Tie up my corpse and use it as a tether ball
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When I'm not with my datemate
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I'm a good noodle I S W E A R
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I give you the feeling of a good bra. Support
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s m o n c h
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Friend: You better stop doing dumb shit before you die
Me: *about to jump off the roof onto a trampoline* listen bud I'm here for a fun time not a long time
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Bbbbboooooooooooooiiiiiiii where is my loving girlfriend?????
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Yall I don’t care if it’s h*cking February you will not disrespect my lord and savior Spooky Month™
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Can I get some uhh,,,, romantical validation?????
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This week on...
Why The Fuck Should I Know, we're examining my own goddamn emotions
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Love me some rad socks
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Welcome to my blog
I’m Gay™ and They™ and I just want some dang pizza rolls
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