My love language is being stabbed in a kitchen

hehehe... oh, you're just so cute... i want you, i need you. all of you. what do i have to do to get you to only pay attention to me? i'll do anything, anything to be yours. you are a beacon of purity and kindness in a world that's so utterly tainted, corrupt, and evil. we truly were meant to be together forever... let's become one, so we never have to be apart. after all... no one will ever love you like i do. ♡

eehehehheheee occammmm i am yours already and you are mine <3

you do know how much i lovelovelovelovelovelovelovelove you riiiight ? ehehehehe i really really love you, okayyy ? our love is so much more important than anything else in this corrupt world,, like you said.

you really think so highly of me,, my dear ? :3 ehehehe... i really love you . you're so sweet and understanding and perfect for me.

i'd cut myself open and meld you into me if i could. for now i keep you in my heart, my metaphorical heart - my soul, i fill it with you and our love. in a higher reality we can be one. destroying our bodies and putting in place only a metaphysical representation of our love. i want nothing else. i wish i could erase everything else and spend my time only with you.

i love you forever. no,, moooore than forever. remember ? i love you past eternity.

my dearest <3

I Miss them :(( wanna. Spin my girlfriend I love ? arihndbIl

my husband is away at war and I wait longingly for him (my partner is at dinner and it’s only been an hour I’m just clingy and bored)

Perfect, Perfect, Perfect!

When he let you in... when the sun shone... it was warm. It was warm in the light.

SUCCESSION | Return (2.07)

CHRISTOPHER MOLTISANTI-ISMS

THE SOPRANOS (1999 — 2007)

WHEN I TELL YOU I SCREAMED

they're friends...!!

[Mirabelle and Siffrin are from In Stars and Time]

Ok, so I know that we still know pretty much nothing about Alastor’s human life, and Rosie’s if she had one, but there’s so many reasons their dynamic is peak. Before I start I’ll once more reiterate that I’m not 100% certain of any of this but-

Alastor and Rosie seem to come from a similar time period. With Alastor living in the early 1900s and probs dying in 1920s or 30s in New Orleans. Rosie and her town seem to be based on ‘Hello, Dolly’ (ep 7 title even alludes to this) which was based in New York in 1890s. So not only would Alastor and Rosie likely never have the chance to meet in life but there’d also be a roughly 20 or more year difference between them. What I’m getting at is that while they’re so perfectly matched they’d never really be able to interact the way they do in hell if they were alive. Like imagine 20 yo Al dancing/gossiping/whatever with a 40-50 yo Rosie, while cute to us they’d probs be considered weird for their friendship, let alone a potential (lavender) marriage.

If Rosie was once a human then I’d imagine just like Alastor her cannibalism in hell would come from her interest in it from when she was alive. So that’d mean in life she’d likely also be a serial killer cannibal, just like Al. This creates a funny situation where they just so happen to be the exact same type of serial killer, meaning they lead very similar lifestyles and only they would actually understand this twisted part about each other.

Then in hell Rosie recreates and manages to maintain the early 1900s look and culture in her turf, but makes it cannibal friendly (lol). In this way kind of creating the perfect corner of hell for herself (and also Alastor).

What I’m getting at is that they’re qp soulmates who can meet and freely interact in an afterlife that’s kinda perfect for them (including the part where they’re allowed to be cruel). Like when ppl say you’ll meet your soulmate in heaven but those two are crazy so for them it’s meeting their perfect soulmate in hell.

its hard being the only two people in a court, but the weaver of fate and their cardboard knight continue ever forwards

🍎 kofi link in bio if you’re feeling generous 🍎

I feel like some people need to see this, tbh

I wish people within the fandom actually acknowledged and played with the fact that Alastor is aroace.

I know that asexuality and aromanticism is a spectrum and is an entirely different experience from person to person, but I feel like the fandom just pretends he’s not in favor of shipping him with whoever people ship him with when there’s so many different types of human relationships that aren’t romantic or sexual in nature that we can explore.

This is my segway into Queer platonic Radiorose because I love these two so much.

Still, I yearn for fandom content that acknowledges Alastor’s identity (that he doesn’t even know about) and isn’t afraid to at least try and portray it rather than completely ignoring it.

Edit: I’m not saying that that type of content doesn’t exist, it’s just personally it’s difficult for me to find that sort of alastor content

“So, should I fly?” Poe asked, returning from the cockpit. He gave Rey a winning smile, and she grinned back. She had to admire his persistence. He’d been trying to take the pilot’s seat since they’d set out, but the Millennium Falcon was hers for now, and she would fly it, even if Poe was determined to try out the controls of the legendary ship. Maybe she would let him fly after they got back to the rendezvous point. Maybe. “No, but you can sit in the copilot seat if you want,” Rey said sweetly. [insp.]

Wanted to do this trend so bad and who better than Hickory (loml)

He’s heavily inspired by this design by adrielrook (1st introduction to the idea of satyr Hickory <3)

SPENCER REID in RED LIGHT CRIMINAL MINDS (2005-)