#@vampireapologist
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CC: )(ey, I need your )(elp. I'm in danger of leaving everyfin be)(ind to work as a deck)(and on a local lobster fis)(ing boat in Massac)(usetts.
TA: liike, ma22achu2ett2 all the way down on fuckiing earth?
CC: Yea)( like -Earth Massac)(usetts.
TA: nothiing ii can 2ay wiill make that le22 alluriing two you riight now.
#source: @vampireapologist#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#incorrect quotes#mod dave#feferi peixes#sollux captor
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3 worst pains in the world:
1. deep and profound loss so severe you emerge from it a different person
2. ate too much chili and now your tummy hurts
3. boiled in oil probably
#vampireapologist used to have a yt channel called ginger snaps with their sibling coop#and in their cave story playthrough there's a ten minute episode that mallaidh anne spends the first three minutes of devouring chili#and the next seven complaining about how much their stomach hurts#and that to me is the platonic ideal of chili arrogance.#the single most perfect timestamped example of the chili pride going before the chili fall#we've all been there. I'm there right now#willow's wastebin tagxon
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ask meme game idea i got from a post was this: assign me a spouse/best friend/nemesis (or rival?) from any fandom you know i'm in. show your work (you may drag me and i will act performatively outraged u_u)
#i got this idea from a vampireapologist post but apparently i sent a screenshot to my friend instead of a link#soooo just know it's on his blog somewhere lmao#ask meme
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Seeing that vampireapologist is back on tumblr truly made me feel like I'd time travelled for a second.
#vampireapologist#very happy he's back#I had been keeping up with him on TikTok which was nice but tumblr truly did not feel the same without them#think he was one of the first blogs I ever followed
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VAMPIREAPOLOGIST IS BACK AND NO ONE FUCKING TOLD ME???????
HOW DARE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
#i love his stories they're always so good#and uhhh what's the word im looking for#not informational#but that's the only one i can think of#i learn things from their posts!!!#that's what i mean#so yes i am very glad he's back what a guy what a dude what a legend#vampireapologist#my post#i really hope I'm spellinf their url right bc i misread one of my mutuals urls wrong for 3 years before my brain caught up to what it#actually said lol
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Ash found an effective way to avoid petty arguments 🤭
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The internet is a gravesite. It is a complex system of ruins telling the history of time gone by. You go to view a favorite creator’s blog bc you saw on screenshot of a screenshot on a different site and you want to find out what’s new, and they are gone. They have moved on to new things, and you’re happy for them, but it feels like a high school graduation. They’re gone, but you’ll be seeing their screenshot of a screenshot long after they hit delete.
#i found out vampireapologist deleted their blog#i am hit with so many feels#fucking something something parasocial relationships…#anyways I’m glad she’s happy#good luck where ever you go#vampireapologist#mine
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Where the clit at?
This was a great question and it was so nice to receive it, but I'm afraid I cannot answer it.
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AA: 0kay i asked my pr0fess0r h0w l0ng until all the c0ntinents f0rm int0 0ne big c0ntinent again and he said like eighty t0 a hundred fifty milli0n sweeps and i said "s0 if i take en0ugh gummy vitamins i may be able t0 see it" and he g0t really quiet f0r a wh0le minute and l00ked c0nfused i think he th0ught i meant it 0h my g0d
AA: what is it ab0ut me that makes it s0 easy t0 believe im a dumbass
AA: is my delivery just that g00d?
TA: iim WHEEZIING
TA: ii thiink he ju2t thiink2 youre phy2iically capable of achiieviing iit through gummy bear2 alone.
AA: y0ure right. he wasnt c0nfused. he saw the truth 0f what i said and he was afraid. d0nt underestimate h0w badly i want t0 be ar0und t0 name the next superc0ntinent
TA: pangaea part two: the gang2 back twogether
AA: pangaea tw0: tect0nic b00gal00
#source: @vampireapologist#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#quote#mod dave#aradia megido#sollux captor#i think we are always in need of more aradia on this blog
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Never look up popular ("popular"?) Tumblr blogs in the Tumblr search function bc its all just ppl claiming they did something shitty and then not backing it up with anything
#who tf is pissvortex and why do u all care#i miss vampireapologist#i will say that#popular tumblr blogs used to be significant#ive seen a lot of death2america come across my dash but literally wtf r u hoes talking abt what did she do#dont tell me what any popular tumblr blog did i dont care#bear says things
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Sometimes I see big name Tumblr users on my dash and I'm like huh thought you'd deactivated several years ago, and I wonder if they truly ever did or if I just thought they did because I hadn't seen their stuff on my dash in ages.
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ngl i kinda forget how much i like gale when i'm not playing the game because of the fandom 😩
#he is so interesting in game but like.#i kinda feel like his woobification is even more widespread than astarion#like. gamers theyre both white men its not just the evil ones fandom does this too <3#which obviously can be a perspective thing bc i do follow more astarion blogs than gale ones#i wanted to link to the meta vampireapologist did since i know theyre a gale stan and have similar problems with the fandom around him#but it seems they have deleted :(
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Bronwyn: Submitting myself to the terrifying ordeal of hope
#trop#trop crack#the rings of power#bronwyn#incorrect quotes#incorrectringsofpower#source: tumblr#source: vampireapologist#inspo: ace-geographer
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