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despairots · 2 years

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# ⌒ INCORRECT QUOTES W/ THE CHOCOBROS & CLOUD

pt. 2

ignis: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

prompto: What if it bites me and it dies!?

noctis: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, prompto, learn to listen.

gladio: What if it bites itself and I die?

m/n: That’s voodoo.

cloud: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

prompto: That’s correlation, not causation.

gladio: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

m/n: That’s kinky.

ignis: Oh my God.

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

ignis: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

prompto: ...I did. I broke it.

ignis: No. No you didn't. noctis?

noctis: Don't look at me. Look at gladio.

gladio: What?! I didn't break it.

noctis: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

gladio: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

noctis: Suspicious.

gladio: No, it's not!

m/n: If it matters, probably not, but cloud was the last one to use it.

cloud: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

m/n: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

cloud: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, m/n!

prompto: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, ignis.

ignis: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

m/n: ignis... noctis's been awfully quiet.

noctis: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

ignis, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

ignis: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

ignis:

ignis: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

ignis: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

prompto: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

ignis: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

noctis: Actually I did the math, prompto would have $225, not $0.15.

prompto: Fam I’m right here....

gladio: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

ignis: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

gladio: Sorry I only have a dollar

ignis: :(

noctis: Hey I just realized my friend is right, prompto would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

gladio: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

noctis: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

m/n: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice

noctis: Apply juice to what

cloud: Directly to the forehead

prompto: Great chat everyone

m/n: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

ignis: >:O language

prompto: Yeah watch your fucking language

gladio: OKAY WHO TAUGHT PROMPTO THE FUCK WORD?

m/n: 'The fuck word'.

cloud: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

noctis: Oh my god they censored it

m/n: Say fuck, cloud.

noctis: Do it, cloud. Say fuck.

ignis: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

prompto: Nope, absolutely not.

noctis: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

gladio: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

m/n: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

cloud: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

#final fantasy incorrect quotes #final fantasy #final fantasy x reader #ffxv #ffvii #fvii x readef #x male reader #ffxv x male reader #incorrect quotes #cloud strife x reader #— hastaging feels like a job 🚬

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# ⌒ WHAT’S UP CLASS PREZ!?

𖥦 ˖⁩ ࣪ ִֶָ your parents paid your school for you to be class president and frankly, nobody treated you like one, not like you wanted to, all changed when you had sex with the outgoing, popular boy at a party.

★ ( ˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵ ) › prompto x m!reader — nsfw / lime, highschool au (no, not brotherhood)

tw / warning: cyber bullying, dirty gossip / rumours, forced friendship, just dirty things.

you never wanted to be class president nor did you want to be top student in ever class, “hey look, class prez asked they parents to let them be top student in every subject.” some girls gossiped, you sighed. how much more can you take from these bullshit rumours and faked friendship?

soon. “what’s up, class prez?” you looked up seeing blair, “what.” you asked with raised eyebrows, she laughed sitting on her desk, “come on, you can’t say no to the party.” she said crossing her legs, grabbing my chin, “if i do, people will talk shit about me.” i explained as she sighed dropping her hand.

“just for me please.” she begged as i dropped my head, “fine.” she cheered, “sit your asses down in your sits, you bugs.” the teacher walked in, everybody groaned sitting down in their sits.

“now, class president.” “hm?” “can answer this question?”

“hey, did you guys hear?”

“what?”

“the class prez had sex with lorraine, she said they forced her.”

“no way.”

“yeah! wanna bet that they gonna beg they dear old mommy and daddy?” i bit my nails as i saw blair smirking telling the whole school, ‘stupid hoe bag.’ i glared at her as lorraine came up to me, “huh? what is she saying now?” “saying i had sex with you.” i said grabbing her wrist.

“ew, does she know i’m a lesbian and dating aerith?” i shook my head, “i mean, we could tell it to the principal and he could deal with it.” i shrugged my shoulder, “sure! let’s go.” we walked towards the principals office, “yo, principal.” “oh! hi, lorraine, y/n, what’s wrong?” i looked at lorraine.

“blair is telling everybody that me and y/n had sex even when we didn’t, i have proof, y/n was studying at the library, you were there supervising, i was on date with aerith.” lorraine explained as the principals eye widened. “i’ll deal with this immediately.” they said as lorraine jumped.

“i’ll come to your classrooms later.” i nodded as we left the office seeing some students glaring at blair, some glaring at us, “stupid whore.” i commented as we entered are classroom, everybody stopping and looking at us. “yo, y/n! how was her pussy!?” i rolled my eyes and stuck my middle finger to jean as aerith came up to her, grabbing her hand.

“you guys are disgusting.” aerith said as the three of us sat down at are seats. “hey? you good?” i looked at the voice realizing it was prompto, the popular boy every single girl had a crush, i sighed before nodding.

“did you tell the principal?” he asked leaning against my desk beside me, “yeah.” i answered as the principal entered the room with the teacher, “blair… you are expelled.” the principal announced as blair gasped, “w-what? why!?” she yelled as the teacher glared at her.

“those false rumours you said about lorraine and y/n having sex is ABSOLUTELY unacceptable!” the teacher explained blair gulping. “b-but i’m not lying-“ “you are, y/n was studying at the library under my supervision and lorraine was on a date with aerith.” the principal pushed up his glasses, the whole glass whispering to each other along with glaring at blair.

“tch!” she looked at me, “you may resume with your class.”

“can’t believe your still invited to the party even when blair hates your ass.” lorraine laughed as i walked to blairs doors. lorraine’s clothing was a black sleeveless cropped top, a black short skirt with garters suspending her fishnets and finished with school girl shoes.

i was wearing a dark maroon shirt sleeved shirt that had black strips, black loose pants with a hot topic belt (cause ya boy know they hit diff 🗣) thigh highs and finally with dr. martins boots.

i chuckled at her sentences as we entered the house, the whole place with disco lights, the smell of alcohol and cigarettes, the sound of skin slapping, typically a normal highschool party. “this is… amazing!” lorraine squealed, grabbing my arm and dragging me to the drinking.

“yo! it’s the class president!” jean slurred pointing at me as everybody cheered, “wassup prez!” one of jean’s buddies threw their arm around me, i recoiled in disgust from his breath, “worst when i smelled your nasty ass breath.” i pushed him away.

“never knew the class prez liked going to parties.” prompto smirked at me— prompto was wearing a black leather jacket, white turtle necked, black pants and converses. i grabbed a cup of fruit punch, prompto guiding me to the staircase, “i don’t, i just got forced to by the backstabbing bitch.” i said, prompto laughing.

i never talked to prompto, i thought he was a snobby, popular boy but turns out he wasn’t when he came up to me in school, “let’s go play truth or dare with everybody else in the class.” i groaned smiling a bit when he dragged me to sit down on a couch as the whole class gathered around.

“hmm? tifa! truth or dare?” aerith asked tifa as she thought about it, “truth.” “is it true you used to be in a gang?” aerith nudged her, “what? of course!” tifa answered, everybody oohed. “blair, truth or dare.” “dare, i ain’t no pussy.” tifa smirked, “i dare you, to confuss your undying love to y/n.” blair flared up everybody gasping.

“tifa! i don’t like them!” blair yelled as prompto gritted his teeth, “it’s a dare! unless you want to take one of your clothing piece off~” tifa teased as blair took off her shirt revealing her black, laced bra the boys and girls drooling.

“there!” truth or dare became boring as noct said they should play smash or pass, everybody agreeing, “ignis, smash or pass, gladio.” everybody knew they were dating but holy fuck, “smash.” the whole class cheered as noct smirked at his answer.

“prompto, smash or pass, cindy.” “pass.” cindy smiled, everybody knew they used to date but cindy didn’t have feelings for him anymore and said she didn’t want anyone or him to make anything sexual between them, “y/n, smash or pass, blair-“ “fucking pass.” i answered crossing my arms as blair looked away with red cheeks.

everybody took turns before we decided to play never have i ever, “never have i ever masterbait?” gladio asked, blair, jean, noct, gladio, prompto, ardyn took a sip.

“never have i ever had sex in public.” jean and blair took a sip.

“never have i ever sent a nude photo to someone.” lorraine and aerith took a sip.

“never have i ever faked a orgasm.” three of jean’s buddies along with tifa took a sip.

“never have i ever had sex in the bathroom.” cindy, gladio, ignis and prompto took a sip.

“never have i ever used handcuffs or other implements.” luna and nyx took a sip.

“never have i ever had dirty thoughts of a certain class president.” my eyes widened as jean asked, blair and prompto took a sip, the class sheeshed.

“so that’s why you wanted y/n to go to the party.” tifa said as blair was flustered while prompto smirked throwing an arm around me shoulder, “damn, looks like i had first hand of taking y/n’s first kiss.” now that, was a lie but i guess it was just for blair to get angry. i rolled my eyes as everybody started playing seven minutes in heaven.

“hey! would you look at that, it pointed at y/n and prompto!” lorraine exclaimed as tifa and aerith stood up taking both me and prompto to the room, “look lovebirds, you have 7 minutes, a couch and a bed! make time!” tifa teased, winking at me before closing and locking the door.

“you have dirty thoughts about me?” i smirked as prompto rolled his eyes, “i’m a man of no lies.” he answered before i grabbed his jacket pulling him into a heated kiss as he pushed me against the wall, pinning my hands as he moved down to my neck making me throw back my head letting him have more access.

“7 minutes, we only have 7 minutes.” i said between my pants, “and i’m gonna give you 7 minutes of heaven.” he muttered against my neck, his grip on my wrist tightened as he left hickeys on my neck, “fuck.” i swore when one of his hands trailed up my shirt, “take it off.” prompto took off my shirt as he walked me to the bed.

i took of his leather jacket as he smashed his lips against mine forcing his tongue into my mouth, exploring my wet cavern, as hd pulled away a string of saliva trailing from his tongue to my lips cutting it when he wiped his lips with his sleeves. “it’s not fair, take your shirt off~” i whined as i forced us to sit up taking off his shirt before he grabbed my wrist with a small smirk on his face.

“not yet, darling~” he teased as he grabbed a handcuff that was on the side of the couch, looks like this room was made for kinky stuff, i gulped when he handcuffed my hand making him throw it around his head before he gripped my waist technically forcing it down completely, he unbuckled my pants as i threw them off leaving me in my boxers and thigh highs.

“you look cute in that.” he smirked as he grabbed my jaw and forcing me into another kiss that was more begging and obsessed, “y’know… i had always thought i would never have a chance with you cause of blair getting in my way but now… she has zero chance.” i whined grinding down him bitting down onto my shoulder leaving a mark. i tugged on his shirt, making him chuckle taking it off along with his pants.

“4 more minutes!” tifa yelled on the other side as prompto grunted quickly takinf off both of their boxes before laying me down probably onto the bed rehandcuffing me against the metal rod, “hurry up- ah~” i moaned when just thrusted into me, “harder~” i whispered into his ear as he thrusted in harder and faster making me cry.

“3 more minutes!” prompto swore as he gripped onto my thigh and pushing them higher trying to go deeper, “ugh~” i drooled as my eyes rolled up when he went deeper, “c-cum-“ he smashed his lips onto mine, swirling his tongue against mine, i moaned louder as i came along with prompto as he pulled out before moving down.

“7 minutes are up~” “tifa, tell the rest to give us 22 more minutes!” “fine! but only 22 minutes in the mean time will play truth or dare.”

he smirked at me before kissing my thigh and licking up the remaining cum, overstimulating me, “n-no m-ore.” even as i said that, it’s like i’m begging for more, he chuckled before moving up, “ready for round 2?” i looked away with flushed cheeks before nodding. he smirked, putting in two fingers into my whole making me yelp at the sudden feeling when he started scissoring it.

i moaned louder making me bite down on my lips as he thrusted it in and out hard and fast, “aw, don’t hide those cute noises~” he teased as he continued to edge me, “don’t be share.” he went harder making me moan loudly as i felt a familiar knot, “not just yet.” he said making me whine as i buckled down, my wrist tugging on the handcuffs.

“f-fuck~ uwah ugh~” i stuck my tongue out, tears falling down from the pleasure and my eyes rolling back, “let’s try something new.” he muttered opening the drawer on the side still thrusting his fingers into my begging hole, he pulled a large dildo and a vibrator with its controller.

“n-no.” i whined as the pleasure left before being replaced with a different pleasure, he chuckled at the sudden mood change.

“fuck…” i moaned as he started thrusting the dildo faster and harder, i gripped onto the handcuffs, my legs shaking at the pleasure, “ah, ah, ah, remember don’t come just yet.” he pulled the dildo out as i cried at yet another denial, he grabbed the vibrator turning it to the lowest setting before sticking it in there.

i quivered trying to get more pleasure, i whined trying to get my hands out of the handcuffs, “more, more~” i drooled as he turned it up a little making me thrust down for more, “oh? you wanted it to be faster?” i nodded quickly as he smirked turning it up more, to the highest one making me jerk up from the sudden vibration.

“ah! more! more!” i begged my back arching as prompto enjoyed the scene happening infront of him, i twisted and turned as i felt him shove it up a little higher, “please~” i whined making him take it out before being replaced by his cock. “shit~” i moaned as he thrusted at such a inhuman pace, he kissed me eating up every single moan as he continued to overstimulate me.

“i- i’m gonna-“ “cum? yeah, go ahead, darling.” he said leaving craving his name onto my shoulder, i arched my back as i came, panting, prompto pulled out throwing the blanket over us letting trying to calm down from the sudden tension.

“we should try that again.” “yeah, when my legs work.” he laughed as he carried me to the couch picking up are clothing and helping me get mine on since my legs were still sore.

“wait, did you both actually fuck for 29 minutes?” lorraine gaped as prompto helped me walk, “um…” blair glared at us, “so, are you guys dating now?” tifa asked, “uhhhh-“ “yeah.”

#prompto smut #prompto x reader #prompto x male reader #ffxv #ff15 #final fantasy x reader #ffxv smut #smut #final fantasy prompto #ffxv x reader #ffxv x male reader #— hastaging feels like a job 🚬

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despairots · 2 years

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Thank you so much for my previous request! I love it! kinda want to request again (if you are ok with that) (and if you are then) Can i request male!chara x male!reader? just dating and\or domeistic headcanons? thi bitch deserve so much love ngl. feel free to skip or delete this request!!!

# ⌒ DATING HEADCANONS

𖥦 ˖⁩ ࣪ ִֶָ just dating headcanons for are favourite boy <3

★ ( ˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵ ) › male chara x male reader — fluff, headcanons, dating

so sorry for reaching to this request so late, i was at school and finishing up a project <3 thank you for requesting tho!

i see chara a cuddling person so like expect LOTS of cuddles.

chara isn’t the one to get jealous easily buts gets easily possessive.

he also gets insecure about himself.

he thinks he doesn’t deserve you because you’re a god to him.

expect kisses… really. dude what’s his kisses.

HE ADORES YOU PLAYING WITH HIS HAIR.

LIKE HAVE YOU SEEN IT???

HE JUST LOVES YOUR FINGERS IN HIS HAIR.

please, run your fingers though his hair and PLEASE put it in a ponytail, istg, you will get the best 10 minutes of kisses.

i also see him flirting and teasing alot.

“ i love you.” *smooch* “wah- we’re in public, chara!”

at the beginning of the relationship he isn’t a fan of pda but as the years go by, he’ll warm up with it so you’ll get random hand holding, surprise lip kisses, and teasinf.

you two relate to each A LOT, so like, you two talk about your pasts together.

OML AND THIS DUDE IS SO FRICKING GOOD AT COOKING LIKE IDHNDEKOS

he learned it from toriel 😋

please, just please, hug, him. he’ll melt.

you two praise or compliment each other for no fricking reason.

like, AND ITS AT THE MOST RANDOM TIMES.

“you’re so fucking beautiful, darling.” *giggles* “thank you, chara.”

“did i ever tell you i love your eyes?” *flustered* “u-uh, thank you darling~”

just- just please tell him you love him and adore him everyday, he’s in love with you so fucking much.

did i also say that he’s hella smart and will help you with school work?

need help with science? boom, done. need help with math? he’s down in 5 minutes.

he just loves you so much, he’ll do anything for you.

and honestly because of that, you buy him gifts :) *cough* you live in a rich family *cough*

he will sacrifice anything for you…

*cough* he’s a body worshiper, as in he adores every single part of you *cough*

he wants something? boom, there, he got the new kitchen knives he was eyeing.

technically, you would buy anything he’s eyeing.

lol, i got kinda carried away 🥹

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# ⌒ YOU GONNA SHARE OR?

𖥦 ˖⁩ ࣪ ִֶָ you didn’t know who to chose, they’re both so…

★ ( ˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵ ) › prompto x m!reader x noctis — poly, just teases, modern au.

a/n : mmm, promptis

warnings: sexual jokes, swearing :p

“fuck you!” “like, right now?” noct teased as i threw head into my pillow, prompto laughed turning of his DS, “we’ll stop teasing you if you just get ready.” prompto said as i glared at them both. “yeah? well get out if you want me to get ready.” i said as prompto and noct fist bumped each other before running out.

“those two idiots.” i smiled, getting up from my bed and opening my closet throwing on some forest green shirt with some dark green strips on it, ripped jeans with a black belt, sneakers and with some rings and necklaces. i grabbed my phone along with my airpods before running out, locking my door and heading out.

“took you long enough.” prompto said throwing an arm around me, “oh, can’t your boy take his time.” i gasped dramatically, leaning back dramatically as noct catched me, “can’t believe you said that to your dear bestfriend.” i commented, clinging onto noct, prompto pouting and looking away.

“just teasing~ where’s iggy and gladio?” i asked as we got into noct’s car, “said they’ll be waiting at us in the mall.” noct answered as i nodded pulling out my phone and airpods before playing music. “ohh~ what you listening there?” prompto snaked an arm around my waist, double tapping my phone.

“hayloft II?” i answered as he nuzzled his face into my neck, i furrowed my eyebrows, ‘totally unnecessary..? we’re just friends no biggie.’ i sighed, he tightened his grip on me as noct parked the car. “prompto~ let go.” i whined as i tried shaking him off, he mumbled a fine, letting go as we both exited.

noct grabbed my hand, calling ignis saying they arrived and gonna meet at GameStop (EBgames) hearing ignis on the other said saying sure.

“are you three dating?” i flared up at iris question, “u-uhh no…?” i mentally punched myself at the stuttering, iris looking me up and down, “you sure???” i gulped before nodding, i mean, i did have feelings for both of them and they were dating so i had no chance what so ever.

i sighed at the thought as everybody continued chatting and shopping, “you alright there, n/n?” gladio asked noticing my gloomy mood, “promise you won’t tease?” “promise.” “i like both noctis and prompto but they both dating and they probably not poly PLUS THEY PROBABLY SEE ME AS JUST A BESTFRIEND.” i explained as i sat down on a bench as noctis, prompto and iris went go kate & spades.

“hey, have you seen the way they act around you?” i looked at him with a confused look before shaking my head, he laughed before patting my shoulder, “look, they both like you. y’know what they said the other day to me and iggy? they said that your dense.” i groaned with gladio making fun of me.

“you just gotta let loose and see that they both like you and are willing to share you with each other.” i smiled at gladio, “thanks for making everything easier, gladdy.” “no problem kid.” he patted my head, noctis, prompto, and iris coming back from kate & spade, ignis coming back from old navy.

“aww~ n/n’s whining.” i glared at noct as he poked at my cheek, “you wanna get fucked up?” “sure but sorry i’m the top.” my cheeks turned red, “what the fuck!? not in that way!” i yelled as everybody laughed.

you see, we were all at gladio and ignis’s house deciding to have a sleepover, we were playing the games we brought from GameStop and both noctis and prompto kept flirting with me.

“it’s getting late, we should go to sleep.” ignis looked at his watch, “what? you want a proper sleep seclude?” i smirked as ignis rolled his eyes grabbing gladio and going to there shared rooms, iris already sleeping in her room leaving me and the two boys as we decided to watch a horror movie.

“why does the main character of every single horror movie gotta be stupid?” i muttered as i watched deena (i love her please 😕 don’t unfollow) observe ryan, i yawned feeling my eyes dropped, telling me to go to sleep.

i yawned letting my head collide with noct’s shoulder, “hey, noct, prompto…” they hummed looking at each other, “i like you both.” i said pecking noct’s lips and grabbed prompto’s hand leaving a kiss there before passing out on noct’s shoulder.

prompto flushed as he looked at his “bestfriend.” the move he pulled on both of them, noct still feeling his lips on his. guess they both underestimated him realizing he pulled the first move to confess and guess they decided to welcome him into their relationship.

#noctis x reader #prompto x reader #x male reader #ffxv #ff15 #final fantasy x reader #ffxv x male reader #modern au #prompto x noctis x reader #promptis #— hastaging feels like a job 🚬

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# ⌒ A SIN OR A SON?

𖥦 ˖⁩ ࣪ ִֶָ growing up, your parents said being homosexual was a sin, in fairness you never really agreed with them.

★ ( ˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵ ) › noctis lucis caelum x prince male!reader — a little bit smuty but nothing serious!!

a/n : kinda short and my first attempt to write something steamy, so sorry if its bad

tw: homophobia household

“m/n, don’t be like those gay freaks!” i sighed as my dad yelled out, “yeah, yeah, whatever.” i waved at them. i seriously don’t understand them, nothings wrong with being yourself. i entered the car fixing my clothing— which was a black turtleneck, white silky jacket, black and white gloves, black shorts with white knee high socks and black combat boots.

“we’re here.” i smiled as my assistant helped me out, “thank you blair.” i nodded at them as she bowed, “m/n, nice seeing you again!” prompto waved at me with a childish smile, “hey prompto.” i high-fived him, ignis, noctis and gladio coming up from behind him. “thanks for coming on this trip with us.” i nodded at ignis and gladio patted my head.

all of you guys got into the regalia, engaging yourselves into random conversations, “hey, m/n, quick question. is it just your dad?” prompto turned in his seat, facing you, “nope, my mom too but she’s rarely telling me now.” i shrugged, pulling out my phone and looking through old photos.

prompto turned around again talking to ignis, i smiled at them as i kept scrolling through my gallery before stopping at one video, a security camera video i forget to check. the video was my mom sneaking outside of their shared room with my dad.

‘eh?’ i thought seeing my mom grab a women’s hand pulling her in a kiss, “holy shit!-“ i covered my mouth as the 4 boys looked at me with concerned looks, “you good there, n/n?” “ehehe, sorry.” i apologized as they all looked at each other before going back to random conversations.

‘my mom’s secretly dating a women!?’ i almost fainted right there and then, there was nothing wrong with it no but the thought of my dad figuring out my mom’s sneaking out to meet up with her lover.

“can we take a rest please?” prompto begged with puppy eyes at noct, i mean, it was starting to get dark, “yeah, it’s getting dark.” noct sighed before nodding, “sure.” prompto and i cheered as ignis went ahead to park the car, noct paying and gladio talking to ignis as everybody went inside the room, chatting while i, the sexy mf, went to the roof not noticing noct was following.

“hey n/n? what was that about back in the car?” i looked at noct nervously, “uh, it’s just my mom.” he raised his eyebrows at my statement, “what about your mom?” “she’s… dating someone else besides my dad.” i rubbed my neck, “male or female?” “female.” he lightly smiled at me, “that’s cool.”

i looked at him strangely, “what do you mean?” “i mean, it’s kinda obvious ever since i met your mom, she looked like she wasn’t really into your dad or males in general.” i oohed, congrats for her.

i smiled at him, “hey noct, um, is being gay a sin? i-i mean like since i grew up with a homophobic dad.” i asked nervously as he leaned back staring at the stars, “nope, there’s nothing wrong with gay or being apart of the community.” he answered as i stared at him. y’know i never got the chance to admire him, his jawline to his eyes, he has really nice eyes and pretty lips.

i flared up, looking away, shut up, he’s getting married to lady lunafreya and he’s probably not into dudes. “you good there, n/n?” that nickname, i never realized the butterflies that fly around in my stomach when he calls me that, “y-yeah i’m good.” i stuttered still looking away. “what happens if 1 out of 5 of us a gay?” he shrugged, “i don’t really care unless their happy.” he answered.

he chuckled before looking at me, “why are you asking me these questions, n/n?” i laughed, “i don’t know, maybe i never really got the chance to learn about it.” noct lightly smiled looking down, maybe i should do it now… “hey noct..” he looked up, “what’s up-“ he got cut off by lips getting placed onto his.

“sorry. i shouldn’t have done that- mm~” i pulled away before getting pulled back into another kissed, more passionate and obsessive, i grabbed the collar of his jacket trying to deepen the kiss, trying to get more of him, “is this a way of coming out, hm n/n?” he mumbled against the kiss before breaking it and moving down onto my neck, leaving small kisses.

“ugh~ now why do you care?” i yelped when bit down onto the sensitive part of my skin, “shh, you don’t want the people below do hear, now do you?” he teased as he kept leaving kisses down to my neck to my collarbone, “now why don’t we take this to the next level?” he took of my jacket pulling down the collar of my shirt, leaving more kisses.

#noctis x reader #prince noctis #ffxv #ffxv smut #ff15 #ffxv x male reader #ffxv x reader #male #male reader #smut #final fantasy xv #final fantasy 15 #x reader #x male reader #teasing #— hastaging feels like a job 🚬

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# ⌒ ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY

𖥦 ˖⁩ ࣪ ִֶָ what happens if a gunslinger met another gunslinger who’s gun is more highly advanced.

★ ( ˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵ ) › prompto x gn!reader — fluff , dragon raja au

not my best one but i’ve been busy so i won’t be able to write long ones for now, don’t worry i’m not leaving and there will be a pt. 2

tw:: guns

“woah… who’s that?” i asked admiring the person who was beside cindy, “hm? i heard they name is y/n, i did some research on them before, they from a place that got destroyed a few years ago called black swan bay.” ignis answered as i continued to stare at them.

i looked away as they turned around almost catching my stares, they smiled before turning back to talking to cindy, “ah! there they are!” cindy exclaimed dragging the h/c person over, “this is y/n! they’ve been here for awhile but had to leave because of a mission!” cindy explained.

“hi…” they waved with a nervous smile, “greetings, i’m ignis, this is noctis, gladio, and prompto.” ignis introduced as they smiled, “prompto’s are photographer.” i tensed up when ignis bought that up. “hm? really! may i see them?” they asked walking up to me, “u-uh, sure- their in the car, i’ll go get them.” i stuttered, i saw in the corner of my eyes noct smirking.

i playfully glared at him making him roll his eyes before chuckling, i gave the camera to them, “here.” they smiled, clicking through the pictures as we leaned against regalia. “these are nice, prompto, thank you.” they handed the camera back, “n-no problem.” stop stuttering, prompto.

“hm?” i noticed a thing floating beside their head before they pushed it away, “sorry, i have to go, gotta head back to cassel college.” cindy crossed her arms, “caeser? isn’t it?” “yeah, he won’t stop bickering.” y/n rubbed their hair, the floating thing beside them forming into a motorcycle. they turned to us, “you guys wanna come or?” they asked as i nodded my head with excitement.

they smiled hopping onto their motorcycle, “then get into your car.” we did what they said before waving goodbye to cindy as ignis followed y/n, “do you guys wanna take a short cut?!” they yelled as i saw a smirk appear on their face, “sure?” noctis yelled back making y/n nod before a portal appeared in front of us as we saw the place called cassel collage.

“welcome to cassel collage!” they introduced, a lot of people waving at y/n. “you guys can wander but not to far, i gotta go talk to somebody-“ they got cut off when a siren went off, “what? why now!” they cussed underneath their breath before two gun appeared in their hand.

“sorry but i gotta take care of something! you guys go help people evacuate!” “we can help!” prompto refused as noctis nodded, y/n hesitated before nodding, “only two of you! two of you guys go help the civilians evacuate!” ignis and gladio nodded before running off, “you guys ready?” they asked before a snarl— no, multiple snarls was heard infont of them.

“that was… awesome!” prompto exclaimed as the civilians cheered, y/n was panting, wiping off the blood they puked, “i like how your cheerful from the experience.” they pointed out before passing out, “y/n! ah! i told you not overwork yourself.” a red head came in, catching the fainting person.

“hehe, sorry.” they coughed up more blood before relaxing a bit, noctis was chatting with ignis before they saw the h/c person faint, “what happened?” the red head shook her head, “they have a condition where they cough up blood if they overwork themselves.” she explained, carrying the said person up, “i’m NoNo.” they said before leaving.

prompto still concerned, he wandered to the trio, “can they come with us on are roadtrip? please..” prompto begged as noctis scratched their head, “uh, i guess. they seem trustworthy.” noctis agreed leaving gladio wide mouthed at how easily noctis could agree. prompto cheered.

“you’re joking, right?” noctis shook his head before shrugging, “i’m not.” gladio facepalmed at his friend idiotic actions, guess the last thing to do is to get an answer from y/n who was currently going through hell.

#ffxv #ff15 #prompto #prompto x reader #prompto x gn reader #ffxv prompto #final fantasy xv #final fantasy 15 #ffxv x reader #x gn reader #x reader #reader #fluff #prompto fluff #dragon raja #dragon raja au #gunslinger #— hastaging feels like a job 🚬

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# ⌒ INCORRECT QUOTES W/ THE LADIES

pt. 3 — gn

luna, trying to convince y/n to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!

aerith: And loud!

tifa: And grumpy!

cindy: And oblivious to reality!

y/n:

luna: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

aerith: You’re a hazard to society

tifa: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

luna: You're a loose cannon, aerith.

aerith: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

tifa: I think you play by your own rules.

cindy: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.

luna: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

aerith: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. y/n is a loose cannon.

y/n: *smashes a chair*

luna: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail

y/n: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police

tifa: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

y/n: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

*aerith and y/n skipping stones on lake*

aerith: It’s such a beautiful evening.

y/n, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

cindy: Okay, truth or dare?

y/n: Truth

cindy: How many hours have you slept this week?

y/n:

y/n: ...Dare

cindy: Go to bed.

y/n: I don’t like this game.

#incorrect quotes #final fantasy incorrect quotes #final fantasy girls #ffxv #ffvii #final fantasy x reader #x gn reader #x reader #ffxv x reader #ffvii x reader #ffxv & vii x reader #— hastaging feels like a job 🚬

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Alright,

1.(platonic)what if the reader returned to the ashes and found all of their family still alive they dont look amazing but they are alive and well, and the reader manages to get them to the college and introduces them to everyone.

2.(romantic) the reader ends up falling in love with luminos (I can't spell his name right) and gets dragon-naped and luminos manages to save them

3. (romantic)Or reader saving No-No from a dragon but this time it's not a drill from the principal

4. (Romantic) The reader having a half form of a dragon like horns and wings, and (character, I can't choose who I like them all) gets them to come out of their shell and show the others of the college

(these are just a few I don't want to bore you, if you don't like them I can send you different ones!)

# ⌒ ALIVE AND WELL

𖥦 ˖⁩ ࣪ ִֶָ going back to the past isn’t the choice but maybe it was this time.

★ ( ˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵ ) › dragon raja x gn!reader && luminous x gn!reader — platonic, fluff, dragon raja.

reader is anything of your choice like weapon type!

i’m sorry if you wanted me to do something different then the first :( also thank you for requesting! <3 i’m sorry for coming to this request so late, i had a few things to finish! i wanted to kinda combine the 2 and 1 one but only with the luminous x reader.

warnings: small spoilers for dragon raja!

going back to the past wasn’t the best option you made, caesar told you he could tag along but you declined… you wanted to scavenge the place, maybe could find if they were alive and well.

“caesar! i’m heading off!” i half-assed waved at him before hopping onto the helicopter.

“i can come with you!” he yelled through the loud choppers, “nah! i think i’m good!” i yelled back, closing the doors shut. i furrowed my eyebrows, looking through the window, ‘just to find things… just to find things.’ i thought.

maybe they were alive, i shook the thought away, i saw them die… they couldn’t possible be alive, they’re dead, renata wasn’t and apparently z wasn’t dead too.

dead… i always said they were but never checked up on proof, yeah, i saw them die in front of me but that doesn’t mean they’re dead.

here we are, i whistled getting off the helicopter, the choppers whirring down.

childhood memories, i smiled at the thought, walking through the gates, the place was technically ashes by now and it wasn’t in the best condition.

i winched at the sight, i head to my room, slightly opening the door and hearing the familiar squeaky sound you would hear when you open a rusted gate. my eyes widened seeing a familiar little girl.

“vera?” she looked older, a lot more mature and a little bit taller but she still had to voice, “y/n…” she didn’t look in the best condition either, she ran up to and grabbed my hand.

“we’re so happy that you’re alive!” i furrowed my eyebrows, we? who’s we? “uh, vera… who’s we?” she grinned before dragging me to the big, ruined christmas tree.

there we sherman, khorkina, anton and ivan, they weren’t in good shape either like vera.

i felt small tears prick my eyes, they were alive… vera had a tiny smile, “i thought you guys died, i-i saw you guys die.” i whimpered as ivan came up to me, my family was alive… “we don’t know what happened but we’re alive.” i smiled at him before pulling him into a hug.

“you’re such a crybaby.” khorkina scoffed but she tried to hide the tempting smile, i smirked at her before looking at sherman and anton, “uh- sorry for like accidentally killing you, ehehe.” i nervously chuckled.

he waved it off, “all good.” he calmly smiled as sherman excitingly waved at me, “how… how long were you guys stranded here?” i questioned with a concerned look.

they shrugged, i sighed before pinching my nose, i guess i could take them back to the collage and introduce them.

“um, do you guys wanna come with me? i-i mean i brought a helicopter.” i awkwardly ask, khorkina looked shocked, “really?!” she exclaimed, excitement lingering in her tone.

i nodded with a smile before guiding them to the helicopter as we chatted, “hey, y/n?” i hummed, again, looking through the window, “do you have significant other?” i tensed up at that.

“where-where did you get that from!?” i yelled at ivan who held a teasingly grin, “i don’t know, but it’s been so long i thought you would’ve already have one.” i deadpanned at him.

“really?” this dude, weird noises came out of my mouth before i started to laugh.

it’s nice being reunited with my family.

“i thought you were just getting some things not some people.” caesar tapped his shoe against the marbled floor, “well, you see-“ i rubbed my nape.

“you don’t always have to care, y’know.” johann defended making him and caesar get into another fight. “you two are literally children.” luminous commented entering the room, “remember, i’m marrying one of them.” NoNo said making caesar’s mouth drop.

“my heart.” caesar dramatically gasped, i rolled my eyes, “well, i want to introduce my family.” i gestured to the 5 people behind me, “they’re names are anton, khorkina, vera, ivan and sherman.” they all awkwardly waved.

the 4 people waved at them, “that’s caesar, johann chu, luminous and NoNo.” i introduced the other 4 people to my family, “nice meeting y/n’s family!” luminous broke the awkward silence with a tiny smile, “come! we’ll take you guys on a tour.” NoNo spoke before luminous barged in.

“um, i need to take to y/n real quick if you’re okay.” i nodded at him before he guided my outside with a flustered look, “u-uh, look, we’ve known each other for quite a long time.” i playfully rolled my eyes.

“if you’re trying to say you like me, i don’t mind.” i smirked at his flustered look, “i like you too, don’t worry.” i grabbed his collar before bringing him into a sweet kiss. he made a weird squeak before responding to the kiss by placing his hands onto the back of my neck and onto my waist.

“hey lovebirds! let’s go, we’re waiting!” caesar poke his head out of the door before pulling his head back, i grinned at luminous before dragging him out of the collage with the rest of my family.

maybe going back wasn’t that bad…

#dragon raja #dragon raja x reader #dragon raja x gn reader #x reader #x gn reader #luminous x reader #luminous x gn reader #fluff #platonic #vera #ivan #anton #khorkina #sherman #caesar #johann chu #luminous #requesting #— hastaging feels like a job 🚬

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