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cozymodeonpoint · 4 months
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senshi fans: learning how to make nutritious meals for themselves
laios fans: down bad
marcille fans: lesbianism
chilchuck fans: putting that man in situations
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nocek · 11 months
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I love this contrast (and the wonders of magical superpowered baby :D )
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purple-goo-writes · 7 months
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Over 9000 ship where Kon has just moved into this new apartment, starting college and for some reason his upstairs neighbor is just so fucking beautiful and hot that he becomes literally the most klutsy person every time he and Danny meet in the stair well.
Tin finds this Hilarious. Kon is suffering.
Tim you don't understand he is just So Pretty and Hot and Taller then me! He is a Twunk!
Tim he picked me up when I tripped and just carried me to my floor bridal style. I was dying, literally dying. I was tempted to leap out the window. Tim Help!
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woodland-gremlin · 24 days
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Summoning Your Secret Boyfriend Pt. 1
Please check out Time Zone AU Summary and Fruitloops for context.
Red Robin knows John Constintene for many things. As a lead consultant for the occult. A member of the Justice League: Dark.The Laughing Magician. Hellblazer. A con man, sad trench coat man, and, as Danny likes to call him, a soul whore. He never thought he would have to add idiot to that list. Though with how many demons he pisses off on a daily basis maybe he shouldn’t have been surprised.
“Pariah Dark?” asked Superdouche.
Constantine nodded grimly.
“He is our only bet at this point. As the High King of the Infinite Realms he holds jurisdiction over Trigon and even if Trigon doesn’t listen Pariah is strong enough to defeat him. The problem with that though is that we would just be trading one bastard for another,” the occult magician explained.
“Explain,” Batman growled out.
“He was a tyrant,” Supernova, previously known as Superboy, piped in.
Before the Dark Knight could demand further explanation or Supernova's template could say something demeaning, Constantine cut in.
“What do you mean ‘was’? I highly doubt that the all powerful tyrant suddenly decided to turn over a new leaf and stop conquering worlds and eating souls.”
Red Robin’s handsome, yet oblivious, boyfriend did not sense the danger of the question and answered, “He didn’t, he just isn’t the King anymore.”
The con man opened his mouth, looking like he was losing his mind, before just shutting his mouth and contemplated how his life got to this point. He was just fine conning demons, detective work for the occult, and doing the occasional good deed, but no,  he just had to get involved with the League of Goody-Two-Shoes who have no idea how to handle the supernatural. He was getting flashbacks to the time he realized that the Bats had no idea that they had a city spirit watching over them (he refuses to be the one to explain that to them). Or having to deal with the Flashes saying that magic wasn’t real. He wasn’t paid enough for the shit the League puts him through.
To be continued . . .
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yumethefrostypanda · 4 months
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Commander and Captain
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crimfckeyt · 6 days
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ME FOR PRIDE MONTH the ,three(not four) horsemen . of myself .
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t00thpasteface · 2 months
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catcatfish boop
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scruffiandraws · 2 months
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Stop Dave.
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veryspecial · 16 days
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Violet Marcell, by Mondo Lulu
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frnmy · 14 hours
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princelancey · 5 months
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recent posts in the lance tag have reminded me i saved some of the unlisted racing point videos and have very rudely not shared them, so fixing that
The BIG Mexico Quiz with Sergio Perez & Lance Stroll!
Chopstick Challenge with Sergio Perez and Lance Stroll
Calligraphy Challenge with Sergio Perez and Lance Stroll
The Boys on the Brazil Grand Prix | Sergio Perez and Lance Stroll
Lance Stroll on the Japanese Grand Prix
Old Tweets (some of the youtube links don't work but the videos are on twitter)
Our Movember Message (2019)
Lance playing Tennis, part 2 (2020) [yeah the tennis switch ain't happening]
Lance on the US Grand Prix
a Stroll around Monaco
Japan 2019 delay shenanigans
anyways not a fan of media becoming inaccessible (mclaren & alphatauri we have beef rn) so this is my part in countering that 👍
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ladyelizabethraven · 2 years
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From THE HERMITS ARE HERE!! | Empires SMP S2 1.19 | #18
For someone who thinks that the "Jimmy is a toy" joke is getting really stale, this is a kind of a light at the end of the tunnel. And I'm glad that the joke wasn't just dropped suddenly but given some sort of conclusion. I wonder though if this is Jimmy the Sheriff's character arc — that being called a "toy" is not automatically derogatory, but can be someone that is an inspiration to other people as well; that Jimmy can embrace the positive characteristics of being portrayed by Woody the Sheriff.
And there's no other person who can say it better than the "Walt Disney" of Hermitcraft himself, Mr. Good Times With Scar— a man who partnered with a charity which aim is to distribute gaming carts to sick children in hospitals because he believes in the joy that games and toys give to people.
While everyone's excited to have a Team Rancher reunion, I think Lore-wise, Scar is the best buddy Jimmy can have in Empires: The man who mocked for being a toy look-alike, meets a man who basically built his childhood fantasy into Minecraft.
I'm so excited in watching Scar's POV and what happens next after this!
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stuckasmain · 5 months
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He’s trying.
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Og meme:
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woodland-gremlin · 22 days
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Summoning Your Secret Boyfriend Pt. 2
Previous AU Summary
This post is dedicated @fanfics-or-dragons who wrote part of the post. I will put their part in bold. I would suggest checking them out, they write some really interesting stuff.
Previously:
The con man opened his mouth, looking like he was losing his mind, before just shutting his mouth and contemplated how his life got to this point. He was just fine conning demons, detective work for the occult, and doing the occasional good deed, but no,  he just had to get involved with the League of Goody-Two-Shoes who have no idea how to handle the supernatural. He was getting flashbacks to the time he realized that the Bats had no idea that they had a city spirit watching over them (he refuses to be the one to explain that to them). Or having to deal with the Flashes saying that magic wasn’t real. He wasn’t paid enough for the shit the League puts him through.
Constantine was always happy that there wasn't a teen version of the JLD cause he didn't want to have to chase kids around a bunch of demons, monsters, and other badies he deals with daily.
He is only now realizing that because there wasn't a teen version of the JLD that the young Justice team also dealt with the supernatural world just without any adult supervision cause none of the JLD or JL knew that they were. It was like they were trying to send him to an early grave. He blames Bats, he was the one to drag him into this crazy fest. You help a guy with something supernatural once and then suddenly you are a consultant to his Do-Gooder Club for anything involving the supernatural.
“And how and why do you know that Pariah isn’t the King anymore?” Constantine asked through grit teeth.
Supernova stills, finally realizing the danger of the line of questioning. He couldn’t lie, his crummy template would tattle on him immediately. But at the same time he couldn’t just avoid the question without people getting suspicious. So that left the last option. Being as vague as possible.
“Someone from the Infinite Realms mentioned it,” Supernova said with false casualness.
“What?”
While most of the League just looked confused, almost every member of the JLD looked like he just told them he invited Trigon to a tea party. Constantine especially looked pale, similar to how Danny looked in human form. Half-dead wasn't a good look on him.
“You’re saying that a citizen of the Infinite Realms, which is literally the glue of the multiverse, just told you that Pariah wasn’t their King anymore?!” the sad trench coat man asked desperately.
“Well, it was more like an example of how some of their rules work,” Supernova stated with no filter.
“That makes even less sense!” Constantine screeched, “Most of the citizens of that realm are beings of emotion that literally come into being knowing how things work. They don’t work by our rules and certainly don’t explain theirs. And you're telling me that they sat down and explained the rules without you losing your soul?! And that you understood what they were explaining too?! The rules that have been driving those in the occult crazy trying to figure out so they can avoid them without offending them??”
Supernova laughs nervously. “Well when you put it like that it sounds insane.”
“Because it is!” Constantine screams, “They literally say ‘hi’ by fighting each other. Not to mention even if they don’t try to purposely hurt you they often do due to how fragile we are compared to them. Even their weakest would be a challenge to our heavy hitters!”
To be continued . . .
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soapbbox · 4 months
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Do AIs dream of electric sheep?
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devils-little-mouse · 15 days
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𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒔, 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉, 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆'𝒔 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒗𝒐𝒊𝒄𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒏 𝒕𝒐… 𝑴𝒊𝒏𝒆.
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