#“go drink girl” instead
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Guys.
So the other day I thought it would be fun (??) to go through Sleep Token's twitter (yeah yeah, I know, evil site) and I had to share this here.
Listen, I LOVE the way they talk so Cryptic™ and Eloquent™ - for some reason this one just made me laugh so, so much.
Man's really said VORE with his full chest, I love it.
#it reminded me of the “go piss girl” meme but like#“go drink girl” instead#ngl i wish we could have this little interactions back but as per ~recent events~ they're so much better off that way#(why we can't have nice things)#this is what happens when you have insomnia at 5am#their old tweets are so funny to me i can't explain#i'm fully picturing Vessel sipping his own coffee going BET at that#anyways. i'm very normal about them#sleep token#sleep token worship
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something about the way wwx, against all odds and against his own plans, just kept living and surviving through events that he was certain would kill him, so by the time sunshot ends and his heart is still beating he just becomes... mellow
#he wasn't meant to have survived the core surgery. but he did#he wasn't meant to have survived the burial mounds. and he did#he knew damn well the risks of that surgery and he knew that making through these events alive was a slim chance#and somehow. because he's god's favorite pincushion#he just kept surviving#and by the time sunshot ends all he can do is drink and hang out with his ghost girls#all the disciples he knew are dead and he can't train the new ones. he doesn't have a core. he can't keep up#everything he has are the jiang siblings. his wine. and his ghosts#and i don't think he knew what he was supposed to do after that#he was living day after day and ???? then what?#how long will you keeo this secret wheb you're living under the same roof as the one you're keeping it from#idk where im going with this im just#i think post-sunshot pre-burial mounds wwx is a guy that wasn't supposed to be alive#which is why he's either super mellow or angry#he's not part of this cultivation world anymore and he knows it#two years of guidao instead of sword? ok#but ten years? twenty? people will be questioning#he hadn't planned to survive for this long and now that he did he doesn't know what to do with himself#modao#lace speaks
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becca, ari levinson is a filthy man and i love it 😩 but can you imagine stepdad ari fucking you on the kitchen counter while guests are in the room over. he could barely hold himself together seeing you in a cute dress, catching a glimpse of your panties when you ✨bent down✨ to pick something up 🤭
No bc Ari is filthy but Stepdad!Ari fucks
I can imagine him getting so risky with it because he gets off on knowing that there are guests in the next room over.
You've been teasing him all evening, running your hand across those broad shoulders, letting your touch linger just a little longer than you should. He also noticed how you'd been bending over in front of him, letting the skirt of your dress ride up the bare thighs he spends so long worshipping. He snapped when you set his dessert down in front of him, getting so close that only he could hear you whisper "you'll get a sweeter dessert later, sir." right against his ear.
That did it for him, your heart pounding in the short space between the dining table and the kitchen door while your stepfather made your apologies to a room full of people that weren't listening anyway.
"What the fuck are you doing?" He whispered, his words soaked in venom. "Are you trying to get caught?"
The correct answer is 'no' but your brain and your mouth didn't connect before you started speaking. "I can't help it, sir." Your voice is almost a whimper as the door closes, Ari leading you by the waist around to the other side of the kitchen counter.
"You can't help it? Even after I fucked you this morning? Your legs were shaking when I left your room and now you need more? You just don't quit." Ari bends you over the counter, facing the door you've just come through before running a huge hand up the inside of your thigh while the other presses down on the small of your back. No panties. And you're soaking wet.
You hear a low groan from him, one that makes your eyes flutter shut, enjoying the feeling of his fingertips drifting between your slick folds.
"Fuck, haven't laid a hand on you and you've got yourself all worked up. We're gonna have to make this quick, sweetheart." He knows he can't drag this out the way he'd like to. Someone is bound to need something from the kitchen within just a few minutes but now you've started, neither of you can stop.
You feel him slipping into you slowly, the blunt head of his cock breeching your hole, pressing deeper until he's slid home and there's no feeling quite like it. "Good girl, that's it. This dick is all yours." He coos softly, giving you just a second before he's pulled back and slammed into you once more.
"Keep an eye on the door, baby. You wanted all those people to see you be a little slut for me. This might be your big chance." His teeth are gritted, trying to work himself to orgasm while rubbing your clit frantically to tear yours from you too.
It takes everything in you not to wail at the pleasure. It feels incredible, getting what you wanted, being pinned to the counter and fucked frantically but you know you can't vocalise that.
"Gonna cum inside you, sweets. Don't want you to clean it up either. You're gonna go back in there and sit at that table with your legs crossed so my cum doesn't leak out. Wanna lick it out of you later. You promised me a sweet dessert, remember?"
#asks answered <3#anon#becca writes spice#stepdad!ari#ari levinson smut#tw: stepcest#I went for bottomless brunch with the girls last Sunday#just a day drinking session tbh#we started at 1pm#and went until about 10pm#and we ended in a pretty little outdoor bar that has live music and good cocktails#I ordered a round of cocktails for us all and I felt really bad bc they were busy and we'd ordered a different cocktail each#so I asked the bartender to add a tip on before he rung it through the card machine#but he refused and said he'd rather have my number instead#tbh I forgot all about it#and I've just woken up to a text asking if I want to go out for a drink tonight#I honestly couldn't be less interested in anything like that rn#I'm very happy in my bed#listening to Taylor Swift and writing poetry#and whatever tf this was
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Honestly I think it would do us all well to go back to kinda cringy feminism again for a little bit idk cause I think maybe for some people the discourse somehow circled back around to supporting sexism just rebranded or whatever so its more aesthetic
#personal#instead of progressing the discourse into idk more inclusion of women of color and trans women#it went in the direction of like glorifying women being stupid and romanticizing beauty standarts#also weird centering of men all over again in feminism and in general for some reason#remember in the early 2010s when emma watson was like obliterated for that 'he for she' campaign#because it prioritized men in feminist discourse and then thats the exact direction where things went later on (and where it is currently)#people care more abt like 'haha this is my golden retriever bf he drinks respect women juice!' than about actual women speaking abt feminis#like being a feminist isnt about social change and women prioritizing each other its abt how dudes are hot when they do the bare minimum!#also have you noticed the rise in lesbophobia both in the sense of persecution of lesbians themselves#and of lesbians relationships and culture which other wlw are also part of (its giving lavender menace)#and also remember how we had the me too movement and then immediately after#everyone still fell for a smear campaing against a victim of domestic abuse?#anyway i would really love to get back to basics of like women should support each other!#and beauty standarts overwhelmingly negatively affect women and girls!#and we still need to incentivize girls to seek out intellectual pursuits especially in STEM and leadership roles!#because we continue to be underpresented in those fields and the only way to enact change is to bring our perspectives to those areas#instead of asking politely for guys to throw us a bone!#also stop acting like its cringe to openly and vocally center and prioritize women in every sphere of our lives possible!#and also maybe go back to actively trying to do that! and considering that a good thing!??#because we're the ones who should have our backs most of all?? idk idk#also where are the teeth??#why is everyone so afraid of being angry now???#its like some people circled back to being afraid of being mistaken for man-hating or something#just for pointing out common sense aspects of oppression without adding an asterisk about how men suffer too!#i thought we all knew there is no such thing as reverse sexism!!!#idk!!!#and this isnt me condoning choice feminism many women are evil and actively work against their own interests#or antagonize other women to make themselves feel important such as terfs etc#but idk its like everyone internalized that 'well women can suck too' so hard that its become like#'*most* women suck and we dont even have to keep trying to empathize and prioritize each other and our issues anymore'
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#that army fan club questionnaire floating around today#not going to reblog it because#i’m kind of over getting blocked for having spicy tags#but#man it blows my mind the toxic shit that makes it into official content sometimes#it’s one thing to leave in some of their off hand comments#from behind the scene footage but#literally the FIRST question#‘your pants don’t fit but you’re hungry- just drink water instead right?’#like who is that for#who is feeling better about anything reading that#do you ever think about all the things they’ve been told by their teams over the years#if this is what is being put out on public display#i know i know Korea is different idols have different standards whatever#eat a fucking banana then a glass of water is not a meal#you can look hot and be fit and still consume food#hybe is well aware the fandom is made up of people#who hang on their every word#a lot of whom at least FIND bts whilst Going Through A Thing#do better man#shout out to jin for being the only one who chose food#he never gives into the not eating bullshit and I love that about him#anyway that’s my two cents#just a girl having thoughts#here on my own blog in my own lane
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wait actually this one post makes a good point i wish there was actually tags to separate between hsr and hi3 bronseele and on that note actually any of the overlapping characters alskdjfha but the search engine sucks ass on this website so you'll always have overlap either way i think :I
#LIKE !!!!! OK!!!!!! I DO REALLY LIKE BRONSEELE!!!!! BUT ALSO!!!!!! I LIKE HI3 BRONSEELE AND WISH TO LOOK AT STUFF FOR THEM NOT HSR!!!!!!!!!#whhhh i was running into the same problem with cocolia before too T _ T#and its fINE because i saw some servalia while doing so but whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh T _ T come onnnnnnnnnn i just wanna look at hi3 stuuuuuuffff#ok maybe this is also like. the worlds sign for me to STOP JUMPING INTO THE TAGS INSTEAD OF PLAYING THE GAME AND STOP SPOILING YOURSELF#but T _ T#i could also just go bother my friends as well about hi3 but i also dont wanna be a bother#... so i decide to. bother? everyone???? by posting????#illogical.#IT IS DISTRIBUTED ANNOYANCE#anyways point is: i like bronseele's dynamic a lot in hi3#it actually made me appreciate the bronseele dynamic more in hsr bc i can see where it takes inspiration from#though i feel that the dynamic got switched around for hsr bronseele#but ill spare talking about that LAKSJDFALKSH#snow plays hi3#i /guess/ im starting a tag on that its fine lmao#anyways if anyones interested i have plans to finish ch 11 and 11 ex tonight.#'but snow thats like 3 hours long and its near bed time' listen i am on a mission. the only thing stopping me right now is the fact that#i told myself i should finish reviewing (but am Very distracted)#and the fact that the game Also is like 'girl you need to STOP YOURE OUT OF STAMINA'#watch me down all these energy drinks (idk what they are) THEN TELL ME I NEED TO STOP#besides i had a pretty good day re: studying today and ive been doing good with my questions ^u^#so im bout to beat the holy shit out of this exam. whether the exam likes it or not i Will Eviscerate You.#that and i need to recuperate because I was burned out pretty bad today but when i came back from getting lost (wandering around) for like#hours i did fine so weehee#break day and then we'll be in the long haul till tuesday myeheh
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uh oh guys, it’s bad (has come up with a new paper girls fic idea)
#paper girls#i wish i could churn out fics like i used to but damn am i so busy#and is it so hard to write sometimes#i could make this fic like. just a really long one shot instead of multichap#but also that would still take time#and i also already have so many wips to work on 😣#anyways the girls go to kj’s family’s beach house one summer as teens#shenanigans ensue#mac avoids drinking for once and they’re all freaking out as to why#erin crushes hard on a neighbour boy who keeps seeing them at the beach#tiff has a panic attack about how next year is senior year or junior year or whatever#and she’s scared she won’t get into college#kj is determined to come out to the rest of the girls this go around#it could be like the beach in avatar#excellent episode#everyone deserves a beach episode that changes their life
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Productions of Hamlet where Hamlet downs Horatio’s poisoned wine himself, my beloved. Drinking the poison meant for your best friend to save their life must have felt so intimate…
#bonus points if horatio realises how decisive hamlet is being and just watches him do it with a very broken-hearted look on his face#i prefer that to the struggling and very visibly sobbing horatio. he’s more suited for silent tears. to me.#the rational stoic guy breaks down on the inside and you can see it#ALRIGHT ILL CONFESS that’s just my fav production of hamlet#it’s a musical and it’s in japanese so i don’t think the shakespeare girlies know about it but one day ill write up a post#and in that post ill be so obsessed with it. as i constantly am.#hamlet#also hamlet drinking the poisoned wine also means to me that he gets to kill himself even if he’s going to die from the poisoned blade first#and that makes him as many times killed as claudius. i haven’t thought deep enough about this part#on the other hand it also enables him to die for the purpose of saving someone instead of the purpose of avenging the already dead#(if someone’s trying to produce hamlet with the main message being it’s better to die to save someone than to die for revenge#this would be the chance)#(although why on earth would you want to undermine hamlet’s grief… don’t make his entire story pointless c’mon#if anyone has a better way to fit this point into the story than i do pls tell me)#the amount of times i think about the final scene of hamlet is just the amount of times normal teenage girls do the ending of r&j i guess#also look at this bitch describing what happens in hamlet like it's a real historical event
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I just want to wear a pretty dress with a skirt that spins and do my hair all pretty and go to a ball and have a nice young man shyly ask me to dance is that so much to ask
#i had a whole conversation with a girl in my play direction class about this because her presentation involved roger and hammerstein's#cinderella and we were both bemoaning the loss of social dancing#when i get back from my exchange program next spring semester we discussed petitioning the university to do a formal dance (like ballroom)#or a swing night where everyone takes a dance lesson beforehand to learn the dances#instead of this stupid 'casino night' thing they did this year which just involved 'fake' gambling and drinking#didn't go of course but the snap stories made it look like a nightmare#text post
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it was gonna be a weird night regardless but hot damn. that was a Night for Sure
#basicaly i got tickets for a lil pre-halloween misfits tribute show bc yippe! fun yk?#as i dicovered a couple days after i made that purcahse#the venue was the fucking hard rock cafe#which couldnt be More Lame tbh but yk?#i already had the ticket and it would get me outta the house at least right?#so i was planning to have a silly lil tropical margarita just to make danzig roll in his future grave#but uhhhhh. plans Changed <3#basically iiiii ended up drunksitting n drinking a mediocre strawberry lemonade instead#imm not gonna put all her shit Out Here on the internet even tho there is a less-than-zero percent chance that it could be connected to her#but yeah she now has the honor of being easily the most intoxicated (n still mostly conscious/functional) person ive ever been around#like hey it was nice to have a distraction from feeling Very Out Of Place#but i woulda Preferred that to not have stemmed from the 'oh holy shit this person is vulnerable i gotta Keep Them Safe' instinct#girl i hope you got home safe fr <3#anwyas. i go sleep now bai!!!#whatever the fuck#alcohol /
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My colleagues all loved my cookies so much!!! It was so cool to see and everyone told me individually how they loved them and how they needed the recipe 🥹💕
#me me me#is my praise kink showing???#i was devastated after my shoft on monday because it was the first time i was working at the bar#making the drinks instead of bringing them out#and i asked my colleague that night how i was doing amd she said its okay#ITS OKAY#like#girl can you not see how unsure i was with that stupid orderman machine thingy :(#but yeah anyways#today was much better#and i worked in a better team with people who have a similar midset and personality#✨✨✨#so this was good#i was so nervous about today#but here we go 💕🥹#whew#thats a lot of tags#kissie to you if you read all the way to this point 😙💕💕💕
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I’m going to a birthday party today and I’m reminded why the girlies on tumblr absolutely had a landslide “never’’ on the going to parties poll
#I’ve known the girl basically half our lives and she was like trying to say like I know it’s not your vibe and neither are my friends but#I want you there so you can bring a plus one if you want but dw if you don’t wanna come#so I ofc have to go now#and I want to on some level#but I also don’t drink so idk parties like her type aren’t my style at all#but imma try to have fun#also yes I took her up on a plus one but am taking one of my best friends instead cos I’m single as hell 🫡#when you don’t have a date your best friends’ boyfriend better know you’re borrowing her#like I’d rather be on a couch in sweatpants and watching homeland with my mom and stepdad#yes this is an actual routine we have and yes I am probably high up on the favourite child list
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I’m my opinion, one of the greatest tropes is when a character either one, desperately doesn’t want to become/do/say/etc a thing, but then later on, that becomes the precise thing they’re striving for, or two, a character comes off as normal at first and then becomes/does/says/etc a thing that was unexpected (but if you read it again you’ll see hints dotted around).
Like, a character would say, ‘no, I refuse to befriend anyone here!’ or ‘I could never fall in love with such a person!’, but then later on in the series they have a large and close-knit group of friends and the other one just proposed
Or a character looks and acts normal for a large portion of the beginning but then they pop up with the ‘why would I be bothered if you killed them?’ or ‘I’ll do anything to make you mine!’
Okay I might have made one sound more positive than the other but honestly I like them more when it’s a violent change in the direction of violence, so shut up
So pretty much what I want in a series is for it to start off normally, probably a good amount of cliches, hopefully gay but I can only wish, maybe the mc is really unfriendly and made an enemy out of some hot guy really fast idk
But then later on in the series, the longer and more gradual the change the better, I could do for like eight seasons baby, they slowly change
They get a bigger and bigger friend group, they grow more and more accustomed to violence (probably a medieval fantasy setting because of course), and they fall more and more in love with the person they used to hate. Maybe even a bit too much in love with them, if you consider that to be a thing.
Mmmmmmmmm I want it but I feel like there’s a part of the equation that just makes these types of stories, but I can’t think of it for the life of me. Comedy? Being gay and doing a lot of crime? I mean I guess if it was advertised as like ‘person gets stuck in otome game, comedy ensues’ and ended up being bloody and violent I would be a little miffed but??
I feel like a witch trying to brew up the perfect concoction and trying not to ruin it by adding too much eye of newt or something god damn
#writing prompts#writing ideas#shitpost#I mean it’s kinda a shitpost?#honestly don’t know where I was going here but eh#honestly this isn’t even me being like ‘huh oh boy it sure would be cool if some stranger on the internet did this so I could read it’#it’s more like ‘hmm I’d like cliches that slowly turn into originality maybe a zest of violence and could you make that bl for me? thanks’#I feel like a stereotypical white girl ordering a drink at Starbucks#but I have bad taste#is this considered bad taste?#i don’t even know anymore#honestly if you read this much you deserve a reward for dealing with my bullshit#uh#I’m writing a humans are space orcs mha fic with shinsou as the mc but instead of suffering he eventually becomes an idol in space#mei does the instruments and sfx#eventually tomura’s going to be like a bodyguard and eri’s gonna be like. half-human or something#it’s lit#but I’m not gonna post it anytime soon because then I’ll feel responsible for making it and abandon it#was this how my dad felt when he left to get the milk?#lmao imma go cry myself to sleep love you <33
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i finally understand the temptation of buying a beverage
#i mean i love drinking tea all the time but u dont necessarily buy that everyday u know#u can just do it yourself instead of buying it from a cafe#but this one.... i tried to look for the recipe but it looks like this one place just made it up and it's so. mmmmhhh#so will i be buying an overpriced drink the first thing tmrw morning before i go sit in my language class? yes#my friend bought that one during one of our lotr days this week and she was like omg check this out and let me taste it#it was so good i bought it for myself the next day#and since that day im like....... i can almost taste it rn....... a phantom taste in my mouth........... i need it.............#etc etc and hi btw if anyone is still reading#i didnt stop here that much this whole week and honestly i probably will continue that if i can help it :>#i need to do stuff which i still didnt do this week bc like. i was having a silly time#which good for me!! but like. can u please do stuff atp im just 🧍♂️ we kinda have to u know#it feels kinda bad to put it off all the time too#i wont get into the existential crisis of it all yet again we've been over this#but also im so not over it at all. so#action plan and actually execute it girl. please. i will have to ask for letters from some of my instructors so like#i dont wanna be like hahahahahaahha aahhah i kinda didnt do anything in the meantime lol :D#not the greatest motivation btw i know just. anyway#life update kinda but make it weird. lol#🗒
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not me pulling up to the starbucks drive thru looking as ugly as humanly possible only to realize that the cute barista boy is working and he got a haircut and he's even cuter than before i fear
#i want to say thank you to my two best friends: oversized sweatshirt and sunglasses for doing their best to hide me#anyway. i didnt see him for so long i thought he quit so i was like good for him but there he is rip me#let me tell u what im not going to do and that is end this hell year with a crush on top of everything else lol so im joking but also not#anyway not to be crazy but here's what happened. i got to the order thing and i was like i have a pickup pls#and i was like oh no it's him bc he's literally the only man that works at that starbucks and he was like ok! drive to the window#and i was like oh wait can i have 2 waters too and he was like oh. i got u :) and i was like.. noooo dont say things like that to me..#but i was like ok thank u!!! and then i get up there and he's about to hand me the drinks and im like ok yeah he's cuter than i remembered#then he pulls back the drinks and he's like oh wait actually do u need a drink carrier?? and i was like nah im good :) even though i did#and then he gives me 2 trenta waters!!!! trenta!! and im like thank u!!! and he's like yeah!!#anyway. thank u have a good day u too etc etc. but his smile really is sm else tbh.#Anyway. my scorpio venus is trying to break out of the prison i locked her up in but it's not happening.#especially bc if i have a crush. it's not a crush. but if i had a crush on him he'd end up being a scorpio that's just the way my life goes#and im not letting that happen again so im gonna keep watching gilmore girls and rory and dean to remind myself that i do not want or#need a relationship.#but that's a whole other issue bc im on the episode where they finally break up and then the jess thing is going to start#ok nevermind ill watch 48 hours instead ok bye
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moving into a flat as a person whose grown up poor with a flatmate whose grown up rich... girl what the fuck is going on
#girl WHY did you just grab my bottle of wine and poor the last glass FOR YOURSELF WITHOUT ASKING???#i wouldve let u have some if u asked. but the LOOK my mother and i sent each other. tho ofc we didnt say a word. raised polite. BUT HELLO??#i paid for that?? like ofc i would share but HOW DO U NOT ASK. am i insane for this?? like id die before i took someones food/drink without#asking first i. hello. & what is with these wack suggestions & ideas & just the way they talk on god me & my mama talking bout this later💀#WE JUST IN A DIF TAX BRACKET FR. AND WITH UR MOTHER SITTING RIGHT THERE???? SHES WEIRD AND RICH TOO#girl help why r u living here. no i like her but. im just so confused theres so much goin on. damn bitch u live like this?#ur mother is pretentious <3 OH YEAH AND ASSUMING U CAN TAKE MY LEFTOVER CURTAIN SHIT??? HOW R U JUST GONNA WALK IN MY ROOM AND ASSUME THAT#AGAIN. ILL GLADLY SHARE. BUT PLEASE GOD NUST ASK INSTEAD OF TAKINGGG I THOUGHT RICH PPL WERE MEANT TO BE POLITE#this year is going to be. fun. dear tumblr diary i want to to home#jay rambles
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