🍄 coming in for laughs So imagine lucifer and mc switching bodies for a day. Satan needs to learn how to store the cursed tomes. Mc makes lucifer swear to behave like nothing happened. At RAD Dia obv figures out mc is lucifer for today, and so mc is excused from work. Meanwhile, lucifer needs to handle all his brothers touching, flirting, suggestions, secrets, not being able to be as intimidating, body is too small, where the fuck are my wings, why is your skin like that. At some point mammon even picks mc up on his shoulder and runs away. Attempted kisses. Total chaos. But he is too prideful to go back on his promise. At evening in the common room, they are back in their bodies, mc sitting on the couch, stifling a laugh, lucifer standing there embarrassed to his core, the rest come in, and find out the truth. A week later, Satan still hasn't come out of his room, Mammon can't look lucifer in the eye, Asmo gets flustered just thinking how close he was to lucifer having him on the table (in his imagination at least), Solomon wishes he asked mc for a pact while he could've, maybe it would work like that What do you think about the rest pf the characters? Ps. I love torturing lucifer, it's a hobby at this point

OH NO poor Lucifer!!!

MC being kinda mean by making him promise not to tell! They had to know he'd suffer at the hands of everyone believing he was them.

Then again, maybe it's good for him to experience a day being MC. He can finally know what it's like for MC to deal with this nonsense every day lol.

I love the idea that Diavolo figures it out almost immediately. Like MC shows up in Lucifer's body, ready to pretend to be him and get work done. At first Dia's like hmm okay.

But then MC does something too un-Lucifer like and Dia's like okay what gives. Who are you and what have you done with Lucifer. And MC just caves.

I can kinda see Levi just being unaffected. Like maybe he didn't even go to RAD that day and he's been holed up in his room playing some video game and missed the whole thing. 'Cause if he thought he was having some kinda sweet moment with MC and then found out later it was Lucifer, I promise the HoL will be flooded shortly thereafter.

Beel takes it in stride. He just goes over to Lucifer and says "Sorry for what I did when I thought you were MC." And Lucifer sighs and looks aggrieved, but he's like it's fine. 'Cause who could stay mad at sweet precious Beel?

Belphie is devastated, but like hell he's gonna let anyone know. Says he doesn't care and goes to sleep. Later finds MC and is like, here's what I did when I thought Lucifer was you. It was terrible. How could you make me suffer like this.

Barbatos would know, I don't think he'd be fooled at all. He keeps the secret, but he's just laughing about the whole situation on the inside.

Simeon is confused. Wait. MC was actually Lucifer? Oh. Oh no. He's gonna be apologizing to Lucifer for anything he did when he thought Lucifer was MC, even if he didn't do anything lol. Lucifer's just like please let us not speak of it.

I love that Solomon is disappointed he lost his chance to try for a pact. Lucifer is just like it's never gonna happen.

Satan receives an unfortunately long lecture about the correct storage of cursed books.

wait…wait… fingering felix or vice cerda while gaming mmm 😋 obv online or with friends or smth 😳 just having to play it off while cumming wowie🫠

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and Happy New Year my friend<3

happy ny to you 🍄 anon! this is such a great thought… what about having him cockwarm your strap after 🤭

🏷️ sub!felix, pegging, cockwarming

“stay still, baby. you’ll get yourself killed if you keep messing up.” 

felix curses into his headset when one of his enemies almost takes him out. it’s a close call; he’s getting sloppier and sloppier, nearly getting sniped by another player. 

you’re right. he needs to focus or he’ll lose. 

pull yourself together, lix. 

he shifts in your lap and whimpers when his next shot misses its target by a landslide. 

“lix! what are you doing?! put your head in the game mate!” 

chan’s voice rings through the headphones. one earpiece covers felix’s ear and the other is pushed back so he can hear both you and his teammates. he mumbles a shaky apology in the mic and you notice how his voice sounds oddly high-pitched. which means his friends must hear it too. perfect. 

“concentrate.” you press a kiss on his nape. his fuzzy hoodie tickles your nose. “you don’t want them to find out what’s really going on, do you?” 

felix shakes his head. he’d been the one who’d insisted on this: begged for more than the gentle pressure of your fingers inside his tight hole. and you’d obliged. with only one drawback: he has to finish this round first. 

and win. 

for the past twenty minutes felix has been sitting in your lap with your strap snugly fitted between his walls. every movement, not matter how small, has the curved head pressing against his sensitive prostate.

it’s torture. felix wants nothing more than to lift his hips and fuck himself on the silicon dildo but all he can do is sit as still as possible and keep his eyes fixed on the screen. he can’t afford any missteps now. not when he’s risking losing more than just this stupid game. 

watching your boyfriend struggle to keep himself from mindlessly grinding down onto your lap fills you with amusement. he looks so pretty like this: all flushed and agitated like he might lose his composure soon. his bottom lip is stuck between his teeth to stop himself from revealing his plight to his friends. every muscle in his body screams out in desperation; from his tense shoulders to his leaking cock twitching in your hand. there’s so much precum it dribbles down your fingers. at this point he may be wetter than you are and you’re surprised he’s been able to stay this still. just like him you hope the round doesn’t last much longer. you can’t wait to see the outcome. 

“i think you want them to hear you,” you whisper for his ears only. “want your friends to know you can’t wait to get fucked. what if i tell them i’m going to bend you over this desk if you win, hm? fuck your needy hole until you’re begging me to stop because it feels too good?”

felix can’t prevent the sudden moan leaving his lips. fuck, you know him too well. his ears burn at the idea of chan and jisung listening to him getting ruined and reduced to a sniffling mess. 

he can’t help but wonder how his friends would react. would they cut off the audio and never bring it up again, too flustered about having overheard something so salacious? or would they enjoy it… their pants tightening as they picture themselves in felix’s position. or (and the next thought is almost enough to make him blow on the spot), in yours. 

chan’s fat cock drilling into him while jisung holds felix down until he can feel his best friend’s cum drip down his ass—

shit. he has to stop and fucking focus for once.

felix knows you’re loving every minute of this. it’s evident in the way you chuckle when he fidgets in your lap. you’re thriving off his distress and it only makes his cock ache more. you keep whispering filthy words into his ear, seemingly unconcerned about anyone else who could be hearing them. 

would you want them to overhear? fuck, he can’t go there, not now—

felix has no idea how he makes it through the next ten minutes, but as soon as the victory screen pops up he disconnects from the voice channel with only a short, clipped “bye!” to his teammates. his hands are shaking as he tries to catch his breath. he won. 

“congratulations, pup,” your voice is sweet like honey and his heart beats impossibly faster when you take off his headphones and grab hold of his stuttering hips. “you deserve your reward.”

min eating with you bc he knows you struggle

TW ed, reader struggles with food

you shivered when minho put a bowl with steaming soup on the table in front of you. you picked at your cuticles nervously and looked up at him with fear written all over your face.

“you okay, love?” he asked you softly when he noticed your scared expression. you nodded slightly, reaching out for the spoon as minho sat next to you. “enjoy your meal~” he added cutely, earing a quiet giggle from you.

you took an experimental spoonful of the soup. it was truly delicious - minho never failed to deliver when it comes to cooking. your whole body trembled as you felt the hot liquid flow into your stomach, warming you from the inside. you felt bittersweet about the feeling - it felt oddly soothing, but whenever you remembered you were pouring more and more calories into your body with each spoonful you felt like crying.

minho glanced at you from his already half-eaten bowl of soup, stoping as soon as he noticed your teary eyes. he put his spoon down, wrapping his arms around your body. you shed a few tears, trembling in his tight embrace.

“you want me to help you?” minho whispered, placing a kiss on the crown of your head. you nodded, sniffing. you sat up, wiping your face as minho took your spoon in his hand, pretending as if he was feeding a toddler, but you didn’t mind. not when his other hand was placed on your thigh, rubbing soothing circles on your skin.

after what felt like an eternity you finished your meal, falling into minho’s arms once again as more tears welled in your eyes. he kissed your forehead, whispering “i’m so proud of you” and you thought that maybe you should also be proud of yourself for once.

there's something truly healing about writing stuff like this one🥹

Pixie. Pixie PLEASEEEEEEE. Can I just get a taste of subby!Fatgum. Girl please, you need new people on that damn BNHA master list and I will give you the heaviest pictures I have of cannon accurate Toji cock, please I beg of you. You know what, I don’t even care if it’s sub or dom, I just want him

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MY BABY 🍄!! THANK YOU FOR THE LONG WAIT AND BEING SO PATIENT WITH ME! I FINALLY FINISHED IT! I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT😙🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽

WC: 1.2k+, Not proofread (as usual 😭)

CW: Pussy eating, kind of switch of power, mostly Service Top!Taishiro aka Fatgum, sex on the couch, unprotected sex (wrap it b4 you tap it)

18+ MDNI!!

When you told him to come give you a kiss, you meant a kiss on the lips of your face not the ones between your thighs. You had been happy to see him after he returned from the gym. The broad shoulder man always loved to work on his physique and spent hours there. His best reward was coming back to you after working hard and you would always greet him so sweetly.

But his favorite sweetness was your sweet pussy. He would convince anyone that your pussy was the healthiest meal for him. Your juices were an energy boost. A natural source of dopamine. You didn't even make it from the living room couch as he pushed you back and took you right there.

"Tai! Baby, aren't mmm aren't you tired?" You were met with a toothy grin.

"Not at all. Gotta eat to stay strong." He placed a kiss to your folds before running his tongue up your slit. Your juices were essential to his survival and he wouldn't waste a drop of them. Coating his tongue in them before wrapping his lips around your throbbing clit. The sucks he gave to your bud causes you to squirm and buck your hips to his face. He places a firm hand on your thighs keeping you spread for him. "Stop squirming. Let me enjoy my meal."

Taishiro always showed his love for eating, so it was no different when it was time for him to eat you out. He was moaning, pure bliss flowing through his veins from your taste. His dick stiffening as he licked another thick stripe up your folds. The roughness of his tongue against you forcing your voice to hum out through the room. The knot in your stomach tightening as he started scissoring his fingers in and out of you.

Your voice gave out before you could tell him you were releasing on his tongue. A high pitch squeal replacing the words you were about to moan out for the muscular man between your legs. He didn't need warning, he knew your body all too well. The fluttering of your walls around his thick fingers, the way your thighs flexed under his hands. He caught every drop that you gave him. He loved the taste of you and refused to lwt any go to waste. Taishiro's eyes rolled back at your juices hitting his tongue. His body felt charged as he tasted your climax.

"So good. My favorite. Good girl." He was speaking through licks as he helped you through your orgasm. He didn't let you calm all the way down before he was pulling off his pants and stroking his heavy cock. His cock was thick just like every other muscle on his body. Your lips were met with his as he slid into you. The taste of your release was still on his tongue as he swirled his with yours.

His dick was sensitive. The man truly loved eating you out, just being between your legs was enough to have him on edge. He was barley fully in when he let out a whine from you wrapping around him.

"Tai, aww my baby. Take it slow." You often would have to guide the beefy man through fucking you. His brain would turn to mush the minute your wet cunt sucked him in. Tai had great stamina, but your pussy did something to him. He could never hold out for long when it came to you. Your nails scratching down his back, the moans that left your mouth, your lips trailing his jaw as he delivered slow deep strokes to you. He couldn't help but always be ready to burst inside of you.

It didn't hell he had wired himself to only focus on your pleasure. He only wanted to fuck you how you wanted to be fucked. There was no pleasure in it if you weren't getting the pleasure you deserved. "Like this, baby?" He ached for your approval. Eyes locking with yours, searching for the answer he already knew but needed to hear.

"Y-yes! Tai, right there!" It was intense. You could never tell who was in control. He whined for you constantly but the way he fucked you always would remind you how big he is. He messed with your brain more than you messed with his. You could tell him anything to do and he would, but the pleasure he gave you by hitting the insides of your walls so perfectly made you clutch and beg for him more. Incoherent sentences flowing from your mouth as a large, veiny hand held your head up so he could stare into your eyes.

He took his free hand and lifted your leg higher, placing it over his shoulder. Your ankle being met with a sweet kiss from him as he watched your face morph into more pleasure. "You like that, pretty girl." It wasn't even a question at this point. More of a statement that he loved seeing you nod your head furiously as your breath caught in your throat every time he thrusted into you. Glossy eyes shined back to him as he released shaky breaths feeling your walls flutter again. He placed a thumb on your clit making a loud moan rise out of your chest.

Leaning closer to you with your leg on his shoulder still, he continues rubbing your clit as his other hand now tweaks your perk nipples. "Gonna cum for me, baby? Come on. Wet this dick up." Tai was playing with your body, working your sensitive spots as he was face to face with you. His hips grinding into you over and over making your eyes go cross. "Let me kiss you properly please? Give you the kiss you asked for early please." The switch between fucking you dumb then giving you the power would never make you tired.

Moaning out a yes to him as you opened your mouth for him. Tai loved getting your approval to love you right. He let spit drip out of his mouth and into yours before he locked lips with you. Pushing his tongue in and out, letting your saliva mix. The kiss heavy and moan broken. Clapping of your skin connecting at the hips and smacks of your lips sounded out as he fucked you into the couch.

It was when he hooked a hand under your hips and lifted you slightly that your back arched up higher and your head fell backwards. Your second orgasm rushed out of you. His tip hit that special spot deep inside you perfectly for the last time. Your moans went straight into his ear as he kissed your exposed neck. The twitches of your body being held in his hands.

When you started whimpering from oversensitivity he finally pulled out and released onto your soaked pussy. His milky white cum covering your cunt as he used his thick dick to spread it around. He loved making a mess of your cunt. Placing one last kiss to your lips, he lowered your hips back to the couch.

"Let me clean you up." Such a gentleman. A wonderful lover. The best you could ask for as he slipped back down between your legs and got to work licking your pussy again.

Taishiro loved eating your pussy.

Thoughts of a Slutty Virgin - 🧚🏽‍♀️

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I didn't really know him well so i had fun looking him up! Him so pretty yall!! Thanking my 🍄 nonnie for showing me him😙 thank 🍄 nonnie for being so patient with me too!😙🫶🏽

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can u do a comfort wil fic? like, reader is just feeling off nothings really happened they're just kinda sad. just very cuddly shit, the softest you can conjure up :]

also can I be 🍄 anon :D

Hope this was okay and yeah! Of course! Welcome welcome <3

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Early in the morning, he got up, pissed and maybe grabbed a snack from the fridge. (A bite from the cheese block you bought so you could hand-grate for dinner that next night.) Coming back, he saw you sitting up against the wall in the sheets, the blanket pulled over your lap like an afterthought. "Hey baby," he said in the delicate quiet, your head tilting at his voice but from the little light in the hallway he could see your eyes were closed. "Didn't mean to wake you."

Your head shakes, "been awake for a while." And from the scrunch in your forehead and brows, he could tell it wasn't just about sleep. He bites his inner cheek and pulls the blanket back, guiding your shoulders down as he slips in the fading warmth from his side of the queen mattress. He loops an arm around your shoulders, pulling you as your nose tucks against his shoulder. Adjusting to his neck. It tickles a little bit but he doesn't mind. Legs entangled.

"Wanna talk about it? I've got time." Wilbur offers after several minutes. The two of you went to bed almost six hours ago, that's way too long for him to feel comfortable about.

"It's nothing bad. Nothing's happened." And then you wiggle a little. A shrug, maybe. "I don't know. Days have been… off." He hums into the pillow, tugging you a little closer to him.

"I know it's too late to be asking but is it okay for me to keep touching you?" He feels bad for not asking first. Most days are okay and maybe there are signs that touch is not always welcome but he likes to ask all the time. He meant to, he swears, he's just a little sleepy this time.

"Touch good." Voice muffled by the sleep shirt, your sigh builds from your chest up to your shoulders, and snuggles in closer.

He holds tighter.

"Okay but if you want to talk- about anything at all, just shake me awake. Eyes drooping fast." He warns you about forty seconds in advance, about his voice and about his lack of talent.

A quiet mumble comes out of your mouth, highlighting the bit of drool soaking into his shirt.

"Love you too."

Quiet snores and whistles come from the both of you not five minutes later.

Seunghan , Ricky , Zhanghao and Jiwoong are the type to make you call him sir and make you use ur words.. they make me dixzy.

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??!?!?!;!!;!(: i feel like seunghan was added as an unprovoked attack😭

okay but seunghan and his sir kink, it’s not on daddy level for him but it’s definitely up there. it’s very rare that it comes out it does, usually after you’ve called it him as a joke and it made him hard. would melt at you looking up at him with your pretty eyes and just “sorry sir” after you done something he didn’t want you to :( sir!seunghan punishes you by making you ride his thigh completely naked whilst he’s fully clothed. yeah.

jiwoong … gets such an ego trip off of being called sir. makes him feel so dominant and in control. could do anything to you and you’d take it. makes you thank him each time he makes you cum, makes you beg for him to fuck you. he’s so rough with you :( likes making you kneel down and suck him off so he can make a pretty of your pretty face

TW: blood Hey CC! How you doin Which of the characters do you think will most likely go with an mc who has a blood kink, but refuses to see any suffering? I have some delicious scenes with this though, I can send you if you want

I keep thinking Asmo might even entertain the idea beside the obvious choices but would love to hear your thoughts! I'm sending you some wine instead of water this time Luv ya 🍄

Wine! Oh, 🍄 anon, I get silly when I've had too much alcohol lol. Assuming you're only sending me a glass of wine and not a bottle we should be good~

Okay, so MC has a blood kink but refuses to see suffering?

Wouldn't either MC or their partner need to be injured in some way for there to be blood involved? Or are we talking like... they got their blood drawn lol. Or it was an accidental injury? I dunno, that all sounds like suffering to me, I hate getting my blood drawn.

Or are we saying MC doesn't like seeing other people suffering, but it's okay if it's themselves?

Or is it just that MC wants there to be minimal suffering? Like they're not into the hurting people part, they just like blood?

I definitely think Asmo is down for anything and won't have any problems with whatever rules MC has about it.

But I kinda see Lucifer being okay with this scenario too. He probably cares a lot less about whether or not someone is suffering, but he thinks it's cute that MC does. And I think he probably likes blood quite a bit. Matches his colors, you know?

Oof not me getting ideas about demons and the smell of blood. Like I'm really into the idea that if demons smell human blood, it kinda makes them crazy. Like maybe they wanna eat that human, right?

Hmm didn't know I was interested in that concept until right just now.

Anyway!

I also think Barbatos would be cool with anything MC was into.

And Solomon might have ideas for spells that allow you to procure your own blood without any injury at all... that just seems like something he might know about lol.

Now I'm thinking about spells that require blood... I kinda have a thing for bloody Solomon drawing magic circles in his own blood... oh oops what has this discussion unlocked??

Perhaps I'm the one with the blood kink??? LOL!

Anyway, you can always send me things if you feel comfortable doing so! Apparently I'm into this. Discovering things about myself tonight.

😵‍💫 anon’s ask abt perv jisung in public transport reminded me of a though i had on christmas bc i was supposed to fly out but i didn’t want to bombard you lol

just a lil fingering on the plane idk ☺️ i’m chan biased but who do you think would make you squirt on a plane..?😳😳🤫

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🏷️ public sex, fingering

hear me out on this one... jeongin... this man's pretty hands are something else. he'd be down for some spontaneous fun but also calculated enough to bring an extra blanket. you think he's just being sweet until you're up in the air and the passenger on your other side has fallen asleep. jeongin's hand inches up your thigh while he presses soft kisses to the column of your throat. you feel him grin against your skin; the bastard knows you can't resist him.

and that's how his agile fingers end up stuffing your cunt—your sweatpants and panties shoved down your thighs to grant him proper access. with one blanket covering your seat and one over your lap it looks like the two of you are just cuddling; if you can stay silent, that is. jeongin goads you on while his fingers work their magic, "you gotta stay quiet, baby. we don't want anyone hearing us when you cream my fingers, do we?"

in the end the only thing keeping you from waking up your neighbor is jeongin's large palm clasped over your mouth as you soak the blanket underneath you. with shaky legs and heated cheeks you leave for the airplane's toilet to clean yourself up. but when you close the door behind you it gets pushed open—and jeongin shuffles inside, eyes crinkling when he sees your surprised face.

"we have another hour to go, angel. that's plenty of time for a second round."

hi lovely 🫶🏽

are you going to make a part 3 of the pregnancy fic? like maybe the boys making sure that you were okay 24/7 and they're always making sure you have with you any food that you crave?

overall just being really chaotic and caring uncles :,)

please don't have to feel pressured to do it 💓

hii !! thank you for this idea ^^ i wont lie, i was kinda struggling and im not sure if this is what you wanted, but at the same time i had so much fun writing this haha hopefully youll like it, please let me know if you enjoyed<3

part one | part two

feedback and reblogs highly appreciated🫶🏽

since you and minho told the boys about pregnancy, they haven't stopped talking about it on a daily basis. they called at least four times a day to ask if you were doing okay or if you needed anything. they even created a separate group chat to only talk about you and the baby, worrying over you 24/7. you appreciated their efforts, it was really cute when they pinged you at a random hour with a question "uncle no 5: @/mother🫡 have you eaten anything today????? we know you've been craving mcdonalds lately so we bought a few happy meals and we're on our way to your apartment !!! see you soon".

that's how you ended up in the current situation - on your couch, minho running some errands in the city, felix and jeongin on both your sides, and twelve happy meals in front of you. "how did this happen…?" you asked, dumbfounded. "i thought you said a few happy meals". you whispered the last part, trying to process all of it. "yeah, i mean, we didn't really know which combination you wanted so we chose, well, twelve," felix stated and jeongin added a quiet "ta-da", both of them smiling awkwardly. after a long moment of silence, you suddenly started sobbing, the hormones taking over. the boys looked at you, confused and scared at the same time - did they do something wrong? "yn, what's- what's going on? are you okay?" jeongin stuttered, not being sure whether to hug you or leave you alone. he made eye contact with felix, silently debating what to do and gesturing vividly over your crying figure. "no, it's just- i can't eat all of this and it makes me sad, because you bought it for me and-" you were starting to ramble and felix had to place his hands on your shoulders to ground you. you looked at him and started taking deep breaths with his help. after you stopped hyperventilating felix spoke softly. "yn, it's absolutely fine, we're not mad at all. just eat as much as you want and we'll take care of the leftovers." you nodded but the tears didn't stop. "i'm really sorry, i appreciate your efforts and i would love to eat all these happy meals but it's just too unhealthy for the baby and i don't want the food to harm it" you began again, the hormones making you feel guilty. "we get it, yn, it's totally okay, don't worry. and please stop crying, it breaks my heart," jeongin said and wiped your tears. you giggled at that a little, feeling a bit better. you took one happy meal and started eating fries. "is there anything else you were craving lately that's maybe healthier than mcdonalds?" felix asked suddenly and you took a moment to think about it. there was one thing, way better than fast food. "cherries, i was craving them for the past few days" you mumbled. "okay, cherries it is" felix stated and took his phone to send a message to the group chat.

"uncle no 5: guys

uncle no 5: you have a mission

uncle no 5: buy some cherries for @/mother🫡 and come to her and minho hyung's apartment

uncle no 5: also, we have around 11 happy meals to eat

uncle no 1: what the fuck do you mean by 11 happy meals ???

uncle no 5: come and find out ;) bUT DON'T FORGET THE CHERRIES"

after around an hour you heard banging at the door. you wanted to get up and open them, but jeongin was faster. you saw five men at your front door, each of them with a box full of freaking cherries. "hi yn! how are you feeling? are you okay? did- did you cry?" changbin bombarded you with tons of questions as soon as he placed his box on the coffee table in front of you. "i'm fine, don't worry, but- i thought you would bring maybe a kilogram of cherries and not five boxes…" you replied, looking at the fruit in you living room. "i mean, don't get me wrong, that's really thoughtful of you, but what i'm gonna do with all these cherries?" you muttered, getting up and examining the boxes. you noticed on the side of the box that one of those was eight kilograms, which meant… "where did you even get forty kilograms of cherries?" you exclaimed, astonished. you didn't know if you were happy because of the support or if you wanted to murder them for buying forty kilograms of cherries for one pregnant woman. they remained silent as they smiled awkwardly, caught off guard by your reaction. as you were standing in the middle of the apartment, you heard key jingling at the door and you saw minho enter the room a moment after. he stopped in his tracks as he noticed the chaos - twelve happy meals, five boxes full of cherries and seven men in his living room as well as his pregnant partner standing around the coffee table. "what the hell…?" he looked you in the eyes, dumbfounded. "anyone want to explain this to me?" minho continued, looking around the room and then taking a few careful steps in your direction. "yn was craving some food so we bought it for her…" jeongin started, unsure. minho examined the room once more and then he shifted his gaze at you. he opened his mouth as if he wanted to say something but then closed them and simply brushed it off with a wave of his hand. he made his way to the kitchen to take something to drink and in the meantime you gestured at the food and clapped your hands. "okay boys, let's eat!".

there you were, an hour later, munching on some cherries and all of the boys, including minho, sitting around you on the couch and the floor, finishing their happy meals. they placed all of the toys on a pile in the middle of the coffee table and suddenly hyunjin spoke. "hey, we can keep these for the baby. you know, when their older they can play with them, right?". minho jumped at his words, clearly not happy about his idea. "absolutely not, i'm not gonna let my daughter play with 12 plastic minions" he almost shouted and you gave him a warning look, but it was too late. "wait, what? you're having a daughter?" seungmin asked and shifted his shocked gaze to you. "um… surprise?" you revealed and saw the boys jump from joy, shouting and hugging each other. you peeked at minho, his face was almost as red as the cherries the boys brought and he was fidgeting with the hem of his hoodie. when he sensed your gaze at him, he mumbled a faint "i'm sorry". in response you pecked his lips and smiled widely at him. "it's okay baby, that was actually a smooth way to reveal the gender. unplanned, but certainly smooth," you smirked and minho chuckled at that. you took his hand and watched the chaos together, feeling blessed to have such amazing people in your life.

hey so long story short im from hell and im gonna die. can i have all your money

HUH?

i dont. what. huh?????

can't stop thinking about old man tommy. gray hairs and the confidence of someone who's comfortable in his own skin and wants to be gentle with buck bc he needed that himself when he was younger and figuring himself out

every time i see someone saying a small age gap is problematic in a ship with two adults, i make tommy older in my head

wanna make him 65 honestly let him retire. he has a great life going to the gym and catching up on hobbies and probably volunteering somewhere and railing his 32 year old boyfriend deep into the mattress and then going up to make him breakfast but evan doesn’t stay in bed he pads down the stairs and glues himself to his back and runs a hand though his silver hair and tells him how fucking hot he is. because he is. buck just takes care of him, they take care of each others. always will.

Imagine you're dating Carlos and hanging out with Lando and Charles and you're quiet just staring at the two other drivers while Carlos orders. Charles catches you and asks why you're staring at them and you just sigh saying they're pretty and go back to normal acting like nothing happened but Lando is a mess and Charles is too while you order your food, then kissing Carlos - 🍄

PLEASE😭😭😭😭their poor wee heads are spinning

but you and carlos having previously spoken about your attraction to other people and you both have felt it with lando and charles. so there’s this moment of like “…what if?”

and then cue you both flirting and seducing the two of them and they are losing their minds because there’s no way they are actually reading the signals you’re sending them right but also they both want to give in so bad

military wife hours are raging right now where is my hannie I want to bake him a cute little pie for dessert with a cute little apron and skimpy clothes then he can reward me after! 😊

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it’s sweet, baking for him in just your apron and barely anything on underneath. gives him the opportunity to bend you over the counter and push your panties to the side so he can fuck you after you’ve finished baking. calling you his pretty girl and telling you how delicious everything is you make

Yo CC I HAD THE STRANGEST DREAM EVER It's kind of bizarre and I will DM you it instead, just cuz I want to be a mushroom right now That dream gave me an idea! A possessive MC who won't admit they are cuz... Well, MC kinda fucking with all of them and loves them all to death. So doesn't feel fair to ask them to look only to MC lol. Curious to know your thoughts about this... The dream synopsis will follow later...

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Okay so poly!MC who is possessive but feels like they can't act on that feeling because they're in love with everybody?? Honestly, I find that concept absolutely hilarious.

Like you guys all have to share me, but nobody else gets to have you...

I really don't think the characters would mind, actually. They're pretty chill about whatever MC does. And I think they'd like a possessive MC, even if MC is possessive of all of them. Like it makes them feel like they belong to MC, even if they aren't the only one, you know?

I think MC should just be themselves, don't hold back!!

Especially since some of the characters would have lovely reactions to a possessive MC.

Blushing mess: Lucifer, Mammon, Satan, Mephisto

Locks himself in his room: Levi

Thrilled: Asmo, Diavolo, Solomon, Thirteen

Surprised but secretly enjoying it: Beel, Belphie, Barbatos, Simeon, Raphael

That's how I think it'd go lol.

If time has the Zora mask would he have double the dick?

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(I will have had no shame)

abso fuckin lutely

He deserves to have those double fish sticks. Let him dick reader down, have his collar pulled and he's biting back ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

hello merin here is my soft thought for the day 😍 i so believe that jisung loves poking you. your cheek, arm, tummy, that one ticklish spot between your ribs on your back, he just pokes you randomly and continues his day as if he didnt do anything. and you always found it endearing that he does it so randomly and one day you do it back to him, poking his squishy cheek then following it w a kiss and hes so starstruck UGHHHH i love him i love han jisung 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

star oh my god !!!! no but thats so cute ??? ><

jisung looked at you with wide eyes, trying to comprehend what had just happened. you giggled at his dumbfounded expression, once again bringing your finger to poke his cheek again and again only to place tiny pecks in those placed right after.

he finally shook his head a little, messing even more his already dishelved hair. he paused the movie you two were watching on the tv and looked at you again.

“what’s wrong, sungie?” you whispered with a grin, caressing his soft cheek. jisung huffed at that, looking at you with sparkly eyes. he didn’t respond, gently poking your tummy instead and you squeaked at the action.

“now i gotta kiss it away, huh?” he said, moving the blanket to lower his head and place a feather like kiss on your stomach. you watched him with endearment in your eyes. he then proceeded to poke your left arm, then the right one, then your chest, your neck and so on, leaving a trail of soft, lazy kisses all over your body. needless to say soon after you two melted into each other, losing yourselves in soft kisses and quiet giggles that started to fill your apartment.

now im gonna think abt it at least twice a day, its too cute :(((