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totallynormalbehavior · 7 months

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Behold it is I that ask almost every🦉

blog ,what their opinions are of WHB.

So chosen one, please share who's your favourite are in WHB and do have any opinions and thoughts regarding the Kings?

*Snaps from imagination*

Wait I’m the chosen one

how to answer hmmm

Okay let’s go

Satan

8.9/10

He was of the kings who caught my eye at the beginning

Love me some little red man

Pregame opinion

He is probably going to be a heartless angry dude who wouldn’t care for MC’s feelings.Red flag with the anger issues.

After game opinion:

He is such a tease ugh I love him.This man gets turned on if you shout at him and he feeds off your anger.so a perfect person if you like to stress relief and a perfect punching bag(fiction of course)

I really love how he cares for MC and is one of the few who sees MC as their own person *gives Sitri the side eye*.Love how he gets jealous of if someone tries to get even close to MC.

Everybody wants to kicked on the butt by him.

He reminds me of a sheep who has anger issues

This still lives rent free in my mind 😳

Mammon

7/10

The first thing I look for in a man is his heart ❤️ …..THE FACT THAT HIS TITS IS INFRONT OF IT IS NOT MY FAULT

Pregame opinion:

His design is gorgeous to me especially those hand claws whatever they call it he wears.

He is going to fall in love with MC the at first sight.He is a gentle giant,probably a himbo.Does also he produce gold also from his dic-“gets shot”.

After game opinion

And I wa right about his personality.This man has a heart of gold .Sor why are you so big

Sugar daddy Mammon to the rescue.

This man is really oblivious about what he says to others especially around Satan and their height difference.

Reading his selfie card story ,it’s like talking to a wall with this man.

Oh and also the description “I wanna be yours “and not “you will be mine “ is him.Instead of you being his pet,this man considers you his Master.Good boy for MC

His H scene is one of my favs so far

Can I squeeze his tits as relievers

Leviathan

9/10

Pregame opinion:

🎵Looks like an angel walks like an angel🎵

Oh my sweet beautiful honey boo boo who wouldn’t hurt a fly .Is such a soft boy 🥺.

His kink is dangerous though .Would this man be turned on if he choked on his drink though

After game opinion

Gets slapped in the head of how much of a menace this guy is.*holds head in pain* wait …WHAT HAPPEN TO SOFT BOI

I don’t like how this man calls me out for being a perv escuse you sir I’m a ✨expensive hoe✨who is selective thank you very much 😤

Have you ever cried upon seeing someone so beautiful

This demon hangs everyone for the pettiest reason,wait you breath the same air as him 😡 “hang

Is a interesting character ngl

One of the characters who gets MC’s attention

His bathtub card broke me …

Dat ass

Rattail Beelzebub

-10000000/10

*breaths in and out *

This man oho this man

Pregame opinion:

Disgusting Rattail who is a homeless men ,did you see his jeans zero fashion sense .

Shamless slut and is proud of it

After game opinion:

👆

Still the same but worse

I hate that after the quiz I got him.No I did not see the retry button,it’s because I was sleeping.

Ugh Rattail

*somone shouts in the audience:She is in denial your honour

No I’m not

…….

Anyways where was I um

His selfie card story proved to me that this man is jerk

He makes Bael overwork and I don’t like that .He must take responsibility for his own kingdom #FreeBael

I want this man as far away from me before I smell I I whiff of his cigs and rat piss

Why did they e make him so sexy and hot and cool and sjdheisjsbeji

*Sprays rat spray*

She is really in love with him and would die for him

Gunshots 🔫

And last for a man who is still not in the game

Lucifer

100000000000000/10

Sir I would like to ask for your hand in marriage 💍🥺

I’m certified Luciwhore

This man is so beautiful *cries*I would like to kiss him and tell him how precious he is

30cm ..where is all that going 🤨 Can I suck your di-

*Explosion*

Now for my fav nobles …honestly love all of them can’t pick a fav among them😌

#whb thoughts #whb ask

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transautisticmikewheeler · 1 year

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I would love to hear about your stranger things pjo au!!! Love both stories, all the better to mix them

well, buckle the FUCK up! /lh

❗ Before we begin, i'd like to give some warnings for abuse (csa, physical, emotional), self-harm/suicide, scars, neglect/abandonment, religion (mention of camps), minor character death, mention of kidnapping, eating disorders❗

this has taken TWO DAYS and it's long and not even finished but i'm tired of looking at it so

🎸 First character: michael wheeler. 🎸

love the kid to death. proud kinnie and apologist.

but

he's a fucking menace in this au. a mini percy, if you will.

15, genderfluid, he/they/she, boy kisser.

from hawkins indiana, bullied very badly as a kid for being neurodivergent, abusive father that does not know what a boundary is especially when he's drunk.

(that's projection right there - at its finest)

hypersexual for obvious reasons.

convinces a not-aware-of-the-abuse nancy to run away at 12 and 15. leave without any parting words to anyone.

make it to camp half blood where they are quickly claimed and mike is the first to meet percy, who has become a social worker/therapist alongside an oc of mine, chase williams.

he's given the following diagnoses: adhd, dyslexia, autism, cptsd, bpd with severe dissociation, mdd, and gad with panic attacks .

has been on 2 quests in his 3 years at camp. both, he does not talk about.

will becomes his fp basically on sight (i know- i was there. mike told me himself)

so fucking stupid its a wonder they put him against the ares cabin bc his smart mouth is brutal.

visible self-harm scars and will get so pissed if you ask about any of his scars. will tell you to mind your business.

⭐ AND THAT BRINGS US TO WILL ⭐

15, trans guy, he/him, queer.

aphrodite bitch that loves looking like he lives in a conservative 80s small town horror movie but like,,, the amount of tan and neutral works somehow? with some golden yellow and rusty oranges that make his green eyes shimmer and pop.

big artist and has hecate's blessing and OH MY GOD will with powers???? illusions???? fuckin CHARMSPEAK????? he's in his magician era lmao /lh /j

from cali. bisexual icon joyce brought her boys to camp early so they're prepared. i say she's the sally of stranger things

has the included adhd and dyslexia but with added cptsd, schizophrenia, and autism. that should be interesting.

has been on 6 quests since age 10, some successful, some not.

i want will to have eyeliner. i want to see him with it so bad. and painted nails. usually pink, yellow, or black.

🎵 NOW. EDDIE FUCKING MUNSON 🎵

21, nonbinary man, he/she, queer as hell

willeddie siblings. trans aphrodite kids against the world.

has apollo's blessing. very much a partner in crime to percy, they bond over music taste.

adhd, dyscaulia, bipolar 1, and cptsd

such a chill fucking dude but will ramble for years and years and years if you don't stop him.

very powerful charmspeak and very good at seeing the ties between people. has a celestial bronze dagger essentially named "freak"

sucker for apollo cabin counselor steve harrington

☀️ mr. steven harrington~ ☀️

19, trans man, he/him, bisexual

apollo kid, lover of pop, singer-songwriter.

very laidback, from TN surprisingly. has religious trauma, unsurprisingly, from being in a baptist christian family and being sent to summer camps until he was abandoned at age 16 by his mom and step dad.

adhd, dyslexia, hpd, cptsd, and unspecified dissociative disorder. hypersexual from a few instances of csa as a young child by someone at one of the summer camps he was sent to.

definitely has a knack for swinging blunt objects, of which he has a celestial bronze bat he carries everywhere along with a backup dagger.

thinks kids are fun to work with and teaches archery alongside chiron, which is unexpected but welcomed.

an okay healer. average. knows first aid, cpr, the basics

💜 the badass, nancy wheeler 💜

18, cis female, she/her, lesbian

athena kid through and fucking through. so smart but, like mike, oblivous and super dumb.

spends a lot of time out of the house as a kid until she and mike run away.

works for the camp newspaper, freelance journalist as she attempts college classes.

not the one you want against you in capture the flag.

chooses the gun bc she briefly has "i'm not like other girls" syndrome but finds it actually fits her.

her and annabeth talk all the time. to the point percy complains to mike about it.

robin buckley- love at first sight

📼 ROBIN, MY MAIN GIRL 📼

18, nonbinary woman, she/they/neos, woman kisser

also a big music person but POETRY. she absolutely loves poetry and symbolism and all that shit.

romance and sci-fi nerd.

dresses like a gay drama professor or gives off young richie tozier vibes, no in-between.

can name each bone in your body as she breaks it. loves her independent gf nancy.

adhd, dyslexia, autism, ptsd, and severe auditory processing issues.

indie music seems like her style but scene queen owns her soul and she'd sell it for ashnikko

thought about being a film major

steve's platonic better half as they should be

comes from an emotionally abusive household

📷 jonny boy 📷

19, trans man, he/him, aceflux demigayromantic

dates a clear-sighted mortal (affectionate)

aphrodite's son that may not be "conventionally attractive", but he has a knack for matchmaking and fashion, which he then neglects because he opts for a camp shirt and jeans with tennis shoes.

mild adhd, dyslexia, AUTISM, cptsd, avpd, gad, generalized depression

so many sensory issues and needs, but tries to be independent, which can lead to bouts of anger, frustration, and, sometimes, crying.

was severely bullied in school and he was physically and emotionally abused by his step dad, who his mom was not married to for very long

works with nancy and takes photographs for the paper sometimes.

🌻 el my beloved 🌻

15, nonbinary, they/them, pan ace, poly

as a kid of demeter, el has always been a plant lover. discovered their powers early

bedroom pop lover and blessed by aphrodite.

would rather rely on their powers than a weapon but does have a small dagger on them at all times.

elmike duo my sweets,,,

adhd, dyslexia, autism, cptsd, system (no amnesia, 2 other alters; jane and 11, who is different from el)

by early i mean she was growing plants at a rapid rate by the time she was 5. the wrong person saw it and she was kidnapped and abused severely until she was ten, when she was rescued by local police chief jim hopper, who later adopted her bc her mortal parent had been in an accident not too long after she was taken and did not make it.

🌸 baby girl chrissy 🌸

19, demigirl, she/they, aroace

daughter of demeter, very sweet

very much a basic pastel stereotype but we love her anyway, she's amazing.

has the following: adhd, dyslexia, bullimia, cptsd, gad with panic attacks

her dad's very much a pushover and her stepmom's heavily emotionally and verbally abusive and makes comments about her weight all the time

she only spends a few weeks of the year at home and it's usually only for her dad.

#🌻 to the sky of doubt au 🌻#stranger things #mike wheeler #will byers #byler #eddie munson #stranger things au #pjo au #lgbt #steve harrington #nancy wheeler #robin buckley #el hopper #chrissy cunningham #🔗#answered asks

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slashingdisneypasta · 2 years

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Randall Boggs x Reader || Drabble

Plot: Randall turns up ready to change, to get better- way too late, and at the worst possible time... 🤵👰 // Alternatively, you tell Randall that you've always, love him- but its not what he wants to hear.

🎵 Talk some sense to me 🎵 - Amber Run

Warnings: Angst, but with a little... something, at the end. Be kind, I've never actually written for Randall before.

Eyes widening, you get up from the couch and whip around, catching sight of the skulker hunched and wringing his hands like he used to, awkwardly by the door. “What are you doing here??”

“I, uh… “Caught off guard with a question he should have had an answer for, turning up like this, Randall mumbles something incoherent to himself, before clearing his throat and raising his voice again. “Would you believe it if I said I came to congratulate you?”

“No,” You exclaim, because- because- well, because you wouldn’t! That’s ridiculous! You break up with him and after 3 years of radio silence he turns up at your wedding to wish you the best? Fat chance!

“I didn’t think so… “He stops fiddling with his hands and holds them behind his back. Then he huffs out a sigh, shaking his head at the ground. “Okay- okay! Look, I didn’t exactly come for cake.”

“Really?” Sarcasm bleeds off your tongue, and he gives you a sharp look for it; But a faint grin flickers across his face too. He shakes it off though and moves, wandering a bit around the room with your eyes glued to him. “Randall- “

“I made a mistake.”

… Oh no.

No.

Not this, not today, your life is not a Mathew McConaughey and Kate Hudson movie!!

But, you don’t say a word just yet. You keep watching him, tight lipped and stony gazed, waiting for him go on; Just hoping that this ‘mistake’ he’s made is, by some hideous miracle, not at all what you think it is.

But… with the setting, and all… the chances are slim. You still have hope, though. Desperate hope.

“Look, I don’t think I really need to get into the specifics of it all, do I? Just come on- pack up your stuff, grab your keys, we gotta go. You said- you said, when you left, that if I changed- we could work again. Well I’m working on it.”

So he’s serious. “Randall- “You start, half pleading as you’re horrified, at all this. You do remember saying that, but it was three years ago! Statute of limitation, please!- “I- … You have to go. Now. This is my wedding, I- This is ridiculous! Go, now. Go home. I can’t do this with you. I won’t.” Moving from the dresser your fiancé helped you lug down here last night, you sweep the room and yank the door open, staring needles into Randall as you urge him to leave.

He squints back at you, in that menacing, stalkerish way that you used to find intriguing and doesn’t move; Not an inch.

“I’m not going anywhere, until you admit there’s still feelings.” He movies, scuttling across the room for what feels like half a second before he’s right in front of you and glaring. A finger prods at your chest with a finger, and you weakly let it move you. “You still have feelings for me.”

Of course, I do, you think immediately, in certainty. You still think about Randall… all the time. Wondering if he’s okay, if he’s moved on. If he’s found someone that fit him better, or if he still spent nights grumbling about you.

What you had together was the kind of intense intimacy that made you think soulmates are a thing, that never faltered for 4 whole years of college.

Never faltered… but grew darker, instead. Lost its promising sparkle. Which is why you still thought of him, and probably always will even when you’re 80 years old, but never went back.

“It wouldn’t do us any good if I did.” The tone in your voice is strong, unbreakable, but then it softens, and you allow yourself to share a moment with your first love… hoping to god that like everything else you used to share with him that he’ll understand. “You’re too late.”

He doesn’t. “I need to hear it… “His voice grows angrier… almost enough to scare you, right here in the broad daylight moredis than innocent little children in the dead of night. “You need to hear it.”

“I don’t want you anymore.” You exclaim, not-entirely honestly, but sternly enough that Randall backs off a bit- eyes widening and stepping back a smidgeon.

But he regains his control rather quickly, four fists clenching at his sides, one twisted tail warping and two eyes narrowing. “You’re still a disgraceful liar.”

Oh god- your face is getting blotchy. What if you cry? Sniffing, you cross your arms and take a breath in, readying yourself to answer; To deny it like your life depends on it. Until you’re blue in the face and Randall can tell you that he doesn’t believe you all he likes, but he’ll know that no matter how much he says it- the outcome wont change.

But the air runs out and you haven’t said anything. No ‘Doesn’t matter’s or ‘I don’t care’s.

Just you staring at Randall and him staring back at you… and hope blossoming in his chest and, traitorously,- yours too.

But, god, that can’t happen!

Suddenly you’re desperate. He needs to leave- go. Get out of your face and your house and your life again before you ruin it for him. Because that’s how much you loved him back then, which is why you had to leave… and you’d still wreck yourself for him.

But what can you say? What combination of all the letters in the alphabet can possibly string together in a satisfying enough goodbye that’ll convince him to go?

Two of his hands find themselves on your waist and it is such a hilariously, heartbreakingly profound moment that you almost want to laugh… or sob. Probably sob.

He’s so gentle, then. Eyes soft, waiting for something- hoping for something… Fingers holding on for no nefarious reason other than to touch you, not to keep you…

It makes you miss it all.

“Please, just tell me.” God, it feels like forever since you heard him use that word with anyone. Please.

You release another long breath, shaky as you reach up to, at first hesitantly, touch his face… then remember all those time’s you did it before, and hold him for confidently. If anyone walked in, they would think for sure that the two of you were the ones getting married today, by the looks of you. You know, that with Randall you look… perfect.

But it doesn’t feel perfect anymore, and that’s why you have to do this.

“Randall Boggs… “You start, giving him a small smile, your real feelings shining through your eyes for the first time in years, before going on. “… I will always, love you.”

He just looks… entirely, heartbroken.

Because you’re telling the truth. You’re not lying now. You love him deeply, and you always- always, will. And you know it perfectly well.

But that’s not enough like he needed it to be.

A few minutes passed after that, and neither of you said a damn thing. It was one of those moments where you swear… time stopped. Or you hoped, that time would stop. Because right then, in the last few minutes of something important, and you know that when the moment is up its over and you can never… get it back.

You both searches the others faces for a reason not to let this be the end, but you can’t find logic by just looking at a person you love, like they do in fairy tales. God, if this were a fairy tale, you can’t help but think… you would see something that would make running out on your wedding okay, and that would promise you that everything would work out this time with Randall.

You don’t, of course… But wouldn’t it be nice if you did?

You allow yourself to admit that yes. It would be.

Instead of all that, your phone rang on the couch cushions with an alert, telling you that it was time to walk. Randall let go of you and stepped back, shocked that you were actually going to do this- even after all that- but didn’t fight it.

Now you stand at your wedding alter and you must have blacked for most of the ceremony because before you know it everyone is looking at you, and the man in front of you is asking if you’ll take this hand in marriage…

And your mouth opens immediately- Your gaze flittering around the room finds a flash of purple behind the seats-

And no sound comes out.

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