matty please-.”
she was cut off when his hand reached out and wrapped around her throat, cutting off her airway.
“stupid girl, i was gonna take pity on you but seeing as you can’t remember a simple rule you’ll have to wait.”
she whimpered and shook her head slightly, blinking up at him with doe eyes. “i’m sorry sir i-i didn’t mean it.”
he pouted down at her mockingly and cocked his head to the side. “oh you didn’t mean it did you?”
her hazy head was too gone to decipher the underlying tone to his words and shook her head, pouting.
he moved his hands to her cheeks and squished them together, making her lips pout. “that’s too bad sweetheart, you knew the rules before we started, i thought you knew better.”
he shook his head and moved back down her body, harshly pinching her nipples. “now you’re going to lay there and take whatever i give you and you’re gonna fucking thank me. understand?”
she nods weakly and stifles a sob. “i understand sir.”
he smirked at her and plunged his fingers back into her entrance with no warning.
“god such a little fucking slut, and all for me hm? my perfect little slut.”
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" We have got to stop meeting like this, my Iris ~ "
Welcome to the official page for the passion project Toxic Love. A story where you become the main interest of a botanist that knows a little too much about you and poisonous plants. Will you be swept off your feet voluntarily, or would you need some... convincing?
WARNING : THIS PAGE WILL CONTAIN CONTENT DEEMED NOT SUITABLE FOR MINORS. You WILL be blocked if your profile is blank, you don't have an age/year somewhere on your profile, or you don't dm me. Fani does not care and will not be with you if you're under 18.
That being said, this page will contain themes like:
Manipulation
Stalking
Obsessive behavior
Sexual content
Disturbing imagery
Implied violence
More will be added as time goes on, but if any of these are triggering for you, please leave. /nm
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- I will try to answer as many as I can, but I refuse to answer ones that contain : explicit gore, n0nc0n, watersports, etc.
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just checked applications for the network and 🥺
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hii welcome to my blog! I'm a full time shite talker and part time fanfic writer so here's a list of all the fics I've written, enjoy <3
requests open! I mostly write for matty healy and ross macdonald (but george has had a cameo or two) feel free to send ideas in my asks/dms but don't be mean to me if they get lost in the temple of my drafts xoxo
smut = ❣️ fluff = 💭
matty healy
crime and punishment ❣️
you've been winding up your boyfriend all night, and he shows you how much he needs you when you get home...
moonlit fantasy ❣️
you and matty are on a picnic date to celebrate your anniversary as a couple, but you end up fuelling each others fantasies in a public park...
gingerbread house 💭
you tell matty you're pregnant while making a gingerbread house, flash forward to two years later spending christmas with your baby together <3
snowed in ❣️(matty x george daniel x reader)
you and your boyfriend george let matty stay over when you're snowed in, and a revelation from you during a game of truth or dare leads to the three of you living out one of your fantasies...
• boss!matty au
you get me closer to god (part one) ❣️
you get me closer to god (part two) coming soon
ross macdonald
scary movies (promptober '23) 💭
your boyfriend ross surprises you with a movie night to celebrate the start of the halloween season
settle down ❣️
you and ross are staying with your family for the weekend, but you find it hard to keep quiet in your childhood bedroom...
snap out of it ❣️
you're feeling stressed and overwhelmed, and ross knows exactly what to do to make it better...
pierced ❣️
you decide to surprise your boyfriend with Certain piercings after he's been touring for a while, and he's definitely impressed...
blurb masterlist ❣️
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being funny in a foreign language!
CHAPTER ONE. PART OF THE BAND.
WORD COUNT: 1027
official first part linked here . . . masterlist HERE!
WARNINGS: none!
NOTES: i really love how guinevere is coming along! (i’m hoping she becomes more relatable as i keep writing)
you can also keep up w/ this on my ao3 💭
Have you ever felt like you were living in a movie scene? Tonight was one of those nights, my speakers blasting a random playlist as I rummaged through my cabinets for various spices. I hadn’t been home in a while, almost basking in my kitchen lights as if I were God himself. I knew that once things had settled, I’d be back to partying and drowning my sorrows in cheap wine, but for a second, the waters calmed.
I had been living life from the sidelines.
I observed as things went down, but refused to get involved or experience them. It was saddening. Any ordinary person would be resentful about it. To me, it was a form of security. I hadn’t realized how badly I had cut myself off from those who cared about me. It never hit me, not until the deed had already been done.
Carefully, I turn my kitchen sink on and pull a pan out from the bottom cupboard. Before I can fill the pan, the front door of my apartment creaks open.
I don’t jump. I barely even react. Instead, I slowly turn around, staring as my best friend stands in the doorway.
“I didn’t know you liked Frank Ocean,” he says, stepping into my apartment. I hadn’t expected his company, looking at the key that he held in his hand.
‘Pink + White’ played on the speaker. The bass echoed through the room.
I put the pan that I held so intently down for a moment, glaring as I stood in my kitchen. “I should’ve never given you that key, Ross,” I replied. “You could’ve given me a scare!”
Ross shut the door behind him. His unplanned visit felt bittersweet. I could tell by watching his expression change he had something to say to me. He sat down in my living room, his eyes not once leaving my silhouette. “It’s been a while since I’ve just…shown up, yeah?” He chuckled. “Your apartment hasn’t changed, either.”
“What’s this all about?” I’m confused. “We don’t walk in like this anymore, Ross. We’ve grown.”
Just like that, he stops chuckling to himself. “Where have you been, Guinevere?”
“What do you mean? I’ve been home,” I mumble. “I’ve been working.”
Ross shakes his head. “No, Guinevere. Where have you been?”
There’s an uncomfortable silence that lingers whenever we stop speaking. I loathe it. It feels unnatural. I sigh, leaning into my kitchen island. “I’m sorry.”
“You haven’t cut contact like this before.” Ross rubs his forehead, resting his head in his hands. “I thought you were getting better, Guin. What happened?”
I part my lips, shrugging. “Nothing specifically happened. I got overwhelmed once things got better. It’s much easier to run than to face things, you know?”
I walk over to him, sitting next to him on my couch. He nods, listening to me. He’s always been such a great listener, even when he’s busy, even when he’s not in London. “I know.”
He looks over to my camera equipment, studying the bags and lenses. “Have you taken any photos recently?”
“I had a gig a few days ago,” I reply.
“No, no. Not for other people, for you.” He rephrases.
I shrug. “What’s it matter?”
My question begins to prove his point. Once I realize it, I cover my mouth and let him lead the conversation. “Listen, I have a proposition. Don’t decline it just yet, okay?”
“Well, now I’m quite confused,” I nervously laugh. “What are you proposing?”
“My band is going on tour,” he smiles. “Matty’s been looking for a photographer, so I told him you’d be willing to snap a few flicks!”
I gawk at him, my expression a mix of anger and excitement. “You didn’t ask me beforehand? Ross, I’ve got a job! I can’t just not be in London for months at a time.”
He shushes me, turning around in his seat. “Think about it, Guin! We’ll pay. Matty may be a stubborn guy, but he’s not a monster. You’ll be just fine. I think it could help. You need some time away from home.”
“Ross, I don’t know. You’re asking a whole lot of me,” I say. I push a few strands of hair out of my face, trying my best to think this over. “I’m not that close with your bandmates, either.”
“They don’t bite, Guinevere,” he states.
“I’m not sure about that. Have you seen that one photo of Matty?” I giggle.
Ross rolls his eyes. “They’re nice people! You’d like Adam. He reminds me of you..”
I blink. “Is that a good or bad thing?”
“Good,” Ross replies. “He’s sweet.”
He talks about his band for a few additional minutes, sharing details about George, Matty, and Adam. It helps me understand them more, though I’m sure he’s telling me so I’m more inclined to say yes to his proposal.
I listen, adjusting my posture as we talk.
“I don’t want to force you, Guin. I care about you. You shouldn’t have to shelter away when things feel good. You should embrace it.” Ross reassures me.
I smile, squeezing his hand. “You’re a good friend.”
“So, will you tag along? We’d love to have you.” He asks me once more, his eyes wide.
I feel as if I can’t say no.
I take a breath, leaning back into the couch cushions. ���Will there be drinks?”
“Oh, come on! Be serious for a moment.” He shoves me.
“I’m sorry!” I laugh. “Yes, I’ll go.”
“Really?” He seems shocked. He must’ve believed I would’ve said no.
“Yes, Ross. I’ll go.” I fixate on his expression, watching as he beams.
His happiness is contagious. He stands up, nearly jumping in place. “This is so exciting!”
“Where are we going first?” I ask. “I’ll need to pack a good amount of clothes.”
“Atlanta, Georgia,” he replies. “I’m so glad you’re coming with us!”
I feel a sense of security. “Me too. I’m sure it’s going to be fun!”
I had so many questions. However, I didn’t want to ruin the sweet moment we were having.
They seemed to be at their very best. Hopefully, I could be at mine as well.
#the 1975#matty healy x reader#matty healy x oc#original character#ross macdonald#still at their very best#the 1975 satvb#matty healy fic#ao3 writer#fanfiction
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QUICK READING RECAP
15th to the 21st of may 2023
🐮🍨🧸how does taylor swift feel about matty healy?
↳ 8oW, 9oP, Borage rx
she’s more focused on how she feels with him - which is that she’s doing something brave by being with him and flaunting him.
🌰🫧💭 how does matty healy feel about the hate he’s getting?
↳ judgement, temperance, 4oS
he’s upset about it but he’s also pretty self-confident so it’s not that hurtful. some of it has genuinely made him think more. overall, he’s pretty “time heals all wounds” about it and thinks that people, including himself, will get over it someday.
⭐️🌻💫is blackpink jennie satisfied with her career right now?
↳ chariot, adder, 5oC, KnoS
mostly yes. some things that fall through get to her, but she isn’t super mopey or sad about it.
🌲🌿🌴how does twice sana feel on their tour right now?
↳ 6oC, fern, PoC
she’s happy. her energy is good right now. she’s also trying to savour it as much as possible, perhaps it’s their last tour or something as far as she knows.
📓📒📔how does doja cat feel right now?
↳ burdock rx, AoS, 9oP
she’s in a victim mindset right now and feels she needs to prove herself. she feels burdened and alone but also strong and powerful at the same time. her mind is anxious and overactive in general.
🦋🪻🪼what do the txt members think of the fanwars between moas and stays?
↳ 2oC, 4oW, flax
they think it’s expected and normal. overall they enjoy the security of having loyal fans and think it gives their career added stability.
🍂🍄🍃is it true nct haechan and itzy ryujin began dating around the beginning of the pandemic?
↳ AoW, AoC, AoS, 6oW, 10oC
yes.
💫🌼🌾what does taylor swift think of matty healy’s controversies?
↳ primrose rx, AoC, 2oP, QoW
she’s too infatuated to think his controversies have anything to do with who he is now. she thinks everyone can begin again and sees herself in him - she thinks about how she’s also grown and changed a lot over time. she thinks they can overcome what’s happening even though right now it’s difficult.
⚾️🍔🌽how does halle bailey feel about everyone’s opinion on her relationship with ddg?
↳ hanged man, air dragon, 7oP
she thinks she can’t control it so she does her best to ignore it but it has gotten to her before, even somewhat often, and it makes her question things.
🦥🦢🐉nct jaehyun’s turn offs in someone?
↳ whip, rider, 3oS
argumentative, needs to be right, competitive, attention seeking, materialistic, obsessed with social media and bragging on there, someone who compares themselves to others, too secretive.
🥦🥧🥮is there truth to stray kids hyunjin bullying scandal?
↳ temperance, emperor, crane rx
yes but it doesn’t seem it was really that malicious or violent or anything (maybe this is already known sorry), it was more just regular arguments and mean things a lot of kids or teens say to each other in their school days. it was regular school drama that did get a bit nastier than maybe what everyone experiences but it’s wasn’t extreme either.
🍱🍣🍙is there truth to itzy lia bullying scandal?
↳ lovers, 3oC, 7 of wands, QoC, chamomile
the overall answer is no. there was some drama involving who she was dating or who a friend was dating. lia either dated someone who the friend liked or the other way around. in either case lia was the more popular one. she was considered prettier and more fun so classmates chose her side and only a few chose the other friend’s and the friend then felt ostracised. it wasn’t good for anyone involved but to call it bullying would be a reach.
🌸🌺🌸how do itzy feel about their concept being changed?
↳ the chariot, AoC, frog rx, the fool
it was sold to them really well. they were told what their expected success was if they stuck with their old concept vs what it would be if they made changes and they were all pretty on board with it. they don’t think every decision that has been made has been a good one and they do worry that there’s been too many mistakes but overall they think this is the better longterm (or stable) option financially.
🐉🥧🍪would lucas still have been kicked out of wayv and nct if he were korean?
↳ resorters rx, six of swords
yes, i think they just saw the damage to his reputation as too irreparable regardless so this was really the only solution.
🧸🎁🪭how does fx krystal see snsd taeyeon?
↳ clover rx, the world
krystal sees taeyeon as super successful but that she’s an opportunist and is often looking for more she can get. she also thinks taeyeon doesn’t take things seriously enough.
🥡🥢🧂is blackpink rosé really dating gang dong won?
↳ KnoC, KnoS, eagle
yes, they were definitely thing but i don’t know where they are at right now, they’re going through a rough patch at the very least.
#tarot#kpop tarot#celebrity tarot#kpop#melody tarot#matty healy#krystal#taeyeon#rosé#itzy#lia#ryujin#hyunjin#stray kids#blackpink#halle bailey#doja cat#txt#twice#sana#jennie#lucas#wayv#nct#jaehyun#haechan#taylor swift
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💭💭💭
Add Travis to the distinguished list of merks (Calvin and Matty) who made it known that Taylor isn’t their type, but Killa’ Trav is the most egregious.
Once is an Accident.
Twice is a Coincidence.
Three and more times? It’s a Trend.
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Concept; having a wet dream about matty and waking up the middle of the night (beside him). And your just so horny and grinding on him and he asks what’s the matter with you and you explain and then he fucks you so good
omfg this is so.... ur mind, i love it. some smutty bits under the cut, so minors dni.
its one of the first times you're spending the night at matty's place. the two of you had been loved up all day, giggling to each other and baking and cooking dinner together. you watch your favorite movie and then its time to get ready for bed. you take a shower and use his body wash and he's probably foaming at the mouth because you smell like him and its so 🥵 to him. and then you both tuck into bed and you're fast asleep, head on his chest, before he can even say goodnight and kiss your head.
he wakes up when he hears ruckus next to him. you two had been sleeping only for a little, but his bleary eyes are looking at the clock and its a little after 1 am, and your eyes are shut but he hears these lewd noises coming from your parted lips and you're practically straddling his thigh at this point. his mouth feels dry and he has to try and calm his thoughts while he's gently waking you. you're blinking sleep from your eyes, chest rising and falling and you feel like you're about to burst. the dream felt so so so real and the throbbing between your legs is only getting worse when you meet matty's blown-out pupils. "what's wrong, doll face?" he's teasing you at this point and trying to bite back the smirk that's starting to curl on his lips. you're explaining the dream to him now, a bit bashfully and cheeks flushed that you had gotten caught. and as you keep speaking, you feel him slowly start to kiss down your jaw and neck, pressing sinful kisses to your shoulder. "think i should do something about that then. can't leave my baby like this, what kind of boyfriend would i be." he tsks. and you nod eagerly in agreement, catching his lips in a heated kiss whilst he manages to singlehandedly strip you both down to nothing. matty makes quick work of slipping into you (you had pretty much soaked through your underwear and onto his thigh, which he comments on), hoisting your leg over him. you're both laying on your sides facing each other and he's just basking in all of your soft moans and pleas and utterances of his name as he fucks into you slow. its not enough to truly give you the respite you desperately craved, but its enough to have you whining out for him to rail into you. he's grinning and flips so he's on his back, holding your hips up and he just fucks up into you, hard, but he's murmuring out sweet praises, calling you pretty and an angel and just letting you have it tbh. its mind-numbingly fast and hard and you're gripping onto the head board with your head rolling back because its so good. to think that you were asleep only a few minutes prior is making your head spin and go all fuzzy, because this feels like your dream at this point. he definitely makes you cum a few times that night so you're all fucked out. and he makes sure to clean up between your legs with tongue (and then a rag (he's a gentleman ok)). and before you know it you're tucked back into his side and tracing circles on his chest and he's bidding you a final goodnight with a "sweet dreams, baby, hope you dream of my dick some more" and you pinch his arm but he's just laughing. <3
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⏰ 💕 🦋💭
For a second I completely forgot I reblogged that post and was very confused haha. Thanks for sending this in 🫶🏼
⏰️ Do you like to post fics on a schedule or at random?
It depends tbh, I used to try aim to post my fics at 11PM GMT because they tended to do better at that time but now I'm very very impatient (especially with same for you) so tend to post it when its ready / when the previous part is at a good amount of notes (100 is my goal ☺️)
💕 What is your favorite fic that you’ve written?
Think most people would know this by now (?) BUT it has to be same for you, insufferable Arsehole holds a very special place in my hard and is a very very close second but I'm actually proud of same for you and really enjoy writing it
🦋 Which character is your favorite to write?
Ooooo um... I like writing ocs because I feel like I can do what I want haha... Matty is fun to write because I feel like we know a lot about him but I also like to write him in the way I see him... and I love writing Ross because I feel like I have a lot of space to explore what he's like because we don't know him THAT much (hope that makes sense)
💭 What inspires you and your writing?
This might sound a bit weird but I guess my desires and things I want out of my life inspires my writing. Also just basic things like interactions IRL with people, interactions on here, songs etc... music definitely plays a massive part in inspiring ME and my fics... it's my life tbh
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Sulu
Sekhmet: I know for a fact she won’t
Sekhmet: and I’m not super convinced anyone else is going to step up after all evidence to the contrary tonight
Sekhmet: So I just want to apologise to you for Nancy’s behaviour
Lulu: Here I was utterly convinced you were about to apologise on behalf of Jay’s 😶
Lulu: yikes…
Sekhmet: I received the same invitation as you, presumably
Sekhmet: I noticed the lack of a good time guaranteed, I guess 💁♀️
Lulu: Addressing them individually to each of her unwanted half siblings clearly isn’t her idea of a good time, bad luck 💌💋
Sekhmet: Twins 1 through 4, right
Sekhmet: I’ll take ☘️
Lulu: Of the Irish, how fitting
Sekhmet: I can’t do the accent, hm, maybe if I have a couple more 🍸
Lulu: 😅
Lulu: Encouragement to get absolutely blotto’s something I’ve noticed you truly don’t need
Sekhmet: Ah, come on, can you blame me?
Sekhmet: I knew this would require some liquid encouragement to tolerate
Lulu: The term’s liquid courage, what are you frightened of? It isn’t your doomed loveless marriage
Sekhmet: I find it can be whatever you need it to be, if you get your measures right
Sekhmet: Commiserations are in order, poor thing
Lulu: She does have some terribly spooky relatives, an entrance like yours would have me considering my measures carefully too
Sekhmet: That’s what that was?
Sekhmet: Then I’m glad to be of service, you waking up fresh-faced and clear-headed couldn’t be any more of a reward 😊
Lulu: It’s how I always wake, you should offer your services to those 👵🏻🧓🏻👴🏻 in the room, see what may stir given the correct encouragement, liquid or otherwise
Sekhmet: Youth is wasted on the young, so they say
Sekhmet: You could also always refuse to get out of bed before 10AM or 10K
Lulu: George Bernard Shaw said, a fellow Irishman, make of that what you will
Sekhmet: Super patriotic when all we have is a holiday home there
Lulu: He promoted eugenics, we probably shouldn’t devote ourselves to his beliefs before 10am or without 10k
Sekhmet: 😬
Sekhmet: That’s me staying in [whatever postcode your Uni life is in]
Lulu: Karma is being anti vaccinations and your sister dying of TB
Sekhmet: Everyone knows racism gives you wrinkles
Sekhmet: Helpful to know I can see karma coming through by way of deadly diseases too, thanks 😌
Lulu: I wish karma had been invited to this ‘party’ 🥱
Sekhmet: She always arrives late, whatever the invite says
Sekhmet: The doomed, loveless marriage is at least a few months away from being realised, what to do until then… 💭
Lulu: Of course, a she, it literally sounds like how half the girls at school are named, not to mention, a man could never be so vindictive
Sekhmet: I know at least two Karmas 😅
Sekhmet: Neither of them has the foresight to carry out any poetic justice or retribution but hey, mothers like to give names that are difficult to live up to by nature
Lulu: There’s a Serendipity who has taken current lead in the school production of [insert a play her school would do], she’d undoubtedly do a marvellous, unprompted Irish accent for you ☘️
Sekhmet: What school do you go to? I have a friend who’s doing [the play] right now too, maybe you’re classmates
Lulu: [namedrop it]
Sekhmet: Yep, of course it is
Sekhmet: I should have put two and two together, how amazing Mattie got her first real job there
Lulu: Yeah, a real fluke
Sekhmet: Or the universe putting you back into each other’s lives
Lulu: There are only so many bearable schools to teach at within the radius she’d be comfortable travelling
Sekhmet: Enough schools that your parents could have sent you to, though
Lulu: My parents weren’t willing to do vast amounts of research, almost everything they do relates to word of mouth, enough is a favourable review from one of their friends
Sekhmet: [Your friend’s name] says it’s a good school, what do you think?
Lulu: How thrilling for her
Lulu: I think, if she’s your friend, her opinion’s the thing which should carry weight
Sekhmet: I’m not in the market, having finished and not having a child, it’s okay
Sekhmet: I was just curious what you thought
Lulu: Curiosity killed the 🐱
Lulu: since you’re fond of a quote, be it from your friend or a racist Irishman
Sekhmet: and satisfaction brought it back 😼
Sekhmet: as you’re fond of accuracy
Lulu: Satisfaction too, but who isn’t?
Sekhmet: People who think it hard to come by, in my experience
Sekhmet: someone like Jay, who’s scared
Lulu: She’s damaged, everything’s bound to be hard for her to come by
Sekhmet: Unless you’re practising denial as a form of satisfaction
Sekhmet: Still, I think there are limits that this relationship she finds herself in cross
Lulu: She practises self-sabotage to give herself the illusion of self control, this relationship has a limited shelf life, maybe that’s why her husband to be is this stale 🍞💀
Sekhmet: Tale as old as time
Sekhmet: Ask any Karma or Serendipity, right?
Lulu: It’s a bore, the tale, this party etc etc
Sekhmet: I can tell
Lulu: However many of me you can see, I guarantee, all of us are over this engagement & all of its tasteless 🎄 trappings 🥂
Sekhmet: However much you think the room is spinning, let me assure you, I know
Sekhmet: how bored you are radiates from all of you
Lulu: What a relief you didn’t mention my pores, venturing into a bathroom would mean witnessing unspeakable horrors you’d have to apologise again for
Sekhmet: Neither of them is that unappealing
Sekhmet: complementary therapy as a party favour is a good idea for their big day though, I’ll have to float it
Lulu: I’m obsessed that you decided to call them appealing, to a degree, from all the possible options
Sekhmet: Is your word for them something you’re willing to share then?
Lulu: Never
Sekhmet: Thought as much
Lulu: Mystery’s the only thing I have going for me by way of appeal
Sekhmet: No, it’s not
Lulu: No?
Sekhmet: Of course not
Sekhmet: and that’s just what’s apparent to everyone in this room
Lulu: Oh please, I’m not a source of 👀
Sekhmet: You’re stunning, you don’t need to be coy about that, you shouldn’t be
Lulu: People like coy, when it means 🥺 naturally I’m not 😳 that would be horrid & super awkward 💀
Sekhmet: It gives less deserving boys a chance with you, and makes girls either think you’re lying or insecure
Lulu: There isn’t a boy in this universe, living or dead, who’s deserving of me & I could care less what other girls think
Sekhmet: Is the one next to you still breathing, by the way?
Lulu: Loudly, through his mouth, unfortunately 🙄
Sekhmet: 😅
Sekhmet: Would you like some drinks, put a stop to that
Lulu: Drastic as poison is, I am in a bind
Sekhmet: I’ll guess, it’s a great party trick
Sekhmet: bear with
Lulu: Basic, but you’re on theme with the rest of this party
Sekhmet: Rude, when all my other party tricks would be far too much for this soiree 😉
Lulu: 🔞
Lulu: But it’s practically my birthday, you’ll have to try harder, be it with your excuses or your party tricks, by then
Sekhmet: I’ll take that as my invite to the bash, naturally
Lulu: RSVP to mummy or daddy, it’s their soiree
Sekhmet: I would if they were here
Lulu: They’re in [wherever they are], I’m afraid
Sekhmet: I understand she doesn’t extend the invite or olive branch to your mother
Sekhmet: Will your party be in this country?
Lulu: Sadly, their NYE party is always held at home
Sekhmet: Aha ✨🥂🎇
Sekhmet: You’ll just have to have your own party and invite me yourself
Lulu: Why would I do a thing like that?
Sekhmet: Why would you deny yourself the pleasure, is a better question
Lulu: Of you? For lots of reasons
Sekhmet: Of your own party, of course
Lulu: Organising my own party would be a chore, I have the luxury of one already there
Sekhmet: You seemed like the sort who would revel in such a chore
Sekhmet: but you can always pay someone to do that part
Lulu: Other than you, there’s no one I’d take any pleasure in inviting, it’s pointless
Sekhmet: Perhaps if you tape his mouth shut, he’ll learn to breathe correctly, be worthy of the cardstock and printing costs
Lulu: Every attempt to introduce a gag into the bedroom has proven equally pointless, he loves the sound of his own voice too much
Sekhmet: [appear with their drinks in a very here, to shut you up, Gabe lol manner now, also definitely just got you a beer of some kind because you wanna give that cool boy vibe so no cocktail for you, sir]
Lulu: [take this drink with a LOOK that expresses her unspoken thanks and a million other intense af vibes, then obvs introduce them, getting your Swiss French on and adorable accent, even if you wanna die at having to translate whatever Gabe says in greeting because ew and you make no attempt to hide the fact from either of them]
Sekhmet: [when you’re so embarrassed by this boy who is purportedly your mans lol, we love to see it, still being nothing but polite and charming to him, of course, not going to come over and be a massive bitch, just here to be the drinks fairy and flit away, truly, also as I nearly got the drink right on the last failed attempt of this, we may as well let you get it spot on this time]
Lulu: [it’s the way they openly act like a married couple who hate each other and need to get a divorce for me, she isn’t hiding the fact she cannot stand him to him or anyone else and he isn’t hiding the fact he’d rather flirt with Dolly who he’s always preferred, Fi who he’d immediately be told he’s barking up the wrong tree with, or now Sekhmet because she’s here and hot, like girl, you didn’t need to bring him here, you don’t need to still be with him and doing all this, god bless, we love her getting the drink exactly right but not showing it because trying hard to be an enigma in the small ways we can control, knowing all the goss there is out there about us and how blatant we can’t help being in some ways re our feelings about Gabe, Jay, Dolly etc]
Sekhmet: [when you get stuck talking to this boy longer than you intended but you can get out of it by refusing to properly flirt when his girlfriend literally has to translate like no, no sir lol, you can get the standard level before we excuse ourself]
Lulu: [Gabe, you suck hun, we’re all so glad you’re on the outs, Dolly especially I’m sure, who doesn’t need you trying to corner her every time you’re in the country sir]
Sekhmet: He’s interesting
Lulu: Say what you wanna say, he can’t read this over my shoulder
Sekhmet: He makes a decent shield, I couldn’t talk to you, which I assume is his purpose tonight
Lulu: His main purpose, we don’t need to go into every facet of what he’s needed for
Sekhmet: I heard the disappointment there
Lulu: Hopefully if you did, eventually he will
Sekhmet: He’s not mature enough to take the direct ego hit yet, I understand
Lulu: I’ve yet to meet a man who is
Lulu: none of my daddy’s friends are either
Sekhmet: Oh, that’s a tragedy
Sekhmet: You’ll have to start moving in different circles
Lulu: I don’t move, not until I’ve thought 4 or 5 ahead
Sekhmet: I’ve noticed, you made me bring you a drink
Lulu: You offered
Sekhmet: Sure, if you don’t want to take credit 😏
Lulu: It’s giving servant which is giving slavery in a way I wouldn’t be comfortable taking credit for
Sekhmet: You’re funny
Sekhmet: I can’t even remember George’s surname to compare you, don’t worry
Lulu: I know, I’m multi-talented, soon to age out of child prodigy status though, so who cares really?
Sekhmet: And whatever happens to those freaky kids who graduate Oxford at like, 11?
Sekhmet: Never to be heard of again
Lulu: Golly, don’t, I’d have killed to be one of those freaks at 11 😢 life’s turning out beastly
Sekhmet: It’s giving burnout, it’s giving addiction and suicide attempts, trust me
Sekhmet: You’re SO on the right path
Lulu: Am I?
Sekhmet: Mattie was telling me, about all your University plans
Sekhmet: It certainly sounds impressive
Lulu: God, why? 😬 Excuse me while I do go & attempt suicide
Sekhmet: She’s very proud, of course
Sekhmet: Aren’t you?
Lulu: I’m her star pupil, she’ll have another next year ⭐️🤓
Sekhmet: Big sister seems like a role she takes more seriously than Jay, though
Lulu: Yeah, she’s very determined to prove herself to me
Sekhmet: That’s not nothing
Lulu: What are you studying? I’ve been told 0 about you
Sekhmet: Naturally, no one has bothered to sing my praises
Sekhmet: [tell her yourself]
Lulu: Wow, if I’d have known I’d have taken longer than 10 mins to dress 😳💀
Lulu: sorry for the horrific first impression…
Sekhmet: I didn’t know being quite so tipsy would be the dealbreaker it was either
Sekhmet: and it appears as though you’ve put more effort in than the bride, at any rate
Lulu: It’s actually mortifying when the lesbian plus one my sister brought is wearing a better suit than the groom
Sekhmet: And it’s usually the gay guys that are the incredible dressers
Sekhmet: 👏 to your sister and her plus one
Lulu: Anyone who’s had a Twilight phase knows Mormons can’t dress, it could be much MUCH worse for Jonah over there
Sekhmet: I SO look forward to her God honouring wedding dress, I’m sure 🙏🤭
Lulu: Trying to design it would give you burnout 🙏🏻 she doesn’t ask as an olive branch
Sekhmet: The possibilities though…
Sekhmet: surprise tearaway train giving his parents heart attacks
Lulu: Runaway bride is closer to her vibe, go full Julia with it & maybe he’ll curl up & die because he isn’t Richard Gere or even Richard Branson-esque enough to play the leading man
Lulu: someone needs to get a clue, if they’re spelled out, perhaps he’ll grab hold of that blatant one
Sekhmet: She’s going to need to spend a lot of time in the chair to achieve those kind of curls
Sekhmet: I guess neither of them thinks they can do better? They’ll last as long as that remains mutual
Lulu: & the 😁 will never happen, it’s a bust
Sekhmet: 💔 Julia was next level perfect
Sekhmet: Your sister has that kind of smile but I’ve yet to see yours
Lulu: Anything she can do I can do better
Sekhmet: I don’t intend to have you prove that here and now
Lulu: You won’t remember any of this tomorrow, it’d be a complete & utter waste of my talents
Sekhmet: You’ve nothing worth 😁 over yet
Lulu: I’m a good actress
Sekhmet: I’ve got a better memory than all that, not to mention am a better judge of character
Lulu: [give her one of your manic smiles you also have like your twin to prove that you really are a good actress and can turn it on and off like that because it’s true, not you doing this IRL at her across the party because nobody cares they are all just doing their own thing trying to get through it]
Sekhmet: [do an IRL slow clap, holding your drink against your cheek as you do so because it is good acting even if we’re obviously not convinced because simply no one is having a good time and there’s no avoiding that lol]
Sekhmet: And the Oscar goes to
Lulu: 😁⭐️🏆🥇
Lulu: Julia would be quaking too, alongside Dolly & Serendipity
Sekhmet: Are you in this play?
Lulu: No
Sekhmet: Their loss, truly
Sekhmet: I was going to assist, with the costuming, perhaps I won’t now
Lulu: That’s their loss, if you don’t
Sekhmet: It would have been nice to see you again, without the general sense of dread in the air
Lulu: You haven’t got to find a reason to see me, if you want to, it can be the reason
Lulu: without the dutch courage in your blood
Sekhmet: Do you want me to commit our next meeting to memory, I will
Lulu: Unless I’m wearing my horrid school uniform, I don’t know how to make that fashion & I can’t keep disappointing you with my clothes
Sekhmet: Oh, that was my speciality, I’ll show you how
Lulu: Are you sure? It’s ghastly, honest, I want to shriek every time I wear it 😂😭
Sekhmet: Trust me, it’s all about changing the fit, I can make it so they can’t even work out how you’ve altered it so you don’t get in any trouble
Lulu: Okay, I already believe in the power of tailoring
Sekhmet: I LOVE uniform, I miss wearing mine, honestly
Lulu: Borrow mine, it’s been yonks since I’ve had anyone to share clothes with, I miss it
Sekhmet: Me too
Sekhmet: Hath stayed so skinny, I could squeeze myself into your clothes though
Lulu: If mummy hasn’t split a seam during a try on, you won’t
Lulu: she could never stay skinny
Sekhmet: She’s meant to be chubby, you can see that in her face
Lulu: I wouldn’t use that as your convo opener at the party, unless you hate it that much & desperately need to leave
Sekhmet: I would never!
Sekhmet: I AM tempted to ask if she’s trying on your uniform but I’d wait to go in with that one even
Lulu: I can answer for you, I’ve 👀 through keyholes 🤭
Lulu: daddy just ADORES roleplay, he’s a typical man, which I totally knew without spying
Sekhmet: Even at their big age? How utterly adorable! 🤭
Sekhmet: At least he has taste, some of the costumes you can buy are too tacky for words, it’s SO off-putting, IMO 🤷♀️
Lulu: As they age they’re becoming insatiable, I swear 🥰
Lulu: but it keeps them occupied, imagine if they took up embarrassing 👵🏻🧓🏻👴🏻 hobbies like verbally abusing the help
Sekhmet: Like [James’ parents] for sure 😬
Lulu: You can tell she’s devoted to all the apology sex they have to have because he’ll never say it
Sekhmet: Can you blame her?
Lulu: I’m not an ass, I’d absolutely marry him
Sekhmet: He’s super handsome
Sekhmet: they aren’t usually at these events but this one was clearly as unavoidable for them
Lulu: I’d thank Jay but I don’t want to & who could blame me
Sekhmet: I don’t think she wanted the bonus grandparents, just the father
Lulu: Bad luck
Sekhmet: She still has a lot to do with yours, right?
Lulu: They need hobbies
Sekhmet: I’m sure they’ve never raised their voices at anyone, though
Lulu: A way easier guess than 🥃🍊 or 🍸
Sekhmet: Wholesome vibes
Sekhmet: and, you know
Lulu: 🥛 totally, with homemade 🍪
Sekhmet: You’re lucky ☘️
Lulu: Agree to disagree
Sekhmet: My grandparents are two wildly different ends of the spectrum
Sekhmet: You aren’t the favourite, then
Lulu: [an IRL eye roll and nod in her grandparents direction like see for yourself because they are literally hanging with Dolly rn having a whale of time because they are besties]
Sekhmet: [giving a smile in their direction and taking a drink in hers]
Sekhmet: You aren’t used to being 🥉
Lulu: You want me to be such a brat 🍼🍭🧸 I can be, but my bore grandparents aren’t the trigger 😅
Sekhmet: Why would I want that? 😏🤔
Lulu: Because everyone else is too disapproving of your bad behaviour
Sekhmet: True, a partner in crime is definitely necessary
Sekhmet: but that’s clearly not you, you’ve had the most to say about my bad behaviour
Lulu: You have a super willing accomplice in your cousin ☘️ I’m not needed
Sekhmet: You can maintain your good girl persona, no need to let slip
Lulu: 😇✨
Sekhmet: Would be practically on theme, sit atop one of the trees
Lulu: The decor does need all the help it can get
Sekhmet: It’s giving… Christmas is over, sweeties
Lulu: Poor Mattie, she tried really hard only for this to be memorable for entirely the wrong reasons
Sekhmet: Good thing she’s got something to distract her
Lulu: 🩰?
Sekhmet: Sure
Lulu: You couldn’t sound any less convinced or convincing if you tried
Sekhmet: No, like, we could call it that
Sekhmet: She’s cute, I’m not being mean
Lulu: You’re being ridiculous
Sekhmet: How am I?
Lulu: What I know you’re getting at is
Sekhmet: Okay, okay, no offence meant
Lulu: Full offence taken
Sekhmet: Why?
Lulu: Maybe you’re too blotto to understand why
Sekhmet: Try me
Lulu: Because this is Mattie we’re talking about
Sekhmet: Okay, is she not allowed crushes?
Sekhmet: I wasn’t getting at anything obscene
Lulu: On former students? Of course not
Sekhmet: It isn’t ideal but the age gap is non-existent and the keyword is former so
Lulu: She’s obsessed with boundaries, she would never
Sekhmet: You know her better, of course
Sekhmet: I know looking when I see it, but even less wrong with that if there’s no intention behind it, right
Lulu: Stop it, this party is already awful
Sekhmet: I didn’t mean to upset you, I’m sorry
Lulu: Yeah, no offence or upset meant
Lulu: like that doesn���t make it worse, at least intend it if you’re going to do something
Sekhmet: I don’t need to upset you, I don’t know what to tell you
Lulu: I’m telling you to think before you speak
Sekhmet: Girl, okay
Lulu: The concept wouldn’t be lost on you if you weren’t lost in 🍸
Sekhmet: Feel better, honey?
Lulu: No, not especially
Sekhmet: Have another drink
Sekhmet: or your own dance, perhaps
Lulu: Dancing isn’t one of my talents
Sekhmet: Get Mattie to teach you instead
Lulu: Nowhere with witnesses
Sekhmet: Private lessons, even better
Lulu: 🩰 is self harm literally dressed up in pretty pink, I can think of a million other ways I’d have more fun, but thanks
Sekhmet: And yet you’re stuck here having a terrible time, why aren’t you employing one of those millions right now…
Lulu: No one’s more stuck than Jay, I love to see that
Sekhmet: Wonder if we’ll get to be bridesmaids
Lulu: It depends how many she’s planning to have, if her chosen number can be counted on one hand, I’m definitely not making the cut
Sekhmet: It’s for sure going to be Mattie, her little sister and like a BFF
Sekhmet: Which is such a shame because I’d love to be in on the colour scheme and all those fun deets
Lulu: You’d upstage her, you’re the most ravishing
Lulu: she’d be an ass to pick you even if she also chose the ugliest dress on the bridesmaid rack
Sekhmet: You’re so sweet
Sekhmet: And we should upstage her regardless, it’s the least she deserves
Lulu: I’m very sour actually, you haven’t offered to teach me a single dance move, meaning you must have been telling huge fibs about being sorry ☹️
Sekhmet: Too many witnesses, as per your taste
Sekhmet: You’ll have to come by when I’m helping with the play now
Lulu: You could offer to take me somewhere there aren’t any, this place is huge
Sekhmet: What are you going to do with the boyfriend?
Lulu: He can stay, take the opportunity to practise his English, then we’re both learning
Sekhmet: I suppose no one here is Irish enough to really throw him off
Sekhmet: Alright then [come and get this girl and drag her out the nearest door looking for an empty hallway or something because you have no idea either]
Lulu: [the way we are not soz remotely, bye Gabe, barely bothering to do a wave and say something like brb in french as she’s dragged away, I’m only soz Dolly if he tries to flirt with you again gal, hopefully Fi has also dragged you away somewhere so he cannot]
Sekhmet: [you obviously found someone to flirt with or I know you’d follow thinking something scandalous is about to happen and you must be involved, catch us gleefully running through these halls until we find somewhere quiet and devoid of people milling about, turning back to look at her like there we go with a smile ‘so, what do you want to know?’]
Lulu: [I’m happy to sacrifice one of Jay’s friends for his bad english and bad flirting lol, good luck sis these gals are busy, following her at the speed she has to in order to not lose sight of her but absolutely not running because not trying to be a bright red and hot mess before any dancing lesson has even occurred, looking back at her with an intensity because always ‘what are you willing to show me?’]
Sekhmet: [smirking and doing another smaller laugh ‘anything’ because we’re not a bitch to hold back so that is simply factual ‘I’ll show you how to dance in clubs, that’s the most helpful, right?’ like let’s be real about what you’re after here because it’s clearly not ballet lessons, you wanna not feel like an idiot trying to be sexy]
Lulu: [a look to see how factual that might be or if it’s just bravado/something she’s drunkenly saying and does not mean but clearly whatever you see satisfies you that she is this bitch so you’re like okay, a nod, because you’re already feeling self conscious about this despite not being terrible af because she’s the sort of bitch that if she’s not immediately good at something it’s a no, doing the sort of hair move that’s like I sure wish this wasn’t down rn because it’s gonna be a mess by the end of this]
Sekhmet: [walking back towards her and pushing a hand through her hair, pushing her head one way and then pulling it the other ‘throwing your hair around is a really easy way to look hot, and keep people at a distance’ because no one wants to be whipped by hair, you gotta stand back and WATCH, giving her a demonstration with your own hair so she can copy without you moving her]
Lulu: [doing the kind of little lol you do when you’re taken aback but in a good way like oh cool we’ve started because not the sort of bitch to faff about obvs, watching her demo the gayest way anyone has ever witnessed anything because this gal is stunning and none of us can cope with it close up, but ofc copy her perfectly because she is a good actress and a weird twin so mirroring is something we’re v good at]
Sekhmet: [signalling with your hands for her to keep going when you stop to watch her, bending down to get your phone out of your bag so there can be some music for her to make this easier/a better lesson, giving words of encouragement about how she’s doing though like yes, exactly, putting your phone now playing tunes down somewhere carelessly and spinning her so you’re stood behind her ‘it’s mostly about your hips, get that down and you’re set’ motioning for her to try by herself what she thinks is natural to do]
Lulu: [catch this girl coming for Sekhmet’s life and stealing every move we’ve seen her do at this function and/or is available for us to stalk on her socials because she’s such a freak it doesn’t occur to her to be like maybe I shouldn’t be this blatant about how much I’ve watched her and copy every single move lol, girl it’s not gonna work the same for you but I respect the weirdness ‘oh no, what if I don’t have any?’ with a smirk because she be skinny and we’re aware of the fact]
Sekhmet: [you’d feel delusional to call that out, even if you’re obviously clocking it because it is that blatant and the realisation is making you feel some type of way about it, doing your own smirk back, that she can probably see just out of the corner of your eyes ‘you can still shake what you got’ as we’re moving against her ourself to direct said dancing, how boys tend to do ‘you can go with me-’ demonstrating that ‘-or in the opposite way against me’ pulling her against you to move in that direction like see, lost on no one that club dancing is just lowkey dry-humping tbh]
Lulu: [love how immediately obvious we’re being that every move she has ever made is the hottest we can think of and we’re the gayest haha, god bless, likewise her absolute compliance at being moved about however this gal wants is also the gayest and a mood in itself, shamelessly just letting her know how submissive we are here nbd ‘you should rewrite the play as well as redress everyone’ as if these shenanigans would ever be allowed at your christian school]
Sekhmet: [we all knew what this was, there is no heterosexual reason for asking for dance lessons in that manner lol, just here allowing y’all to appreciate how this feels before you’re taking her hands and running them over her hips and up her waist and then around her chest ‘til they’re back in her hair to mess that up again ‘you can draw attention to whatever parts of you you want like that’ as if the explanation legitimises this all, which kinda but also lol]
Lulu: [there is no het reason for anything this girl does truly lol, hence shamelessly running her fingers over her lips, like we’re checking no hair is stuck to them, but also obvs to draw attention to them and test the theory, watching where Sekhmet’s eyes go and if it works, no worries for your lipstick because you’re so rich it’s going nowhere and not even smudging slightly I’m sure]
Sekhmet: [of course it works and we won’t be shy about the fact during or after, no matter how pleased with yourself you might be that the experiment worked, it also proves us right so we’re all winning lol, spinning her ‘round as if you might pay her lips serious attention but we’re not kissing you, merely doing the kind of dancing where you’re moving your head as if but never actually doing so, again, moving her to be just away from your lips so she gets the vibe of what is being ‘taught’ here ‘maybe I’ll bring it up with [the drama teacher that is Mattie’s gay BFF]’ like you’re SO right, I should rewrite the play, as if you’re testing if she’s still following the convo you’re barely having]
Lulu: [her eyes lighting up that it worked because we’re genuinely happy it did, for the experiment because she loves learning things as much as for the proof that this goddess of a girl is even remotely attracted to us cos she knows she’s not ugly but she equally knows she’s not on the same level, the first and so far only real smile from her of the night, small but there and genuine af, obvs following and going along with this next part of the lesson as willingly if not even more so ‘golly, she’ll LOVE you’ all the emphasis, because we’re not an idiot we know how gay that drama teacher is]
Sekhmet: [smiling back, even though and kinda because every movement and word and even breath at this proximity makes it a more dangerous game to play but also just because ‘she does’ not you implying something has happened there when I’m sure it hasn’t, thus giggling like just kidding]
Lulu: [the way you’d be able to almost see her mind working in that 4 or 5 steps ahead way of figuring out if it could have or not or if it’s a joke long before the reveal because she’s that bitch ‘that’s terribly unamusing, I was getting ready to write her out myself’ not you implying you’re gonna kill this teacher in a jealous rage, but doing her own giggle as she draws a hand across her throat in that you’re dead/I’m gonna kill you gesture like lol lol but watch your back miss]
Sekhmet: [pressing your cheek against her throat like she was drawing attention again and you’re still here proving it works, winding your face up to be unnecessarily in her ear, like the music from your phone is that loud ‘too good of an actress to bother with it, I get it now’]
Lulu: [the GASP coming from this girl like the pressure against her throat FORCED it out and we’re not just here dying ‘what a relief’ because we can say the word relief with all the double meaning it has after spending this entire function up to this point frustrated as hell, but also we are glad you’re getting the picture and understanding who we are]
Sekhmet: [snapping to face her head on with no distance at this GASP she’s giving, breathing it in and having her dance on you facing this way, pushing a leg between hers so she has something to move against]
Lulu: [absolutely no hesitation in doing that and being blatant about it because we’re here and we’ve made it this far sis, the eye contact being maintained is INSANE though ofc]
Sekhmet: [not helping matters by tracing our fingers over your lips now, how you did before, putting our other hands on your lower back to move you closer]
Lulu: [you really would be fuming rn at the ootn you chose and how clothed you are compared to this hoe who is barely wearing anything, I went and looked at her outfit again and it’s iconic seriously, no wonder you’re dying, I don’t blame your gay ass, here running her hands through Sekhmet’s hair in an even more extra way than happened earlier because !!]
Sekhmet: [likewise annoyed about it but thank god you are or we’d really be out here doing the most already, as it stands we’re throwing our head back, harder into your hands, the small noise of satisfaction just audible because closeness]
Lulu: [her throat being exposed like that means you absolutely have to touch it, just taking a sec to really run her hand over the entire length of it, her hands literally shaking a lil bit the way they do when you’re holding yourself back from being feral because we’re being gentle about this not coming for you like we’re gonna choke you to death or anything, feeling her breathe, or not, whichever the case may be, then leaning in like we either have something to whisper in her ear or we’re gonna come at it but what she does is take the earring into her mouth, which sounds weird and is but it’s like a pearl hanging one by the looks so I get it because that’s a nice texture in your mouth]
Sekhmet: [we’re definitely breathing super hard, no holding back is happening here, hence when we can feel you tugging on our ear with what you’re doing, we’re moving our hands to your ears, stroking them, massaging the lobes, pulling them increasingly hard, all whilst now making EYE CONTACT]
Lulu: [making the first noise she has made so far other than the gasp about all this, quietly but it might as well not be because the proximity she can hear it perfectly anyway and it’s obvs the most 🥺 ever because !! but maintaining that EYE CONTACT]
Sekhmet: [letting our fingers meet in the middle and lace around your windpipe, not applying any pressure but we’re there to feel more of these noises ‘I’m not sure you know a thing about relief yet’ letting that yet linger]
Lulu: [‘so teach me what you know’ LOOKING at her like that’s why we’re here, isn’t it, how indecent that sentence sounds making me die because y’all are in a corridor or somewhere and anyone from this function could bowl into this scene rn]
Sekhmet: [just LOOKING at her for what would feel like an age because that is all we’re doing, haven’t moved our hands but also aren’t moving them either ‘we haven’t got all night’ like there is way too much, you have no idea]
Lulu: [STARING back at her basically unblinking and not breathing for that same age of time ‘we have all the time you want’ just giving herself over to this girl completely nbd because the party and her bf and everything else is simply irrelevant atm soz everyone]
Sekhmet: [when this is the right answer but we’re going to be mean and make you wait for it ‘and when I want?’ stroking down her neck]
Lulu: [a nod that’s really dramatic ‘whenever’ because it’s the true tea and we’re not gonna be out here pretending otherwise in this moment ‘you can do completely as you please’]
Sekhmet: [just grinning at her, running your hands down her body, with a deliberate slowness like at any moment you’re going to do something undeniable, but we’re not, simply nodding back like that’s settled then, going to pick up your phone and turn this music off, undoubtedly answer the various messages you would have from all sorts of hoes]
Lulu: [when you’ve literally just said she can do whatever she wants so you can’t even argue when it stops despite how much you’re dying about it, just watching her as per so intensely it would be distracting, though eventually I’m sure you have to check your own phone and answer any messages from your bf when his flirting attempts have failed and he’s like where are you, the sigh because she just HATES him lol like ffs]
Sekhmet: [looking up at this sigh because you recognise that energy because so many girls going out with boys they can’t stand always lol, shaking your head amused as you take her phone from her hand and go to take a photo of y’all, recreating the most blatant of the dance poses you ended up in so you’re not even faking anything for his benefit, just letting him know what you’ve been doing ‘I’ll leave the french to you’ with a lil shrug, untangling yourself as quickly as you tangled without warning there]
Lulu: [we love every second of this little photoshoot especially because it so clearly isn’t for his benefit, likewise the voice note she’s leaving Gabe rn isn’t either it’s purely just an excuse to be hot and speak french knowing that this girl isn’t going to understand all the extra shit you’re saying that you’d love to say to her but can’t because you’ll scare her away]
Sekhmet: [heading in the direction of the party again but slowly enough that you can overhear all this, despite not being able to understand it ‘you’re so welcome’ over her shoulder because clearly hot enough Gabe is going to come find you rn immediately]
Lulu: [me like her grandparents are welcome she isn’t heading back to the party because we all know she’s gonna recreate every hot Sekhmet dance move and employ everything she was ‘taught’ and it’ll be indecent af before they even hookup in this random corridor or wherever which of course they will cos gotta take her frustration out on this boy but be thinking entirely about this gal, you don’t deserve how hot it’ll be sir you truly don’t]
Sekhmet: [lmao, my boo says you’re welcome, you massive flop, clearly we’re off to do some ‘work’ with Tansy which is just taking hot photographs and making that content because likewise frustrated even though it’s our plan, the way it’s going to be plainly obvious on both ends when y’all get back in this party]
Lulu: [mhmm, I just know she’ll be back way too soon because Gabe is a flop and that hookup will be over much quicker than she wanted and long before it was anywhere near satisfying enough even with all her gay thoughts and she’ll be devastated that Sekhmet isn’t there and neither is Tansy so you know damn well what’s happening because you’re not stupid, not at all casually in an even worse mood than she was before, soz to Mattie or her grandparents if they try and talk to her atm]
Sekhmet: [ah the gay jealousy, not why we did it but it helps keep her wanting and waiting for whenever you are planning to pounce next, sure you’ve also gotten high gals so it’ll be so obvious when y’all walk back in like messy hoes]
Lulu: [just lowkey having a domestic with Gabe about it because you can’t have a go at either of these girls and I’m sure he probably wants to leave because this party is dry af and you don’t know what you want because on the one hand would absolutely love to leave so you don’t have to watch said messy hoes but on the other you can’t bear the thought of going and not being able to watch every second of it]
Sekhmet: [when you were expecting them to be loved up because clearly did not realise the relationship was this shitty, you thought the hookup would totally fix both their moods so you’re here like oop, ‘cos not drunk/high enough you don’t have eyes and ears]
*Can be continued from here
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#Morning Inspiration With Matty 🌅
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This morning your thoughts will navigate the journey that you will take, be very mindful of your inner conversations about yourself as well as others always remember your mind is listening.Focus on the good in life and make a conscious…
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Send 💭 for a thought my muse has had about yours // @ourfairdominion
'Was Mattie always this cute? I can't believe he actually went to that haunted place with me and offered me a boost up, how sweet. Do people actually not notice him or is that a joke? If it's not it's their loss I guess, means I just get to appreciate him and those really cute freckles more! I'm so jealous, they fit him perfectly."
A pause, there's nothing for him but praise, she's always felt some sort of connection with him, one of the many nations with French and English influence, though they don't share much in terms of language. Different kinds of colonies, she supposes, but that's never done anything to lessen the admiration and respect she's always had from afar.
Oh no, there she goes again getting carried away.
A small grin graces her features for a moment as she thinks of something to break the tension she's sure must exist. "You're such a good boy, you know?"
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cod:
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How soon until Rolling Stone does a an “E! Ted Casablancas’-style” off topic insert of Dianna Agron at the end of an article about Matty and Taylor?
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