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juusbox · 8 months
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he got tadpoled because he failed an intimidation check against orin, but he doesn't remember that
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lazarus-lazuli · 1 year
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the us house of representatives reenacting the myth of sisyphus with kevin mccarthy is a bold choice but i admire their commitment to the bit
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funishment-time · 2 days
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noose-lion · 7 months
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dabislittlemouse · 10 months
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No thoughts, head empty, just imagining a threesome with Dabi and Shigaraki. You’re in the middle (either getting spit roasted or double penetrated), and they’re both praising you for taking their cocks as the same time. You’re blowing Shigaraki and he gently holds your hair away from your face, fingers massaging your scalp whenever you start to gag while reminding you to breathe through your nose between grunts. Dabi eats your pussy while you sit on his face, hands gripping your thighs and ass, rubbing his nose against your clit for extra stimulation as he tongue fucks you. Eventually, you’re sandwiched between them, one cock in your pussy and another inside your ass… or maybe both are in your pussy! Whichever hole(s) they choose, you’re sobbing and moaning with pleasure as your two men call you the most endearing pet-names like “baby”, “doll”, and “sweetheart”, tell you what a good girl you are when you reach your orgasm, and reward you with such tender aftercare, like a bath or cuddles. If you’re sore the next day, they have no problem staying in bed with you <3
Omg anon I-
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FUCKKKCKDNSKFJS THIS is so hot holy shit, I’d do ANYTHING to be sandwiched between them like that 🫣 them corrupting inexperienced me into having a threesome, with sweet encouraging words and praises until I end up full with both of their cocks sldjsndbwudjajdaodjskdjdj IM SO WEAK FOR THISSSSSSSS
I can aready hear their deep voices, their moaning and grunting as they slam into me at the same time 😩
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yeehawkins · 1 year
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so guess who just watched a playthrough of mw2
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xysidhequeen · 1 year
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Dick: I'm older than you!
Danny, time traveller whose prove of existence dates back to ancient cave painting: ohh? prove it.
Dick can't prove shit and it's going to drive him insane that he can't. He can't find out Danny's real name, his family history, even if this kid has a diploma because Tucker scrubbed every trace of Danny off any electric device in the world. (And via blackmail and bribes used various ghosts to clear out any physical copies) Of course, if Danny wants that information made available again, Tucker can do that
But. What Dick can find is what Danny requested be left. Which is only things from hundreds, thousands of years ago. Mosaics of him in ancient temples. Busts of him carved by long dead famous sculptors. Hell, he's even now heard rumors there's ancient art of Danny on other planets! He's even mentioned in ancient texts!
And. What's even worse. Is occasionally Jason shows up or is mentioned too. But Dick can prove Jason was born 18 years ago dammit so it's the only clue he has that there is shenanigans afoot.
Danny Nightingale, gaslight gatekeep girlbossing his way through making Dick question everything. Because Dick knows Danny is fucking with him he just can't prove it.
Now a snippet as a present for the ask
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"Did he take a thermos with him? I saw a thermos before he Leroy Jenkins himself out of my window," Dick demanded, opening said window to poke his head out and look around. 
"That was a thermos, yes." Jason nodded as Dick, with a slight pout, closed the window, giving it one last suspicious glare, as if the window itself was the reason behind Danny's sudden supernatural departure, and turned back towards Jason.
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shortstrawberry · 5 months
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squipedmew · 2 years
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i cant find the original someone help me
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relicsongmel · 6 days
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I like AA4
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leftoverspagehhti · 8 months
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Wow guess who made more of these
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pinky-in-blankets · 25 days
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This is what we look like as self shippers to normal people BTW.
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Cinder: All right, we need to distract these thaumaturges. Is anyone here good at jumping around and making annoying noises? Thorne, standing proudly while dramatic music plays in the background and the wind whips through his hair: My time has come
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pinkyhaert · 2 months
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@ All my friends, mutuals, & random bystanders I come across
*Michael Jackson plays in the distance.*
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reactionimagesdaily · 9 months
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Sexymen Shenanigans, pt 1/???
Mordecai: Alastor?
Alastor, looking up: Hmm? Yes, my feline fellow?
Ghirahim: Well, Strawberry, we wanted to bring something to your attention.
Alastor: And that would be?~
Bill: ONE, WELCOME BACK FROM HAZBIN! :D
Alastor: Ah, thank you, my friend! :D
Once-Ler: Secondly, we wanted to bring up Samantha...
Alastor: Oh? What about her?
Once-Ler: Wellll, she---
Double Trouble, cutting him off: It's been a week. She's been losing it. She keeps playing yours and Vox's duet on repeat on her phone. And she's been screaming.
Alastor: ...
Double Trouble: She is in shambles.
Bill: I HAVEN'T HEARD HER SCREAM SINCE SHE FOUND OUT ABOUT MY BOOK!
Once-Ler: Or the time she found out I was 6'4...
Mordecai: I must include the fact that she also found out I was a Sexyman.
Double Trouble: Or when I showed up during Season Five of my oh so beloved show.
Alastor, quietly: ....o h.
Once-Ler: ...so how do we calm her down?
Ghirahim: Wait it out, bean pole: she'll let up.
*she did not indeed "let up"*
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