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knowlessman · 1 year

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bunko no hunko idkmia (bnha) at ten past midnight cuz why not, s3e8-10

♪ I don't remember nuffin that was goin on… ♪ -- OP: "what's going on" yeah that's what I'm wondering. team stain's gate or whatnot, the league of villains… oh yeah that was like resolved.

oh yeah, bakugo got sasuke'd. this is a GOOD show tho, so he'll probably be showing up again in fewer than [undefined] episodes

"my body… wouldn't move" it was BROKEN, you had SPENT it, you'd done a heckin Rock Lee to it -- "deku, your hand [which is in a cast the size of All Might's buttcheek] can still reach!" yes thank you, mr self-destructive masculinity shonen character

"so, you're going to get the receiver from yao-momo and go save him yourselves?" …has momo weighed in on this? can't remember. interested to hear her view. -- "we shouldn't just act on emotions here" shoji (choji?) with the level head -- "breaking the rules would make you villains" weird take from froppy tho

…oh. so momo is up for it. hm. -- looking like iida's got some harrowing character development left to go : /

"a human body has limiters that keep us from using more than 80% of its power" thought that was brains. oh wait no, yeah, I know this one, it's the Mama Bear thing. and Dead Man's Grip, iirc, from that one Eoin Colfer book -- "hysterical strength" rolls eyes it WOULD be called that -- could make a drinking game out of deku being warned to stop breakin' hisself. he can't be forcibly retired, he's the hero!

"dear mr deku, I'm sorry I punched you in the dick" yeah you did 'XD that was so far out of left field it was from a different game

ah. momo doesn't know if she's for it yet. thought it'd be surprising if she was. shame she has such a big decision on her shoulders; she okays or vetos the whole operation.

"don't worry iida, the guy whose specialty is freezing an entire building at once and the two guys who are good at punching and not a whole lot else are gonna make a stealth mission out of it!" at least try to recruit hagukure and maybe shoji or jiro, damn. heck, even Worst Character's powers have utility to them. -- (okay maybe zuko could make a decent lockpick out of himself by quietly melting locks and quietly freezing doors shut etc, but he's the closest thing to a skill monkey here. 'cept I guess Momo, if she went)

okay momo's going to chaperone, figures

"after hearing that I could still reach, I couldn't just sit still" Kirishima goddammit -- all might via voiceover: "their bodies moved before they had a chance to think" THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO THINK, AND THIS IS YOUR FRIEND NOISILY ATTEMPTING TO HELP YOU TAKE THAT CHANCE

okay they get two chaperones then. one of whom adds, I guess, super speed to the team comp for this ostensible stealth mission (I mean, like, granted, I would expect maybe everybody here but kirishima to have some capacity to move quietly, at least deku and, idk, maybe todoroki, maybe momo, possibly iida)

Bakugo: "If you're gonna talk in your sleep, you should just go to sleep and [stuff that'll get me suspended again]" …wtf does that mean? it didn't take him long to say all that, either, is that just a saying in Japanese?

halfway through a single episode and it's already 1. …yup.

momo: "these guys are idiots, but once they see how hard stealth missions are, we can go home" …momo, I don't know if there IS a genre where that line of thinking would be any more realistic than theirs -- (unless she's just resolved to the idea that it's gonna be combat)

kirishima, without even a heading: "awright, lemme at em!" stealth mission. yeah. -- momo: "be vewy, vewy quiet. we're being hunted by villains"

there are no words

dang, they let momo wear clothes for once? …OH.

something something team rocket idfk

iida in deep cover as the guy who runs the bumper cars at a segregation-themed amusement park

and kirishima as… mostly himself I guess

well done, everyone. you blend in like a sore hand. -- 'XD momo just wanted to see what the inside of a Goodwill looked like apparently -- wait is deku sposed to be cosplaying tatsu from Househusband? cool

yeah, had a feeling the villains were overestimating bakugo. surprised if he listened to a word of any of it. -- "I want to win like All Might!" called it. kid wouldn't know an ideal or ideology if it slapped him; he wants his will to be the only will that matters and has no capacity to settle for less.

(news guy is talking about how bakugo is vegeta) …bakugo IS a weird character. like, this is a weird show to begin with, but… I mean, I guess it holds up that in an environment like this, people would get hooked on supervillain mentalities more often and from younger ages. come to think of it, it's an easy mentality to project onto someone; think it's rare for it to actually stick to a character consistently, except for villains with exceedingly simple motivations. vegeta just stands out even more when he's not in something like DBZ, I guess (or, well, dbza, which I've actually seen) -- "as an educator, I take full responsibility for vegeta's behavior" mrs puff said the same thing, and look where it got her

bakugo: "since they're trying to win me over, they won't seriously try to kill me" proud of you for trying thinking for once, but you're selling yourself some pretty good news on some pretty shaky premises

deku: "let's see, our team comp sucks, we have very little intel, we can't get any free intel because our team comp sucks…" for some reason I predict Looney Tunes bullshit, I don't see what they could accomplish with anything inside-the-box.

"please give a shit about people who aren't you, endeavor" why did you invite this guy again? cuz he would've burned the place down if he thought he was being left out, probably? -- "we had the president feign distress during the press conference" …oh yeah, he's sposed to be a brainiac n stuff. …oh shit, team deku is probably gonna fuck up a perfectly good operation then 'XD

hm. …I wanna say, left to right, Poison-type gym, maybe Steel-type gym (or Electric, not sure), Psychic-type gym, definitely Fire-type gym, Normal-type gym. Sorry, what's that you were saying, Momo?

"how did you afford a night-vision scope?" …kirishima's loaded too? also damn, how is he the only one who brought anything? -- ♪ BWAM BWAM BWAM, BWAM, BWABWAM, BWAM, BWABWAM ♪ (march of the empire, geddit, cuz clones, they done found - … FUCKING HELL ON A FUCK THAT'S WHY THEY CALLED THE TOWN CAMINO GODDAMMIT 'XDDDDD Christopher Paolini didn't reference star wars this blatantly)

…hm. -- hm. -- wtf was ragdoll's quirk again?

"there's a way. but this plan also relies on kacchan" I hope you mean it relies on him being predictable -- oh no, he's narrating the plan, this is gonna go so wrong… -- …well fuck me, it's working so far

"bakugo, set off a blast on my mark" "no, you follow MY mark" and then bakugeta's stupid ass fell out of the sky and died, probably saving a shitload of innocent lives by doing so

idk if all might recognized the face behind vader's mask or what, but anyway, that's gonna be next time

#knowless watches bnha

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fitzs-trained-monkey · 3 years

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Okay, but Team Free Will and the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

I can't stop thinking about this idea. It would be so fantastic and they would get along so well. Don't get me wrong, it would be wonderfully bumpy at first but just hear me out on this okay?

*couldn't find a good gif of the whole team*

Daisy Johnson and Jack Kline

(⬇⏬gif not mine⏬⬇)

"Are you Inhuman or alien?"

"I'm nephilim."

Daisy would be weary of Jack at first.

She would wonder what he is and what he's capable of.

But upon seeing his heart of gold, she would grow to adore him.

Daisy would reassure him that having powers doesn't make him bad or wrong.

It just makes him awesome.

"You know - what you can do - that's pretty badass."

As for Jack

Jack would adore Daisy.

He would think she is just THE COOLEST.

"Sam, Dean, Cas! Look what she can do! Isn't she amazing?"

(He would think Yo-Yo is awesome two but Daisy is his favorite)

Besides, those two walking down a hallway and throwing people around left and right?

ULTRA DOPE

Castiel and Fitzsimmons

"No, uh-uh. There are no such things as angels."

"Just hear him out, Fitz!"

"But, Jemma-"

They would talk about science!!!

Cas wouldn't understand 90% of the stuff Fitzsimmons say

But then there would be times when-

"Oh. Did you not know that?"

Cas and Jemma would talk about bugs!

Cas would tell Fitz anything he could ever want to know about monkeys!

Cas could help Fitz with dealing with The Doctor persona.

I can see Fitzsimmons designing some cool gadget powered by angel grace and that would be so flipping cool!

They would be great friends!

Alphonzo Mackenzie and Sam Winchester

"Yeah, okay so we're both tall."

6'4'' buddies!!!!

Gentle giants

They're both nerds too!

They would get along so well and I can't even explain why

Their personalities are just so similar

They would just sit around drinking with that silently-judgeing-everybody-else face that they do

"Hey, you think I could ask your brother about peaking under the hood of that impala of his? Maybe givin' her a tune up?"

"Depends, do you wanna lose a hand?"

"Uh... no."

"Then I wouldn't ask."

Those two would be one heckin' awesome duo.

Elena (Yo-Yo) Rodriguez and Dean Winchester

"There's one o' you and four of us. Also, we have guns."

"Guns? Not a problem."

She would snatch all their weapons and leave them there like: 😨😱

Oh my gosh

These two tho

Dean would think Yo-Yo is so cool

Yo-Yo would detest him

Dean would try to flirt

He'd try so hard

And he'd fail

So, so, bad

"So, they call you Yo-Yo huh? Does that mean-"

"No."

But after a while Yo-Yo would warm up to Dean

Not in a romantic way

In the you-are-just-like-me-and-now-we're-best-friends way

They both get hot-headed when it comes to people they care about.

Shoot first ask questions later

These two would be the bestest of best friends and nobody can tell me otherwise!

"And maybe you shouldn't tell us your bad guy plans!"

"What she said!"

Feel free to add to this!

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fanfic-hoe · 4 years

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Falling Asleep On Them HCs

Summary: Just some fluffy naptime shenanigans ig lol

sorry it’s taken me a little while since i’ve posted anything but please enjoy anyways lol :)

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Daichi:

so daichi is not one to show you off

he will brag about you and he always shows you how proud he is of you and how much he loves you

but he doesn't really like to show you off

He wants to keep you all to himself for the most part

he will kiss your forehead and hold you hand if you want but other than that he’s not a huge fan of PDA

this is why when you fall asleep on his shoulder during your lunch break his face flushes a bit

as soon as he feels your head come to rest on his shoulder he looks down at you for an explanation when he sees your eyes are closed

he squeezes your hand and whispers your name and when you don’t respond he know you’re asleep

his face goes a red and he bites back a smile

suga and asahi smile, silently laughing a bit, but for the most part they’re pretty chill about it and don’t tease him too much

pretty quickly their conversation is back to normal, quieter if anything but that’s only because they wanted to let you sleep lol

however this was nearly interupted when tanaka and noya came running into the third year classrom because they had a question for dachi

but he glared at them and scared them away

just for you

lol

safest place to sleep is in his arms

10/10 would reccomend

Suga

now Suga on the other hand i feel is pretty big on pda

he loves to hold your hand

he kisses your cheek whenever you two meet up

kisses your forehead whenever you have to leave

hugs you from behing when you’re like standing in line and stuff

he’s just a very affectonate person and he does it in such a way that its not cringey

hes too cute for that

so all this being said he’s not very put off when your head falls on his shoulder when you’re sitting next to him on the bus

he’s kind of happy about it actually

he smiles and presses a soft kiss to your head

also

hes so! warm !!

and !!!

smells so !!!! heckin !!!!! good !!!!!!

definitely takes out his phone and snaps a picture because he thinks your cute

will smack anyone that tries to wake you up with his free arm

he’s just so cute

fall asleep on this boy once and you won’t be able to sleep anywhere else

Asahi

now this boy gets nervous to hold your hand

he couldn’t bring himself to kiss you for awhile because he was scared he wouldn’t be good at it and that you would hate him

pls protect him

so when you’re sitting under a tree during a break

and you pull his arm around your shoulders and curl up into his side

he almost passes out

his face is so red

he’s looking around like crazy

is he looking for help or is he looking to make sure no one’s watching ?

after awhile though when your body heat starts to warm him up and he smells your perfume/colgone and he sees how peaceful you look

he starts to like it

he’ll gently kiss your forehead and smile to himself thinking about how lucky he is to have you

fall asleep on this boy once and he won’t let you out of his arms lol

Tanaka

now we all know this one is a huge fan of pda and showing you off

his hand is always either holding yours, or in your back pocket or something like that

kisses you whenever he gets the chance

all of that

so when you two are sitting in the gym on a break and you lay down next to him and place your head in his lap

and he looks down at you and see how calm you are

his heart nearly bursts

he’s so excited that you decided to sleep on him

he whisper yells at Noya to bring his phone over

takes a million frickin pictures

sends his favorites to the team gc lol

is almost scared to touch you because he can’t bring himself to wake his precious Y/n

eventually goes quiet and just stares at you

hes like ‘wow this human is all mine. i love them so much and they love me too.’

he’s the luckiest person in the world

refuses to get up when it’s time to get back to practice until daichi makes him

pouts for the rest of practice

Nishinoya

now as much as Noya loves pda he’s actually more chill about it than you might think

he just feels like he gets you all to himself when the two of you are alone that, even though he’s holding your hand, there’s no need for it

but he’s definitely down for literally anything you want to do

you want him to keeps arms around you? a-ok

you want him to give you a kiss? why of course

you want a hug? dont even need to ask

you want it, he’ll do it no questions asked but the only thing he really does of his own accord is hold your hand

so when you pull him down onto the bench next to you so you can put your head on his shoulder he goes so soft

only blushes a little bit

‘this is why you called me over here? cute’

makes Hinata take a picture for him lol

sets it as his lock screen because you’re so darn cute

Tsukishima

now this salty piece of boy is not very affectionate

but we been knew

so if you want to so much as hold his hand you’d better be prepared with arguments and your strongest puppydog eyes or something

this boy just doesn’t see the point or appeal of all the clingy cuddly stuff

he lies when he says this of course but we let it slide for the sake of appearances

when you’re sitting with him on the bus back from Tokyo and you pull his arm around your shoulders and rest your head on his chest

his face turns into a tomato

homeboy said blood moon tings

he looks down at you and how calm you look and falls in love with you all over again

smiles just a bit

the definitely see it and tease him to heck and back

this eventually wakes you back up

much to Tsuki’s dismay

“tch nice going you guys you woke them up”

puts his headphones over your ears and puts on a playlist he made just for you before pulling your head back down to his chest

if it weren’t for the headphones you’d hear just how fast his heart was beating

please give this boy affection

he says he doesn’t want it but he’s secretly so touch starved the poor bb :(

10/10 a secret softie

Yamaguchi

now this bean is somewhat similarly Asahi’s situation

his case is not quite so severe though

like he’ll hold your hand and kiss your cheek but it’s never with out a little blush

he actually took to physical affection pretty quickly but he’s still shy about it

so when you pull up a chair next to where him and Tsukishima are sitting during lunch and then wrap your arms around his torso and lean on his shoulder

oof this boy goes very very red

Tsuki snickers at him a bit but doesn’t say anything

they keep talking tho just a little softer now

whenever you shift and he’s reminded of how your holding him he’ll stutter a bit🥺

overall just very cute times

please cuddle this boy

Kageyama

now this stiff lil mans

oof he’s so sweet but he doesn’t really know how to express it

he doesn’t really go very red whenever you take his hand in yours but he gets all the butterflies

he’s so touch starved but he doesn’tknow what to do about it so he just kinda stands right next to you until you get the hint lol

so as you can imagine when you fall asleep on him for the first time he actually does go very red for once and his heart sort of races

you definitely hear it

you’re sitting with him at a tournament and he’s just talking to Hinata about the match they’re watching when you prop your feet up on the seat in front of you and lean your head on his shoulder

he just sorta stops as his face goes red

Hinata, the lil baby oh my goodness, just kinda pesters him about it before he finally comes to and calls him a dumbass and tells him to shut up before he wakes you

slowly relaxes and grabs your hand and rubs his thumb over your knuckles

realises how much he likes being this close to you and asks for more cuddles when you’re alone

Hinata

oh my gosh this little bean

he’s so cute

he invited you to the tournament and they had just won a match against another powerhouse school

he was very excited that you were there for him and the team but for once he was actually kind of tired

so as the two of you sat, watching another match, you both kinda just feel alseep in each other 🥺

at first it was just you, he kept you up all night because he was “just too excited to sleep”

he’s such a child oh my goodness

so, as happy as you were for him, you were also ready to pass out

so you did

you took his hand and snaked your arms around his arm closest to you and put your head on his shoulder

he went a little red but he’s pretty clingy himself so it’s not really anything new

and he was tired too so he just decided to rest his head on top of yours after pressing a kiss to your forehead

the guys would’ve teased him then and there but Suga made them be quiet because “Come on guys this is the quietest he’s ever been”

so they tease him on the bus instead

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