And JFK is in the South Pacific in the first place because he was having a relationship with this Danish woman who was suspected of being a German spy and the FBI find out and tell Joseph, who’s so concerned for the family name that he pulls a Lucille Bluth and sends his (essentially disabled) son To Army. And he does this by giving the army misleading medical records for JFK who has previously been disqualified for his aforementioned disabilities.

Did you guys know that when JFK’s boat explodes in the South Pacific and he’s MIA, presumed dead, Joseph Kennedy receives a telegram with the news and doesn’t tell anyone else in the family

the thing about the three musketeers (book) is that there are three musketeers (guys) and also a fourth dude who's always hanging out with them and is part of the friend group. yet he is not one of the three musketeers

Did you guys know that when JFK’s boat explodes in the South Pacific and he’s MIA, presumed dead, Joseph Kennedy receives a telegram with the news and doesn’t tell anyone else in the family

Wish I was a late bronze age girl

I would have my homeland invaded by the sea peoples. I would be lain siege to by the sea peoples. My cities would be sacked by the sea peoples. I would make bronze tools and pottery. My shores would be invaded by the mysterious sea peoples. I would be mustering my armies to fend off the sea peoples.

Ok you wake up and realize you’ve been isekaid to the morning of November 22, 1963 into the body of Lyndon B Johnson. Do you try to stop the assassination of JFK or do you let it happen so you can become president and stop the Vietnam War and maybe swing it around elephant style in the Oval Office

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Some tweets belong on tumblr. One such case

People in northern Gaza have been forced to survive on an average of 245 calories a day - less than a can of fava beans - since January, as Israeli forces continue their military onslaught. Over 300,000 people are believed to still be trapped there, unable to leave. The miniscule amount of food represents less than 12 per cent of the recommended daily 2,100 calorie intake needed per person, calculated using demographic data considering variations by age and gender. Last week, the Israeli government told UNRWA, by far the largest aid provider in Gaza, that its convoys would no longer be allowed into the north. Oxfam’s analysis is based on the latest available data used in the recent Integrated Food Security Phase Classification (IPC) analysis for the Gaza Strip. Oxfam also found that the total food deliveries allowed into Gaza for the entire 2.2 million population - since last October - amounted to an average of just 41 per cent of the daily calories needed per person.

they should let you visit deactivated blogs i want to pay my respects

GODDDDDDDDDD

Billy Preston, 1969 ♡

columbo villian about to be found out: you're a pathetic bloodsucking arachnid, lieutenant. a hound dog chasing its own tail. you wouldn't know concrete evidence if you stepped in it and it cemented around your cheap little shoes. I killed my wife, you know? you'd never know that. idiot

*tamp tamp*

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.

no matter how the media spins it remember that the US would rather watch the region burn than give up its little pet genocidal colonial ethnostate project