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youngcreatorlady · 5 months

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smoke you like a drug...

Warnings: smoking,Billy Hargrove, sexual innuendo, weight mention,Neil mentions

Pairing: Fem! Reader x Billy Hargrove

A/n: I got this amazing idea from @shanakin-skywalker Thank you for the idea! I loved writing this one,oh my gosh

Requested: no! Heavily inspired by @shanakin-skywalker

As you stepped into the hall,you almost automatically realized you were being stared at. It gave you chills,no matter how much you usually loved the attention,mainly if it was from your boyfriend.

Speaking of,where was he? You hadn't seen his blue sparkling Camero when you drove in,and he hadn't showed up to pick you up either.

Shaking it off you continued walking,chewing your gum as you did so...

That was until someone came behind you and grabbed you around the middle,scaring the actual shit out of you.

You let out a small scream,and slightly punched the arm,but heard a lower chuckle and almost immediately relaxed.

“Billy! You can't keep doing that!” You whisper-shout at him,trying to catch your breath as people slowly stopped staring.

All he did was shrug,grab your ass,and kiss you,which you of course kissed back.

When you pulled away from the kiss you went to bite your gum and then realized it was gone.

“You fuckin gum stealer!” You sounded surprised,although you don't know why,he's done this so many times before.

”Hey,I bought the gum,I get to steal the gum from my girlfriend” Billy shrugs,and starts walking with you,his arm around your shoulder as he does so,that cocky little smile on his face as he smacks on the gum.

“Technically not but alright” you mumble,and he snaps his gaze to you,laughs,and looks away.

“Hey so…where were you?” You ask,and he looks slightly confused so you try again.

“You didn't pick me up,you weren't here when I got in,and I didn't see the Camero outside” you stated,slightly playing with his fingers.

“Oh uhm…Neil needed me to do something before I left,so..” you didn't push farther than that. He barely ever told you about his dad.

Always shielding you from him when you came over.

Hell,for the first 4 months of your relationship,you never even came over.

You guys walked over to the classroom that you had for first period,and Billy placed a kiss to your cheek,grabbing another handful of your ass.

“Billy! Were in front of people!” You stated,but didn't move to stop it in any way.

“Lets just skip all day,c'monn i don't wanna listen to miss. Lateo” he drawled out,his eyes twinkling when you nodded.

Your grades were so fucked.

He smiled that fucking shining smile,and wrapped his arm around your waist,as you two walk closer to the parking lot,and closer to his car.

You were always nervous sitting on the hood of his car,never sure about the weight limit,you didn't want to break anything.

Billy never said anything about it,not anymore anyways. He just grabbed under your thighs,and sat you on the hood of the car,trapping you there.

“Feel better? It can't break if I'm holding you” billy's disgruntled voice murmurs,half getting out a cigarette and half holding you.

You nodded slightly,and let him do what he wanted,watching him.

To anyone else,they would just see…well Billy. But to you,you knew who he was under all of that. That's the best way to describe it.

He couldn't find his cigarettes so you grab them out of a pocket,you knew they were in there. And then,you held one up to his lips,and lit it.

You weren't much of a smoker,maybe once in a while,but you definitely liked the way they smelt on Billy after a bad day.

He inhales the smoke and blows it out,his eyebrows relaxing,the tension on his face lifting,and he sighed.

“Is it so bad that as much as I don't wanna go home I have to?” You shook your head at that.

“No it isn't Billy,because you know,if you're not home,who else is he gonna hit?” you said quietly,but yelped in surprise as you were gently grabbed and pulled into a kiss.

You slowly kiss him back,wrapping your hands in his curls,and Billy slowly pulled away,breathing cigarette smoke into your mouth.

You slowly told your head up and blow it out,closing your eyes.

"Fuck your gorgeous” he murmers,his hand tracing lines on you neck. You had an effect on him. He might deny it ‘till the day he dies,but you had an effect. You made his life worth something.

TADAAAA reposts,reblogs and feedback always accepted!

#billy hargrove #billy hargrove fanfiction #billy hargrove x f!reader #Billy hargrove x reader #Fluff #billy hargrove x female reader

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shanakin-skywalker · 10 months

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Shanakin's Stranger Things Fic Recs

Stranger Things

🍦Steve Harrington🍦

Title: Do You Have The Soup?

Author: @hannuhbee

Pairing: Steve Harrington x Reader

Word Count: 865

Type: Fluff; Drabble

Warnings: N/A

Summary: Not Provided

My Thoughts: This is such a sweet drabble. Literally so cute to the point my heart almost burst.

Link: [Tumblr] https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/hannuhbee/690683013464506368?source=share

Title: With Cable-Knit Sweaters and Freshly Pressed Levis

Author: @cursestothemoon

Pairing: Steve Harrington x Reader

Word Count: 5700+

Type: Slight Angst/Hurt/Comfort/Fluff; OneShot

Warnings: Slight steam, some cursing, nothing serious.

Summary: You’re going off to college and Steve starts to feel a little insecure about where his life is going resulting in him saying something he regrets. Robin talks some sense into him.

My Thoughts: I love the writing. The characterization is great and this squeezed my heart in the best way possible. I also love the flashbacks throughout this oneshot.

Link: [Tumblr] https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/acunningstargazer/690554846766661632?source=share

Title: You Shook Me All Night Long

Author: @pinkchubbiebunnie

Pairing: Steve Harrington x Fem!PlusSized/Thick!Reader

Word Count: 45091

Type: Fluff/Smut, Multi-Chapter(4)

Warnings: Inappropriate Work Boners, Masturbation, Smut, Mentions of Bullying, Mentions of Food, Oral Sex, Blow Jobs, Sexual Fantasy, Face Sitting, Subby Steve, Praise Kink, Multiple Orgasms, Shower Sex, Outdoor Sex, Mentions of Past Steve x Nancy, Mentions of Dieting and Diet Culture

Summary: Steve had never pictured himself eding up here – working for minimum wage at an ice cream shop, wearing a fucking sailor costume. But hey, life catches up to you and plans change. He also never would have guessed that someone who had been sitting quietly in the background of his life for years would secretly be the hottest babe of the century – and in the moent he found out, he had never been more thankful for ice cream minimum wage slavery and the stupid outfit you seemed to find adorable. Set Pre Season 3.

My Thoughts: This is such a satisfying read. Everything wraps up perfectly. There is no major conflict. Just Steve being a simp and I love that for him.

Link: [Ao3] https://archiveofourown.org/works/40074273/chapters/100363440

Title: Boy With Love

Author: @kxnobi

Pairing: Steve Harrington x Fem!Reader

Word Count: 4569

Type: Smut/Fluff; Multi-Chapter (2)

Warnings: Smut, Sub!Steve, Dirty Talk, Dirty Thoughts, Breeding Kink, Dom!Fem!Reader, Dacryphilia, Service Kink, Masturbation, Multiple Orgasms

Summary: Steve got the emotional connection he’s been looking for! But now he’s too nervous to make a move so you take matters into your own hands.

Link: [AO3] https://archiveofourown.org/works/40685739

Title: Stone Cold Sober

Author: @fairyysoup

Pairing: Steve Harrington x Fem!Reader

Word Count: 2222

Type: Smut; OneShot

Warnings: Smut, Mild Dubcon B/C Steve’s Drunk, Switch!Steve, Phone Sex, Mutual Masturbation, Intoxication, Mutual Pining

Summary: This isn’t the first time Steve has called you- it’s just the first time it’s led to this.

My Thoughts:

Link: [AO3] https://archiveofourown.org/works/43608471

Title: Hot for Teacher

Author: @handfulofteeth(sonorous)

Pairing: Steve Harrington x Fem!Reader

Word Count: 12960

Type: Smut/Fluff/Mild Hurt&Comfort/Angst; OneShot

Warnings: Cunnilingus, Car Sex, Blow Jobs in a Car, Blow Jobs, Porn with Plot, Porn with Feelings, Dirty Talk, Smut, Dom/Sub Undertones, Face-Fucking, Multiple Orgasms, Steve Harrington Really Loves Eating Pussy, Vaginal Fingering, A ‘lil Bit of Squirting, Mostly Just WAP.

Summary: “You know I heard Steve Harringtion can’t eat pussy?” It’s the day of your long-awaited date with Steve Harringtion, and your best friend chooses to drop that little nugget of information right on your head hours before he’s due to pick you up. But surely she’s just messing with you… right?

Link: [AO3] https://archiveofourown.org/works/42719895

Title: Have You Seen Her?

Author: @luveline

Pairing: Steve Harringtion x Fem!Reader

Word Count: 27772

Type: Fluff/Hurt&Comfort/Smut; Multi-Chapter (2)

Warnings: Fluff, Mutual Pining, Sick Fic, Hurt/Comfort, Smut, Eventual Smut, Smut in Second Chapter, Penis in Vagina Sex, Praise Kink

Summary: Steve finds out that falling in love can be really, really easy. You find out what it’s like when somebody wants to take care of you.

Link: [AO3] https://archiveofourown.org/works/43097013

Title: I Don’t Wanna Wait My Whole Life Through (To Say I’m In Love With You)

Author: @kazbrekker

Pairing: Steve Harringtion x Fem!Reader x Eddie Munson

Word Count: 8853

Type: Smut/Fluff; OneShot

Warnings: Fluff, Smut, Pining, Reader Loves Books, And Changes Hyperfixations At A Rapid Pace, Eddie and Reader Are In An Established Relationship, Spit Roasting, Oral Sex, Blow Jobs, Face-Fucking, Cunnilingus

Summary: You and Eddie start to notice all the things Steve does for you two. Or, alternately, sometimes things that feel too good to be true are true anyways.

Link: [AO3] https://archiveofourown.org/works/40359996

Title: Her Best Friend’s Girl

Author: @starlight_searches

Pairing: Steve Harringtion x Fem!Reader x Robin Buckley

Word Count: 5534

Type: Smut; OneShot

Warnings: Porn without Plot, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Vaginal Fingering, Oral Sex, Daddy Kink, Recreational Drug Use, Underage Drinking

Summary: Robin watches the wiggling of his fingers, grimacing. Maybe she’s gayer than she thought, but it doesn’t look like it would feel very good at all. Steve frowns at his own hand, and then brushes the confusion away in a puff of smoke. “It’s too hard to describe. It’d be easier if I just show you. “Ewwww. Steve!” Robin slaps him hard enough that he almost drops the joint, but even her disgust is tempered by the high- punctuated by a deep throaty laugh. “Gross, no. Not like that-“Steve’s laughing too, falling over until his hair brushes her shoulder. “No, god no. I meant, you know, on my girl.” He shrugs, like its totally not a big deal. Like he hadn’t suggested something insane.

Link: [AO3] https://archiveofourown.org/works/42437568

Title: You Shook Me All Night Long

Author: @pinkchubbiebunnie

Pairing: Steve Harringtion x Plus Size!Fem!Reader

Word Count: 45091

Type: Smut/Fluff; Multi-Chapter (4)

Warnings: Season 3 Steve, Plus Size Reader, Inappropriate Work Boners, Masturbation, Smut, Mentions of Bullying, Mentions of Food, Oral Sex, Blow Jobs, Sexual Fantasy, Face-Sitting, Subby!Steve, Praise Kink, Multiple Orgasms, Shower Sex, Outdoor Sex, Mentions of Past Steve x Nancy, Mentions of Dieting and Diet Culture

Summary: Steve had never pictured himself ending up here- working for minimum wage at an ice cream shop, wearing a fucking sailor costume. But hey, life catches up to you and plans change. He also never would have guessed that someone who had been sitting quietly in the background of his life for years would secretly be the hottest babe of the century- and in the moment he found that out, he had never been more thankful for ice cream minimum wage slavery and the stupid outfit you seemed to find adorable.

Link: [AO3] https://archiveofourown.org/works/40074273

Title: Hold On Loosely

Author: @eratothemuse

Pairing: Steve Harringtion x Fem!Reader x Eddie Munson

Word Count: 10385

Type: Smut; OneShot

Warnings: Smut, Spoilers for Stranger Things Season 4 Vol 1, Unprotected Sex, Sex Pollen, DubCon B/C of Sex Pollen, Oral Sex, Fuck or Die, Canon-Typical Injury, NSFW

Summary: There’s next to nothing truly known about the Upside-Down, but after you get stuck there with Eddie Munson and Steve Harringtion, you learn one thing; don’t touch the flowers.

Link: [AO3] https://archiveofourown.org/works/39589479

Title: Come Together (Over Me)

Author: @kazbrekkcr

Pairing: Steve Harringtion x Fem!Reader x Eddie Munson

Word Count: 6327

Type: Smut; OneShot

Warnings: Smut, Porn Without Plot, Vaginal Fingering, Penis in Vagina Sex, Cunnilingus, Blow Jobs, Oral Sex, Face-Fucking, Dirty Talk, Unprotected Smut

Summary: You meet Steve and Eddie one at a time, and then all together.

Link: [AO3] https://archiveofourown.org/works/48148630

Title: Head Over Heels

Author: @underoossss

Pairing: Steve Harrington x Grumpy!Fem!Reader

Word Count: N/A

Type: Angst/Hurt&Comfort/Fluff; OneShot

Warnings: Mentioned Family Problem, Trust Issues, Angst, Hurt/Comfort

Summary: Steve falls for Robin’s grumpy friend, and he falls hard. Grumpy x Sunshine Trope

My Thoughts: Listen, this was so romantic, I swooned.

🎸Eddie Munson🎸

Title: Play Pretend

Author: @webslinger-holland

Pairing: Eddie Munson x Fem!Reader

Word Count: 4647

Type: Fluff; OneShot

Warnings: Sexual Tension, Swearing, Some Kissing, Fake Relationship

Summary: To escape the likes of Jason Carver, the reader has to play a little game of pretend with Eddie Munson himself.

My Thoughts: I am such a sucker for fake relationship into real relationship and this ticked every box for me.

Link: [Tumblr] https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/acunningstargazer/690516408204967936?source=share

Title: N/A

Author: eddiendee

Pairing: Eddie Munson x Reader

Word Count: N/A

Type: Fluff; Drabble

Warnings: N/A

Summary: Not Provided

My Thoughts: -Sigh- This is honestly so cute and endearing. This is exactly the type of thing I can picture Eddie doing and it’s a short read but I highly recommend it.

Link: [Tumblr] https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/acunningstargazer/690146879466504192?source=share

Title: I Don’t Wanna Wait My Whole Life Through (To Say I’m In Love With You)

Author: @kazbrekkcr

Pairing: Eddie Munson x Fem!Reader x Steve Harringtion

Word Count: 8853

Type: Smut/Fluff; OneShot

Summary: You and Eddie start to notice all the things Steve does for you two. Or, alternately, sometimes things that feel too good to be true are true anyways.

Link: [AO3] https://archiveofourown.org/works/40359996

Title: Official

Author: @Bippot

Pairing: Eddie Munson x Fem!Reader

Word Count: 22050

Type: Smut/Fluff; OneShot

Warnings: Mutual Pining, Masturbation, Eventual Smut, Fluff, Friends to Lovers, Friends with Benefits, Jealously, Recreational Drug Use, Underage Drinking

Summary: So, yeah, Eddie has a little crush. Between working in the garage, school, and late nights thinking about a special someone, he doesn’t quite think he has the guts to do something about it. But, that’s okay. She might have them.

Link: [AO3] https://archiveofourown.org/works/40234191

Title: Maybe

Author: @eveatethefruit

Pairing:Modern! Older!Eddie Munson x Younger!Fem!Reader

Word Count: 12000+

Type: Fluff/Smut; OneShot

Warnings: Modern!Eddie, Older!Eddie, Dom/Sub Dynamics, Daddy Kink, Slight DDLG Themes, Choking, Slapping, Oral Sex, Smut

Summary: When the hot older man in the neighborhood becomes a regular at your coffee shop, you can’t help but let your shameless flirting take over. And maybe, the fantasies are reciprocate

🛟Billy Hargrove🛟

Title: Daddy? Sorry

Author: @fbfh(cheweduphoodiestring)

Pairing: Bily Hargrove x Fem!Reader

Word Count: 5576

Type: Smut; OneShot

Warnings: Smut, Breeding Kink, Daddy Kink, Mommy Kink, Neck Grabbing, Boners, Grinding, Groping, Teasing, Dom/Sub Undertones, Verbal Humiliation, Dominant Billy Hargrove, Forced Eye Contact, Temperature Play, Rings, Vaginal Fingering, Biting, Praise Kink, Degradation, French Kissing, Manhandling, Spanking, Hand Jobs, Restraints, Cervix Kissing, Size Kink, Good Girl, Multiple Orgasms, Misogyny, Nipple Play, Finger Sucking, Belly Bulge, Impregnation, Baby Fever, Dirty Talk, Overstimulation, Mating Press, Primal Kink, Cock Warming, Cum Plugging, Dumbification

Summary: You accidently call Billy daddy one too many times, and he’s now determined to level the playing field and make you a mommy.

Link: [AO3] https://archiveofourown.org/works/37652029

Title: Cow

Author: @M1nt_Chip

Pairing: Billy Hargrove x Fem!Reader

Word Count: 13818

Type: Slight Hurt&Comfort/Smut; OneShot

Warnings: Porn with Plot, Eventual Smut, Smut, Bullying, Name-Calling, Mentions of Over Eating, Mentions of Under Eating/Skipping Meals to Lose Weight, Almost Being Force-Fed Something Disgusting by Bullies, Other Slightly Triggering Topics Regarding One’s Body Image, Rough Sex, Breeding, Vaginal Fingering, Nipple Play, Vaginal Sex

Summary: Billy is intent on ‘pavlov’ing your brain into associating the horrible nickname the bullies gave you, into something that’d make you squirm.

Link: [AO3] https://archiveofourown.org/works/47859256

Title: Bully

Author: @billyhours

Pairing: Billy Hargrove x Fem!Reader

Word Count: 16375

Type: Smut; OneShot

Warnings: Bullying, Overprotective Parents, Strict Parents, Smut, Loss of Virginity, Innocent Reader, Porn with Plot

Summary: Billy Hargrove has a big ol crush on you but he’s kind of an idiot and doesn’t know how to process that so he just bullies you to get your attention. And maybe you like it.

🎺Robin Buckley🎺

Title: Her Best Friend’s Girl

Author: @starlight_searches

Pairing: Robin Buckley x Fem!Reader x Steve Harringtion

Word Count: 5534

Type: Smut; OneShot

Warnings: Porn without Plot, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Vaginal Fingering, Oral Sex, Daddy Kink, Recreational Drug Use, Underage Drinking

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**Will Continue to Update with More Recommendations

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justmystyles · 11 months

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Please keep writing plus size reader fics! Every time I read a fic where the reader is described as otherwise it completely shatters my enjoyment because it’s a reminder that this isn’t for me to enjoy. It’s a reminder that, probably, these celebrities/characters/etc. would never look at me twice. There are so many wonderful writers on this site, and others, that don’t write plus size readers. Idk why it’s the end of the world that you’re being inclusive. It’s so weird. It’s the same people that complain about black, Asian, Latinx readers. Basically anything other than white and thin. Why does inclusivity bother people so much? It isn’t taking away from other writers who cater to that. Just because a small percentage of people are uncomfortable doesn’t mean you have any obligation to change it. And just like you said, you write for you. I don’t get why people complain about it. This isn’t a job. It’s for you to post what you like and if others like it, awesome! But if not, it’s so easy to scroll pass or block.

Anyways so sorry for my vent 😭 thanks for coming to my TED talk

Thank you so much for this message @shanakin-skywalker! 🥰

It's definitely frustrating to read fics about thin girls and have to constantly be editing in your head to make it more relatable. I guess we're the only ones that should have to do that though. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Honestly, I've received more support than I have the other side, so that's definitely made it easier for me to stand tall in my beliefs and continue doing what I'm doing.

I appreciate your vent and TED talk very much. Thank you for sending it over! 🖤

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willowdidnothingwrong · 7 years

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answer ALL THE QUESTIONS

sharanya there are a hundred!! but ok

1: is there a boy/girl in your life?

No!

2: think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?

I’m really fortunate that no one has really hurt me since, I guess, high school! And I definitely forgive high school shenanigans because wow, I thought my friends and I were mature then but this was not true!

3: what do you think of when you hear the word “meow?”

nyan, nyan, nyan! nihao nyan~~~~~

4: what’s something you really want right now?

a really awesome nerd dance party!

5: are you afraid of falling in love?

No!

6: do you like the beach?

I used to love the beach, or any water, a lot! But I had some weird ear injury, and now it’s hard for me to swim much without getting ear problems. So I still really like the beach, but it makes me feel a bit wistful.

7: have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?

Yep.

8: what’s the background on your cell?

An aesthetic shot of Bay-Enterprise train station, in my hometown of Edmonton!

9: name the last four beds you were sat on?

My summer housing bed, a hotel bed in hartford, my bed at home, my bed at school last year.

10: do you like your phone?

Yes. It cannot successfully type ‘t’ or ‘u’, but this adds to the charm! also I’ve gotten really creative at using words which don’t have those letters so that’s cool

11: honestly, are things going the way you planned?

I didn’t plan, I guess!

12: who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts?

I think… a model united nations conference help staffer’s number?

13: would you rather have a poodle or a rottweiler?

why have either when you could have MY DOG. Which I can. (And you can’t.)

14: which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?

Emotional pain lasts longer, I guess?

15: would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?

Art museums, because zoos are nice but they also make me sad when animals aren’t well cared for or don’t have enough space! It would be so sad to live your life on display. That said a lot of zoos care for their animals in an amazing way – unfortunately too often, it seems like this isn’t the case though :/

16: are you tired?

No!

17: how long have you known your 1st phone contact?

As in, my first one to ever be added? I guess my parents, so my whole life. As in, the person I’ve texted the most over my entire lifetime? Since high school. As in, the person I talk to most over the phone now? Also since high school.

18: are they a relative?

For the first of my three alternatives.

19: would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes?

No! They’re all great people but our relationships ended for good reasons. I hang out with all of them though.

20: when did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?

Wednesday?

21: if you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today?

No, well yes, depending on what ‘knowing’ means! If a 100% infallible oracle told me that this was the right decision, I guess! But if it’s just the ‘knowing’ of the moment, no! It’s good to have a time-distributed sample of ‘knowing’.

22: would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

No!

23: how many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?

zeeero

24: is there a certain quote you live by?

“Je pense, donc je suis.”

25: what’s on your mind?

my head. But also my physics research, and thoughts about people! Mainly about how lucky I am to have acquired Amazing Summer Friends, which reminds me to tell them about why they’re great. **does so **

26: do you have any tattoos?

No.

27: what is your favorite color?

Red!

28: next time you will kiss someone on the lips?

When it happens, I guess!

29: who are you texting?

sharanya it’s you!

30: think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch?

Yes.

31: have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right?

Roughly as often as chance predicts.

32: do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?

Honestly… almost all my friends are nonmale? I have like, one, maybeee two male friends I can talk to about serious stuff? But I am in the process of acquiring a new male friend and I’m Really Excited about this!

33: do you think anyone has feelings for you?

Maybe? Unclear!

34: has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?

On occasion.

35: say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?

I would be surprised! But good for them!

36: were you single on valentines day?

Yep!

37: are you friends with the last person you kissed?

Yes!

38: what do your friends call you?

By my first name. or sometimes nerd

39: has anyone upset you in the last week?

I guess, but the perturbation led to me reaching a higher energy state!

40: have you ever cried over a text?

Six years ago.

41: where’s your last bruise located?

I don’t think I’ve had a bruise for years honestly.

42: what is it from?

Hence I forget.

43: last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?

Hmm, probably not for three years, when I accidentally wandered into an unfamiliar and possibly sketchy part of Edmonton at midnight through a long and curious chain of events!

44: who was the last person you were on the phone with?

My mom!

45: do you have a favourite pair of shoes?

I love converse more than my own sole. (hahaha.) But they break pretty frequently, so whatever pair of converse I’ve had for longest that hasn’t broken!

46: do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day?

No, I only wear one hat and only when I’m feeling cool enough for it because damn it’s way cooler than I am.

47: would you ever go bald if it was the style?

i really like hair for dramatic dance moves;;;;;

48: do you make supper for your family?

Sometimes when I’m home, but honestly my mom does way more of the cooking work even then! The balance is slowly shifting in my favour as I learn better to make things my mom likes and get less lazy!

49: does your bedroom have a door?

Yes.

50: top 3 web-pages?

mspaintadventures,metafilter, wikipedia!

51: do you know anyone who hates shopping?

Most of my extended family!

52: does anything on your body hurt?

No!

53: are goodbyes hard for you?

Hmm. Usually they’re really easy, but when I’m hanging out with really cool people I’m always so awkward about it because they’re like ‘Bye’! and I’m like “bye…” but I’m really thinking “WAIT BUT YOURE SO COOL WHY NOT JUST KEEP HANGING OUT”

54: what was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?

Green tea!

55: how is your hair?

Wet post-shower!

56: what do you usually do first in the morning?

grumble, pull my blanket up, attempt to get into a comfortable sleeping position, decide I oughtn’t sleep, turn on my phone, log on to metafilter

57: do you think two people can last forever?

Yes!!! Of course!

58: think back to january 2007, were you single?

I was 10.

59: green or purple grapes?

I’ve never given it thought, I just eat them!

60: when’s the next time you will give someone a big hug?

this reminds me that I have not given a big hug for a long time! so whenever I have the chance!

61: do you wish you were somewhere else right now?

I wish cambridge ma were magically transported into canadaland because canada’s great! But Cambridge is nice and I’m happy to be here as it is.

62: when will be the next time you text someone?

Hmm, likely the next five minutes.

63: where will you be 5 hours from now?

Sleeping!

64: what were you doing at 8 this morning.

Reading differential geometry;;;

65: this time last year, can you remember who you liked?

My then-girlfriend!

66: is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?

Tons of people! My friends K and X and S. B., for a start!

67: did you kiss or hug anyone today?

Non non mon ami

68: what was your last thought before you went to bed last night?

“Zeta functions…. or hater functions”

(my brain’s dumb thoughts inevitably involve math. im sorry.)

69: have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?

Not really! Not that everything has been Successful, but a lot of it has and when things haven’t, it’s let me move onto other things which it turns out are hella cool and I really like so **happy shrug**

70: how many windows are open on your computer?

Seven!

71: how many fingers do you have?

ten

72: what is your ringtone?

The default one… but I’ve never turned on my volume ringer, like, ever?

73: how old will you be in 5 months?

74: where is your mum right now?

In Edmonton, Alberta! I’ll see her in three days and I’m excited!

75: why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love?

We lived 9 timezones apart with limited internet access, then turned out to have very different attachment styles! But we’re still like. almost best friends! And it turns out this is a much better dynamic for us!

76: have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?

Non non!

77: are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?

Yes! Almost all of them, though since I’ve moved countries sometimes not in the frequency I would like. Like I really wish I could talk to my friends B.D. and T.J. more! But they’re both in California time.

78: do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7?

A., who was one of my best friends but in retrospect I was definitely gay for;;;; (A. is most definitely Very Straight.)

79: is there anyone you know with the name mike?

Yes! My cousin! He’s a great guy and has two AMAZING AND CUTE KIDS who I really wish I could spend more time with!

80: have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?

Yes!

81: how many people have you liked in the past three months?

Definitely one, maybe two?

82: has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days?

No!

83: will you talk to the person you like tonight?

No current crushes!

84: you’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?

Yelling at people from car windows is not ok and very objectifying! I am not doing this and if my friends are they’re getting a stern talking to!

85: if your bf/gf was into drugs would you care?

Yes, it’s probably not a for sure dealbreaker but it is almost certainly a dealbreaker.

86: what was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie?

THE MOVIE HAD AMAZING BABY SPIDERMAN and I got to get really excited with a friend about cute. baby. spiderman. who i love deeply.

87: who was your last received call from?

My mom! Honestly I only call my mom.

88: if someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you?

…no.

89: what is something you wish you had more of?

…knowledge of algebraic geometry? Ok, on a personal level, I wish I was better at talking to friends about personal issues? I used to be really good at this, but over the past few years I just have been really fortunate and I haven’t really had many personal issues at all! So I’ve become used to dealing with them myself, and I haven’t been very good at this at all.

90: have you ever trusted someone too much?

People have betrayed my trust, yes. But I’m happy I trusted them because even if it didn’t work out, the alternative of being suspicious seems too dark!

91: do you sleep with your window open?

Yes! the outdoors is nice and i want it in me!

92: do you get along with girls?

Yes! most of my friends are women!

93: are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?

No!

94: does sex mean love?

They’re definitely distinct concepts! That said, I would find it pretty impossible personally to consider sex without love! Definitely that isn’t true for other people and that’s cool!

95: you’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?

No! Except neither of us are good at breaking locks oops

96: have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?

No!

97: did you sleep alone this week?

Yes!

98: everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you?

So many people in my life! My mom, my dog, my friends are all so awesome! I’m super happy and fortunate.

99: do you believe in love at first sight?

It can probably happen! But people are deeper than their appearance, and I think most successful love probably does not rely on first sight!

100: who was the last person that you pinky promise?

Probably a drunk dutch girl in hong kong who wanted me to pinky promise swear that we’d hang out more?

#ask #questions #self #self post #@shanakin

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queensboro · 6 years

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shanakin replied to your post “I MEANT TO TELL YOU GUYS BUT!! last week in one of my seminars we had...”

is this why naruto is a fucking fox boy

he’s a fox boy because god decided i’m not allowed to kin with any more sad dog boys

#shanakin #anime boys make do

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answer All Of The Potters :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Under the cut for obvious length reasons

Accio : If you could summon anything in the world right now what would it be?

A functional right arm, and also a powerful sword. Also, a raspberry cake.

Aguamenti: Do you like water?

I Love water.

Alohomora: Can you and have you, ever picked a lock?

I have a couple times on like, a fluke as a kid, but they were also old and funky. Repeatedly? Probably not.

Anapneo: Are you CPR certified?

Yup! Have been, consistently since I was 14. Nearly had to do it once.

Aparecium: On of a scale of Mr. Bean to 007 how much of a spy are you?

I can’t legally answer this question.

Avada Kedavra: If you could kill one single person, who would it be?

Hitler. If limited to the present… well… all my americans out there… u know the answer to this…

Brachiabindo: Have you ever been tied up before? What was the circumstance?

In a jump rope, yes. British school, colonialism™, and we were playing Human Sacrifice, where we took turns being the Sacrifice atop a stick pile. In hindsight, that was actually pretty fucked.

Capacious Extremis: If you could make one object bigger on the inside, what would the object be?

My comfy backpack OR my heart so it can fit all my love for my friends. Or also, a box, but make it like, an entire house that’s very cool on the inside, kind of like that one kid’s TV show but differently.

Cave Inimicum: You’ve got to fortify your room from zombies with only objects you have readily available. What do you use?

Well, I have a cane and two sturdy metal crutches, a giant sofa, two giant heavy metal trunks, and armor, so I’m okay. Not as well fortified as I was years ago in the stronghold with @chewableninja‘s functional crossbow, though.

Colloportus: Have you ever locked yourself out of your own house before? If so, what did you do?

Yep, in Year Four. I just sat on the step and waited a couple hours for my parents or my siblings to return home. The babysitter eventually came by with my siblings and let me in.

Confringo: Have you ever accidentally set fire to something?

My laptop charger, yes.

Confundo : What confuses you most about the world?

Why some people genuinely don’t want to care about other people? Also, why mushrooms are nearly sentient. On a sillier level, why people eat mushrooms in general.

Crucio: What’s the worst pain you’ve ever been in?

…we’re not going there. nobody wants to read about my Medical Trauma Experiences, so I will spare you.

Deletrius: What’s the last thing that you did besides this?

WRITE MY THESIS BINCH

Densaugeo: What’s the most extensive thing you’ve been to the dentist for?

Got wisdom teeth out, ended up with an infection in one hole, dry socket in the second, and the third just refused to scar correctly. Luckily, I did not have a fourth tooth, so I was spared another mishap.

Deprimo: Have you ever been knocked over by the wind before?

Yup. Dutch storm in Year 5. whoomphsh.

Descendo: What’s been a low point in your life?

The ~medical shitshow~ of 2017 and also 2014 but 2017 wins. Also, that one time I ate cereal three meals a day for two weeks back in high school during my first two weeks as a full time lab tech that one summer.

Diffindo: When was the last time you ripped and article of clothing?

ER when they were hurrying to get all nine billion heart monitor stickers on me.

Engorgio: What’s the worst case of swelling you’ve ever experience?

Post-op knee swelling. Whoomphsh. I got some real Stretch Marks from that bad boy.

Episkey: If you could heal anyone in the world right now, who would it be?

I’m stealing that one, sorry literally everyone else. (If not me, then probably my Aunt).

Expecto Patronum: What’s your happiest memory?

I have a lot! When I first made a really fancy cake, the first time I rode Space Mountain, when I met my guinea pig for the first time, when my roommates flew across the country to visit me, when my father and I ditched while I was on tour to go watch POTC 3 again, winning my first concerto competition, the first time I heard the french horn…I can go on!

Expelliarmus: Have you ever had to disarm someone? If so, why?

That one time I nearly got shot at by a skinhead at a sketchy playground in switzerland, but I was smart enough to fucking bolt between his legs instead of going for the gun.

Expulso: Have you ever made something explode? Explain how and why?

Physics lab. Sometimes you just short a capacitor. Sometimes a teacher fucks up and has you short circuit across some steel wool, that bursts into flames and nearly gets two kids sent to the nurse and then traumatises her to the point of refusing to conduct the experiment with the following class.

Ferula: Have you ever had to wear a brace? What happened?

howard…

Flagrate: If you could write one thing in the sky, what would it be?

Hello World!

Flipendo: Have you ever fallen down stairs before?

Yes. I’ve also fallen *up* stairs, multiple times.

Fulgari: If you could be bond to one person, who would it be?

Bound as in like, telepathically? Hmm… I’m not sure I’d want to choose! Bound as in like, fates intertwined? Someone cool… maybe my wonderful friends. Bound as in like physically tied to, like the spell? Nobody, please.

Furnunculus: How bad was your acne as a teenage?

I mean, it was not great, but I was also allergic to all my cosmetics (which I did not know) so like… that sort of throws off my image of what constituted normal teenage acne.

Geminio: If you could have a single copy of something, anything, what would it be?

Ovid’s lost Medea.

Glisseo: Water slide or playground slide?

Water slide!!! Longer. More whoosh.

Impedimenta: You can stop one person from coming near you, ever, like a permanent, unbreakable restraining order, who is it?

Former stalker. Secondary contender: my almost stalker.

Imperio: You can have one person be your slave for a day without repercussion, who?

Mmmmm no I’m not really feeling that. Maybe like, a ghost, since the ghost could only be doing ghost stuff? And if so, I’d have Beethoven come have a chat but then like, summon him to explicitly do what he wanted and just chill with him as he took in the 21st century and also chat about music.

Impervius : In the middle of a storm would you rather have waterproof shoes, or a waterproof coat?

Shoes. Wet feet is not my jam.

Incarcerous: Have you ever tied someone up?

What is with all of this tying up?????? No, I have not?

Incendio: Do you like candles? If so, what’s your favorite smell?

Y E S. I have over 50 candles at home because I collect them there. My favorite is a weird citrus-ey smelling one I found at a farmer’s market ten years ago that, I shit you not, was marketed as “forbidden fruit” but it’s like a sweet smelling citrusy blend.

Langlock: You can stop one person in the world from speaking. Who is it?

Tweetasaurus Rex.

Legilimens: If you had the power to read minds for a day, would you use it?

Absolutely.

Locomotor: You can choose one object to follow you around, what is it?

A go pro because that’d be sick as f u c k.

Lumos: Candle, Flashlight, Sunlight, Moonlight, or Bioluminescence?

WHY they are all good…. moonlight might win because i like candle smell over light, and bioluminescence is very cool too and i like it but I also have old uncomfortable associations with it so moonlight eeks out ahead.

Meteolojinx Recanto: What’s your favorite type of weather?

Fog!

Mobiliarbus: What’s your dream garden?

Small plots of vegetables, fruits, herbs, and then some jasmine and roses, because those count for herbs and are also very nice smelling and pretty.

Molliare: Have you ever made a surprisingly soft landing when you were sure you’d break something? What happened?

Yup! I was skiing once and delayed my jump from the swing bc I was worried about taking out my mum’s other ACL and the swing turned around and I knew I’d hit a tree and fall like fifty feet if I went with it back based on gravity so I took the plunge and jumped…. and stuck like, a PERFECT landing, no broken bones, perfect shock absorption, not even a fucking bruise.

Morsmordre: What would your signal in the sky be to mark your presence?

A big ol smiley face.

Muffliato: Have you ever eavesdropped on a conversation? What was it about?

Yup, but it was about me, so like… walls have ears?

Nox: Were you/are you, afraid of the dark?

Yep, as a kid. Now it just sort of unsettles me sometimes.

Obliviate: What’s something you wish you could forget?

A couple conversations where people either said something they didn’t mean or meant something that they shouldn’t have said.

Obscuro: What’s a kink that you have? What about it excites you?

kinkshaming IS my kink

Oppugno: You’re about to be in a fight! The object directly to your left is what you have as a weapon! What is it and how would you use it?

A stack of thirty books on gaming ethics? Perfect. Smash.

Pack: When’s the last time you did some packing?

When I moved back into the dorms!

Petrificus Totalus: Have you ever been/felt paralyzed?

Y U P. Partial paralysis of the right arm. Sucks major ass.

Piertotum Locomotor: You can make one object in your current room come to life, what is it?

My thesis, so it can write itself for me.

Point Me: How easily do you get lost?

Not easily, if I’m paying attention and either on foot or on bike. My spatial memory is less good in cars, weirdly.

Portus: What object would you turn into a portkey and where would it take you?

Hmmm… I want to go to the cliff beach near my house, so probably there. As for the portkey itself, it doesn’t matter too much? Ooh wait I have one candle that smells like the ocean.

Protego: You can protect one person from harm. Who?

Myself binch

Quietus: When was the last time you yelled at someone?

MmmmMMMMMm uh a while ago I try very hard not to be a yeller, but I have an inkling that it was probably my maternal unit.

Reducio: What’s something you’d like to make bigger?

MYSELF (I want to be very tall and powerful)

Reducto: You’ve got one chance to explode something without an consequences. What is it?

Watermelon. Hands down.

Rennervate: Have you ever passed out/fainted before? What happened?

Yup, lots of times. Sometimes life just be like that.

Alternatively, one time I got sent to the ER bc they were worried about my heart, but that was bc my PICC line was being a shit.

Reparo: What’s one thing you’d like to fix?

My right arm and also the organization of the contents of my thesis (I’m literally writing this from the library stacks rn)

Rictusempra: Where’s the most effective place to tickle you?

Nowhere because anyone who tickles me is getting punched I am not a fan

Riddikulus: What’s your greatest fear? Do you think you’ll be able to overcome it?

Becoming my family, and absolutely, because that’s something irrational since I can learn from other people’s mistakes.

Scourgify: What’s something that you should clean up?

My thesis organization. Also my room.

Sectumsempra: Have you ever hurt someone? What happened?

Yeah? I mean, I got into some brawls as a kid, people got bruised eyes and shit. One time I bit my brother bc he cut my leg open with a playmobile, but in hindsight, I was bleeding everywhere and he was being a three-year-old dick about it.

Serpensortia: Do you like snakes?

YES.

Silencio: How much “quiet time” on average, do you need in a day?

m? Idk. I do need time to like, not have to focus on things, or else I get distracted easily.

Sonorus: If you had a message you could say to the whole world. What would it be?

BE EXCELLENT TO EACH OTHER ($1 to whoever can get this reference)

Specialis Revelio: If you could have a magical property, what would it be?

Flight or invisibility OR magnetism because being like magneto would be cool on that factor alone.

Stupefy: Do you think you’d be able to knock someone out?

I mean, I’ve made my dad nearly faint before at medical things, so yeah, probably. Punch-wise, not until my right arm starts working again.

Tarantallegra: What’s your favorite kind of dance?

I’m weak for waltzes.

Wingardium Leviosa: If you had the power of telekinesis, what would you do with it?

Carry my shit without my arms are you kidding me that’s like a hundred books I could take out of the library (also probably be a dick to tall people who hold things out of my reach).

#ask meme #shanakin

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