Crumching

Pestilence??

*bites your snoot*

mmmmmm bowuigi. i love these fucking idiots. <3

Soft boy ASMR

He got angry

how about,, Shadow drinking a coffee? or Shadow admiring his green chaos emerald

mm yummy

This is the one thing I hope the devs of Subnautica never ever ever change

Another Gwalchmai voice test, getting to grips with they way it feels 💀💀💀 trying to speak smoothly in a raspy way is SO DIFFICULT FML

I JUST WANT HIM TO GROWL OK 😭

(This one’s about Tally, if you ask him ‘What do you think of the others?’ And select his name in the drop down (eventually, when I actually make it))

"Iceburg lettuce doesn't have any nutritional value" Yeah well nutrients aren't crunchy !!! Let me feel joy dammit!

digimon au because biolizard is a digimon in my heart. which of course implies that shadow would be at least partially a digimon as well. black arms are a type of Digital Monster(TM)? the research for a cure for NIDS and an ultimate weapon for the military both involved digimon in some fashion? this is the finest kibble you could serve me

she loves baby carrots ☺️☺️

who will give drath something salty and crunchy to eat so she can make the scrunchy crunchy face—

What if was Patricia drinking poisoned punch? Or what if I was Raquel dashed on a rock with a crunch? What then?

royal Nico agenda real

“now there’s something about the language, something about these.. people that look an awful lot like me.”

I eat raw mushrooms simply for the fact that I enjoy it

Have I weirded you out yet?