heres a reminder to go masturbate instead of engaging in that incendiary argument going on on your social media feed
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the ordeal of being known is in fact mortifying
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
Reblog if you need to scream
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I always wondered why the Western Zodiac and the Chinese Zodiac were both called zodiacs if one was associated w astronomy and the other w time in general. Like what defines a zodiac that the word is only used to describe these two things? Looking up the word “zodiac” in the dictionary didnt help bc it only talked about the western one.
Well, I decided to look up the etymology for zodiac and it turns out it comes from the Greek for “circle of little animals.” I love humans
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like at this point im not even upset my cat hasnt caught the mouse its the fact that the mouse is so clearly out witting him at every turn. to make things even worse the mouse now has a mouse nephew thats also eating my cheeses and what not
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brother = one who broths
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why didn’t you stop 9/11
what the fuck did you want me to do i have spider powers
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anna.soju
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