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#<- I know gorillas are not monkeys
woosh-floosh · 1 year
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(read left to right) I had to make a comic version of this moment form the fanbook because it's such a funny image
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Fantranslation is by @wireddd1 on twitter!
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civetcider · 4 months
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SPLIT REF glad i was finally able to get her a proper ref sheet going she deserved it
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theloopcrew · 7 months
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i like when people draw lupin with a monkey tail i think its cutes
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garr9988 · 14 days
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Oh yeah. I like.
Spydor really is the pocket p...rimate of the Space Monkeys.
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emoji-race-center · 1 year
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simiansmoke · 10 months
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Are Kongs gorillas in your view or do you HC them as being different from any kind of real ape?
// for me, personally... I don't hc them as actual gorillas/whatever ape they appear as, which can get confusing sometimes because a lot of villains @ the Kongs will call them 'stupid monkey/gorilla/chimp/ape/etc.' Which imo also just indicates they're more of a collective species - and more advanced in the sense that the way to insult them is to refer to them as animals.
And while I think it's fun to make DK do a gorilla thing now and then (SMASH NEST) I feel like he displays a lot of different and combined traits of other animals (mainly dogs, cats, and horses), which to me kinda solidifies that 'oh he's kind of like these things...but isn't any one of them. Let's call it a Kong'. That plus I think Kongs being in the jungle would probably be good at mimicking anything they come across whether through sound or movement (they're strong and all, but probably very tasty to some giant slinking jungle kitties.)
I also think that Kongs in general, despite not appearing so - have a type of endowed magic? Not the rah rah flamethrower at will kind, but more of like they each have a pathway that makes it easier for folks to use magic through them (so conduits). I feel like alluding to them having this bespeaks of potential what human world calls sasquatches is kinda fun...in the sense that...well if Peach could wander in from the human world, maybe a few pre historic Kongs could have made it to the human world and evolved more into the sasquatch like being over time. Either way, the sasquatches would be much higher magic users in the sense if you hc them as being able to cloak in and out of being seen (my dumb take on modesty magic for DK.)
Touching briefly on the magic conduit situation, I think I have a hc where there is a Kong hero in the past that is super powerful and when they fall, they use magic in their death to combine their strength with magic and they become a coconut tree that gives the other Kongs the crystal coconut... (morehere.)
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wingsmould · 1 year
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i find it funny when people say nope (2022) wasnt that scary while for me it literally hit all my horror buttons
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clownkiwi · 2 years
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i havent really talked about it much on here, but stray looks cool
i just wont play it because it makes me very sad :[[[
a game about an orange tabby cat (realistically rendered orange tabby cat) walking around in a world void of humans and nothing but robots??? man :[[[,,, give that cat some love!!!!!!
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webbedphantom · 5 months
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Monkey Business
[@epitomees continued from HERE]
This guy was really ticking him off.
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All he wanted was one quiet afternoon, just one shocking moment of peace where he could just relax and enjoy the company of one of his closest friends.
Instead, they now had to deal with someone tailing them. Whether they were here for him or for her he didn't know. And to be honest, he wasn't sure he cared. All that really mattered was this damn ape was making her uncomfortable. And that-
That was unacceptable.
Still, they didn't have many options for losing him. If they were in the Metaverse, he could just pick her up and leap up to the roof to lose him that way. But they weren't, and going in now could make things worse, either bringing in a random tagalong who got a little too close, or getting seen doing so.
Neither scenario seemed appealing.
"Not sure that would work..." He replied quietly, keeping his head facing forward while Arséne kept a third eye on the pursuing primate. "Not that many people in the bars this time of day. If they see us enter, they could easily find us inside, or just wait outside for us to leave."
He reached into his bag, thankful that Mona was hanging out with Futaba right now. It's a lot easier to search for something when you don't have a cat-adjacent creature in the way.
He didn't have many items that would work outside of the Metaverse, and the few that did, like smoke bombs, were a bit too conspicuous. Still, there had to be something in here that would-
"Bingo~"
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He pulled out his grappling hook, a sophisticated device he and Morgana had made the night before their first real infiltration. It wasn't one he used too often, as his webs often did the job a lot better, if at a slight cost to his stamina, but it did come in handy on those longer Palace trips.
I'm unsure this is wise... You aren't as strong or agile out in the real world. Are you sure you can handle this?
"I'm sure. This thing was made to support up to 500 pounds, and the reeling mechanism will be doing most of the work. Besides, I may not have super strength out here, but I'm still in good shape."
Even still, you made it for the Metaverse. You have no idea if it'll even work the same way out here!
"It'll work, trust me. If there's one thing I'm an expert on, it's mechanical engineering. And unless you can think of a better way to lose Sinister Simian-"
Sinister Simian-?
"-then this is our best bet."
His Persona was silent for a moment, considering their options. They had already tried losing him the easy way, it was clear whoever this was, was going to be persistent. Still... was this really their best option?
Arsene sighed... I suggest we leave it up to our resident strategist. The grappling hook would work, but considering the risks, it should probably be saved as a last resort.
Aaron let out a small huff, but nodded. He couldn't argue with his logic... no matter how much he hated agreeing with his other self.
"Makoto, what's your take on this? Do we go with grappling hook, or try something else first?"
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revretch · 1 year
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When I was a kid, my mom always hated that Candy Kong was a gorilla, but still had to have curves so you'd know she was the "girl" one. And yeah, fair, that's sexist as hell. But, recently, I got to thinking...
Is it ever explicitly said that Candy Kong is a gorilla?
Sure, she's a Kong, but that also encompasses Diddy and Dixie, who are apparently some kind of monkey and a chimp. To be a Kong, you just need to be a simian resident of Kong Island.
So. She's not a gorilla. She has the simian snout, and body hair, but she also has feet that are halfway between simian and human, long legs, and humanoid breasts...
My God.
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Candy Kong is an Australopithecus.
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weaselle · 1 year
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i wanna do a thing where i lay out studies that show things in different primates that show us parts of ourselves as humans. Call it Primates: Through the Looking Glass or The Monkey in the Mirror or something
There are studies and documentaries that show things about Gorillas, Chimpanzees, Bonobos, Baboons, Macaques... that just make sense to me. That if shown right would make sense to a lot of people, i think.
like... they were studying this one group of gorillas --
okay wait. First of all, you know a silverback (the Big Male) of the group is not the leader or in charge or anything, right? He has a role, and it includes a certain amount of control, which i’ll explain briefly, but he’s not, like, in charge.
wait, you know all that Dominance/Alpha theory about wolves is all wrong, right?
wait wait wait, and also that like, the bull or the stag or whatever in a herd is not in charge of anything, right? right?
hold on. the wolves is it’s own post, the herd thing i might get back to, we’re on gorillas, okay. Silverback is basically just the male head of an extended family in which plenty of the leadership is handled by the women of the family.
There are often 2-4 silverbacks, but one, usually the largest, will clearly be senior to the others who are often his sons or brothers. Silverbacks have three main roles
1: defend the group from all physical threats aside from people, these threats are mostly random male gorillas, chimpanzee baby-snatching gangs, and the occasional leopard. Just his alert presence handles most scenarios, and then maybe a few times a year he has to risk his life fulfilling this responsibility. It is this role that provides most of whatever actual power he has over the group, namely this: while he isn’t necessarily the one deciding when and where the group goes on a daily basis, if the most powerful/capable silverback does decide to travel a direction, they pretty much have to go with him, the family isn’t safe without him.
2: make babies. And this is one area where the ladies of the group will sometimes sort of vote with their ovaries, and favor a silverback that isn’t the main one, like “yeah, Frank, you are the biggest, but honestly you’re a dick and we’re going to make sure the next generation of silverbacks isn’t another one of you.” When you see a main large silverback in a group of gorillas, it isn’t, like, his blindly loyal harem, they have to approve of him. Also gorilla females move between groups, and sometimes they take members with them or start new groups and stuff. Anyway i’m getting off track, one of the silverbacks jobs is making babies
3. keep the peace This functions a lot like being in the back seat with your siblings with your parents up front. Basically any disputes within the group have to be handled within a certain parameter of decorum, because if it gets too out of hand HE’s going to come over, and He’ll be upset, which is low-key terrifying because He’s huge, and there’s no telling who He’ll decide is at fault or what he’ll do about it, so letting a situation get out of hand is a losing scenario for everyone involved really. Tho typically he will favor senior females in disputes, in a “don’t you talk that way to your mom” kind of way.
one last thing, silverbacks don’t actually transfer power between silverbacks via battle every time.
Like i was just reading accounts from a multi-generational observational study of some wild gorillas that featured one big silverback just straight up taking over by performing the silverback duties better and becoming preferred by everyone else in the group. There was no fight, it just became, i do the job better, everyone likes me better, kicking my ass can’t change that, and boom, he was the primary silverback. And the other silverback might have been a bit dull, or a bit of a bully, but like us their species’ success is largely dependent on social intelligence; once he saw the writing on the wall, that other, slightly larger sivlerback didn’t even bother trying to change the situation with a physical fight, he understood what had happened.
okay so all that was just to tell you all this story. lol. Here’s what i saw in one documentary:
This very big, getting old silverback, who was hugely popular and successful, with a very large and tightly bonded family group, and a couple of his hulking adult sons backing him up. Everybody in his group seemed to love him a lot, he was particularly calm in that gentle giant sort of way, a safe, emotionally steady presence, happy to help raise his sons and daughters with kindness, and who could become a raging nightmare if pressed by a leopard ... exactly what a band of gorillas wants in a silverback.
But one of his adult sons had plenty of silver on his own back, and was getting itchier and itchier to be main man of the group, and this is where we start our little drama
It seems to be coming to a head, and the observers are nervous about a fight for the position. The silverback and his son are both are huge, probably approaching 400lbs, mostly muscle, with long thick fangs and skulls topped with jaw muscles as big as human biceps to wield those teeth, which nature has given them primarily to fight other gorillas with. 
But then the next day, the old man leads the fam up the mountain.
it’s winter, which is why they have come down the mountain in the first place. But as we discussed, if he goes somewhere, they have to go, so they all follow behind.
up he goes, and then he sits. And waits. It’s cold and there is much less food up here at this time of year. There’s nothing to do but sit hungry in the cold. His size and metabolism makes him the most able to withstand the cold, but even he is pretty uncomfortable. 
And so he sits. And his family, perhaps confused, but loyal, sits around him.
But his son, the other huge silverback, with years of training even as an adult under his wise father, is ready and able to go off on his own. Finally, he stands up, makes clear his intentions to leave this uncomfortable place. A small handful of the other gorillas stand with him -- if he goes down the mountain, then they can safely leave as well. He turns and heads down the mountain. After a moment, a few more gorillas leave the main group to follow. All in all it winds up being nearly half.
The wise older silverback thoughtfully watches his son leave with about half the group. He sits a while longer in the cold, in the company of those most loyal to him, and then takes them along a different path down the mountain
And those two groups still ran into each other sometimes, and were friendly. And sometimes a couple gorillas would change between the two groups. They were still close.
But i just thought that was such an elegant, meaningful way for that gorilla to handle that whole situation. And it makes a completely human sort of sense to me. 
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royalwhumpness · 1 year
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Why do you not like monkeys? (I saw you reblogged a vid with a monkey vid and you tagged it “I hate monkeys but..” HOW YOU HATE MONKEYS?? They cute! Does Ook Ook 🐒🙊🙈🙉 mean nothing to you?
Haha I’m sorry anon! But monkeys and apes scare the shit out of me! They are ticking time bombs ready to scalp you or tear your face off! You couldn’t pay me any amount of money to be near a monkey or an ape.
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othercrossee · 2 years
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Its so insane that chimps r our closest livin relative yet these mfs r homicidal as shit
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pissvortex · 10 months
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hey guys, i know its late but i'm gonna be bumping this a couple of times especially when both interviews are completed and our interview goes public. we just sat down for an interview with Dave Gooptar to discuss his findings from the Monkey Hate group, as recently exposed by the BBC's "Hunting the Monkey Torturers"
once again though, this is incredibly graphic. in fact it's probably worse than whatever you're envisioning in your mind - this is the shit the BBC couldn't publish. please listen with caution, but Dave does some really important work demystifying the origins of this kind of behavior.
to support us you can subscribe to any tier of our Patreon to listen now, or wait until Friday for both interviews to go public.
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ashboy-3 · 11 months
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Smash or Pass
Fandom: Danny Phantom and Batfam Prompt: https://www.tumblr.com/help-i-need-a-cool-username/719653067055906816/ashboy-3-please-tag-me-whenever-you-post-it?source=share Characters: Danny, Sam, Tucker, Jason, Batfam Words: 1908 Summary: Danny refuses to sleep and gets stopped by a reporter. Not fully knowng what she aks when questioning him about Red Hood Danny answers with a simple Smash. Now if only his crush Jason Todd would pick up on the social cues.
“So what’s the game tonight?” Danny asked, looking at the screen of the video camera to see Tucker and Sam staring back at him.
“Are you sure Danny. Isn’t it like ten over there?” Sam asked, worry clearly on her face.
“It’s not a good night for sleep Sam. Please. You two both have the day off, right?” Danny asked.
“Yeah we do dude. So I was thinking Smash or pass?” Tucker threw the idea out there.
“Oh that’s a good one. What should we do it on?” Danny asked.
“Super smash bros? It has Smash in the name?” Tucker suggested.
“Then we should totally do Pokémon!” Sam had an evil smirk.
“Oh you are both so on!” Danny quickly agreed as Tucker quickly found a full list online of the Super Smash bro fighters, sharing his screen and making sure to record, if anything for future black mail reasons.
“Alright first up Mario,” Tucker announced, both his friends knowing that he would rather be the impartial party and narrator while they have their fun.
“Pass.” Danny and Sam voiced.
“Donkey Kong.”
“Pass,” Danny quickly said.
“Smash!” Sam was quick to say as the two looked at each other.
“You want to smash a giant monkey?” Danny questioned.
“First off he’s a gorilla, second you can’t tell me that he doesn’t fuck,” she quirked her eyebrow at him.
“Fair enough,” Danny yielded holding up his drink to take a sip in her honor.
“Dude that’s water,” Tucker rolled his eyes.
“Don’t’ remind me. Who’s next!”
“Link.”
“Smash” Tucker rolled his eyes at his two friends.
“Sometimes you two are so predictable. Samus.”
“Pass,” Sam waved her off.
“Smash. Let her fuck me up, in or out of that suit!”
“Dark Samus?”
“Same,” they both agreed, to keep their answers from last time.
“Yoshi.”
“Smash!” Sam yelled out, Danny thinking about it before he to agreed.
“Why am I friends with you two? Kirby?”
“Pass,” Sam said as Danny thought abot it. “Yeah pass. I feel like Kirby is to innocent. And dude who else would you be friends with. Hit me with the next one!”
“Fox and Falco.”
“Pass on Fox smash on Falco,” Sam decided. “Pass on both,” Danny shook his head.
“How could you smash one but not the other? Their the same thing?” Danny asked.
“First off their not. I feel like Falco is more bad ass. Second, I don’t want to hear that argument when we get to pokemon.”
“Fair enough.” Danny agreed.
“Speaking of Pokemon I’m skipping them in this list since that’s our next list,” Tucker skipped the image of pikachu. They both passed on Luigi, Ness, Captain Falcon, and jigglypuff.
“I would so smash princess peach, daisy, and Rosalina. Line them up!” Danny cheered.
“Really Peach? I would only smash Rosalina. She at least had a story line,” Sam rolled her eyes.
“Bowser?”
“Smash the fucking hell out of me!” Danny cheered.
“Okay I know I’m a monster fucker, but are you sure you’re not one?” Sam asked him.
“I have never actually thought about it,” Danny shrugged. “But you still didn’t answer the question?”
“Of course, I’d smash Bowser. Pass on Wario, Waluigi, and Dr. Mario,” Sam rolled her eyes, a smile on her lips.
“Yeah, I can agree with that statement,” Danny shook his head in understanding. “We are passing on the ice climbers?” Danny asked.
“Of course!” Danny agreed. “and you know I’m smashing Sheik and Zelda!”
“Smash Sheik pass on Zelda.”
“You are aware that their the same person right?” Tucker asked her.
“I’m very aware. Sheik could kill me and Zelda is a broing princess. I know what I want in a partner.”
“point taken,” Tucker stopped his fight as he ended up pushing next multip times. Danny and Sam both agreed to pass on the fire emblem charctrers along with young link while Smashing Ganon.
“Mr. Game and Watch.”
“Pass,” Sam said quickly.
“I’d smash. I feel like he could give me a fun time. You saw how he handles that hammer. If I’m lucky he’d use it to pound me,” Danny smiled, making both of his friends laugh.
“You know Danny I agree with that statement and that’s why I’d smash meta knight.”
“To much armor for me,” Danny said, making Tucker snort.
They passed on the Pit’s, kept their same opinion on Samus and landed on Snake.
“Extra Smash!” Danny and Sam agreed.
They kept playing, ending pretty quickly with mostly passes. Danny wanting to smash Bayonets,, Ridley, and King Roll. Sam was agreeing with that list adding Isabella, claiming that she must have some evil dark side to her. This led the group to the pokemon list.
“Do we want to start with Gen 1? Or just go into chaos?” Tucker asked, knowing his friends answers as he got up the list for Gen 9.
“I’m being honest if it’s got three evolutions, I’m most likely not going to smash the first evolution. The second and third are still up for grabs,” Danny set down his rules.
“I can agree with that. So we passing on Sprigatto, Quaxly, and Fuecoco,” Tucker mumbled to himself, making sure to skip thoses options.
“I’m Smashing Floragato, Meowscarda and crocalor from the starters,” Danny stated.
“Chicken,” Sam snorted. “I’ll take your grass started and your fire second evolution and raise you a Quaxwell.”
“I feel like it’s only going to drown into madness from here,” Tucker groaned, knowing it’s not even midnight where Danny is yet and there are nine generations of pokemon.
“How can you not Smash Spidops!” Danny asked frantically.
“Are you kidding? All it does is shot webs. If I wanted to fuck something that shots webs I would fuck spiderman,” Sam rolled her eyes.
“You. . .bring out an excellent point, but I’m not changing my answer!”
“Smashing Arbolliva!” Sam slammed her hand on the desk.
‘Damn girl! I am right here! If you don’t want me then just say it,” Tucker teased her as Danny laughed.
“Smash. Samsh. Smash Ceruledge,” Danny was cheering, Sam cheering with him.
“You know it makes sense that the two of you dated in. highschool, but I can clearly tell why you two were never going to work,” Tucker observed.
“And why is that?” Danny asked, quirking his eyebrow.
“You have to similar of taste.”
“No way in hell you’re actually fucking Grafaiai. Sam do you just have a thing for monkeys or something? “Danny asked.
“I’m not the one who’s ready to throw a party for Toedscruel. I thought we agreed no judging?” She glared.
“Oh know we are judging. I think I’m the one who’s judging the worst,” Tucker laughed.
“That doesn’t count. You only have eyes for Sam. I can’t even recombed a person looks hot and fuckable to you without you saying Sam’s better,” Danny groaned.
“Yep and it’s nice to see that my girlfriend does not have the same standards for me,” Tucker was looking towards her, a playful smile on his lips. He knows she loves him and that he’s not being serious.
“Ah shit guys! I gotta go and get ready for class!” Danny said after hours of playing the smash or pass game. They did eventually make it through all of the Pokémon, but now it was 7 am and Danny had to run to get to campus and stop at his favorite coffee shop.
“Make sure you stay awake dude. If you need to skip class I can write you a doctor’s note,” Tucker said.
“I’ll be fine. I just really don’t want to sleep right now. I should be better by tonight,” Danny said bye to his friends, changing into a different shirt, making sure to grab his jacket, wallet, and keys before leaving his small apartment.
Danny loved living in Gotham, but sometimes the hustle and bustle of the city can be chaotic and stressful, especially on the days when Danny could possibly be late for class, sleep deprived, yet to have his coffee and some report is stopping him to ask him question.
“Opinion of Red Hood?” was the only thing Danny heard the reported ask.
“Smash,” was all Danny could think of as he quickly walked into the coffee shop to get his black coffee with 12 extra expresso shots. Did is taste good? No. Did it wake him up? Absolutely.
Danny didn’t realize the absolute chaos he had caused till he was back home from his classes, Sam and Tucker spamming him with memes of what he did.
Seeing no other option but to go along with it. He found the original clip that tucker sent him a link to, tunrs out the news station put it up on twitter, and re retweeted it with just two words. “I’m right.”
Meanwhile on the other side of Gotham Dick is dying of laughter as he discovered the most hilarious news clip on the planet and proceeded to send it to every single person in his contacts and to every group chat that he’s in, just in case he didn’t have someone’s contact number saved.
He even found the clip being retweeted by the same guy who claims that he’s still right with someone else tagging it #plsdon’tkillhimmr.redhoodsir.
He was making fun of Jason for it especially because turns out his brother knows the guy in real life.
“Grayson what does he even mean when he says smash?” Damain asked as Tim and Dick were making fun of Jason at the cave.
“I have to agree with Damain. The video makes know sense,” Bruce agreed.
“I’m not explaning this,” Tim quickly grabbed his coffee and walked out of the batcave.
“No it!” Jason declared running upstairs, face fully red, Dick not far behind him.
“Why is it always me,” Duke groaned as Bruce wayne lifted a questioning eye brow up at him.
“Please don’t make me explain it,” Duke begged, but sadly when Bruce Wayne wants to know something he will know something.
“Keep making fun of me for this and I will no longer show up to family dinner,” Jason glared at his older brother.
“Aww. You know you can’t avoid Alfred forever,” Dick teased.
“Shit you’re right,” Jason groaned, knowing he was going to have to put up with his brother’s teasing no matter what.
Before anyone knew it Wednesday was upon them, which meant that Danny and Jason finished their only shared class and walked out together to get lunch.
“So did you see your famous news clip?” Jason asked, not able to look Danny in the eye.
“Yeah. I swear this I say the craziest shit when I’m sleep deprived. I stand by what I said though,” Danny got up from the table to grab his order.
“You’re not worried about Red Hood finding out or anything?” Jason asked, seeing a chaotic look within Danny’s eyes.
“Jason, I want nothing more than for Red Hood to come and find me. Hopefully then I’ll get my wish,” Danny smirked up at him, hoping his friend would catch on to the signs.
“Well one can always hope,” Jason gave an awkward laugh as Danny sighed.
Jason may be a bat, but Danny has a feeling that he’s as hopeless as he is when it comes to picking up on romantic cues. At this rate, it’s going to take a miracle to get Jason to realize that yes Danny has feelings for him.
@help-i-need-a-cool-username @spookytragedyshark @weirdfishy @meira-3919 @akikkobara @yjfk@shorterthanadverage@mistyaltair @seraphinedemort@princessdaisysolosyourfaves@idontgetpaidenoughforthisshit@thatonegaybitch68@fuck-you-too-world@stargirl1331@blackrabbitt3t@staresatyoufromaccrosstheroom@f-theworld
I think that was everyone that wanted to be tagged. I personally feel like this could you a second chapter. If I ever do decide to do that then I would definitely add more Jason moments than just having him in here at the last moment.
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zombholic · 7 months
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SORRRY i worded that wrong😭😭😭
like doctor!abby in a domestic environment lol, like how she is at home vs how she is with work
idk if that makes sense, if not don’t worry about replying hahahah
my bad completely xx
OOO I LOVE THIS QUESSTTIIOONNN, UMMM.
lemme like put them into 2 sections !!
DOCTOR ABBY:
- abby is definitely a neurosurgeon or a cardiologist like her dad was, she works along with mel and her dad.
- SHE STAYS PROFESSIONAL NO MATTER WHAT !!!
- which she’s doing checkups with patients she knows when they are flirting with her, like cmon who wouldn’t?
- abby uses big doctor words that would be too hard for your ditzy brain to understand so you just stick with whatever you’re doing.
- no like why is dr. anderson so fucking hot, when she’s sitting down, no matter where she is sitting THIS MUSCLE MOMMY MANSPREADS DAWG.
- omg don’t get me started on just her eyes when she wears a mask, she always wears a mask in the hospital unless shes in her office.
- as much as she loves her job she will always come back home to you!!
HOME ABBY:
- just regular abby at home only wears lounge wear, shes either in a tank top and sweats or shorts and a sports bra.
- she actually has a personality when she is at home or just around people that has nothing to do with work and this lady has the most dirtiest jokes to spill out her mouth
- doctor abby is proper and cute and calm, HOME ABBY BENDS U OVER THE COUNTER AND FAKE FUCKS YOU FROM BEHIND THEN RUNS AWAY
- leave u standing like “i will beat this bitch up”
- she will never leave ur side when she is at home, she is clinging onto you like a fucking gorilla sized spider monkey.
- yeah she’s like 10 years older than you, she is literally the most childish person and you love it.
- when she comes back home from surgery and a patient doesn’t make it, it really takes a huge toll on her and she just needs you to hold her, dont talk just hold and comfort her.
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AN: i hope this is what you were looking for!! i tried my best, i literally wrote this on my 15 lmao😭😭
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