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Galadriel: "You'll never find the body" is such a boring threat. A better threat would be; "You'll never stop finding the body."
Halbrand: Or just say, "They'll be finding parts of you for at least four months...and you'll still be alive for three of them."
Galadriel: Now that's a threat!
Gil-galad, covering Elrond's ears: [horrified silence]
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I am the very model of a modern noldo-General
My arguments with vala if you ask me I have won them all
I ‘ve known the kings of Men and Elves and fought the fights historical
From Swan-haven to Anfauglith, and I've got trauma from them all.
I'm very skilled in crafting and I’ve memorized the tomes of lore
I’ve enemies and friends alike on ev’ry one of Arda’s shores
I know the darkness lingers and I’ll search neath every rock and leaf
From Lindon to Utumno with my brother’s dagger in its sheath!
The darkness took what’s mine from me, a silver tree that blazed with light
in vengeance I'll unmake their worlds, I'll kick my foes through door of night
I’ve battled will of powers great and won the day you must recall
I am the very model of a modern noldo-General!
#I got a prompt#lotr#rop#trop#the rings of power#incorrectringsofpower#the rings of power crack#model of a modern major general
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#the rings of power#lord of the rings#trop#lotr#tropedit#incorrectringsofpower#I'm so sorry for this but at the same time#IT DOES WORK DOES IT NOT?#Anyways I got this idea last night and had to make it#mine
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Elrond: *minding his business writing in his little notebook*
Gil-galad: *looks suspicious* there is no chaos. Where is Galadriel?
Galadriel: *walks in proudly* HI I AM THE PROBLEM ITS ME!!!
Elrond: *not looking from his notebook* there she is.
#elrond#galadriel#gil galad#ringsofpowersource#incorrectringsofpower#the rings of power#lord of the rings#middle earth#tolkien#young elrond
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Elrond Peredhel
(parody of first song in Hamilton)
How does a half-elf orphan
son of a star and its guardian
dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot
In woods near Lindon after living in captivity and squalor / Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
Though he once floundered, this realm founder from lands foundered Couldn’t stand prouder Couldn’t spit lore louder, Became a king crowner by having a mind sounder /than was safe, and gathering powerful friends around him.
And every day while Numenor fell /further from grace / away across the waves, he struggled and filled his heart up / with kindness, longing for something to be a part of , Our herald was ready to sneak, speak, make vows, and barter
Celebrimbor then came, with tower high aims,/Our boy saw a chance to get respect put on his name, / Broke some rocks and saw the errors that caused his friend pain, and healed what he had maimed, got dwarves in on the game.
Well the word got around ‘bout the mithril in their caves, man!
High king sent him back in with a load of stuff to trade and,
he stood before king Durin, held the hopes of his whole race, and he told the old king his name! Who’s that half man?
I am Elrond Peredhel, the elves, they call me Elrond Peredhel. See I’m more than them, I’m man as well, I chose my fate, I chose my fate.
#rings of power#rings of power fic#hamilton parody#trop4ham#elrond#elrond peredhel#hamilton#incorrectringsofpower
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Elrond: We all have our demons.
Galadriel, grabbing Sauron: This one’s mine!
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Durin: I cut my finger
Elrond: I can kiss it so it'll get better
Durin: Does it work?
Elrond: Yeah the healers used to do it when I was a kid
[later that day]
Durin: I need you to punch me in the mouth
Gil-galad: Fucking finally
#trop#trop crack#the rings of power#elrond#durin iv#gil galad#incorrect quotes#incorrectringsofpower#source: unclear bc i went on quite the source sleuthing rabbit hole for this one but best guess:#source: tumblr#source: incorrectkakagaiquotes#inspo: tattycoram
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Galadriel, seductively: doomed by the narrative all by yourself, handsome?
Sauron: [reveals traits that foil hers] Not for long.
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[After the Drowning of Númenor]
Sauron: Ok, I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, two million people died—
Galadriel: Almost fifteen million, actually.
Sauron: Not the point.
Sauron: Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Galadriel: Yours.
Sauron: That's right: no one's.
#trop#trop crack#trop spoilers#the rings of power#the rings of power spoilers#sauron#galadriel#numenor#incorrect quotes#incorrectringsofpower#source: sword art online abridged#inspo: ellliemilller
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Galadriel: If at first you don't succeed, try a sharper knife.
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Elendil: How many kids do you have?
Galadriel: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
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Elrond: Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best idea we've had. Celebrimbor's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
#trop#trop crack#the rings of power#elrond#celebrimbor#incorrect quotes#incorrectringsofpower#source: texts from last night#inspo: wormcultrecruiter
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Adar: Who are you?
Halbrand: You killed my family.
Adar: Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
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Sauron in S1 of TROP:
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Halbrand: babygirl the way you forsake your happiness on your relentless quest to vengeance, your complicated relationship with gender and the way you're covered in blood have bewitched me body and soul
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