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#‘but jojo’ you ask. ‘that seems a little ridiculous’
jojo-schmo · 3 months
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I wish I could tell the original artist that this drawing permanently changed the entire direction of my life in 2009. I want to shake their hand, look them in the eye, and admit I would not be who I am today if this drawing didn’t exist.
EDIT: Original artist is @ivynajspyder !!!!
#‘but jojo’ you ask. ‘that seems a little ridiculous’#‘don’t you think that’s a little much?’#no. NO. IT IS THE TRUTH.#little baby middle schooler jojo had just gotten squeak squad. the first kirby game she ever owned.#and she loved it even tho there’s a lot she didn’t understand#like who dedede was supposed to be or why copy abilities existed#I asked for the game because my roommate at swim camp had it and she told me the plot of the game when I looked over her shoulder to watch#(the plot she told me was completely made up btw she said kirby had to save the dimension from dark overlord and did not mention the squeak#and said stuff about meta knight being a bad guy idk I realize now she was just weaving a tale of her own haha)#SO I WAS NOT AWARE OF THE LORE. I had only played the one game and it’s the one people don’t like the plot of#but meta knight completely intrigued me#what was this blue sword wielding little kirby dude doing here??#so I’d replay his boss fight over and over again just to get that glimpse at his face#and I’d sit and wonder what it all meant. who was this mysterious swordsman??#and the boss fight was hard!!! it cost me to beat it at the time but I’d still do it to see his face#AND THEN AFTER LIKE A YEAR OF THIS it occurred to me that there was a kirby wiki online#so I found all the pictures of his face and my little fangirl-raised-by-deviantart mind ATE THIS UP.#and then I look up that one fateful google search……… the one that changed me#meta.#knight.#maskless.#and this drawing was towards the top of the results#I went feral about a fandom related topic for the very very first time#I lost my MIND. HOW can a character be so cute AND COOL??! I was a changed child.#I consumed the hoshi no kaabii anime like it was the only piece of media on earth#I drew comics about him. I made my first kirby oc ever to go on a grand adventure on him.#I filled my notebooks with kirby art to the point my mom was like ‘jossie. you REALLY need to branch out. these are just orbs.’#and now I am the kirby artist I am today. so yes. YES. this drawing did change my life.#thanks for reading. and thanks to the original artist. I tried to find them to link but nothing. so if you know pls tell me#THE END!!! and remember! your art makes a difference in people’s lives even if they don’t say it to your face!!!!
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libraryofloveletters · 4 months
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A Visit To Santa
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Jude Bellingham x Fem!Reader
Warnings: jobe is being treated like a kid, pranks from you and jude, miss denise gets new photos for her house, childhood coded lol, jobe is like your little brother too, miss denise thinks y'all finna crash her bmw lmao
Word Count: 768
Author's Note: this one is for bookie @themandaloriansdiaries - our favourite brothers :)
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Jude decides now that you two are back home in England to take his brother to do the one thing they always did as kids; visit Santa.
England welcomed you two home, a change from the Spanish sunshine was welcomed; though you missed it the moment you got off of the plane.
You and Jude were spending the holidays with his family, both Bellingham brothers, you and their parents were at home. Mark and Denise were making dinner or something of the sorts in the kitchen, Jobe was in his bedroom and you and Jude were in his room.
Jude's head rested on your belly, your fingers tapping on his forehead as you scrolled through your phone with the other hand.
"I'm bored," your boyfriend announces.
"Congratulations," you tell him, as if you were supposed to do something about that.
Jude rolls his eyes, "let's go do something."
"Like what?"
"I don't know," he sighs, sitting up. You look over at him, "how about shopping? Or we could go for a drive or something?"
"The shopping mall?" he asked, looking over your shoulder. There's a look on his face that you've seen before, pure mischief. Your brows raise, waiting for him to continue. "Yeah, let's go."
"What're you up to?" You asked him, Jude pulls you off of the bed.
"I'll go grab Jobe."
You stop your boyfriend, grabbing his hand. "What is this? What's all this excitement? You hate the mall."
His eyes crinkle as he chuckles, "let's take Jobe to see Santa."
You can't help the laugh, letting go of his hand. "Okay babe. Go get him, I'll get the car keys from your mom."
Jude and Jobe meet you downstairs, Denise hands you her car keys. "Be careful please," she warns her sons, not you. She knew you'd handle them.
"We'll be back for dinner," Jude tells his mom, kissing her cheek before grabbing your hand.
You shout a bye to her and Mark as you three are out the front door and pile into the car. You drove of course, Jude doesn't drive and Jobe was a designated back seat driver. Jude had told his brother that you wanted to go shopping and he agreed to join you, saying he could use some fresh air.
The mall was a madhouse, it was T-minus 2 days to Christmas and everyone was rushing to get last minute shopping done.
You made a B-line for Santa's workshop in the mall, making it seem like you wanted to take a couple's photo of you and Jude with Santa.
Jobe shakes his head, "this is ridiculous," he tells you, waiting in line with you two.
"Do you not believe in the magic of Christmas, Jojo?" You teased him, pinching his cheek gently; you looked at Jobe like your little brother as well, teasing him the same way his brother would, having your own little nickname for him.
Jude smiles, watching as Jobe swats your hand away, making you laugh.
It takes a few minutes to get to the front of the line, the woman dressed as an elf calling you up to take your photo.
Jobe feels a light shove, Jude pushing him to Santa. "What?" he asked his brother, looking a bit lost.
"Go take your pic, mate."
"What?" Jobe scoffed, "I'm not going."
You take his coat from him, "go on, Jojo. Santa's waiting." You tell him, lips pressed together so you don't laugh. Jobe grumbles under his breath, something about hating you guys as he begrudgingly walks over to Santa.
The younger Bellingham sits beside Santa, the fakest smile you've ever seen on his face as the camera flashes.
Jude takes your hand, bringing you over to Santa. The two of you joined in. Jobe and Jude on either side of Santa and somehow you ended up on Santa's lap.
"On three, say merry Christmas!" The woman behind the camera says, counting to three before it flashes.
You let Santa speak to Jude and Jobe while you went to the counter to get the printed photos. You got two prints of the photo with the 3 of you, one for your home in Madrid and one for their home here in England. You also got a printed version of the solo shot with Jobe and Santa for the fridge at home.
The boys met you by the counter, Jude handing out his card so you can pay. "I can't believe you made me do that," Jobe mumbled, huffing.
You laugh, kissing his cheek. "It's okay, buddy."
Jude holds your hand, the bag with the photos in hand. "You're still a kid to us, mate." He laughs, pulling you into his side. "Let's go before we get in trouble for being late to dinner.
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randoimago · 9 months
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Saw your randothoughts thing and so I thought I'd send this to your askbox. My request is for you to write whatever you want here! Like a free space!
JoJo's Part 5 Bucci Gang as Options in a Dating Sim
Fandom: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
Character(s): Giorno Giovanna, Bruno Bucciarati, Leone Abbacchio, Guido Mista, Pannacotta Fugo, Narancia, Trish Una
Type of Request: Headcanons
Note(s): Ngl, this is a really cute thing to do anon. I can see this eventually being a bit tricky if I have no ideas at the time, but I do appreciate this now! I'll just use this to set up my self-indulgent idea.
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Giorno
Quiet and keeps to himself. Only seen really enjoying life when he's with his closest friends. All the girls want him, but he is very uninterested (but he's polite about it at least!)
An interested relationship with his dad. It's not bad, but home life is difficult. Giorno recently learned somethings about his father that has made him very iffy. His dad still loves Giorno very much though.
His route probably begins if Player has high Intelligence stat or something. Giorno seems perfect, but his grades aren't there. Which is weird because he is very smart (and you learn the reason his grades are dropping is because he just doesn't turn in his homework or care enough about assignments).
Of course, you have the ClassicTM of some random girl being jealous of your relationship with Giorno, tells you to stay away, Giorno finds out and says to ignore her (he deals with the problem behind your back by calling the girl out, much to her embarrassment)
Maybe random Dio cameo just to freak out Players with how ridiculously hot Giorno's dad is. There're many comments online about "Forget Giorno, I wanna date his dad."
Bruno
Older student that helps your teacher in class. He's very kind and friendly to all the students (except when they aren't kind back). Very helpful. It's easy to see why several students have crushes on him, but he smiles and waves them off.
I can see his route beginning with you r running into him outside of class and seeing how tired he really is. Like his cheerful facade in school is a mask he wears. He's still kind and patient, but he also has some built up anger from past things.
You learn he lost his parents when he was very young and ended up in the foster system, which definitely affected quite a bit of his upbringing. But he even tried to keep a friendly face to help the other kids there.
You also learn that it's why he's so friendly to a wide range of people. Yeah some of the students in your class are annoying, but Bruno doesn't know what they might have been through/are currently going through.
Probably the easiest one to get romantic points with. At least, you know that you lose points with any option talking down about others so it's a process of elimination from there.
Abbacchio
Older student as well, in Bruno's class (has a cameo in Bruno's route and Bruno has a cameo in his later on). You probably end up meeting him from choosing to hang out with Bruno. Abbacchio doesn't really talk to you, mostly ignores you (which Bruno says that Leone is a nice guy, just going through some things).
Probably would be classified as the Bad Boy option, but that's not really what he's going for. His looks and attitude give him that rep.
His route begins by you going to find Bruno's usual spot you hang out in and there's only Abbacchio. You can choose to not talk to him or ask about Bruno. Talking gets points even though his answer is to be annoyed.
Definitely a bit tricky to romance at first until you learn what options to say. Likes being reassured, but not to a "You have done nothing wrong!" level. Also doesn't mind initiating conversations as long as it's not a dumb "So how are you doing?"
His route can seem slow burn or like not a lot is happening as opposed to other routes, but there are subtle things, and his character portrait does have tiny smiles or little ear blushes that people spam about online.
Definitely some grumbling from him if Giorno is another character you have a high relationship stat with.
Fugo
Ends up being your tutor if your intelligence stat is falling. Absolutely has a crush on you instantly if you're sweet and nice to him, but he doesn't do anything about it.
Tries to keep being the sweet, nice tutor but if your intelligence stat isn't at a certain level on a certain day (I figure this would be a dating sim that does the Day 1 through Day whatever as the ending) then you notice him losing patience and starting to be more of an ass with asking if you even give a damn.
And if your intelligence stat is what you focus on so you don't get the angry Fugo scenes then there's still a scene in his route where you see him going off just so you know how angry he can get. There's a lot of apologies from him with you seeing him that way. Honestly his route can be a bit triggering to some.
Like he'll never be the abusive romance option, but I'm not going to lie and say he immediately gets over his anger or whatever because of you. He will work on it as you advance with his route because he doesn't like the idea of upsetting or scaring you.
If you choose the wrong dialogue option, then you get a "Fugo walked away" because he thinks that's better than showing you his angry side all the time. There are so many memes about it on the internet.
Mista
I like the idea of the Player being told rumors of Mista and getting the option to say, "I can change him." and if that option is picked then the Player is instantly locked out of the relationship (flirting can happen and Player can go on one date with Mista, but nothing comes of it).
He's talked about being a playboy but he's really not. Like rumors are that he constantly dates a new girl each day or that he doesn't seem to give a damn about classes, but that's also not true.
Mista does flirt a bit when meeting the Player, but if you tell him off or seem shy then he laughs it off and tells you not to worry and that he'll try to not make you uncomfortable.
He's honestly just a dork and yeah, he's flirty, but it is mostly for fun, and he doesn't mind if nothing comes out of it. Mista does feel guilty if someone does get the wrong idea of his flirting and he does apologize.
While he seems like his route should be easy, it's also one of the more difficult ones. Very much a balance of engaging in his flirtiness but also being able to tell him to focus on other things and genuinely getting to know him.
Narancia
Kind of like Giorno, his route happens depending on your intelligence stat, but it doesn't have to be as high as it does with Giorno. Narancia just has abysmal grades, and he really has plans for the future that he wants to achieve, but learning is difficult for him.
Narancia is a sweetheart, but you need lots of patience. As you get to know Narancia, he starts bringing you sweets and stuff as thanks for tutoring him. Might ask you out to a movie as well.
He's very quick to crush on you and you do have the option to ask to slow down a bit, but he's just very sweet and does his best to make you proud.
He's the one that introduces you to Fugo, which can lead to the Love Triangle or just Fugo's route.
While Narancia can be a very easy route to complete, going with him causes you to end up in tricky situations due to your intelligence stat not increasing due to Narancia wanting to skip school with you to hang out all the time (if you're romancing Fugo too then it makes things extra tricky).
Trish
A lot of dating Sims or games with romance are a lot more inclusive now, but back in the day, Trish would be the Token Lesbian option everyone talked about (for better or worse).
Snotty rich girl, you overhear that her friends don't actually like Trish, but her dad has money.
Getting to know her, she's actually shy and sweet. She's just gone through a lot and finds it difficult to trust others. Very much enjoys relying on you as you gain her trust in the route.
Quick to jump to your defense too. There's probably a moment that other snooty girls start talking shit about her and you can step in and when they start talking crap about you then that's when Trish doesn't hold back.
Honestly at the start of her route, she figures you just want to get on her good side for her money. The first hangout causes her to snap at you at the end and throwing a wad of cash at you because that's obviously what you're really after. It ends with apologies and getting a huge stat jump in your relationship with her (you just need to make the right dialogue choices).
BONUS
Definitely some kind of Highschool/College setting (character ages would have to be messed with a bit). Giorno and Trish would be freshman; Bruno and Abbacchio would be Upperclassmen; and Mista, Fugo, and Narancia are in the same class with the Player. (Fugo is so smart he skipped a grade and that's why he's not a freshman)
Love triangle route with Bruno + Abbacchio. Abbacchio doesn't want to get in the way and watches you and Bruno interact from afar. Bruno wants Abbacchio to be happy for once in his life, but Bruno can't help being selfish too.
Love Triangle Route Fugo and Narancia. You have to be on Narancia's route and Narancia is the one that mentions Fugo having a crush on you. Fugo doesn't do anything to mess with it since he likes that Narancia is happy, but you can tell by Fugo's actions and his blushing that he's crushing.
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honeybleed · 1 year
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a week away ⋆ kishibe rohan
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read part one
synopsis: bizarre going ons whilst rohan navigates his complicated feelings about you on a trip he was vehemently against in the first place.
content & warnings: female reader, she/her pronouns, canonverse, reader is an editor for shueisha, set around thus spoke kishibe rohan (2006) so rohan is twenty seven, reader insert but there are some oc’s, unhealthy relationship dynamics, miscommunication, sort of love triangle, emotionally constipated dumbasses, no smut but kinda suggestive towards the end
authors note: if you get slightly confused, the reader will be purposely left out of the whole jojo lore of arrows and stands so that’s why i won’t get into the full detail of it however us as jojo fans and the canon characters understand it i guess ☠️
word count: 4.6k
As you stood underneath the shower head and let the hot water pour on your skin and wetten your hair, you thumped your head hard against the tiles.
As much as you enjoyed whatever that was back there with Rohan, you knew things weren't going to be simple.
You had an inkling he would go back to being an emotionally constipated jackass sooner or later.
But at the end of the day, that shouldn't be your problem.
You can't control his behaviour. Thoughts mulled in your head as you faced downwards.
Your train of thought came to a halt when you noticed something scurry around in your peripherals. You could've sworn something scuttled out of the drain.
As fear crawled up your spine and made adrenaline rush you tried to rush away but you slipped and collided with such force, the bottles of product on the tub clattered.
It disappeared, leaving you humiliated.
Pain shot through you as you let out an anguished noise and clambered to stand up.
The door immediately swung open and you met with Rohan’s enraged face.
"Why are you making such a commotion?!" Rohan snapped. Your eyes locked as you were stark naked, stood on the rim of the bathtub.
"Something came out of the drain, I swear Rohan! I’m not making it up!" You babbled, words clashing together.
"What? Was it a spider?" He asked, unimpressed as he took a few steps further to get a good look at the drain. He peered at the tub, blinking.
Waiting for something.
Much to no avail. He narrowed his eyes at you.
"I am NOT lying!" You barked.
"I didn't say you were." He responded, swiftly.
He yanked a towel from the rack and passed it to you, which you reached out for a little meekly, mortified at how ridiculous you looked.
Silence fell over the both of you.
"Aren’t you going to leave?" You said a little curtly. His lips were pressed together as he struggled to say what he wanted to say.
"...Are you hurt?" He finally asked, still not meeting your eye.
"I’m fine, I just slipped."
"Idiot." He muttered underneath his breath.
"Hey!"
"Be careful." He said, as he reached out a hand to help you up. You unwillingly grasped his hand.
You massaged your sore sides after you dried yourself and applied lotion. Looking for Rohan but he seemed to be absent from his bed.
You figured he’d be out on the deck again, it was pretty tranquil at night with the dark sky and soft sounds of waves lapping.
Surely enough, he was sat on the decking, legs outstretched.
You settled beside him, slightly wincing from the fall you’d taken back there.
“You’re sure you don’t need medical attention?” He asked, not looking at you.
“I’m fine.” You asserted.
“You are so stubborn.”
“Have you taken a look in the mirror yourself?” You hissed.
“I do. I’m rather fond of my reflection.” He snickered.
“Really? I hadn’t noticed.” You responded “Rohan.”
“Yeah?”
“Would you have always been a manga author?”
“I can’t imagine being anything else.”
“I could.”
“Huh?”
“You’d be a cool creative director. Or fashion designer.”
“You flatter me.” He said with a snicker. “But no. It’s my calling.”
“That must be cool, to know what you’re meant for.”
“Why do you say that?” He questioned, furrowing his brows. “Do you not like being an editor?”
You let out a heavy sigh.
"I never wanted to be a manga editor. It just fell in my lap, I guess." You finally said. You were met with silence which you were grateful for.
"To say you are undeserving of this job, is an insult to yourself. You would have never been assigned to me if you were terrible.”
You blinked.
Well, it wasn't comforting advice but there was a hint of truth in his statement.
As abhorrent as Rohan’s personality could be, he was one of the greatest, renowned manga authors for a reason.
"It is never too late. Who knows? Ten years down the line you could be on a path you've always wanted. You’re unsure now, but it'll come to you one day."
"That was actually really sweet of you, Roban." You replied. "Thank you...I really needed that."
"Not a problem. I despise change and to go through another editor would be an extreme inconvenience."
You bit your tongue, and decided to pretend you hadn't heard it, then got up from where the two of you were sat.
"...I hope ten years you will still be a part of my life." You said, softly.
Rohan simply glanced at you, hand settled on his stomach.
He was sure it had been years since a single sentence from somebody had caused a fluttering sensation in his stomach.
"I’ll see you in the cabin if I’m still awake." You said as you began to head out. "Try do something that doesn't revolve around Pink Dark Boy, okay?"
"Can’t make any promises." He replied, a little dazed from the burst of butterflies from what you said.
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You were slightly saddened the trip was coming to an end. As much as the events felt like an emotional rollercoaster, you still enjoyed just having a chance to breathe.
No deadlines. No early morning starts. No public transport. No more endless hours trapped in the office feeling as if your life was wasting away.
Of course your job wasn't the conventional office one.
Working for a prestigious and famous publishing company like Shueisha which was something most people would kill for was considered a privilege.
The talk after you and Rohan’s tryst lifted a burden from your shoulders.
Hope existed and like he said, you'd find your calling soon enough.
Something that would make all the depressing things about a job, worth it.
You were alone on the deck, on the nose of the grand cruise ship, overlooking the waters and the sunset.
You whipped your head around when you heard footsteps approach you, and turned to see none other than Ryosuke with a sheepish smile as he gave a shy wave.
Internally shrinking away because you felt a little bad for taking him for a ride when your mind was filled with another.
"This is going to be awkward." You muttered internally.
"Was looking all over the place for you." ryosuke said, a smile tugging on the corner his lips.
"Oh...is there something you need?" You questioned.
It sounded like he wanted to make a move on you and feigning ignorance was the only thing that you wanted to do.
Your heart was set on Rohan, anyways.
He cleared his throat.
"I’d really like to take you out on a date when we get back, if that's possible."
You blinked at him.
"I don't think I could let this chance pass. I barely see you as it is."
"Oh, Ryosuke. Believe me, I’m flattered but I can't-"
"It’s him, isn't it?" He interrupted you, catching you off guard.
"What?"
"Don’t play dumb with me. What? That bastard is a skirt chaser too?" He raged.
What was it with all the manga authors being such babies? You pinched your nose bridge.
"Even if it was Rohan, so?" You questioned. "I suggest you stop before this escalates and I don't talk to you again."
He gave a hollow laugh, turning away from you.
"You should've agreed."
"...What?" You blurted out, voice incredulous.
Suddenly you felt a force, not allowing you to move from where you were stood.
You struggled aimlessly for a few seconds, then whipped your head around to see Ryosuke with a fiendish smile on his face as his eyes darkened.
Nothing like the warm smile you were used to.
"I was only shot with the arrow to hurt Kishibe and anybody important to him but that stuck up bastard barely has loved ones in proximity to him...then you came along." He stated, circling you.
Your eyebrows pinched together, bewildered on the tangent he was going on.
"Hm, you seem clueless. Well I’ll tell you something. That feeling you had that somebody was watching you? It was my stand. I figured I’d play some mind tricks with you and send him a warning. His loss though, he thought you were crazy, didn't he?"
No.
He didn't think you were crazy.
Rohan is smart. He did what you do, and played dumb in an attempt to shield you from these peculiar happenings.
"What’s even the endgame, Ryosuke?" You asked, cautiously. Hoping you could talk him out of whatever he had planned.
"Rohan!" You called out as he stood on the deck, staring at the both of you. "Don’t come any closer!"
“For god’s sake woman, you’re like a foghorn!” He muttered as he made his way towards the two of you, undeterred by your panicked state.
"Watch out!" You cried out as you saw the exact same thing you saw in the tub heading straight towards the both of you.
He shoved you hard but still braced out his arms in a protective stance as his legs planted wide.
"Ugh, what was that for?-"
"HEAVEN'S DOOR!" He called out.
"I knew it! It was that bottom feeder mangaka!" Rohan yelled.
"Rohan." You said through gritted teeth. "This is not the time for a gotcha!"
Ryosuke cursed and yelled at the top of his lungs as he struggled, unable to move.
He fell onto the ground, hard. It was almost as if there was some sort of restraints on his legs and wrists even if it was invisible.
"Curse you, Kishibe. You-"
"Ryosuke, just...relax! Lets talk about it, okay...? It doesn't need to escalate like this. You said you knew I felt as if I was being watched, Right? How-"
"He has a stand, Y/N. Keep up, will you?" Rohan said, curtly.
You frowned and put your hands on your hips.
"Wow Rohan, I’m sure that'd be extremely helpful if I even knew what a stand is." You shot back.
Ryosuke gave up struggling and sighed.
"Since you want to know-"
"We don't." Rohan cut him off.
"We do! Shut up Rohan." You hissed.
"I’ll tell you the story."
1995 and I picked up an issue of Jump. Rave reviews about a series whose author was a mere sixteen years old! But his art style was on the level of a senior artist's.
1999. My own series was picked up. I was invited to a gathering held by Shueisha themselves and I couldn't be happier.
I could finally meet the boy who inspired me to start drawing.
"Soul Moon? Never heard of it. God awful title." Ne said, then turned on his heel and flounced off.
The way he turned his nose up at me. I’d never forget. First, my heart shattered. This was a man I’d idolised for years. It was a goal of mine to even meet him.
Secondly, I’d been so vulnerable with my work. I tapped into my deepest desires and thoughts and brought it into the plot. It was very intimate and as much as I knew that was a risk, I still took it.
It was more insulting from a manga author. A reader? Fine. An editor, that's their job! But a fellow manga author?
"Rohan, this is literally your fault!" You screeched, enraged you were dragged into this pissing contest. "You apologise right now!"
"I don't need his pity!" Ryosuke barked. "It was simply some context for you."
Rohan was unfazed by Ryosuke’s story, he simply cocked a brow with his familiar smug smile.
"You’re still laughing?! I guess that takes away any of the last qualms I had about offing you."
"Ryosuke! Yes, Rohan is a snob but that isn't a reason to murder somebody!" You screamed out, lost at why this was even a statement in the first place.
"Indulge me, Tsuchiya." Rohan said. "How would you, defenceless and immobile, go about murdering me?"
He took out a spare pen from his pocket, and crouched over Ryosuke.
You felt as if there was a heavy weight upon your tongue and your chest was so tight you were beginning to struggle with breathing as Rohan seemed to turn pages within Ryosuke’s face.
Ryosuke's unintelligible babbling and gut wrenching screams of terror were enough to send you into complete panic mode.
And the last thing you saw before you lost your balance and slumped against the railings was Rohan's eerie smile.
-
That was your first experience face-to-face with what Rohan called a stand, and you were given the misfortune of witnessing one as gory and psychologically scarring as Heaven’s Door.
You blearily opened your eyes to see a white ceiling, completely unfamiliar to you.
You tried to focus on something in the room, you could see Rohan sat on a chair.
With a stone-faced expression, your eyes met.
"Is Ryosuke okay?" was the first thing that came out of your mouth.
"I cut off his hands. He won’t be able to draw anymore, that is unless he learns how to draw with his feet or mouth."
"...Oh."
"If you have something to say, just spit it out already. You of all people should know how busy I am."
"You...didn't even show basic compassion when he confronted you." You began, voice faltering. "You didn't even feel bad.."
"Why would I feel sympathy for a man who was going to kill me and used you as bait?" He hissed.
"You are cruel, Rohan. I saw your true colors on that deck. You laughed in that man's face."
Amongst his many talents, Rohan’s poker face was something simply unmatched.
Because as soon as that sentence left your lips he felt his heart shatter into pieces.
But nobody would've been able to tell, what with those steely, cold eyes. His chest was puffed up, and his arms were folded.
He snorted.
"If that's what you truly think, who am I to change your mind?" He said, frostily.
"Well, I’m sure you have other places to be." You hurled back.
"Glad you know." He responded, turning on his heel to march out of the room.
"I got the flowers you asked for-" Izumi’s voice called out in the hallway, at the worst time possible. He snatched the bouquet out of her hands and dumped them in the trash.
Leaving Izumi at a loss for words.
"Well, that was wasteful and not very eco-friendly!" She cried out.
You weren't bed bound for long. You were released quickly once they had run tests and deduced you had simply passed out from shock.
You went home. You saw your friends, and you saw Izumi in the office but she didn't address the elephant in the room (you and Rohan’s fallout) since she figured that was something between the two of you.
You didn't dare go back to Morioh.
And you were dreading your next visit for work purposes.
Maybe that's why such strict rules about employee relationships are enforced in the first place.
Soon enough, the call came and you were meant to set up a meeting with Rohan to discuss his next submission for a one-shot.
You dialled him dozens of times but he was straight up refusing to answer your calls.
After countless ringing, you finally reached a voicemail.
"This is the Kishibe Rohan’s residence. I am most likely creating a masterpiece so I can't take your call. Even if I was free I would not answer. So don’t bother to leave a message.”
You were sure your eyes would be stuck at the back of your head because anything to do with Rohan made you roll your eyes.
"Excuse me, sorry to bother you!" A voice called out behind you. You turned to face a youthful-looking short boy. You immediately recognised him, as he was one of Rohan’s few friends.
"You’re not bothering me at all, what's up?"
"Um, well I guess it's pretty heavy. Can we talk in the café?"
"I guess this is kinda awkward. I hope you don't think I'm meddling in your business or anything!" the boy said a little anxiously as he rubbed the nape of his neck.
"Not at all."
"Well, you are Y/N, right? Rohan sensei's editor?"
You nodded.
"He’s been so off since he came back from that trip the two of you went on! He’s not himself at all. He won't even leave that big old house of his."
You felt some pangs of guilt. You had no idea that what you said would even affect Rohan.
"Koichi? Did it come out of Rohan’s mouth that he was upset because of me?" You said, calmly but it was hard to stop the passive aggressiveness laced in your tone.
"Well, no- but-"
"So I guess this conversation is over." You said abruptly, taking out some notes from your purse to pay for your and Koichi’s beverages and setting it on the table.
"Y/N, wait!" Koichi cried out. "He didn't tell me about what happened over the past week but I know he cares about you! So much so, he asked me for advice! ...and he asked me if he was cruel."
You froze in your steps.
So it was what you said that made Rohan spiral.
Your face scrunched up as you turned on your heel to face Koichi.
"Since when does Kishibe Rohan care about anybody but himself?!" You cried out.
"Y/N, please! I know he's difficult but he does care about you-"
"Why do I have to hear that he cares about me from you?!"
You let out a heavy sigh and shook your head. Why are you debating with somebody young enough to be your sibling about your love life?
"Look, Koichi. Sorry for yelling at you and sorry to get you involved in all of this. You’re a good friend to Rohan." You said, exasperatedly as you balled your fist behind your back. "I’ll...visit him. That’s why I came to Morioh in the first place but I chickened out."
"No worries Y/N...I hope things work out between the two of you." He said, beaming.
After he waved you off, you hesitantly made your way to Rohan’s place.
It was irritating how he managed to triangulate somebody fresh out of college into your nonsense but nothing was a surprise when it came to dealing with Rohan.
You gazed at his house, seeing the lights in his studio were on. If he was drawing then it probably wasn't as urgent as Koichi made it seem.
“You are trespassing on my property.” You heard a familiar voice bark. “Go away.”
“Are we really playing this game, Rohan?” You sighed.
“This is not a game to me!” He exclaimed. “Just leave.”
“You think I wanted to even come down here? But at the end of the day, I have a job to do. So please. Just let me do my job.” You pleaded.
You were met with silence, then locks began to rattle and there stood Rohan, with a sullen look.
He wasn't in his regular fashionable attire which he would spend hours crafting to the tiniest detail. Even his signature headband was missing and his hair which was always styled up was now limp and lifeless.
He had newly formed dark circles against his porcelain skin.
"I don't have anything to show you."
"You may be upset with me but lying? Lying to me? You have drafts, infinite drafts that date back years ago that you could pass off for the next print." You hissed.
"Fine. Two minutes, take my drawings and go."
He made you stand in the foyer, then dumped a box full of drawings into your hands, causing you to lose your balance with its weight.
"Take care." He said, abruptly.
You felt a flurry of rage overtake your senses and immediately dumped the box onto the ground, causing the papers to scatter everywhere.
"Why are you making me the bad guy? Cos I called you cruel? You don't get to do this, Rohan!"
"I'm doing it right now." He spat.
"Grow up! You can't just do whatever you feel like then get mad when somebody tells you as it is. You want people to walk on eggshells for you, how absurd is that?"
"I'm not doing anything wrong here. You were the one who said you didn't want to see me again, I'm simply respecting your wishes."
"My wishes were not for you to lock yourself away. My wishes were not for you to neglect your work, the one thing in this world that you care about-"
"Two." He said.
"...Huh?"
"I...care about my work. And somehow...I found myself beginning to care about you." He hesitated.
You blinked.
The silence pierced through his chest, and he slumped against the wall.
"I can't think straight." He huffed out, angrily clutching the roots of his hair.
"I care about you very much. You're a constant in my life. Being away from you after that trip and thinking we were over shattered my heart." You said voice barely a whisper.
"Well, is it true? Do you think I’m cruel?" He spat.
"...At times. But I guess that's what gets you far in this industry...Rohan I just wanted you to understand how much you hurt Ryosuke. I didn't expect you to forgive him or anything, like you said he was trying to kill you."
He cleared his throat.
"I didn't actually cut off his hands. I just wrote that he was going to be out cold for an hour or two and this prevented him from being able to use his stand to harm you and me. I just said that to scare you."
"ROHAN!" You exclaimed, yanking his arm to drag him to his feet to look at you. "What even goes through your mind to think that was remotely okay?!"
"I thought you knew by now I like to see raw, unfiltered human emotion." He shrugged.
"Not everything is fucking material for your comics! Ugh, you drive me INSANE!" You cried out.
"Your friend Koichi said you weren't yourself. You haven't left the house in days." You stated.
"What’s it to him?" He muttered under his breath.
"That’s what friends do, Rohan."
"And? If it were true, how does it concern you in the slightest?" He snarked.
Your stomach churned slightly.
"Well, it's true."
"Maybe I’m just tired."
"That is such bullshit Rohan and you know it."
He scowled at you, then got up from where he was sat to take a good look at you.
"How bigheaded of you to assume I’m in this pitiful state because of you." He sneered.
"Oh, oh, oh! So you DO agree, you are in a pitiful state!" You exclaimed as you hopped around, pointing at him.
You could go for hours sparring verbally. You’re both like stubborn mules in that sense. But it was better to show you how you feel physically.
After a moment of silence and a death stare from Rohan, you let out a sigh.
You then draped your arms around Rohan's neck and slot your lips against his.
He froze against your move but quickly reciprocated your advance, settling his hands onto your waist and pulling you flush against him.
You’re sure you've kissed Rohan quite a few times. In the beginning, they were gentle and chaste and on your part.
Then on the cruise, the kisses you shared were full of unbridled and all-consuming lust.
This one was overwhelmingly emotional. As he tilted his head to get a better angle to kiss you more deeply, you wanted to cry.
He’d probably die before he apologised but you were on the same wavelength at this very moment.
His lips, his hands roaming your body, it was telling you how broken he was without you. How he felt as if life was at a standstill when there was a possibility you weren't coming back.
As he pulled away to catch his breath from the heated kiss, he swallowed thickly as he gazed into your eyes, taking in the beauty of your features. He gently brushed the hair out of your face.
"Never let me go." You whispered as you laced your fingers with his.
"I won't. For as long as I live." He responded, voice desperate and hoarse. Delving to steal another kiss from your swollen and wet lips.
-
In all honesty, Rohan hadn't felt this much genuine happiness and joy in a long time.
He was speeding down the winding roads, in his convertible. to have you by his side, laughing wildly and the wind in his hair was a moment of true bliss.
He began to slow down as he saw cars in the distance, and you quickly pecked his cheek catching him by surprise.
He rubbed his cheek in awe, as he gave you a gentle smile.
"Hey! Park over there!" You instructed and he obliged. You clambered out of the car to sit on the hood of the car.
"You scratch that and its coming out of your pocket." He warned as he peeked over the door.
"Loosen up." You giggled as you began to crawl on all fours to the window.
"Why don't you sketch me?" You said, quirking a brow. You regularly prompted Rohan to draw you every now and then.
Sometimes he followed through, but a majority of the time he would tell you off.
He pulled out a polaroid camera out of his satchel and got out of the car.
"Smile." He said, in a monotone.
"This is helping you!" You snapped as you began to pose as if you were in a photo shoot.
He shook the polaroid and leaned onto the car hood. You draped your arms around him and wrapped your legs around his torso, your chest flush against his back.
"I look real good, huh?”
You were a lot more chipper. It was due to being in such a honeymoon phase and more notably, you finally left the job of being his editor and were now able to pursue your own dreams.
Your future back then felt so bleak but now all the hope and beginning a new chapter with the man you adored with every fibre of your being illuminated the stormy darkness of your mind and heart.
"It hasn't even developed properly." Rohan muttered, squirming away from you as you tried to bite his ear lobe.
"Oh I know. But I know I look good."
He couldn't adjust to the merry laughs he gave now. He was so used to the snarky and smug ones, having genuine cheerful ones was out of his ball park.
He squeezed your thigh as a retaliation causing you to squeal in surprise.
"Well, I suppose we'd better get going before the sun sets." He stated as he carried you piggyback off of the car hood.
"What’s the rush, you own the place!" You exclaimed.
"Wouldn’t hurt to be so early, and last thing i want is something weird to happen in these terrains." He said a little darkly.
"You’re so morbid." You snorted as you nestled your face into the crook of his neck.
"Comes with the occupation." He responded, quirking a brow.
You turned around in back seat to grab the map, then brandished out the huge, difficult thing.
"Are you sure we're going the right way?" You questioned.
"Y/N please. I think I have an idea where a property I bought would be." Rohan stated, a little offended, lowering the map from your hands as he rolled his eyes.
"Sureeeee." You drawled out.
You tucked the map back where you plucked it from since you were useless with directions, then settled back into the passenger seat.
All of a sudden, you felt Rohan take the sides of your face with his hands and dragged you in for a slow, languid kiss.
It completely caught you off guard so you were extremely flustered not to mention feeling hot and bothered with the slightly obscene groaning he made against your mouth.
"W-what was that for?" You panted, trying to regain your composure, pupils dilated and head dizzy.
He just gave a triumphant smile.
"It's fun knowing I can do that more often."
author’s note: if you read this far thank u sm 🙏🏽 its kinda rushed so sorry for grammatical errors or spelling errors but its the fastest i put out a part two ehehe also i was kinda monologuing zown and its so dialogue heavy since i been binge watching scandal lately. anyways i would appreciate any requests for jojo characters😹 thank you again love u guise 💓 reblogs appreciated!!
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If you don’t mind tho, would you have any clue where I could ask about this talk of the LU fandom/Jojo going out of line? I’m oblivious to whatever happened and I’m curious
it's a bit of a complicated and long story, but some of it has to do with fans in general just being rly pissy about characterizations. i'm not pointing any fingers or listing any names bc it's not a One Person kinda problem, and some people don't even notice/see the issue and don't think it's an issue at all. in the grand scheme of things, this first issue isn't rly that big of a deal
(this might get long, and might bring up some anxieties for people, so this break is for anybody who wants to avoid mentions of fandom discourse, including past belittlement of furries, otherkin, and systems. stay safe)
reminder: this is just me clarifying info bc somebody asked! i am not trying to dredge up old mistakes
^ some of the things im talkin about are like . people babying wind. people turning wars into a comic-relief character that only knows how to creep girls out. people turning twilight into an emo cowboy that constantly cries about his girlfriend that's now in another realm or whatever. people simplifying wild into a crazy arsonist who doesn't seem to have a brain. people taking the "bitter" part of legend and exaggerating it So much that he's literally just an asshole to everybody all the time for NO reason other than that "he's the bitchy one"
personally this isn't nearly as annoying to me as some others find it. but i think the Bigger one, for me at least, is jojo herself
in this post, jojo makes fun of furries and otherkin, which i do not agree with. i don't have a problem w jojo not wanting twi to be "furry-like" but she drew the furry purposefully disgusting and stupid-looking to make fun of them. i don't know much about otherkin, but i know it's wrong to make fun of other people, especially when they aren't hurting anybody <3
and in this post, while explaining four's characterization in the comic, jojo put the word system in air quotes, as if to suggest there's something wrong with systems or that they don't exist or something. that stirred up quite a lot of suspicion and doubt in the fandom, and many systems obviously did not like that. i am not a system, so that's all i'll put here—a lot of systems posted their own takes on it when it happened
jojo has since edited both the tumblr post and the insta post to not have the word system in quotes. she explained herself and apologized here and here (this specific one is, i Believe, referring to past mistakes such as the ones above), but some people still are a bit iffy on that whole debacle (me included)
there might be more, but that's everything that i personally know of as to why the fandom has sorta gone bad. this next reason (sorta two reasons) is a personal thing and i don't rly hold it against jojo herself:
silly reason: i just like familial bonds and Close relationships in fiction, and lu does not cover that. they call each other "brother" from time to time but that's not enough dammit i want them to cuddle and i want time to be the father figure and i want them to live in a nice ranch house together happily ever after OKAY!!!! /silly
a more serious reason: linkshipping
i DO NOT agree with people belittling others for posting linkshipping, and this happens in lu All The Time and it's appalling. im not gonna get into the whole "but it's against her rules" thing bc i have some conflicted feelings abt that whole topic and this will get ridiculously long if i prattle abt that, but . people r getting bullied. people r getting singled out and Called Out and hated on and, in extreme cases, Driven Off The Platform bc they posted two silly little fictional men kissing. that's inexcusable to me
it's a bit more complicated than that, but i am of the simple opinion that u should Never police how other people have fun, and this is all fictional and we should redirect our collective hatred toward Real World Problems instead of wasting our time on arguing about whether or not these fictional elves should kiss <3
if i do make a new au and get away from this fandom, i hope to provide a safe space for Everybody, including linkshippers
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Modern Jo/Maybelle thoughts?
THANK YOU FOR ASKING, I HAVE A CLEAR VISION
This is part one, part two is here
This got ridiculously detailed… sorry
My vision is that they start off as neighbors in an apartment building.
Jo lives alone because Greta recently moved in with Carson, and Maybelle lives with her kids so Jo just assumes she’s straight because guys come to her apartment a lot.
But one day Maybelle knocks on Jo’s door early in the morning, dressed in pajamas, holding a baby & is like “Gosh I’m so sorry to ask you this but my hot water isn’t working and you seem like the handy type, would you mind taking a look at it?”
JO IS IN LOVE.
And she is the handy type so she’s like, of course, anything for this woman 🫠
Maybelle’s apartment is so cozy and warm Jo would be looking around like she’s stepped into Oz (ha)
Maybelle just worriedly paces around the bathroom rocking the baby while her other kid, a little boy, runs around the apartment like a maniac.
Jo’s like… are you okay?
And Maybelle gets so sad and tearfully explains that she’s gotta make breakfast and get the kids to school and daycare, and then she needs to take a shower and get ready and she can’t be late to work again because if she gets fired it’ll be a huge problem for her family.
Jo’s lesbian brain is like… must make nice girl stop crying.
So she fixes the hot water pretty easily (because I believe in my heart that she could fix anything she set her mind to) and Maybelle is soooo pleased but she’s still running late
So Jo, who just really wants to help, nervously asks if it would make things easier if she watched the kids while Maybelle showered?
Because she presents as so butch & masc, she doesn’t want Maybelle to get creeped out.
But sweet Maybelle just grins and hands Jo the baby, thanking her profusely.
Jo finds herself with a sleeping child in her arms and another child running around her ankles.
She’s chill about it though, I think she would be able to earn the respect of kids yk what I mean?
Maybelle gets out of the shower and comes into the kitchen in a fluffy bathrobe with a towel on her head, taking the baby from Jo and kissing her head, and then kissing Jo’s cheek without thinking about it.
Jo is blushing smiling and kicking her feet (metaphorically)
Maybelle is just smiling at her.
“Well now you’ve gotta let me make you breakfast!” she says, expertly balancing the baby on one hip as she starts to cook scrambled eggs.
Nobody has made Jo breakfast in a loooong time
I cannot overstate this, Jo is in LOVE with this woman
After that morning, things seem to break in Maybelle’s apartment more and more…
Jo always fixes them for ber
Maybelle always kisses her cheek and thanks her
Maybelle also starts bringing Jo over leftovers from her cooking because she’s pretty sure Jo eats takeout every night & Maybelle wants to make sure she’s getting hearty meals!
(those meals are made with love)
Jo is so fucking flattered
Maybelle loves making Jo blush, she thinks it’s so cute
Jo buys Maybelle’s little boy, Tommy (I am making that name up) a birthday present & Maybelle makes her sit down and eat a piece of cake with the family
One night Maybelle shows up at Jo’s door looking a little bit embarrassed and she’s like “Tommy really wanted you to join us for a movie night. We’re watching Wall-E!”
Jo just smiles at her. “Tommy did, huh?”
Maybelle smiles at the floor, then looks back up at Jo, blushing herself. “Well, we all like having you around, Jojo.”
Jojo 😭 Jo would be SOLD
Maybelle sits next to Jo on the couch, the baby in a bassinet next to them, Tommy on the floor.
Halfway through the movie, Maybelle’s head would drop onto Jo’s shoulder.
Jo would freeze. Because she still thinks Maybelle is straight and really doesn’t want to ruin their friendship.
But Maybelle just looks up at her with wide eyes and says “Do you mind?”
Jo shakes her head quickly. “Course not.”
Maybelle smiles, snuggling up to Jo. “I’m just so darn tired,” she murmurs, bringing an arm around Jo’s waist. “And you’re so cozy.”
Gay panic. Gay panic.
Jo can’t move, it’s like when a cat falls asleep on you. She tells herself Maybelle probably doesn’t get a lot of sleep and is just taking advantage of the quiet moment.
But against her better judgment, Jo lets her arm settle around Maybelle’s shoulders, pulling her closer.
Live Maybelle reaction: 🫠🫠🫠
When the movie ends, Tommy jumps on his mom to wake her up.
She laughs and hugs him and for a second they’re all cuddled there on the couch, and it’s the first time Maybelle hasn’t felt alone as a mother in a long time.
She sits there for a second longer before making herself get up & put Tommy to bed. It’s second nature for Jo to watch the baby at this point.
Once he’s asleep and Maybelle carries the baby to her bedroom, looking over her shoulder and waiting for Jo to follow.
Jo feels like she should probably go home but is not about to turn Maybelle down.
“She’s asleep,” Maybelle says, setting the baby into her crib next to the bed and turning to Jo. She smiles and says, “Thanks for keeping me company.”
Jo is like “I like keeping you company!”
Maybelle smiles. “Don’t you ever get lonely in that big apartment all by yourself?”
Jo scoffs, and though she’s never really thought about it before says “All the time.”
“You could stay here sometimes,” Maybelle says, biting her lip. “If you wanted to.”
“With you?” Jo asks.
Maybelle nods, smiling sheepishly. “I told you I like having ya around. You’re a lot better than any man’s ever been.”
Jo basically never leaves after that.
They never officially start dating, it just kind of happens.
When the kids are at school/daycare the next day, Maybelle stops Jo in the doorway as she’s leaving, laughs nervously, and kisses her on the lips.
Jo is so surprised she forgets to kiss back.
Maybelle just laughs at herself, high pitched and nervous, and shuts the door in Jo’s face.
After a few seconds of standing there like an idiot, Jo knocks and the door flies open, Maybelle practically jumping into her arms as Jo actually kisses her back <3
I am going to do a part two, this ask awakened something in me.
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The Killer Klowns from Outer Space; An Essay and Review of the BIZZARE, but FANTASTIC 1988 Classic
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Pizza? No, klowns. On May 27th, 1988, Stephen Chiodo unleashed the killer klowns from outer space, a bizarre story of two lovers and some of their friends battling the clowns, and trying to stop their siege of their small town. Where do these clowns come from you may ask? Well, outer space of course. What do they want? Well, it’s hard to say. They abduct humans and…drink their blood?? All else that can be said about them is they’re scary and come armed with many fun weapons, including balloon dogs, popcorn, and an iconic cotton candy gun, which they use to abduct their victims.
The film stars Grant Cramer as Mike Tobacco, Suzanna Synder as Debbie Stone, and John Allen Nelson as Dave Hanson, which round out our main cast, Mike and Debbie being our couple, and Dave being Debbi’s ex, although a cool one. The film also has a list of side characters that are either hilarious or make up for some awesome kills…or scary moments. Peter Licassi, who plays Paul, and Michael Siegel, who plays Rich are the town's odd and a bit dumb ice cream guys, who drive around in a ridiculous, although funny truck. They make up for some funny comic relief. John Vernon plays hardass, ball-busting cop Curtis Mooney, who doesn’t seem to love our protagonist, and also doesn’t believe in the Klown invasion, which pretty much seals his demise, and probably didn’t help the town’s chances. He also has a pretty cool death, which also delivers one of the film's more creepy moments when Mike comes into the police station to find one of the clowns using him as a ventriloquist doll. It’s quite unsettling. Also, who can forget another one of the movie’s most unsettling moments where a little girl, played by actress Claire Bartle is lured away from her parents by one of the clowns, likely to be killed. It’s one of the film's most unsettling scenes, right up there with the ventriloquist scene. Although on the topic of cool and fun kills, the shadow puppet kill, where one of our star clowns shows off some of his shadow puppet skills to a group of normal citizens, and in the end, uses his skills to make a monster puppet that eats them in an awesome scene. “What are you gonna do? Knock my block off?”…famous last words for Michael Halton’s biker character, who gets his head punched off by one of the film's most iconic klowns, Shorty. What about Karla Sue Krull, who has a small scene as Tracy and again, one of the film's most iconic moments, when she opens the door to a knock and is welcomed by clowns, and as soon as she asks “pizza”, she learns this is no normal pizza delivery, as she’s zapped into cotton candy. Now, what are you gonna do with those pies boys? Another bit of famous last words from a carnival security guard, played by actor David Piel, who witnesses loads of klowns getting out of a clown car, and after asking his iconic question is pied to death, by……ACIDIC PIES!?
These klowns mean business. Although, so does the ending. After maneuvering their way through the town, our characters wind up at a carnival, ready to take on the klowns and destroy them once and for all. Although the klowns won’t make it easy on them, as they must run through a gauntlet of creative carnival sections like colorful swinging door frames, through monster's mouths, down a fire station poll, nearly into a monster's mouth, and the killer klowns cotton candy factory or storage, etc. The finale takes place in a big arena with the king (or queen) Klown, Klownzilla, or Jojo. When it appears, in its monstrous size, the other klowns seem to back away in fear as if it is some form of leader, and the battle begins. After dodging its attacks, attempted gunshots, and a fakeout death of the two ice cream truckers…because the truck was a rental or whatever, Mike and Debbie make it out alive, with Dave staying back to finish off the massive final boss of a klown. After it’s got Dave in its grips, just when we think it’s over for him, he removes his police badge to give it one fatal blow to the nose, causing it to spin out of control, and explode. Now, us, Mike, and Debbie thinking he, and the two ice cream truck drivers, Paul and Rich are dead, in comes a klown car hurling in from the skies, and its…DAVE, RICH, AND PAUL!? Yes, they’re alive. It’s an all-in-one, fun reunion, with some funny stuff from Paul and Rich and a tear-jerking reunion of Dave, Mike, and Debbie. The Klowns ship, however, isn’t so alive, as it explodes in midair, and at first calmly rains down…cotton candy? Popcorn? Who knows. Debbie asks the one important question though…is it over? Mike answers as any person who experienced this would…I don’t know. Until pies hail down from the sky, pieing them all in the face, with the classic tune Killer Klowns from Outer Space by The Dickies, for a funny and classic ending to this bizarre, pretty scary, funny, and crazy journey, and film/movie we call Killer Klowns from Outer Space.
Some special groups I wanted to mention are the fantastic set designers, costume designers, stunt men, actors, actresses, for the normal people, and the killer wacky klowns, the fantastic performances given by our lead and supporting cast of actors and actresses, the special effects team, etc.
Also, almost forgot to mention…who are the main klowns? Well, you got Jumbo, Fatso, Shorty, Rudy, Spikey, Slim, Bibbo, Chubby, and last, but certainly not least…Klownzilla…or Jojo. There are obviously other klowns too, too many to name, but all are masterfully designed with their own unique quirks and looks. Lastly, what’s their weakness? Well, as I said earlier…a simple blow to the nose. Yep. And they spin around a bit till they explode. Quite a good way to kill them, pretty creative, and really funny actually.
So…that is Killer Klowns from Outer Space. What are your thoughts? When did you first see Killer Klowns? Did you like it or dislike it? Let us know.
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If I dissapointed you (chapter one - english)
(This is only a small part)
Chapter 1: For humiliating them.
What a shitty life.
Yes, yes, maybe other teenagers worry about silly things like going to school, going out for the weekend, feeling the stupid love of their family, friends and other stupid loved ones. Brick is very lucky, of course, because someone like him doesn't have the slightest need to go to school. Secondary? poof, please, that's for idiots who, after all, are not going to be anything really important in life. To go to school or not, it doesn't matter, you won't miss many geniuses anyway.
He didn't need friends or family, why? He already had his two brothers as his only family and of course he didn't need anything else. But even they have problems, being already 16 years old it is common, even for them, those annoying hormonal changes, at least the worst was over. Brick is not a teenage boy who is interested in girls, unlike her brother Butch who apparently has a girlfriend over there, though Brick is sure he only wants her for one thing and one thing only. Of course Brick warns his brother Butch to be careful not to get any woman pregnant, that would be disastrous, to which his brother replies "That only happens to careless idiots", it was true.
But instead, Boomer hasn't seemed to show any interest in any woman, not that Brick cared but he was starting to think that his younger brother has "different tastes" if so his brothers would give him the beating of his life for being a stupid fagot. Although Brick didn't take that thought seriously, just because Boomer isn't interested in women doesn't mean he's gay. Brick is also not interested in women since, although he sounds childish for his age, girls seemed disgusting to him. So girlfriend? No! never of the never never of the never never!
This trio of teenagers are not like the others, they never were, not even when they were children, they were the Rowdyruff Boys, the most dangerous and feared villains in the city. They just needed to steal candy from the candy store, steal money from grannies, destroy the city for no reason and, of course, try to destroy the Powerpuff Girls. They have been trying to destroy these Super Dumb for as long as they can remember, since 11 years ago, since they were 5-year-old-looking children and newly created by their father Mojo Jojo. None of them needed any other motivation or purpose in life.
Not now that they had so much fun doing graffiti on city walls, writing things like "The Mayor Sucks" or "The Super Dumb Ones Are Stupid" and all that crap they wrote. Brick couldn't ask for anything more than another day to continue his quest to destroy these girls or, at the very least, humiliate them.
"I'm tired of this!" Butch exclaimed, slamming the wall. Let's destroy cars or something like that!-He said while he jumped up and down with excitement.
"But we'll draw the attention of the Powerpuffs," Boomer spoke up, not sure of the idea.
-Of course, idiot! That's what it's all about!” Butch pushed Boomer to the ground. Then they will come and we can beat them up!
His brothers… his brothers were idiots! Given that thought, one would think that Brick is more mature than the other two, but no, actually he is still a child as much as they are, but Brick can't help but think that he is surrounded by a couple of fools, why was he born with a such a stupid pair of brothers?
"Okay," said the boy in the red cap. Let's destroy some things. - He smiled evilly.
And they started destroying cars and buildings, blew up a passing school bus and caused a plane to fall into the water. People ran and screamed, to Brick they seemed like annoying little ants, this caused him a lot of laughter. Then they could see how those ridiculous trails of light were approaching, with the dumbest colors, pink, blue and green, almost like their colors but more feminine. The citizens calmed down when they saw their saviors and the three evil boys turned to see their opponents who had just arrived.
-Stop, ruffians!- shouted the leader of that group of girls, silly thing since they had already stopped.
"You guys can't go a week without destroying something?!" the green girl in the group asked in an annoyed voice, which caused Butch to have a great need to hit her.
"Why did it take so long?" Brick asked, trying to piss them off. Were they afraid of us?
-You wish we were afraid of you.- Acorn mocked.
"They're not going to get away with it!" The blonde exclaimed with her shrill voice, which annoyed the three brothers.
"If you come here to talk, go somewhere else," Butch said, snapping his fingers. I'm here to fight!” And without warning, he started attacking Buttercup.
Brick was upset that his brother was the first to attack, but it doesn't matter anymore. Brick began to do the same, directing
going to give a strong push to his opponent, who is always Bombón. Butch vs. Buttercup, Boomer vs. Bubbles, Brick vs. Blossom… To be honest, he was already beginning to wonder why they always come in that order, are they used to it by now? Is it because they are counterparts? wow!
And how always the Powerpuffs were sweeping the floor with them. Acorn threw Butch against a building and then went to knee him in the face, ouch! Boomer ended up crashing into the street and then Bubbles went straight to kick him in the stomach and then they think that blonde has compassion! Blossom fired a powerful laser beam at Brick, which he managed to dodge easily but narrowly and his favorite red cap was pulverized, due to his distraction Blossom elbowed him hard, knocking him down to the ground, damn cheating redhead!
Already after the girls defeated the boys, they began to laugh while floating in the air and they remained unconscious on the ground. Their childish and happy giggles were melodious, full of life and carefree, happy to have won again and, of course, mocking them for losing again. Brick opened his eyes and saw the three of them, three girls who were smiling and feeling triumphant that they had saved the day once again as the citizens praised their beloved superheroes. He didn't know how they were able to bear the love of all those people, they only loved them because they saved them nothing more, if one day they stopped doing it, their love would disappear.
It's better to be a villain, no one expects anything good from you, no one loves you, everyone fears you and hates you, they couldn't stand something like that, but Brick loved it. Why would he need such shallow love? Why would I need any kind of love?
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we-love-imagines · 3 years
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Can we get the Jojo's and their preferred petnames to give/receive?
This was such a good ask, I had a lot of fun with this one! Sadly, Gappy isn't in this one, since I'm not very far into part eight yet. No warnings, just fuff!
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Jonathan
-Once Jonathan starts using pet names, you'll never hear him speak your real name again. You'll only hear him call you Dear or Darling from now on. Being the loveable doofus that he is, he might even introduce you to others by those names! His favorite name for you, however, is My Love. He thinks it's special, so he tries to use it sparingly. Emphasis on tries.
-While Jonathan will never object to being called a pet name, he just loves to hear your pretty voice call his name. Despite the fact that everyone calls him that, you can somehow make it sound special!
-If you do decide to call him a pet name, he also likes to be called Dear or Darling, and of course, Jojo!
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Joseph
-Joseph is, somehow, able to make the raunchiest and most annoying pet names charming in his own Joseph way. It starts off ironic at first- he'll call you Sugartits and Foxy-Moxy just to get a rise out of you- but he ends up falling in love with over-indulgent, sickenly sweet nicknames. He'll call you Boo-Boo Bear, Honey Bunches, Love Muffin, and other saccharine names with ease. It always seems like he has a new one ready to roll off the tongue.
-In more private, earnest moments, he'll call you by your name or something more traditional like Baby or Honey.
-He loves it if you call him silly nicknames too! Joseph loves to go back-and-forth with you, trying to out-ridiculous the other with your crude and crummy pet names. While in more serious moments he likes to be called Hun and Dear, he also likes when you call him Lovebug, Lover Boy, Rocketman, and of course, Bubble Butt.
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Jotaro
-Jotaro isn't one for pet names. Your name works fine. Unless you have a nickname that makes your name easier to say/ something everyone calls you (Like how some people like to refer to him as Jojo), you're just getting your name. Whatever will make you come when called.
-It's not that he does this out of a lack of love, he just finds it a little childish. He thinks it's mature, if not a little overly formal, to forego calling you something cheesy in favor of something you'll always answer to. The farthest he'll really go is come up for a unique nickname for you that he'll only use on occasion, in private.
-While it's very hypocritical of him, he loves being given cuetsy, coupley pet names! Jotaro would never admit it, fearing it would make him seem immature, but whenever you call him something special he becomes putty in your hands. He prefers simple, but sweet names like Babe or Baby. Also, if you learn Japenese pet names, he'll blush so much his hat won't be able to hide it all; Holly once told you to call him Danna (the Japenese equivalent of "Hubby") and he nearly popped a blood vessel.
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Josuke
-Josuke, much like his father, is one for pet names that are more on the silly side. However, unlike Joseph, he likes for them to be a little more personalized. He'll call you quirky little names based on your inside jokes, your unique features, and his favorite things about you. This leads to you being called things like Player Two, Captain Cuddles, and Sleepy Sheepy, all coming from your wacky dates and adventures.
-Even in more earnest moments, he's still a pet name kind of guy. He just doesn't use your name that much- I mean, why would he, when he could call you something that could make you feel all warm and fuzzy? Even in serious, private moments, he'll still call you Babe. Honestly, it's a really big indicator that he's mad if he starts calling you by your real name, almost as if all the sweetness has been sucked out of him.
-He loves being called unique nicknames too! His personal favorite certainly is Pomp-adorable, but being called Sweetheart and Casanova also made his heart flutter.
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Giorno
-Welcome to Italy, the land of love, amazing food, and pet names that make every foreigner weak in the knees. Giorno certainly makes liberal use of the Italian pet names we all know and love, like Tesoro(Darling/Treasure), Cara(Dear), and Amore(Love), but he also has a few unique ones. He loves to call you his Coccinella(Ladybug), Farfalla(Butterfly), or his Fiore(Flower).
-Giorno loves using pet names on you, not only to show his affection but to get a rise out of you. He just loves when your face goes red and you get all shy when he calls you something sweet. Especially if you don't know the language, which gives him an excuse to give you an impromptu lesson in the world's sexiest romance language!
-He loves hearing the same nicknames he gives, in all honesty. They're sweet, romantic, and steamy- they work in every situation, and sound lovely to boot! Although, he did hear you refer to him as your Other Half in conversation, and he's never felt more loved in his entire life.
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Jolyne
-Who are you? Your name is (Y/N)? Nope, sorry, you're Babe now. You're about 90% sure Jolyne has forgotten your real name based on her inherent refusal to ever use it. She just loves the feeling of calling you something special. It not only shows the world that you're together and proud of it, but it also makes you feel loved and appreciated! It's a Win-Win!
-She can somehow make mean names sound affectionate and appealing. She'll lovingly call you Egghead, Dorkus, and Lamb Chop when you're messing around, and she loves the way they make you laugh.
-Jolyne likes being given a special nickname in return. Honestly, it'll bug her if you don't. While being called Baby or Sweetie works just fine for her, deep down, she secretly loves being called more childish names. Pet names like Peanut, Muffin, or Pooh Bear all make her feel so giddy!
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Johnny
-Johnny certainly adds a little country flair to his nicknames, calling you Darlin', Hun', Sugar and Pumpkin with a sweet southern drawl. While he'll usually call you by your real name, he likes to throw these in from time to time to remind you just know much he cares about you.
-Seeing as he himself is really insecure about his physical attributes, he likes to call you certain pet names like Gorgeous and Beautiful from time to time. He uses these when you seem especially insecure or downtrodden, just to remind you how attractive he finds you!
-For the love of all that is holy, call Johnny big, strong, and macho. He's extremely self-conscious about how his disability makes it seem like he's a lesser, weaker man, so he eats it up when you call him Handsome, Stud, or Lover Boy. They remind him that you don't see him as some shrimpy guy that you have to put up with. That's not to say he doesn't like softer names- Sweetie Pie is one of his favorites- but after a long, hard day, being called a Stud makes him feel amazing.
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ymiwritesstuff · 3 years
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Dare
So I wanted to write this quick Josuke scenario, whose plot was actually made by a friend of mine some time ago. I loved the idea so much that I decided to finally write it! After this I promise to empty my inbox, my last exam is on Monday and then I’m finally free! Thank you for your patience and I hope this Josuke scenario is to your liking. (PS. I may or may not start officially writing for him in the future...)
Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable
Josuke Higashikata x Reader
Summary: A simple game turns into one of the most stressful things Josuke has ever had to do. Things seem to get even more difficult when he runs into you.
Notes: Slightly suggestive language and themes
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“Alright, Josuke! It’s your turn!”
Okuyasu turned towards his friend who straightened his posture and prepared for the question with a wide grin on his face. “Truth or dare?” The pompadour-haired teen thought of his response for a few seconds before confidently replying. 
“Dare! Better make it a good one!” Josuke laughed and widened his grin at Okuyasu’s reaction. There was an obvious glint of mischievousness in his eyes as he thought of a dare for his friend. “Nothing illegal, okay?” Koichi reminded, knowing just how unpredictable Okuyasu’s mind could be. Josuke looked at him in anticipation, anxiously waiting for the response that could be absolutely anything. The tiniest part of him was already regretting his decision.
“Ya see that store over there?” He finally asked, pointing at a small store just across the street. Josuke and Koichi both looked at it over their shoulders, raising a brow in confusion before turning back to Okuyasu. “What about it?” Josuke asked, dreading what lied in his friend’s mind. Okuyasu smirked and let out a high-pitched, impish chuckle. 
“You better have some money on ya! Because you’re gonna go in there and buy a magazine!” He chirped, which caused the two other boys to be even more confused. But before either of them had a chance to voice a question, Okuyasu threw his arm over the blue-eyed teen’s shoulder and lowered his otherwise loud voice.
“The dirty kind.”
Josuke’s face turned a bright shade of red upon hearing his words while Koichi was quick to protest.
“Okuyasu!” The silver-haired boy yelled, his cheeks quickly being dusted with crimson as well. “You can’t make him do that! He’s not even 18! There’s no way he can just buy something like that!” 
“Oh come on, Koichi!” Okuyasu exclaimed, rolling his eyes. “Ya really think Josuke here ain’t gonna pass for a grown-up?” He inquired, pointing at Josuke who was still processing the dare given to him internally. “Besides, he’s gotta do it. I don’t make the rules.” There was yet another smirk on his face, as he looked over at Josuke. “Or are ya gonna chicken out?”
The dark-haired teen was quick to regain his posture and looked at his friend confidently. “Hell no! It’s no big deal,” Josuke stated as he stood up, checking his pockets for change. “It’s like you said, I’m pretty sure I look like an adult anyway.” His lips were stretched by a fearless grin as he looked at the store, but internally, he was more than nervous. “Get goin’ then,” he heard Okuyasu say behind him as he turned towards the small boutique.
On his way there he could feel his friends’ eyes boring into him as well as the imaginary judgmental stares that he thought the bystanders gave him. His heart was beating faster than it should have and he tried to convince himself that this wasn’t a big deal. However, the fear of embarrassment and awkwardness made him more anxious than necessary.
Once he entered the store the clerk’s greeting almost made him jump. It was a small store, with little to no shelves to hide behind and the more Josuke looked around, the more he began to regret accepting the dare. There were no other customers and it made his stomach churn. His eyes spotted the section that held the lewd magazines and his eyes immediately glanced at the clerk, who fortunately had his attention elsewhere. He exhaled sharply. He could do this. All he had to do was to get over there, pick up a random magazine and pay for it. Simple as that. No biggie.
With careful steps, he neared the shelf that held the current bane of his existence. Josuke was so focused on his ridiculously stupid quest that he didn’t register the door of the shop opening and closing, indicating that someone else had entered. His lightly trembling hand reached for the corner of a magazine, trying not to pay attention to the cover of it as the steps of another person next to him went unheard by him until a voice brought him out of his thoughts.
“Josuke?”
His blue eyes immediately shot up and looked to the side where he saw you standing, wearing a pleasant smile on your face. He was quick to stand up properly and tried to use himself as a shield to hide the magazine collection he was just looking at. There was no way he could let you see what he was thinking of purchasing. Trying to appear as normal as possible and conceal his embarrassment, he returned your smile but internally cursed at his bad luck.
“A-ah, (Name)! What’s up? A-are you here to… uh… Buy something?” He stammered, unable to keep the redness on his face from forming. You giggled at his silly response.
“No, not really. Just checking. What about you? You seemed to be pretty intrigued by the-” When you tried to get a better look at what was behind him, Josuke suddenly took a step forward, fortunately moving your attention away from the shelves. He figured you hadn’t seen his previous source of interest properly when you stumbled upon him. Thank goodness.
“Well I- I’m just checking as well! Weird huh?” He chuckled sheepishly and mentally punched himself using Crazy Diamond because of how utterly awkward he sounded. You raised your eyebrow in puzzlement at his strange demeanor. “Sure, I guess… Uh… Josuke are you feeling well? You’re acting a bit strange-” When your eyes moved towards the forbidden shelf Josuke quickly grabbed your shoulders and made you face him, making your eyes look into his instead.
“Actually! I- Um…” Josuke quickly tried to come up with something to say to take your attention away from the sinful magazines. You looked at him questioningly, the close proximity making your face heat up somewhat. 
“I was wondering if… If you wanted to grab lunch with me!” He quickly said, which made you look at him with wide eyes.
“You mean… Like a date? You asked, raising your eyebrow at him rather suggestively. You’d be lying if you said that you didn’t want to go out with Josuke, in fact, you had been thinking about asking him yourself.
“Yeah, exactly! How about later today? I’ll come pick you up!” He asked, voice filled with genuine excitement, though he hadn’t forgotten about his dare. 
“Oh, so soon?” You stared at him. “I’ll have to go get ready!” You exclaimed and looked at the front door of the store before turning your gaze back to him.
“So it’s a date?” He asked, a pleasant smile spread across his lips, rid of any signs of nervousness. You nodded in response.
“It’s a date.” You confirmed, smiling as you did. “See you later,” you said before placing a gentle kiss on his cheek and heading towards the entrance. Josuke watched you go, the place on his cheek that your lips touched tingling pleasantly. When he couldn’t see your form anymore, he remembered the reason for his trip to the store and quickly turned towards the shelf with a sigh.
“What’s taking him so long?” Koichi wondered, nervously moving his gaze between the store and Okuyasu. “Do you think he got caught? I told you this wasn’t a good idea!” The dark-haired teen merely leaned back on the bench.
“Relax, he’s probably just tryna pick one with nice lookin’ chicks,” He stated with a smug smirk. “Ain’t no way they’d think he’s underage. Have you seen how tall he is?” Koichi sighed and rolled his eyes at his friend’s remark.
“It’s not about height, Okuyasu.” He once again glanced in the direction of the store. “He looks young. And it’s been a while. And I’m definitely blaming you if we get in trouble for this!”
“Hey! It ain’t my fault if he- Hey there he is!” Okuyasu glued his eyes on Josuke who walked towards them, magazine in hand. Koichi’s eyes filled with disbelief and Okuyasu began laughing hysterically. 
“You actually did it, you bastard!” He yelled as Josuke approached them, a pompous smirk decorating his face. He tossed the magazine into Okuyasu’s lap. “There’s your jerk off material.” Josuke watched as his friend let out an excited howl and began skimming through the pages.
“We’ll have to continue this game some other day,” Josuke said to Koichi, who raised a questioning eyebrow at him. He noticed the faint shade of pink dusting his cheeks. “What do you mean?”
Josuke smiled at him suggestively before letting out an excited giggle.
“Well, I can say that at least something good came out of this stupid dare.” Koichi raised a confused eyebrow at his friend.
“I have a date tonight.”
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ultimatetornshipper · 3 years
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Steam
A lot of facts could be seen as only opinions. A lot of facts could be seen as flexible depending on one's experiences and perspectives. Facts could change and facts could be more than just the part of it that you're made aware of.
Blossom knew this.
But there was one simple fact that would remain the same for all of eternity.
Blossom Utonium hated Brick Jojo.
And he hated her.
Nothing, NOTHING would change this simple fact. They were natural enemies, opposites made to challenge and contradict one another.
It was simple.
Key word being was.
It's easier to hate and despise one another when your siblings weren't all friends and dragging the two of you along every chance they got.
It's easier to hate one another when your morals are directly clashing on a weekly basis.
Yeah, they still didn't exactly agree on a lot of moral questions but the boys aren't really evil anymore either.
But when the boys stole something the girls would fight them, take it, arrest them, they'd escape and everyone would let bygones be bygones.
By everyone she meant the blues and the greens.
She was pretty sure Brick was the only one who actively wanted to still do that stuff and Boomer and Butch just followed his lead. Or maybe Mojo still had something on them. She couldn't be sure, but the point was that they still committed crimes and that was illegal so it was their job to stop them.
And she wasn't stupid, she knew full well that she and Brick were the only ones who weren't pulling their punches and treating it all like a game.
So like she said. It was simple.
Until her sisters decided to make it complicated by befriending their rivals.
Blossom despised complicated social situations.
In any other context she could handle complicated. Fights? Sure. Science? She adored it. Books? What other kind is there?
But in group and friend dynamics? It annoyed her more than yarn catching on her nail, more than nails on a chalkboard, more than a dirty, uncleanable chalkbo-
It annoyed her a lot.
Why? Because it created situations like the one she was in right now.
Where her sisters and their counterparts were play fighting and joking around while she and Brick maimed eachother.
And it was always followed by a lecture by Bubbles on how she was too hard on him and Buttercup telling her to chill out while Brick and his stupid smug smirk would mock her and wouldn't leave her alone and how his red hair would be messy afterwads and half out of his ponytail and wisps falling into his face surrounding his gorge-
No.
She flew up to dodge a kick and landed behind him, pushing him forward so that he lost his balance.
She was fighting him right now. She couldn't think about his eyes or his pink lips forming a smug little grin and how she just wanted to kiss that stupid little smile off of his dumb face-
She froze in shock.
Kiss Brick?
Since when had that been an option?
She felt him get a hit in her stomach and her bottom collided with the ground.
She shook herself out of it. Later. She could analise... whatever this was... later.
She started getting up but suddenly he was straddling her waist and pinning her hands down above her head.
She stared at him in silence for a few seconds, because he was really close now and she could see the light freckles dancing across his nose up close and-
Bad Blossom! Now is not the time! You hate him, you despise him, he is the enemy! Stop checking out the guy you're fighting!
He smirked down at her victoriously, "At a loss for words, eh, Pinky?"
She felt him lower his guard and loosen his grip and quicker than lightning she flew out beneath him.
What in the name of Einstein was wrong with her?
She flew quickly and as high as the tallest building in Townsville, then she stopped and turned around and the handsome bastard was right there in front of her-
Wait a minute- handsome?!
Blossom needed to lie down.
Sadly, he seemed determined to keep this going.
They traded blows and each time he said something she didn't reply.
She was too busy freaking out about the fact that she had not only wanted to kiss him but also mentally referred to him as handsome and what the actual frickty frack?!
"What's wrong Bow Pink? You're awfully quiet today, afraid me and my brothers are finally gonna beat you and your sheep?" Brick taunted.
Blossom's brain with all its genius level intellect then decided that the only way to deal with whatever was happening to her heart was to stuff it in a jar and bury it deep, deep down and pretend it wasn't real.
She hated him.
He hated her.
That was a fact that couldn't and wouldn't ever change.
So she did what she did best.
She riled up Brick Jojo.
"I'm not the one here with sheep, Rock," she said mockingly.
He narrowed his eyes, throwing a punch that she quickly dodged, "Oh now she speaks?"
"You finally said something worth replying to. Though I must say, Rick, I'm disappointed, I can't believe you've been reduced to using puns," she replied, kicking his side and pulling away quick enough that he couldn't grab her leg.
"It's Brick and you know it, and don't pretend you don't pun, Pinky, we both know that's a lie," he said with a small growl in his voice. Dodging her once more.
"I still think your insult was just some good old projecting. Clearly if one of us have sheep it's you. My sisters fight of their own violation," she taunted, smirking. He grabbed her and they wrestled midair, each one gaining and then losing the upperhand.
Suddenly they pulled apart, flying in circles, eyeing one another. They were both panting, clearly out of breath.
Anyone could sense the electricity crackling through the air from a mile away. Out of the corner of her eye she noticed that her siblings and their counterparts have stopped fighting and were now eyeing their leaders wearily.
She'd deal with it later.
She turned her full attention back to the man in front of her as the silence grew sharper.
His shirt had small tears in places, his hair was all over the place and he sported a few new injuries. She was certain she was in a similar state.
"They choose to fight," he broke the silence, glaring at her, "I don't force them to do anything they don't want to. I don't control them,"
The sharp, delicate silence fell apart and she felt her temper flare. The electricity turned to fire and she launched herself at him and felt her eyes heat up.
"The only reason for that is the fact that you're too busy being controlled," she screamed.
She could almost taste his fury at her words and their fight went to a whole new level.
Neither of them held back anything as they shot lazerbeams and went for one another unlike ever before.
She pushed him against a building, trapping him. And for a moment they locked gazes and time froze. The anger and frustration and denied attraction flared between them like a wild electric cable, their faces only inches apart.
"Are either of us really in control, Pinky? Or are we all just the result of someone else's choices?" he whispered harshly as they gazed into one another's eyes.
She felt her guard lower only for a split second before he grabbed her and pushed her against the building.
"But then again," he said quietly, and she felt his breath mingle with her own, "maybe if we want control we need to take it ourselves,"
He closed the distance between them and she only felt his fire approach for a second before she reacted with her ice.
So that's the was he wanted to play this?
She deepend the kiss and poured all her hatred and love and frustration and attraction into it.
She bundled up his shirt in her hands and felt his own get tangled in her hair. She faintly heard his hat fall to the ground not too far below.
Yet she couldn't care less as she kissed him the way she'd never allowed herself to kiss anyone before for fear of their life.
But she could do this with him because he could counter her perfectly.
He really was her opposite, huh?
Then she registered the fact that the air around them was slightly more humid than before.
She ignored it though, because this was the best kiss she'd had in... well, ever, and she was not going to pull away because as soon as she did that it would be over and it wouldn't happen again because now that they knew that it didn't-
Blossom felt him pull her closer and pushed all her previous thoughts away. She'd worry later, for now she just allowed herself to disappear into the kiss.
A few minutes later she became aware of a rather large amount of water hitting her.
They pulled away from one another in search of the source.
She quickly noticed that Brick was in a similar state as her and they turned to find their siblings staring at them.
Bubbles was holding the hosepipe that was likely the source of the water and Buttercup handed Butch 20 dollars.
"Really?" Her black haired sister asked, "You couldn't have waited just three more days for your murder make out session?"
"Our what?" she asked while Brick replied with a simple, "Fuck you,"
"Actually, Brick, you've got the wrong sister, I'm Buttercup, the one you wanna fuck is in your arms, her name is Blossom," Buttercup replied slowly, in a mocking tone of voice.
The red heads turned to look at each other and when they noticed their proximity, they jumped away from one another like the other had the plague.
Brick turned to them, "I was trying to kill her!"
And Blossom followed suit, "And I was just defending myself!"
"Nothing else!" They said at the same time.
Bubbles rolled her eyes and Boomer smirked. Butch waved them away, "Don't worry we have a completely different bet for when you two will acknowledge and accept your feelings for one another,"
"Yeah, and I can still win it!" Buttercup agreed.
"Feelings? What feelings?!" Blossom screamed, "Bubbles, tell Buttercup she's being ridiculous,"
Bubbles rised an unimpressed eyebrow, "Bloss, you're both redder than Brick's cap,"
"And you just spent 10 minutes making out so much that literal steam started surrounding you," Boomer snickered.
No matter how much Blossom or Brick denied it, no one in all of Townsville believed their denial after that day.
Buttercup won the second bet.
Approximately 3 months after what was dubbed their first Murder Makeout session the two finally confessed to one another.
Those 3 months are another story entirely.
But it was this that proved to Blossom that truly no fact was concrete, facts changed and facts expanded. Facts were flexible depending on your experience and perspectives.
And the fact was that while once upon a time, maybe Blossom did hate Brick and maybe Brick did hate Blossom, things changed.
But that mutual hatred melted away into something new, something beautiful, something flexible.
Something a little bit like steam.
Authors note:
Inspired by this post
I don't plan to continue this but if someone wants to continue or expand this idea or world like tag me I'd love to read it
Thanks to @maltrashdump for coming up with this idea, I love it, hope u enjoy my version of it
Also sorry for not putting a read more thing I'm on mobile atm
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blitzturtles · 3 years
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Title: It Goes Like This (It Starts Like This Universe)
Rating: Teen and Up
Fandom: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo
Pairing(s): BruAbba
Summary: Abbacchio isn’t a morning person. Never has been. He prefers the comfort that comes with a blanket of darkness to the bright hours of the early morning. There’s less eyes. Less people. Less performance. Unfortunately, he’s gone and fallen in love with a man that believes that the day begins before the sun has even broken the horizon.
Notes: This is for the first place to my 300 Follower Giveaway! @bucciaratisfishmarket requested BruAbba set in my It Starts Like This verse with some disabled slice of life/morning routine. Ngl, I was super excited to get to do something in this verse, so thank you!
Thank you to everyone that followed and participated, and a special thanks to @bucciaratisfishmarket! I hope you like your fic!
Additional Notes: Also, the pill organizer described in the fic can be found on Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1022344896/boneyard-real-bones-weekly-7-day-pill It's cool and beautiful, and I probably don't do it justice. Definitely go check it out!
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Abbacchio isn’t a morning person. Never has been. He prefers the comfort that comes with a blanket of darkness to the bright hours of the early morning. There’s less eyes. Less people. Less performance. Unfortunately, he’s gone and fallen in love with a man that believes that the day begins before the sun has even broken the horizon. It’s leftover from Bruno’s days helping his father with the boat, and, later, his days running Polpo’s errands. Chasing people down for money and answers. What comfort Abbacchio can find in the night, Bruno can find just fine in the light hours of the morning.
Fortunately for both of them, Abbacchio is more than capable of running on a schedule, of waking up at the same time everyday and forcing his mind and body into cooperation. He did it for years for school and then the academy. It’s nothing he isn’t used to, and he’s happiest when Bruno is happy, no matter what that entails, which is how he finds himself waking up to Bruno’s second alarm before the man can snooze it again.
The thing about Bruno’s new medication—a pill large in size and equally ridiculous in the length of its name—is that it makes it damn near impossible for him to get going in the morning the way he used to. Before, Bruno practically operated on his own internal clock. Waking up before his alarm had even gone off and fetching them both their first cup of caffeine; it used to be the thing that made greeting the day a bit more tolerable.
Now, Bruno snoozes. Alarm after alarm, until they run out. He’s tried music, absurd volumes, and even relocating the damned clock halfway across the room. None of it helps, so Leone compensates. He wakes up around the second or third alarm, turns the rest off, and kisses Bruno’s cheek before he rolls out of bed.
Sometimes there’s a quiet plea, “five more minutes”, that endears Abbacchio so completely that his mood settles, not nearly as bitchy as he could be upon reaching the kitchen and finding someone else already there.
“Why are you awake?” Okay, so. Still bitchy. But he doesn’t sneer his words quite as bad.
Narancia, for his part, looks completely startled by the prospect of someone else existing at such an ungodly hour, but he manages to avoid outright screaming. That’s a plus. Abbacchio isn’t sure his head could take it this early. “What are you doing?”
“I asked first.”
Narancia narrows his eyes, but he caves within seconds. “I got a test in like two hours, and Fugo’s gonna kill me if I don’t pass.”
Abbacchio snorts at the idea, “Yeah, he will.”
“Not helping!”
“Never said I planned to,” Abbacchio points out as he starts rummaging through the cabinets for two mugs. He sets them on the counter and gets to work brewing their coffee. Decaf these days, for Bruno’s sake. Abbacchio could keep drinking his usual, but he takes solace in the bitter taste of his coffee instead. It seems kinder that way, especially when he knows how much Bruno’s been struggling without caffeine.
“Why are you awake?”
“I’m always awake this early,” next is breakfast, which is easier said than done. It’s rare that Abbacchio wakes up with a stomach for anything. Too many years of skipping breakfast in favor of a bottle did a number on him, but it’s not optional anymore. Neither one of them will be able to keep their meds down without something to eat, so he picks through the refrigerator until he comes up with fruit and yogurt as his best solution.
“Really?” Narancia asks, wrinkling his nose, “Why?”
“Ask Bruno,” Abbacchio says, dismissive. He’s really not in the mood to talk to people that aren’t currently snoozing in his bed.
“You’re not much fun in the morning.”
“Am I ever?”
“Touché.”
Abbacchio snorts. He should be offended, but he knows the kid is being a smartass. It’s his own fault for setting himself up. “Why don’t you go bother Fugo? I’m sure he’ll be happy to help you study.”
“Have you ever tried waking Fugo up?”
“No, can’t say that I have.” That’s always been Bruno’s job, assuming that Fugo hadn’t already woken up on his own.
“It’s too early to get stabbed.”
“Touché.”
They go back and forth for a while longer. At least until Abbacchio’s patience runs out, and he’s finished putting breakfast together. He dismisses himself with little warning and doesn’t feel the least bit guilty when the kid looks a little startled by the abruptness of his departure. He has things to get done for the day, and those things don’t necessarily include being part of Narancia’s obvious effort to procrastinate.
“Bruno,” Abbacchio calls when he steps back into their room after Moody opens the door for him. “Your five minutes are up.”
“Five more?” Bruno asks, voice muffled. His head is barely visible with only a tuft of hair sticking out from a pile of blankets. It’s cute, and Abbacchio is a complete sucker for giving in.
“Last one, tesoro,” Abbacchio warns as he sets Bruno’s cup and food down on the bedside table.
There’s a muffled reply that might be a quiet thanks, though it’s almost impossible to tell with the way Bruno pulls the blankets even tighter around himself.
Abbacchio rummages through the drawer of his nightstand until he finds what he’s looking for before taking up a spot at the end of the bed with his food and drink in hand. He sips at the decaf slowly, wrinkling his nose at the first taste. God, he misses caffeine. As expected, he doesn’t feel much better about his first bite of homemade parfait (and he can almost hear Polnareff’s protest at his calling it that). The rest goes down about the same, but the motion is mechanical at that point. One bite after the other with the occasional sip from his mug to wash it all down until everything is gone.
Abbacchio sets the dishes on the floor and reaches for the pill organizer sitting on the bed beside him. He absently runs his fingers over the lid, where small bones have been set in resin. He can still remember the first time he saw it. The black shine had caught his eye first, but, on closer examination, the thing that had convinced him to buy the organizer had been the mouse bones, delicately placed and striking against the background.
What he hadn’t realized then is that the little organizer would a significant adjustment to his daily routine. Having a week’s worth of medication in one place, already sectioned in dosed amounts, had significantly increased his medication compliance. Oddly enough, it’s had a rather hefty impact on his overall mental health. Now, when anti-inflammatories and bronchodilators and steroids are part of his daily regiment as much as his SSRI’s, it’s even more vital for him to consistently get his meds in. Otherwise, the consequences tend to be pneumonia and an unwanted hospital trip with a round of antibiotics and even stronger steroids. And that’s to say nothing of what happens when he’s running low on serotonin.
He’s caught up in his own thoughts when Bruno hooks his chin over his shoulder and peers down at the little organizer.
“I never did ask you if those are real,” Bruno muses quietly.
“I thought you were taking five more.”
“‘m awake,” Bruno answers, clearly half-asleep.
Abbacchio huffs a soft, amused laugh. He turns his head to press a kiss to the side of Bruno’s nose. “Sure you are, amore.”
“I am.”
“M’hm,” Abbacchio smiles, reflecting the expression on Bruno’s face, though his is notably less sleep-depressed. Bruno looks a lot like a light gust of wind might knock him out, and it’s so damn endearing that Abbacchio can barely handle it. Instead, he looks back down at the pill organizer and answers Bruno’s earlier question, “They are. Real, I mean.”
“They’re lovely,” Bruno says, and he means it. Odd as some might find Abbacchio’s taste, Bruno has always found beauty in it. “Perhaps I should get one.”
“Might be a good idea.” It would be easier to see if Bruno ever missed a dose, and it would certainly be easier to avoid that disaster all together. “There are other options. You could go with something—oceanic, maybe?”
Bruno hums at the thought. “I think I’d like that.”
“I’ll keep an eye out,” by which Abbacchio means that he’ll actively go looking for one. Anything to make Bruno’s life a touch easier.
“Oh, you brought breakfast,” Bruno says, moving away from Abbacchio to peer curiously at the morning’s offerings. “You’re entirely too kind.”
Abbacchio huffs a laugh at that, “For all that you’ve done for us? Hardly.” He pops open the side hatch of his organizer and dumps the day’s pills into his hand. Abbacchio pulls a face at the number of them and looks down at his mug. Right, he had meant to save a sip.
“Here,” Bruno offers his own with a smile. “We’ll get more in a bit.”
“If you’re sure...” Abbacchio could always go get his own, but he has a feeling that doing so will result in more small talk, and he’s not quite up for that yet.
“I am,” Bruno reassures him before taking up the bowl of yogurt and fruit in absence of his coffee. “Just leave enough for me to take mine.”
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piduai · 3 years
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Interview with Noda Satoru from the Golden Kamuy fanbook
sharing anywhere is fine, but please credit me.
Q: Tell me how you feel about passing 6 years of serialization. Noda: I was already serializing at the time of my debut, so I guess I’d be able to give a summary when I’m finished. I don’t really think about how many years it’s been, it’s merely a checkpoint.
Q: What made you decide to become a mangaka? Noda: I feel like I wrote it down as my goal in my yearbook back in middle school. I also wanted to become a movie director, but as a mangaka you can create the entire thing by yourself. 
When Golden Kamuy just took off I was living in a tiny apartment and the postman, a young fellow and a reader of Young Jump, realized that I’m Noda Satoru. The magazine was sending me a lot of things, so it was rather obvious. “Are you the author of Golden Kamuy?”, he asked in a surprised tone while looking around the cramped entryway. I could feel feel his confusion regarding the fact that that vast Hokkaido world of the manga was being created in this modest apartment. Or maybe he just expected me to be making more money and afford a better place. Anyhow, I just thought again about how a manga can be created in even the smallest room in the universe.
Q: Who is your favorite character and why? Noda: As always, it’s Tanigaki. But well, I love all of them. I want to showcase only the best parts of them, and it hurts when I fail. For example I’m very happy that there’s a character who stirs the pot as well as Usami. He’d be Katsuo in the world of Sazae-san.  
Q: Which characters are the easiest to draw, and which ones are the most difficult? Noda: Characters like Shiraishi, Tsukishima and Nagakura, they don’t have a lot of hair and even if they turn out a little ugly their faces are well-defined so it’s easy to draw. In general faces that are strongly distorted and resemble caricatures are easy. Meanwhile Asirpa, Kiroranke and Inkarmat have neat facial structures on top of wearing Ainu clothing, so they are a very high-calorie effort for me. Ogata and Kikuta are difficult too. Their faces are distinctive and I have to make them look cool too, which is wearing me out the most.
Q: Have you decided on all 24 convicts at the very start of the story? Noda: Wouldn’t I sound like a badass if I said that that I have? Anyway. There were the ones that were based off real-life Meiji era criminals, such as Shiraishi, Kumagishi Chouan or the lightning couple, and of course there was Hijikata.
Q: Tell me of a funny thing from the manga that you are fond of. Noda: Gansoku’s “Hah! ☆”. And also when Koito Jr. Was flapping his arms and legs around trying to keep himself in mid-air.
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Q: Why did you decide on Otaru as the starting point? Noda: I am from Hokkaido, so I’m familiar with Otaru and Sapporo. Otaru is close to both the mountains and the sea. Sapporo used to be a swampland, it’s wide and flat and there is no sea. Otaru is a place where foreigners come and go, there are many criminals roaming around creating danger, and money is found. There aren’t many big cities in Hokkaido. There were Ainu living in Otaru but sources are scarce, however Nakagawa-sensei, the supervisor over the Ainu language, told me not to worry too much about the difference of location, so I figured it would be best to make it Otaru.
Q: Was there any real life experience you had while growing up in Hokkaido that you turned into a scenario? Noda: When I was about 19 someone I knew told me that there is a locust graveyard on a nearby mountain, which sounded so ridiculous I had to laugh in their face. Turns out it indeed was a heap of locusts and their eggs left after a locust plague, that place was the Teineyamaguchi locust mound (a real historical site). I realized I ended up using this in my story. I owe that person an apology.
Q: Was there any scene that was particularly difficult to draw? Could you elaborate on it? Noda: The time Sugimoto went against Nihei and Tanigaki. It gave me a very hard time. Who goes where and does what, how does Nihei carry Asirpa, stuff like this. I had no time to waste either, I just remember that sequence overall driving me insane. 
There was also the sequence with Wilk, Sofia and Kiroranke being at Hasegawa’s photo studio. It’s really frustrating to draw something that you know will bore the readers, the story flow becomes less exciting too. I was praying for everyone to have a little more patience and keep reading, because the twist was so good.
Q: If you were to take part in the gold hunt, which group would you like to belong to? Noda: It seems that Hijikata’s group doesn’t have funding problems, and because Kadokura is there the atmosphere is relaxed too. I’d go there.
Q: If you were to find all that gold, how would you use it? Noda: No idea. Had a couple when I was younger, though.
Q: Were you planning to eventually transfer the action to Sakhalin from the very beginning of the series? Noda: Asirpa and Kiroranke have roots there, so I anticipated that the story will eventually move to Sakhalin. I also expected to have to travel to Amur river myself, but couldn’t go after all, only went as far as Khabarovsk. 
I was thinking of making Sugimoto eat permafrost mammoth. There was talk of a research team or an ivory excavation team’s dog eating mammoth. However there was no reason to make Sugimoto and Co go as up north as needed for permafrost, so I scrapped the idea.
Q: Tell me something about the hardships you experienced while doing research is Sakhalin. Noda: It was tough, but fun. I was only able to understand the clear differences between Nivkh and Orok people by going there; I couldn't by only looking at records and materials while in Japan. 
Complete unrelated, but I was surprised by how many stray dogs wander around there. One time my cameraman and I ended up being chased by one while looking for a factory and we had to run for it. The beast was big, about the size of a German Shepherd. The guide also warned us about junkies, it was really scary.
I also went to the Japanese military pillbox over 50th parallel north and prayed at a cenotaph deep in the mountains. I met a group of Japanese people in the hotel by the place where it's said you can still find remains of Japanese soldiers and their driver, a Russian, seemed to help with collection of the remains on the regular. He said that he's doing it out of reverence, even as a former enemy. As a Japanese, I felt gratitude. The 7th Division are villains in my story, but I don't have any personal bias against either side.
Q: What were the biggest differences between drawing Hokkaido and Sakhalin? Noda: Well... it's Russia. Even though Sakhalin is so close, it's already Europe. The structure of houses is strikingly different. There's also the differences between Hokkaido Ainu and Sakhalin Ainu, and differences between Orok and Nivkh people. There is no manga that will conveniently lay the differences of those down for you. 
It seems that the Orok and Nivkh's relation with Japan only got more difficult by the beginning of Showa era, there is only one person in the whole of Japan who can supervise on the Orok language. The professors in cultural studies I consult for Golden Kamuy are truly top-level; not only are they tremendously knowledgeable, they also understand how important to me is to stay impartial.
The wildlife, as well. There's a biogeographical boundary between Hokkaido and Sakhalin, observing animals I would never be able to see in Hokkaido was riveting. 
Q: Did Sugimoto really have a hidden plan during the whole stenka business? Noda: No idea. Even if he used it as a pretext to get everyone involved, though... cut him some slack. He's only a man. Sometimes he just wants to fight and win. Not for Ume-chan or Asirpa-san, just for the sake of proving to himself that he's strong.
Q: Your art is dynamic and detailed. I think your style changed quite a bit with time, though. How would you describe yourself as an artist? Noda: I want to preface this by saying that in no way do I think of myself as more skilled than other mangaka, but if you're drawing everyday for more than 10 hours you're going to improve a lot eventually, whether you want it or not. People who are able to keep the same style for years without change are the ones who are impressive, because it means that they achieved the peak of their potential. Ageing and health problems influence your art a lot, you know. I try to draw by observing. I use a lot of references. Drawing by memory alone is not a good thing.
Speaking of other artists, I once had one of the assistants I had working for me for years draw me a door knob from memory, and the result was a truncated cone resembling pre-packaged pudding. The actual shape of a door knob has an intricately angular circular shape. It's the result of being unobservant in everyday life. Good art requires constant observation.
Q: What was the foundation for your style? Is there an artist you were influenced or inspired by? Noda: Araki Hirohiko-sensei, for sure. During my time as an assistant, many authors told me to not even try to be original when it comes to battle abilities, it's already been done in JoJo, it has it all. He's kind of the Beatles of this industry, isn't he? 
By the way, I usually have no intention of parodying JoJo in Golden Kamuy, but my friends will tell me that they identified this or that reference from time to time. I read Part 1 about 30 years ago but I was obsessed, so maybe some things were just left in my subconscious. I only did one obvious parody, during the stenka fight. Funnily enough that trope started in Fist of the North Star, though, not JoJo.
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Q: What's one thing that gives you the most motivation to write? Noda: Fan letters. I know how straining it is to write long and neat sentences by hand, and am thankful for them. I'm happy that people go that far to share their thoughts about my work with me. I'm really grateful to the people who keep reading and supporting Golden Kamuy.
Q: Did you have an interest in Ainu culture before starting the series? Noda: I did not. I'll be glad if my work makes people interested in the Ainu. Prejudice is born out of ignorance, so if you want to learn about the Ainu, don't limit yourself to Hokkaido only; there are museums all around Japan, and they have knowledgeable curators. It's important to remember to take into account the time period and the occupation of the person on which the research materials are based when you're trying to learn about the subject.
Q: You showed us a lot of aspects of life during Meiji and Taisho eras. Tell us about what surprised or impressed you in the process of research. Noda: It's not that I was particularly knowledgeable, so having to check every single thing was quite exhausting. The Ainu, the military, katanas - all of these needed research on my part. 
There are more regulations and rules set for things out there than one could assume, and mangaka who base their works on real life need to be especially careful about this. You have to take into account things like the size of the buttons on a military uniform, how a tea cup is held, and and how different people talk in different ways. For movies there's staff working on costumes and props, there's the cast, there are screenwriters, but in a manga you are the one responsible for every single detail. I wish I had a time machine and travel back to those eras. There are things I couldn't get right here and there that I keep having regrets about.
Q: Golden Kamuy was the main visual in the British Museum manga exhibition between May and August in 2019. I know you went there in person. How was it? Noda: The trip felt like a reward for all of my efforts. The exhibition is jam-packed by opening time, but I got special treatment and they let me inside early in the morning so I could walk around the vast British Museum in solitude. I also travelled between Jack the Ripper's crime scenes at night by taxi.
The driver in a taxi I caught by chance was wonderful, she looked up photos of the crime scenes and surroundings taken at the time of investigation on her smartphone and showed them to me one by one, saying things like "the third victim was found here!". 
I've always had a soft spot for Jack the Ripper, back in middle school I even wrote a screenplay for a school festival stage and played him in it myself. It was done in very poor taste, like that one scene in the Addams Family movie where there are arms blown away and fountains of blood gushing out. The audience loved it. 
Q: Please leave a message for the readers. Or maybe some advice for the troubled youth. Noda: I want people to say that everyone in Golden Kamuy had a satisfying ending, and I want that for everyone involved more than anything. As for advice for the troubled youth, there's none. Life is survival of the fittest. The weak ones get eaten.
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daveyjacobss · 3 years
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skeletons in the bathroom
racetrack higgins x reader
summary: it’s spooky season, and is there anything scarier than having to confront and admit your feelings for one of your closest friends? (or, in which y/n is helping race get ready for a halloween party and desperately trying not to think about how much she wants to kiss him.)
a/n: i did it!! a halloween fic out for october 2020!! sorry it’s so late in the month, life has been very hectic with an overload of assignments and plenty of politics induced stress. anyway this is unedited so sorry in advance but i hope you like it :)
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This had been such a bad idea. Why on earth had she agreed to this? What kind of astounding lack of brain cells had led to her saying yes to attending her own goddamn funeral?
"Albert, you would leave flowers at my grave, wouldn't you?" She turned to look at him just in time to see him roll his eyes. Jojo and Finch, sitting across from them at their table in the library, both stared at her with equally confused and amused expressions.
"Y/N if you tell me you're gonna die one more time, I'll literally kill you myself." Albert fixed her with a halfhearted glare, brushing his hair out of his face. She groaned and dropped her head down on top of her arms, resting lazily in the tabletop. Jojo laughed quietly at her, but she didn't have the heart to give him a death stare in return.
"Out of curiosity," Finch started, effectively abandoning his work, "what kind of flowers would you want?" She lifted her head, pursing her lips in concentration as she thought the question over.
"I don't know, either something really pretty or something ridiculously dramatic." Albert sighed beside her, finally putting his pencil down. Jojo had stopped actually trying to get work done a half hour prior. "Like, some pretty marigolds or daisies would be cool, ya know? But, also, a single red rose would have a very nice effect." Jojo nodded along with her.
"What about black dahlias?" He asked. Y/N perked up at that.
"Oh, yes! Definitely achieving that she-was-probably-murdered-and-the-killer-is-leaving-flowers vibe." She high fived Jojo while Finch shook his head at them. Albert hit her from her right side—lightly, but she let out a loud "ow!" anyway.
"Can you stop moping and acting like you're gonna die? You're the one who got yourself into this mess." She went back to being miserable immediately, groaning again for effect.
"Will someone please explain why she's dying?" Finch asked, directed more at the other two boys than at Y/N. Albert rolled his eyes again.
"Race asked her to do his makeup for his skeleton costume before the party tonight and she said yes, but now she thinks she's gonna die when she does it." He punctuated his words with a pointed look at her which effectively communicated all of his exasperation as well as the sentiment he had been expressing to her for almost two years, that she should just go for it and ask Race out. She ignored it completely.
"I am going to die!" She threw her hands in the air for dramatic effect, giving Finch and Jojo her best 'I'm in despair' look. "I'm gonna have to be ridiculously close to his face—and his lips—for way too long! I'm gonna either go insane and launch myself out the fucking window or die of embarrassment."
All three boys laughed at her. Insulted, she crossed her arms over her chest and pouted at them.
"Y/N, it'll be fine," Finch said, pretending to wipe tears from his eyes. "Anyway, why can't you just ask him out already and not have to deal with the funeral arrangements?" She offered him her best deadpan stare.
"C'mon, Y/N," Jojo chimed in. "What's the worst that can happen?"
"Oh no, don't get her started," Albert groaned.
"The worst that could happen? Are you kidding?" She looked at them incredulously. "Well, for starters, I could tell him I like him and then he could be disgusted because why would he ever like me back when he's him and I'm me, and then, because he was your friend first and things are super awkward between me and him, we drift apart, and then I lose all of my friends and I die alone with no one to leave black dahlias on my grave in order to entertain my dramatics." Finch blinked, staring at her with wide eyes as if he couldn't quite believe what he had just heard.
"Hold on," Jojo spoke up again, face contorted with anger. "He would not be disgusted. Even if he didn't like you back, which he does—"
"Does not," she grumbled.
"Does too," they all answered in unison.
"He wouldn't be mean about it," Jojo continued.
"And we wouldn't stop being your friends," Albert added.
"Plus, even if we suddenly become arch enemies I'm totally still leaving black dahlias on your grave for dramatics," Finch grinned, winking at her. That got her to laugh a little, smiling back at him.
"I just..." She sighed, her shoulders slumping. "I don't want to ruin anything, and I don't want everything to change between us. I'm fine being his friend, that's enough for me. It's just hard to keep my feelings in check when he gets too close to me." Her eyebrows furrowed while she fidgeted with her fingers, not liking how vulnerable she felt while telling all of them that. Albert's arm slid around her shoulders, bringing her into his side. It was awkward and uncomfortable leaning across the gap between their chairs, but she enjoyed the comfort anyway.
"You don't have to do anything you don't want to," he said gently. "You have our support either way." Jojo and Finch nodded, both smiling encouragingly at her. She smiled back at them, moving to gather up all of her papers. The boys followed suit, shoving everything back in their backpacks.
"Thank you," she said quietly just as they were all pushing their chairs in.
"Anytime," Albert grinned brightly, throwing his arm around her again and leading them out of the building. A wind blew as they walked out into the October sun, sending a chill through her body and causing her to lean into Albert's body for warmth. They all started walking in the direction of their on-campus apartments, pointing out the most colorful trees and joking about the upcoming party with easy smiles.
"Speak of the devil," Jojo muttered from behind her. She went to turn back to look at him and ask what he meant, but Albert pulled her more securely against him and she laughed.
"Hey guys!" Finch called out, waving wildly. She looked in the direction he was facing and saw Race walking in the opposite direction with Romeo across the street from them. She felt heat rush to her face automatically, lifting her hand in a small wave while sporting a shy smile. Albert and Jojo waved enthusiastically with Finch, receiving an equally energetic wave from Romeo and a small wave from Race. Y/N tilted her head in confusion, frowning. Race never missed the chance to make an ordeal out something as small as seeing his friends across the street, was something wrong? No one else seemed concerned, though, and their small group kept moving. If anything, Finch and Jojo seemed amused, snickering quietly behind her and Albert.
They parted to go to their respective apartments, all three boys giving Y/N a hug goodbye. She took full advantage of their attempts at comfort, holding them tightly and burying her head in their chests. Once she was back in her apartment, her roommates thankfully back home for the weekend, she dropped her bag on the floor and took a deep breath. Race was set to come over a little while later to get ready for the party, that left her some time to clean up a little. He wouldn't care if the apartment was dirty, but she couldn't get rid of the urge to make sure the counters were decluttered and the bathroom where she would be doing his makeup smelled nice. Plus, at least it would give her something to do to distract herself from her ever growing anxiety.
She was definitely going to die.
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Race was ten minutes late, but Y/N had already figured he would be when his "omw" text didn't come until a minute after he was supposed to be at her apartment. He grinned at her when she opened the door, arms (adorably) holding the straps of his backpack that she assumed was carrying his costume.
"I wasn't sure if you would want me to put on the costume before or after the makeup," he said as he walked in. "So I just brought it to change into." She liked the way he looked so comfortable in her apartment, facing her casually with his hair messy from the wind. She smiled softly at him, unable to contain her ever present joy at seeing him.
"Before, definitely. If you put it on after you might mess your face up." He nodded, already shrugging his bag off his shoulder.
"Your room okay?" He asked, gesturing in the direction of her bedroom.
"'Course. Just don't mess with anything in there." She playfully pointed a finger at his chest and he laughed as he moved into her room and closed the door behind him. She walked into the bathroom, taking deep breaths and trying to tell herself everything would be okay. Her and Race were friends, and she was perfectly capable of helping him with his Halloween makeup like a normal person. Maybe. Hopefully. Kinda. Probably not. God, she was hopeless.
He found her in the bathroom obsessively reorganizing the makeup, dressed in his full skeleton getup. She smiled when she saw him in it, happy that he hadn't picked something with a good that would have concealed his beautiful curls. With his lanky stature and gangly limbs, the costume worked perfectly for him. He grinned back at her, doing a little shimmy that made her laugh.
"You like?" He wiggled his eyebrows at her and she shook her head in a amusement.
"It looks good," she confirmed, their usual joking banter hindered by her nerves. "We should get started so we have enough time, I still need to get changed and finish my makeup, too." She patted the bathroom counter and he followed her hand, hoisting himself up so he was sitting on the counter facing her, swinging his legs.
She tried not to think too hard as she started on his face, going in with a layer of white before anything else. She could feel his breath on her wrist, but she tried not to think about it. Thinking about it meant her own breath would hitch and then, because their faces were so close, he would notice. She brought a hand up to his jaw to steady his face and resolutely did not think about how easy it would be to pull him to her and kiss him.
Part of her wanted to listen to the boys. She wanted to say fuck it and tell him how she felt about him. She wanted to flirt with him while she had him at her mercy like this, wanted to lean in and put a hand on his thigh for balance just to see how he would react. She wanted to know if his breathing would change, if his heart would skip a beat, if he would look at her with wide eyes or if he would simply smirk and carry on. Or maybe he wouldn't do anything, because it would nothing but a meaningless gesture to him. But, god, she wanted to try. And she wanted to kiss him so badly.
Still, the other part of her triumphed. The part that told her he didn't feel the same way about her, that to him she was just a good friend and if she went and did something stupid she would ruin that.
She asked him to close his eyes and he did so obediently. She took the chance to look at his lips while he wouldn't be able to notice, realizing how quiet he'd been the whole time so far. Once his face was fully covered with white he opened his eyes and she took a small break, giving herself some time to calm down her erratic heart beat. He kicked his legs out again without her standing in front of him to block them.
"So," he started, staring down at his feet instead of looking at her. She tilted her head slightly, waiting for him to continue. "You and Albert, huh?" Her eyebrows furrowed and she stopped short as she went to grab a brush, paused in confusion. "What's going on there?"
"What do you mean?" She asked, trying to laugh to diffuse whatever tension had just overtaken the room but only managing a nervous chuckle.
"You two looked pretty cozy earlier, outside. Do I gotta start preparing myself for you to be acting all gross and couple-y whenever we go out now?" His voice sounded strained, like he was trying to force the question to be casual. She figured it was because he was upset Albert and her wouldn't tell him something like—which, they totally would if that was at all a possibility. Which it wasn't. The whole idea was so ridiculous a strangled laugh bubbled out of her throat.
"Oh, god no. There is nothing romantic happening between me and Albert." She looked down at her hands, avoiding having to look at his face. "No, it was just cold, you know? And he was trying to comfort me because I was upset." Suddenly he was there, standing in front of her. He gently tilted her chin up to look at him and used his other hand to grab hers.
"Babe, what's wrong? Are you okay?"
She was going to cry. She was going to burst into tears, standing in her own bathroom with Race's touch overwhelming her senses. It wasn't fair. It wasn't fair that he was so handsome and funny and kind and loving. It wasn't fair that whenever he looked at her she felt like no one else existed. It wasn't fair that she couldn't breathe with his hand still resting just under her chin. And the universe was just playing dirty having him call her babe like it was nothing, like it didn't make her heart swell in her chest. Like it didn't absolutely break her. She was definitely gonna cry, her eyes already watery.
His concern only seemed to increase when he saw the distraught look on her face. He tried to take another step toward her but she moved backward, detaching herself from his hands. She breathed deeply, running her hands through her hair as she tried to keep herself from sobbing. He looked so worried—so sad—and it just wasn't fair.
"I'm—" Her words got caught on the lump in her throat. "It's nothing, really. I'm just being dumb." He looked at her disbelievingly.
"Y/N c'mon, you're clearly upset, let me—" He cut himself off at the way she back away from him again while he reached out, hurt flashing across his face. "Here, why don't we just skip out on the party? I'll stay here with you and we can watch old Disney Halloween movies or something." She wanted that so bad, she wanted that more than anything she had ever wanted. But she couldn't, it would only hurt her more.
"No," she sniffled, regaining her composure. "No, you should go. I might stay back, I dunno. But I don't wanna keep you from having fun."
"Hey." His voice was soft, the corners of his lips turning upwards just slightly. He was so beautiful she could have died over it. "I always have fun with you, party or not. If you don't go, I don't go."
"God, Race. You can't just—you can't say things like that." She huffed while he blanched in confusion. "It's not fair."
"What? I don't—"
"Listen, I'll finish your makeup, yeah? And then we'll go to the party and we can pretend like this never happened. Okay?" He nodded mutely, slowly positioning himself back on the counter. The concern wasn't gone from his eyes and his mouth was set in a frown, but he complied.
Not crying was a constant effort the entire time she finished his skeleton makeup. She felt her lip quiver at more than one point and Race's eyes kept darting down toward it. She did her best to keep it steady, not wanting him to see her cry. He had seen her cry before, of course, over classes and movies and the like, but there was a special kind of shame associated with him seeing her cry over him.
It wasn't until after she was done that he spoke up again. "Do you not want to be alone with me?" He asked it so quietly she was sure it must not have come from him, used to his loud, boisterous voice. Her heart broke all over again.
"That's not it, Race. You know that, right? It's not your fault I'm upset." It wasn't, really. If she was going to blame anyone it would all be on herself.
"What, then?" The joking tone was back in his voice, clearly trying to diffuse the tension and brighten the mood. "Too afraid you won't be able to control yourself around me?" Yes. "I know you'd love to jump these bones." She laughed despite herself, playfully hitting his arm. Her reaction made him smile again, and she was glad. He always knew how to cheer her up.
It only took a little while longer for her to change into her costume (just a regular witch in shades of black and purple) and put on her makeup. Race watched her as she put on her dark lipstick, making her nervous and subsequently causing her hands to shake, but she made it through alright.
They left just a bit before the party was supposed to start, Y/N shivering in the cold air as they walked. Race glanced at her a few times, seemingly conflicted, before cautiously wrapping an arm around her. She leaned into his touch and he gripped shoulder more firmly, pulling her into his side. When they stopped to let a car go by she turned to him and wrapped both her arms around him, basking in his warmth. Race was like a heater, generating warmth from the day she met him. He returned her embrace, rubbing her back soothingly.
"Are you sure you're okay?" He mumbled into her ear. A shiver went down her spine at his voice so close to her ear, but she nodded, holding him tighter. They were later to the party then they should've been, having spent a good amount of time in that embrace. It had made her heart all fluttery, not to mention the way it did somersaults every time Race looked at her for the rest of the walk (which was a lot, he must have been really worried).
She expected him to split off once they entered, going to look for some of his other friends, but he stuck by her side. It made her smile, the butterflies in her stomach going wild. They went to grab drinks together and ran into Finch.
"Hey!" He smiled dopily, clearly a little tipsy already. "The makeup looks great," he gestured at Race's face. "And you two look so cute together." Heat rushed to Y/N's face as she quickly took a sip of her drink in order to avoid having to respond. Race simply laughed.
"Yeah, Y/N did an awesome job, right? I knew she would, though. I could feel it in my bones." Y/N groaned and Finch cringed.
"That was awful, dude." Race grinned proudly anyway, waving as Finch left to go back to the friends he was with.
"Did you pick this costume just so you could make bad jokes?" Y/N turned to face Race, raising an eyebrow. He winked, which was all the answer she needed. She wanted to give some sort of sarcastic remark in return, but the wink made her giggle nervously. He seemed content with her response all the same.
About three thousand skeleton jokes later (he had literally greeted Davey by saying "bonejour." Davey had promptly turned around and left the two of them without saying a word), Y/N and Race were sat on the couch together, chatting amicably. She felt better with a bit of alcohol in her veins and a few buckets of false hope from the fact that Race hadn't tried to leave her side once the whole time they'd been there.
"You're such an idiot," she laughed uncontrollably as he relayed a story about him following a squirrel across campus the week prior.
"What can I say?" He grinned cheekily. Her smile dropped.
"Don't you dare—"
"I'm a bonehead." He knocked on his head for good measure.
"Okay that's it, I'm leaving." She moved as if to get up before Race reached out to grab her arm.
"Y/N, no!" He managed to get out through his laughter. "Don't leave me bonely!" She stared at him in disbelief.
"You're the worst," she groaned as she let him pull her back into her seat next to him.
"But you love me anyway." He poked her side and she looked at his face. The makeup looked good, she had to admit, but she wished it had been able to mask his face better. Because looking at his face was still looking at his face, makeup or no makeup, and she had a bad habit of getting caught up in looking at his face. His features seemed to tense, his Adam's apple bobbing as he swallowed harshly. "Drinks!" He said suddenly, breaking their staring contest and practically jumping out of his seat. "I'm gonna go get us more drinks." She nodded, eyebrows furrowed as she watched him scurry off. That had certainly been strange.
"Fancy seeing you here." She turned to see Albert falling into Race's spot beside her, grinning around his own drink.
"Hey," she smiled, adjusting her witch hat.
"You and lover boy work things out yet?" She punched his arm and he gaped at her.
"Shut up," she hissed. "It's not gonna happen, let it go." He rolled his eyes.
"You sure? Because, from what I've seen, he hasn't stopped staring at you all night." She glared at the redhead, pouting.
"Stop giving me hope, asshole. It just makes this worse."
"Makes what worse?" She looked up to find Race standing in front of them, two drinks in hand. She took one from him with a smile.
"Nothing," she shook her head. "Albert's just being annoying."
"Isn't he always?" Race asked with a smirk the same time that Albert said "hey!" Deciding this would be her best chance at payback for teasing her about her crush on Race, she pushed Albert off the couch. Race laughed loudly, stepping over his friend to return to his seat. She smiled brightly at him and he grinned back, bumping her shoulder with his. She had to take a drink to stop the flustered laughter from escaping her throat.
"You two suck," Albert groaned from their feet. It only made them laugh more, still giggling even as Albert stood up grumpily and walked away without saying goodbye.
"Your costume looks really good, by the way." She turned to Race, her smile faltering. "I didn't tell you earlier, but I like it." He said it so earnestly, looking right into her eyes. The only thing she could think of was hoping the boys were ready with those black dahlias, because she was a total goner.
"Thank you," she said softly, lost in his gaze. She thought about them in the bathroom, how she had wanted to put her hand on his thigh just to see how he would react. Thinking of what Albert had said and taking another gulp of her drink, she did just that. She leaned forward and put her hand on his thigh to steady herself. He froze. It was hard to tell over the noise of the party, but she thought she might have heard his breath hitch. She couldn't look away from him, her eyes once again finding his lips.
"You spent so long on this makeup," he muttered. "And it looks really cool." She tilted her head in confusion.
"Huh?"
"I really don't wanna ruin it. I'm sorry."
"Why would you—"
But then he kissed her, so no question she could have asked mattered anyway. He was kissing her. Oh, Albert was gonna laugh so hard when he heard about this.
She kissed him back fervently, one of her hands tangling in the curls at the back of his head while the other remained on his thigh to keep herself steady. One of his hands rested lightly on her waist, squeezing just slightly, while the other caressed her jaw. It felt like in the bathroom earlier that night when he had tilted her chin to look at him, but so much better.
He pulled back before she was ready, eyes still closed as she unconsciously chased his lips. She opened her eyes to see his makeup smudged and definitely some her lipstick on his lips, a warm feeling settling in her chest. But his mouth was pulled into a frown and it sobered her quickly. He was pulling at his hair, his eyes wide with panic and sorrow.
"I'm sorry," he panted. "You're upset, I shouldn't have done that. I've been trying to cheer you up and now I've, like, totally taken advantage of you when you're vulnerable and—"
"Race." He looked at her, face practically begging for forgiveness. She reached for his hands with a small smile. "You're not taking advantage of me. I was only upset because I thought I didn't have a chance with you." She shrugged slightly, averting her eyes. He gaped at her.
"You didn't have a chance with me? Are you kidding?" He tightened his grip on her hands, pulling himself closer to her. "Y/N, I've been pining after you since, like, the day we met. You're ridiculously out of my league." She looked at him with wide eyes, meeting his gaze. They both broke out into grins at the same time before she was leaning in again and he was following.
He tasted like candy and alcohol and she couldn't have asked for anything better. They slid closer to each other on the couch until her hands were clasped together behind his neck, playing with his curls, and his were holding her waist. She couldn't get enough of him. She didn't think she would ever get enough of him. They were both breathing heavily when they pulled away again, foreheads resting against each other.
"You know," Y/N breathed. "If that whole 'just the two of us spending the night at my apartment and watching old halloween movies' offer is still on the table...." He laughed quietly, his head falling to the crook in her neck.
"Definitely still on the table." He pressed a light kiss to her neck and she was dragging him into a standing position immediately, fully ready to get away from all the other partygoers. She wouldn't be able to handle it if his hands wandered any further than they had already gone, she needed time to breathe and process—preferably away from the crowd.
He held her hand and lead her through the sea of people to the front door. Jojo caught sight of them as they made their way out and, presumably seeing their joint hands and messed up makeup, whooped at them. Y/N laughed and Race stuck his tongue out at his friend.
"Which movie do you wanna watch first?" She asked as they walked back, holding onto his arm and leaning into his side.
"Oh, definitely Halloweentown." She smiled, pulling him in for another kiss. He chuckled when they pulled apart. "You know, I would say a skeleton pun right now, but I don't have the guts to ruin this moment."
"Oh my god, Race."
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sohin-ace · 4 years
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Wow Abbacchio is HUGE, man. Like, SUPER HUGE. Imagine him with a small S/O. He'll never stop teasing them and turning them into an armrest, grabbing their head with those GIGANTIC HANDS and sometimes literally PICKING THEM UP like HhhnNNnNgghHGgG
This is so incredibly cute! I love and hate big men and Abbachio is a 188cm burly ex-police man with huge hands and a voice deeper than the purpose of my existence. Little Y/N is weak. I'm weak too. Let's get to it.
I know it's a confession and not a request, but you asked for it, I'm writing it.
※ Jojo Scenario • Abbachio - Sizes
Being Leone Abbachio's lover is quite the bizarre adventure, especially as a small or just about average-sized person for how big the man was.
It was always so incredibly funny and adorable, at least from a third view point, when you and him stood next to each other somewhere, whether it was during a mission, in the HQ or even just outside in the city. Your head didn't even reach his shoulders and he looked so ridiculously wide compared to you.
You could always count on the dumbass teenager trio of Mista, Narancia and Fugo to be there and snicker at the size difference. Even Bruno bit back a few smiles at the sheer adorableness of the teeny tiny Y/N and the humongous Abbachio.
Even though he didn't mean to, everything Abbachio ever did was so incredibly diminishing for you. Each and every single gesture and act involving you two together seemed either tooth-rotting sweet or straight up hilarious.
For instance, he grabbed your wrist, one day, to move you out of some pedestrian's way and his entire fist closed off on your thin wrist. He didn't even have to pull that hard either, he moved you around effortlessly like a doll.
Abbachio had the habit of, everytime you told him anything, leaning down just low enough to warm up your face with his proximity, whispering with a raspy voice, "Hmm? What did you say? I couldn't hear you." All the while making sure his long hair flew down to caress your face and feigning innocence.
One day you asked to check something that he was holding in his hand, but Abbachio refused and held it over your head obnoxiously, watching you struggle to grab it and desperately climbing his arm like some kind of tired baby monkey.
"What's wrong pulce? Can't reach? Too bad so sad." He chuckled with a with eating smirk that you dreamed of wiping off his face along with that tacky shade of lipstick that you hated to love.
He would tease you endlessly and, even if you pouted at him or got annoyed at his restless derisions, he could never admit to you that it was one of the only things that kept him going, smiling on the daily.
Bruno noticed of course, and so he always went out of his way to team you up or engage cute interractions between you two.
Your capo would specifically instruct you to go grab whatever item he wanted in those high cabinets that you could never reach, even on your tippy toes. Then he'd go find Abbachio and tell him that 'he heard Y/N scream downstairs and he has to come quick'!
And when they both finally arrived, Bruno was very pleased to witness the very grumpy Leone Abbachio huff exasperatedly before approaching you, bending down, wrapping his strong arms arround your waist from behind and lift you off the ground to help you grab the thing Bucciarati actually never even needed in the first place.
He could have just grabbed it for you but that was even better, nobody was complaining, especially not your Capo who was secretely savouring the moment, and, what a great excuse it was for Abbachio to have you pressed against him and spoon you and pass it off as 'helping you'.
When Bruno asked him about it though, he just claimed he took pity on you and you looked small and pathetic and he wanted to humiliate you to teach you a lesson and make you want to take responsibility for yourself and stop depending on tall people and, and, and, and-
When you two were alone, though... Things were way different.
Abbachio had no shame when he was alone with you and did not hesitate to show his true colors.
He never held back on showing you all the things he could do with that size difference, in fact, you hardly recognized him whenever he acted so assertive, he was so into it.
Behind closed doors, nobody could know he liked to cage you in his arms and tower over you as he pushes you against walls among other surfaces, or that he loved to craddle you in his lap, bundling you up in his hold as he relaxed.
He would get a particular rush of adrenaline from pinning your wrists against your own chest in a way that prevented you from moving, all while peppering you in slow kisses from behind. Call him strange or sadistic, but he was always keen on having you thrash around desperately, helpless against his iron hold when he was barely even trying.
Oh, you could totally fight him off and get away fairly easily with your Stand abilities, no doubts about that.
But you never did.
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autumnwritesjojos · 4 years
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jojocheesecake said: Hey! May I suggest headcanons for how Joseph Joestar would act around his crush?
a/n: hello hello!! ofc you may! my og favorite jojo ⭐💕 i hope you like these!
Joseph Joestar around his crush
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Oh god help him. And you.
This guy is not subtle, at all. He quite openly flirts with you a lot, most of them being ridiculously cheesy. He likes to flex his strength anytime he can too, especially in front of Caesar. Bonus points if you’re shy, it only inflates his ego.
Yet despite everything, Joseph seems almost completely oblivious to how deep his feelings are for you. He tones done his flirting with everyone else, and the flirting he normally does with you around other people is like an outer layer, but with you two alone…he’s pretty awkward and refuses to admit it. He’s not experienced with relationships, but he likes to think he gets the gist of it. How hard can it be?
It’s hard. Harder than he could possibly imagine. Everything is a clumsy mess, he eventually goes to Caesar to ask for advice. Thus, every romantic attempt Joseph makes towards you was probably influenced by Caesar.
Everything seems fine on paper, but when Joseph is involved something unexpected always happens. He quickly found that out the hard way whenever he tried giving you flowers or took you to dinner, only for both of them to end horribly. Joseph claims it isn’t his style, but his spontaneous thinking always manages to save the day.
However, Joseph would go the extra mile for you, literally. He’s very protective and will not hesitate to fight. Someone causing you trouble? Joseph’s already on them, telling them to back off before they get hurt.
That attentive side of him also goes hand in hand with remembering little things you like or certain conversations you two had. He even goes as far to predict it in his own cocky fashion. He’ll remind you to drink water and not skip meals too.
“Oi, don’t forget to eat lunch today y/n! Can’t have you miss out on Hamon training if you have an empty stomach, after all.” “Hey y/n! I remember you said something about liking these, so I got ‘em for you! Don’t need to thank me.”
All in all, Joseph has his own unique way of expressing his feelings towards you. He brings out the adventurous, spontaneous side in you that you’ve always known him for. That’s how he confessed in the end: it catches you off guard, like he always does. And you wouldn’t have him any other way.
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