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eviesaurusrex · 2 years

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Harry Styles x fem!reader

Faceclaim: Dakota Johnson

author’s note: this is pt. 2 to this little social media au blurb, but you can read it without reading pt. 1 (even though you should bc… I said so? lol nevermind) Enjoy!

pt. 3 is here

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harrystyles I am immensely grateful for each and everyone who came to my shows, and I can’t express my love for you and your never-ending support, especially in troubling times like these. But I am happy to finally be back home and see this wonderful woman every day again. To all the couples for whom long distance is their normality: You have my utmost respect.

x H.

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annetwist Enjoy your togetherness, my loves!

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↳ hsfan1 Anne loves yn so much 🥺

↳ gemmastyles She basically adopted her during their first encounter

pillowpersonpp Bring her to the studio, pleeeeeeaseeee! I need her energy and my favorite boy wants to see his auntie again 👀

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↳ yourinstagram 🚨 AUNTIE IS COMING THROUGH🚨

↳ yourfan1 you gotta love her 😂

yourinstagram I love to see you perform and do the thing you love the most, but I just love it more to have you home. Btw: dinner is almost ready 😘

↳ harrystyles My home is wherever you are, sunflower x

↳ yourinstagram Stop making me blush like a foolish schoolgirl and come down for dinner ❤️ Plus, Dot demands cuddles (and me too)

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↳ ynandharry Relationship goals.

↳ hsfan2 he named Sunflower, Vol. 6 definitely after her, can’t change my mind.

yourinstagram Best view to wake up to (i am seriously blessed bye)

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hsfan1 yn is living the life

hsfan2 Wish I was her

ynandharry Not sure if I wanna be her or him. Tough decision.

jefezoff Please drag him to his computer later. Some important mails are waiting 😩

↳ yourinstagram It's 6.30am, Jeff. WHY DO YOU THINK ABOUT WORK

↳ jefezoff Thinking about the time of day: Why are you even awake?

↳ yourinstagram Reasons. I'm a grown woman.

↳ yourfan1 🤔

↳ yourfan2 Jeff has a point tho.

paulrudd And I thought my face was your favorite thing in the morning.

↳ yourinstagram you’re my favorite when you bring me coffee during early mornings on set, yes. But other than then? Nope, sorry, bestie.

↳ imsebastianstan HEY. I'm your bestie!

↳ yourinstagram I'm gonna sleep again. It's too early for this shit.

↳ yourfan3 mood, yn.

gemmastyles 👀👀👀👀

↳ hsfan3 Why do i have the feeling that Gemma and Mama Styles know something nobody else knows?

yourinstagram 🎶I’m having your baby🎶 - and it’s totally your business harrystyles ❤️

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harrystyles You made me the bloody happiest man on planet earth, darling x H.

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↳ yourinstagram ❤️❤️❤️

↳ gemmastyles I finally can say: I’M GONNA BE AN AUNTIE

↳ annetwist My loves, I’m so happy for you 🥹❤️

ynandharry SCREAMING CRYING SOBBING

hsfan1 DADRRY I REPEAT DADRRY THIS IS NOT A DRILL

hsfan2 happiest day of my life 😭

imsebastianstan ❤️

paulrudd I demand godfather ❤️

gemmachan Congratulations, lovely!

chrishemsworth ❤️

chrisevans ❤️

anthonymackie 😍❤️

lizolsen ❤️❤️❤️ is the spot for godmother still vacant? 😍

robertdowneyjr Baby basket - on its way!

marvelbunch the entire cast is absolutely thrilled 😩 a mini avenger!

sophieturner FINALLY ❤️ Congrats, soon-to-be-mommy! If you need any baby clothes: You have my number 👀

hsfan3 I knew Gemma and Anne knew something! 🥺

↳ yourfan1 it’s finally out!!!

harrystyles Baby Styles. July 2022.

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pillowpersonpp !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

↳ mitchrowland She is screaming into a pillow. We’re so happy for you two!!!

jefezoff Congratulations 😭

niallhoran congrats man! So happy for you and your missus ❤️

↳ yourinstagram One Direction reunion when?

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↳ yourinstagram + not the missus

↳ harrystyles Yet x

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↳ hsfan1 did he…

↳ yourfan1 He did

↳ 1d4ever She is a 1D Stan 🫠❤️

gemmastyles My little brother is so grown up 🫠

harrystylesforever CONGRATULATIONS HARRY

hsfan2 Can’t wait for the dadrry content help my poor soul

yourfan2 What an exciting time to be alive! Baby Styles on the way, massive projects, and new Marvel stuff coming up for our queen, all the love and the support she gets… I’m freaking here for it 🥲❤️

whoisharry Now those odd combinations and late-night cravings make sense.

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yourinstagram Hey. Don’t call me out like that, I’m carrying your baby 🥺🥲

↳ whoisharry I’m not calling you out, darling. I just had a moment of realization, ‘s all ❤️

↳ mitchrowland You should’ve seen S’ cravings on some days. It was like watching a rubbish bin.

↳ pillowpersonpp Hey, YNN. You have a vacant guest room?

↳ yourinstagram Sure, lovely! Always for you and my favorite little boy ❤️

↳ mitchrowland You know how I meant it, sweets 🥲

↳ pillowpersonpp Pffff.

gemmastyles I told you she had an interesting appetite. It’s a wonder you never thought about the possibility of a pregnancy. I mean, come one. The morning sickness??? Are you sleeping like a bloody stone???

↳ yourinstagram In his defense: He wasn’t there when it hit me like a freaking truck. And then it was almost manageable in Denver, and when I had to share my food with the world, I always snuck out like a damn stealth ninja and used the bathroom across the hallway of the suite 🤷🏽‍♀️

↳ whoisharry Excuse me, you did what?! You need to fucking tell me if you’re not feeling well, love 🥺

↳ gemmastyles Okay, he is excused - for now. Take care of my favorite mommy.

↳ yourinstagram I’m sorry, H. Didn’t want to ruin the surprise, y’know? 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

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vanityfair Actress, Golden Globe winner, and Academy Award nominee YN LN (Westworld, Marvel, Pieces of a Woman) and British singer-songwriter and Grammy Award winner Harry Styles surprised the world with happy news on their respective Instagram accounts! The couple of four years happily announced LN’s pregnancy via posting shots of them holding a series of ultrasound prints of their little bundle of joy. Due to Style’s caption, Baby Styles will make their appearance somewhere in July next year. We wish the couple the utmost best and a smooth pregnancy for YN!

Click on the link in our bio to read the whole article about Style’s and LN’s relationship so far and an interview with the couple, talking about managing life during a worldwide pandemic and mental health issues!

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hsfan1 Still can’t wrap my mind around it 😭

hsfan2 Soon, we don’t have to imagine Dadrry content because there will be actual dadrry content because Harry is Dadrry!

yourfan1 She will be such a good mom 🥹

yourfan2 adopt me, please! 🙏🏾

harrystylesforever Tearing up every time I read this ever since yesterday 🥹

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Thanks for reading, lovely humans! Comments, reblogs, and likes are much appreciated!

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waitingformyfavoritesongs · 1 year

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3:50 am pdt (3:49 am pdt) 5 April 2023 Wednesday acid brain 🧠 pain 3:51 am pdt I guess incubus is now cursing me acid flesh eating problems. This will really kill me. 3:52 am pdt I already told the doctor on the phone ☎️ but he decided to forget it. I told a nurse 👩‍⚕️ and all she did was talk back to me “I don’t have the authority” I don’t remember her offering help. And to say that means she decided not to help me. 3:54 am pdt

4:04 am pdt cbs is saying there was no baby 👶 with stormy ⛈ Daniels or the other one. Suddenly saying no kid 🧒. Weird. After I wrote below. Did they ask and finally get an answer???? 4:07 am pdt paternity test???? 4:07 am pdt 4:08 am pdt

4:09 am pdt I’m not special. Something more bad things are going to happen to me. I feel it. 4:09 am pdt

I think 💭 incubus doesn’t like how I handled the Q situation. He hates me for that. (Acid skull 💀 and brain 🧠 pain 4:11 am pdt I guess he doesn’t want me to bring it up 🆙 ?????? Pain right heel pain acid pain pain pain 😖😭🥵 4:12 am pdt he hates me for years before that. He would never pick me to be his wife. Probably Bcz of my bad habit tendencies with blaming others. 4:14 am pdt pain 😞😖😭😫😩 4:14 am pdt 💀 skull .

5:32 am pdt Catherine McPhee?? She had a baby 👶 with the old man she married I heard. I probably should look 👀 it up 🆙. 5:33 am pdt I wrote the stuff about the incubus and stormy ⛈ Daniels as a joke, but you never know! But I was serious (tongue pain 😖😭😞5:35 am pdt) about my sister and begin again movie 🎥. A neighbor called her Kiera knightly. 5:35 am pdt 5:36 am pdt pain nose 👃 bone 🦴

5:53 am pdt I smelled fish in both apartments in only the bathrooms 🚽 even when we did NOT cook 👩‍🍳 or eat fish 🐟. 5:54 am pdt

6 am pdt incubus ate my brain 🧠 with more acid. Incubus is telling me thru autocorrect I guess why he is eating my brain 🧠 with acid... this is really the end of me. He really thinks I’m bad. So I guess my fate was too waste my life and never be truely happy. I have issues with being honest. Yup. That’s true. I can’t be honest. I accept that judgment. 6:05 am pdt that’s all I can say I guess. 6:06 am pdt unfortunately. I’m going to lose (acid pain brain 🧠 6:06 am pdt) my brain 🧠. I guess he doesn’t want to help me out with decapitation. I will be gone soon. The kisses 😘 were to mislead me again. I never said that I liked Scott and he didn’t say he liked me b4 asking for kisses 😘. 3rd time I mentioned this. My ex boyfriend said I was a bad kisser. Near the time of breakup he seemed like he didn’t want to kiss me. I told this at the breakup and he said he was glad his body didn’t lie. All but 2 times near the beginning of our partnership, I didn’t tell him that I wasn’t satisfied and didn’t cum? Come? Spelling. I pretended to be satisfied. I had issues with being honest even then (skull pain backside 6:13 am pdt what’s he doing???? Feels like it split open???? 6:13 am pdt)

6:16 am pdt harsh sharp rough like sand paper but worse. In brain 🧠😖😭😞🥺 6:17 am pdt org*sm? Not cum? Or same?

I try and I try I try and I try I can’t get no, satisfaction 😭🎶🎼🎵🎤 6:18 am pdt 6:19 am pdt... I should be concerned. 😰 but I guess I should not have been dating him. I tried too long. I should have moved on. 6:21 am pdt I should have learned how to break up 🆙 hot 🥵 right rib area pain 6:21 am pdt

6:25 am pdt I should have bought a dildo and measured 📏 it, so I can know what I need 🤗😳 6:27 am pdt not trying to be spiteful. Some people think 💭 some things are Taylor made for them by god and I saw 👀 online that p*nis (acid face 6:29 am pdt) marketing products to grow back shrinking p*nis. If it shrinks then it can grow, right? 6:30 am pdt idk 🤷🏻‍♀️ but it seems like he’s killing me ☹️🥺😖😭 6:31 am pdt so if this information ℹ️ gets around maybe 🤔 when I’m born again as a woman 👩🏼 then I will know what I need to do! 6:32 am pdt

1:16 pmpdt I guess I have distorted thinking 💭. Or a wild imagination 💭??? But I will probably have more distorted thoughts 💭 as the acid eats my brain 🧠. 1:17 pmpdt pdt 1:18 pmpdt

1:19 pmpdt I should capitalize? On this? Write ✍️ some fiction novels. Brain 🧠 skull 💀 burning 🔥 1:20 pmpdt. Turn my pain into gold/art. 1:20 pmpdt right arm pain right ribs pain.

2:36 pmpdt I guess I have been in denial. God has no sympathy?/empathy? For people like me he labeled the devil 👿. Left eye 👁 ball pain. 2:38 pmpdt but I’ve lived most of my life not questioning? Maybe? Some things. I took those things at face value and for some reason I thought 💭 it made sense. I guess Nick V./B. Was righteous to only ask for “friends w/benefits” but his version was only benefits no friendship. It was righteous of Nick to only ask for s*x. No dates. No getting to know each other. Bcz I don’t know 🤷🏻‍♀️ if I would have been comfortable enough to be myself around him, and forced myself to be with him like I was with my first ex boyfriend. Pain itchy left eye 👁 lid when I touch it 2:44 pmpdt. I would have wasted his time. I felt guilty about that with my first boyfriend and a little bit with Scott. I felt emotional 😭 psychological torture . I really didn’t want to be w/ someone I wasn’t feeling more for. And Scott seemed to bite me Bcz I rejected 🙅‍♀️ him. Bcz after he bit me I went back to kissing him and grinding on his lap in 2010. It’s like a reset button was hit and I went back to being in denial like in 2007. Land of nod? Yes, not no. Only yes is allowed. And then he called me an unethical whore on Facebook in his about me section. 2:51 pmpdt I’m still a bad person... why do I have that type of tone in my head? Like sarcasm? I’m not being sarcastic... 2:52 pmpdt I guess I should be sarcastic ? Idk 🤷🏻‍♀️. I did feel like A lot of times I was in denial and lying 🤥 to god. I was scared. Scared 😱 of admitting I (left eye 👁 ball pain 😖😭2:54 pmpdt) was a whore. That I caved in to lust! With my memory going I now question 🙋🏻‍♀️ what else I lied 🤥 to god about. 2:55 pmpdt about feelings. (Acid tongue 👅 pain 2:56 pmpdt) I was addicted to Brendan, but I did get annoyed Bcz I tested him with a different screen name and he said he didn’t have a girlfriend after we had been s*dying on aol and telephone ☎️ s*x. And it was a lie to say I love 💕 you to him which I wrote earlier in this tumblr. We did not talk enough about non s*x stuff for me to feel a complete relationship connection. 3:01 pmpdt

5:19 pmpdt I typed s*xting on aol. Incubus changed it to s*dying on aol. 5:20 pmpdt I believe it. This isn’t a fake out. The kiss was a fake out. 5:21 pmpdt I wish he never bothered me. I wish he didn’t touch me. I guess this is karma for the first boyfriend and the other guys that followed. Maybe even for every guy I ever had an interest in without knowing them well. I wish I had kept my options open and never told a lie. 5:23 pmpdt I think I’ve been in denial all my life. Afraid of my real feelings. 5:24 pmpdt 2 guys I fell in love with moved to Los Angeles. I guess those were signs I wasn’t going to have second chances with either of them. I even asked my mom once if we could move there and she didn’t want to, it was b4 November 2014 that I asked when I found a job post that fit my skills and didn’t ask for more than I was comfortable doing. 5:27 pmpdt

5:42 pmpdt I wasn’t thinking of trying them again at the time when I found that job post, but I asked my mom anyway if she was open to moving there. 5:43 pmpdt

5:45 pmpdt when I lived in alum rock I think my upstairs neighbor was annoyed with us. She was keeping her dog on the balcony. My mom requested that they clean the balcony and our patio Bcz the dog pee’d and pooped there and it was filthy. A year later? During COVID, our bathroom smelled like dog sh*t. I imagine she/they intentionally knew that their pipe lead to our pipe, and put the dog sh*t in her tub and wash it down the drain. We already had this problem b4 we moved in but we never thought she/they would intentionally do a thing like that. B4 we moved in there was blue water in our tub from probably soaking blue jeans in the tub. Architects. You’d think they would have solved this problem. Nope. I think they like this problem. Heinous? 5:53 pmpdt

6:50 pmpdt incubus significantly attacked my brain with acid and hit it. I anticipate dying soon. Incubus hinted that he was “Brendan” and that he might have raped me in his incubus form. Or my sister. Maybe both. Back when we were younger. 2001. Brendan Lean called heather lean a yenta on Friendster. I saw heather Hampton’s name was originally heather lean on YouTube. (6:56 pmpdt I don’t know if the incubus did that to confuse me/ mislead me 6:57 pmpdt) Brendan said he had a cousin in San Diego. An older sis who had pomerianian dogs. I saw (acid throat pain 6:55 coughed wheezed been wheezing when coughing 6:56 pmpdt) heather Hampton is maroon5princess. Acid arms pain. It’s all a trap. Only men can get away with crimes. That’s okay. Nothing I can do about it. They don’t see it as crime but as a necessary part of being gods. 😞 Amar malek doesn’t care Bcz he’s one of them. If he were a regular person doing dirty work for them without knowing they were incubus/god, I imagine he was paid ASAP for the voice show idea and once he was paid well he secured hitmen to tie up loose ends with the exception of me probably Bcz I may have actually seeemed weird and lil crazy. Maybe delusional? And he thought I might be a source for more ideas with a lot of potential. 7:03 pmpdt b4 he had the funds, he lacked access/connections. So he had to do stuff old school. Maybe originally b4 he saw my idea.... hmmm that is a good question... maybe he snuck in and I didn’t notice him? Maybe he listened in and saw the chairs b4 and after my presentation? 7:06 pmpdt 😤🥵😤🥵😤🥵😤🥵😤 7:07 pmpdt vag pain. 7:08 pmpdt maybe 🤔 he had the intention, 2-fold? To create an army of people against me Bcz of what Brendan lean probably said to him? And to spy 🕵️‍♂️ on me old school 🏫 style by getting my cellphone 📱. Once he had more money 💰, he could do more sophisticated stuff. 7:10 pmpdt like hack Lauren’s cellphone 📱 and stalk her. Hypothetically. The hitmen would have access to her phone 📱 and time it so they’d hit her in the car 🚗. (Acid brain 🧠 pain 7:12 pmpdt) b careful with cellphones 📱 and cars 🚗. 7:13 pmpdt 7:14 pmpdt

7:29 pmpdt I imagine Amar malek stalking me at UCB was probably like a frat initiation. 7:30 🕢 pmpdt to Adam Levine’s secret club. 7:31 pmpdt

8:17 pmpdt I guess I’m the bad guy. I would beg him to cut off my head again but behati gave hints I will commit suicide. This is god. God’s world 🌎. He doesn’t like that I deny my feelings. I guess I twisted things. I should have been more charitable to my aunt instead of giving her a hard time. I guess I was unpleasant to be around even though I walked away from the tv 📺 and left her with it when I had plans to watch something I squated infront of the tv 📺 changing channels curious to look 👀 at a few channels b4 changing it to the one I wanted to watch and she came up from behind and laid on the couch 🛋 hogging the whole thing so I could not sit on it. He did not like that I was greedy with the pizza 🍕 instead of sharing more with my cousin. 8:25 pmpdt and offering to buy more dinners instead of telling her dad to feed her dinner b4 bringing her to our place. Is that what you want, incubus? Is this what you (acid brain 🧠 pain 8:27 pmpdt) want me to write ✍️? 8:28 pmpdt I wish I had a guillotine. So I can do it myself. 8:29 pmpdt my head is small. My brain 🧠 is smaller. I can not take the anxiety and pain. 8:30 🕣 pmpdt please don’t do it to my mom. 8:30 🕣 pmpdt

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lovinkiri · 2 years

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Hot Villain Deku smut! Quirkless hero S/O feels bad bc Deku has done so much for her, and she feels she’s contributed very little to him. So, she tries to make up as much as she could, like cooking him meals, cleaning his clothes, giving him massages, and so on even when she’s tired. She even dresses up in things like a maid outfit, a sexy gown, Neko ears, and even a female version of his villain get-up. What really got him was a naked apron, all while cleaning up in front of him…

Cater To You

Author's Thoughts: 🎶It's the least I can do, let me cater to you🎶 This reminds me of that song, hence the title. I'm a sucker for pleasing your s/o ☺️ Also, I decided to give each outfit separate headcannons because the different reactions will not be if ignored 😌

Maid Outfit

He comes home to find you dusting

And since he's a lil perv, he immediately notices the curve of your ass when you can't reach something

And he's on your ass (literally) in a second like "Need help?"

You try saying no but eventually you let him help you out cause he won't stop asking

So he lifts you on his shoulder

Does not matter how big you are, Izuku is strong as hell

You barely weigh a thing to him

Carries you around a bit so you can reach the highest spots

When he puts you down, you ask how "work" was while you go back to cleaning

"Huh? Oh, yeah, I caused a building to collapse- Could you come closer?"

"Zuku, I'm supposed to be cleaning."

"Seeing you like that has got me making a mess of myself and I need you to clean it up."

Sexy Gown

God this has gotta be the outfit you give him a massage in 😩

He comes home and now the lights are dimmed

The atmosphere was so romantic

But he left the lights off when he left

So at first he thought someone broke in and "just dimmed the lights so they could see better without attracting attention to the house"

Villain or not, he still over thinks everything 💀

It wasn't until he noticed he was stepping on rose petals that he realized it had to be you

Because otherwise, whoever broke in wanted to fuck him

He followed the trail of petals to his room and found you in the bed

And he looked you up and down at least three times

Immediately has his hands on your sides and hips, rubbing up and down

"What's all this, rosebud?"

You simply hush him and start to strip his costume from him

His hands are restless as you, fidgeting at his sides

You lay him down on the bed and he grips the sheets to hold back from getting up and laying you out on the bed

As soon as you start massaging, he's moaning

The man is stressed, all the time

And every knot undone forces out a broken whine

"O-Oh fuck rosebud, yeah.. R-Right there.. !"

Neko Outfit

Screw just the ears, why not a whole outfit?

Fake plug in or clip on tail

With a short skirt and a tight shirt

And some gloves and socks with paw prints on them

Yeeeeesh 😩

He can't take his eyes off you

He's on the phone with the league but he has no clue what they're saying

He's just going "Uh huh.. Uh huh.. Yeah.."

You cooked earlier so now you're just doing dishes

But Izuku notices how you've looked so sleepy all night

He asked about it earlier but you insisted on doing the dishes

So he muted himself on the phone and called for you

You walked in, eyes lidded and he beckoned you closer

You did so and he pulled you on his lap

"C'mere, pretty kitty. I can tell you're sleepy."

"No, Izu, I've gotta-"

"If you're that restless, I could put you to sleep. As long as you can be a good kitty and stay on all fours."

Female Deku Outfit

As soon as he sees you walking around in this?

He's frozen

Can't move, can't speak.

The only thing his eyes can do is follow you

But if you some into reaching distance, he will pull you by the waist after a moment

"Are you sure you don't wanna be a villain, Doll? So far, I like it when we match."

You aren't getting any cleaning done

He won't let you go, you're stuck in his arms

You guys start making out, which leads to riding him

"This is what you wanted right? Such a mischievous little villain."

The Apron

He got home and took his hero suit straight off

It was just one of those days

He plopped on the couch and called for you, just to see if you there and were down to cuddle

Then you came out only wearing an apron

And the man's jaw dropped

By now, he's seen you in tons of different outfits

But seeing you naked was better than anything

Because it was just you

No gimmick, no theme, just you

And he found nothing sexier than you

He watched you go around cleaning the living room

The moment you bent over pick up his hero costume, he was on you

You could feel his cock poking your ass through his underwear

"God, you're such a tease baby"

His fingers found your cunt and you gasped as he began rubbing quick circles into your clit

Made you cum on his fingers at least twice

Then he popped them into his mouth, savoring the taste with a quiet "Mmm.."

Bent you over the back of the couch and just 😩

Completely lost control of himself

I mean he broke the couch gripping it so hard

And he didn't stop

He just let his head fall beside yours and growled into your ear

"Fuckin' take it, take it"

#Villain Izuku x reader #Villain deku #bnha #mha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #x reader #smut

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