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ashboy-3 · 4 hours

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Keeping Up With The Wayne’s but bc Jason literally cannot be there, they have like a little memorial shrine and when asked about Jason, Bruce is like,

“oh my son, my wonderful wonderful dead son, he was an angel a perfect boy the best possible child ever.”

Tim just makes snide ass comments like “Well he wasn’t that great, he was actually an asshole who would always drink the last of the coffee and not make another pot like your suppos-“ and Bruce would interrupt like “hahahaha timmy here never got to meet Jason.” before gently covering Tims ears and fake whispering to the camera “He’s always been a bit jealous”

in revenge, Tim put the batman cowl in Bruce’s bedroom before he gave a tour and Bruce had to say it was Sex Thing.

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ashboy-3 · 4 hours

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damian: why'd you shoot that man? i think he's dead

jason: he was pulling out his weapon

damian: what are you, a cop?

jason on the verge of tears: i'm so proud of you, but never compare me to a cop again

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ashboy-3 · 4 hours

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Damian: "My grandfather drives faster than this, and he's dead!"

Jason and Steph, leaning forward from the backseat: "Ra's died?!"

Tim: "He's still alive. He literally never--"

Dick, rolling his eyes, hands clenched on the wheel: "Guys he means Thomas."

Steph, slumping back: "Wow, I legitimately forgot about that."

Damian: "Every word that comes out of your mouth is a reminder--"

Dick: *cranks up the radio loudly*

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ashboy-3 · 4 hours

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I put way too much effort into this ( based on this meme, it wouldn’t leave me alone until it was drawn — I am freee )

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ashboy-3 · 5 hours

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Buck and Eddie as text posts 1/?

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ashboy-3 · 5 hours

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So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.

I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).

And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:

“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”

And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them

“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”

I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before

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ashboy-3 · 6 hours

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LMAO Dick's just so blase about this, it's the epitome of "You know those days where you're like this might as well happen? Adult life is already so goddamned weird." like this is every day with Bruce Wayne as your dad, this is just how he shows he loves you, by reverse stalking you and asking for blood samples and helicopter parenting you in the weirdest goddamned way.

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ashboy-3 · 6 hours

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we definitely didn’t focus on this enough because what the actual fuck. he looks so hot yet soft in that hoodie with his hands in the pockets and he’s going ‘hey’ all confident, even though he’s nervous as hell about why buck wanted to meet up with him. but he’s also built and the outline of his tits and his nipples are showing. HE’S BREASTING BOOBILY like HELLO

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ashboy-3 · 6 hours

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Tim: wait, you quit smoking?

Jason: I quit smoking when I became Robin.

Tim: Ok,That Is Not True. I've seen you smoke recently, don't gaslight me!

Dick: You didn't really quit smoking when you were Robin Jay, you used to take my cigs sometimes

Duke: wait,, YOU used to smoke??

Dick: Yeah, back when I was Nightwing

Duke: You're /still/ Nightwing ???

Tim: He means back when he was Discowing

Duke: What's discowing???

Jason: The reason I used to smoke.

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ashboy-3 · 6 hours

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this love triangle......is actually.......going to.............................................HAPPEN.

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ashboy-3 · 7 hours

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I like to imagine that sometimes when bruce is really, REALLY tired he’ll accidentally slip into his brucie Wayne persona in front of the JL while in Batman costume. Like maybe Hal makes a joke about Batman being ugly because he always hides his face and Bruce just says “I’m still prettier than you’ll ever be” in his most himbo ditzy voice ever. And then he just goes back to normal Batman brooding.

The rest of the JL just stare at B for a solid five minutes but he’s already back to his normal Batman self.

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ashboy-3 · 7 hours

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Bracket Schedule

Round 1, Side 1: Saturday, April 20, 1PM PDT (1 week)

Round 1, Side 2: Sunday, April 21, 1PM PDT (1 week)

Round 2, Side 1: Monday, April 29, 1PM PDT (1 week)

Round 2, Side 2: Tuesday, April 30, 1PM PDT (1 week)

Round 3: Wednesday, May 8, 10AM PDT (1 day)

Round 4: Thursday, May 9, 12PM PDT (1 day)

Quarterfinals: Friday, May 10, 2PM PDT (1 day)

Semifinals: Saturday, May 11, 4PM PDT (1 day)

Finals: Sunday, May 12, 6PM PDT (1 week)

Results: Sunday, May 19, 6PM PDT

We have decided to run only the first two rounds and the finals for a week, in order to prevent mod burnout.

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ashboy-3 · 7 hours

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LMAO someone give Dick Grayson a medal for understanding that when Bruce stalks you and asks to take your blood, it's his way of showing he loves his kid.

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ashboy-3 · 7 hours

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Villains in Addams Family movies go to really unnecessary lengths to defraud them of the family fortune. These people just give it away on whims all the time. If I just walked into the house and started wearing their clothes and spending their money, they wold start introducing me as Cousin Intruder and forget there was ever a time I didn’t live with them.

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ashboy-3 · 3 days

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Jason and Dick look so much alike during their Robin days that they get confused who was the Robin in certain photos, they literally can't tell each other apart and the fact they have been fighting almost the same lineup of rogues is even more confusing, so their experiences end up mixed up, a lot.

Jason: No, that was me, did ya' read my reports and is confusing them with the real thing ?

Dick: I'm one hundred percent sure that was me, maybe you're the one who is misremembering, you used to read my reports all the time !

Jason: So you're just gonna act like I'm fucking lying, I have 4k memory of that day, that was literally me get outta here with ur Pinocchio looking ass

Dick: You're the one remembering things wrong, I got seventeen years of career I know that was me!

The whole time, the Riddler was running low on funds and used the same strategy twice, hoping nobody would notice, Tim knows the truth – he has read both reports–, but he thinks it's funny to see them argue.

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ashboy-3 · 3 days

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Headcanon where after so many arguments between the batkids and Bruce over his paranoia and complete disregard for his kids privacy, the entire family had compromised with (in the healthiest way possible) downloading life360 on their phones and that's how they all keep track of each other.

Now Bruce knew that this is mostly for his benefit and is supposed to be a healthy alternative for his unhealthy paranoia and helicopter parenting, but what he wasn't expecting was for his kids to start keeping track of him.

He's putting gas in his car and Dick calls him because apparently Dick has been watching him drive around on the app? And Bruce is currently at a gas station thats right around the corner from a Taco Bell and now Dick wants him to get food for everyone since he's already there.

He's driving home from a meeting and Steph calls him because her and Duke were shopping in the area and wants to know if he can pick them up, when he asks how she knew he was on the same street, he gets a "Oh I just like to stalk everyone on the app for funsies." as an answer.

Jason calls him and he can barely get out a hello before Jason cuts him off, "Bruce why the fuck is your phone battery on 5%, charge your damn phone" which completely stuns him because why does he know that. He clears his throat before answering. "Jason, what?"

"Everyone can see each others phone batteries on '360, now charge your phone." Is all he gets before Jason hangs up on him.

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ashboy-3 · 3 days

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I call upon the fan fic writing gods to bless you with the perseverance to finish one of your unfinished drafts.

May your fingers dance along the letters upon your device with ease, may the devil of distraction stay far from you, and may your work not need much editing.

I pass this blessing upon every fan fic writer out there.

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