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ok, i did a thing and now i'm making a bunch of tiny little squares (or atleast that's what they're supposed to be) out of yarn. Should i put them all together like a little tank top or make them into ammuntion and launch it at people?
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who's excited for tudum today?
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Happy Valentine's day losers! You almost definitely don't have anything going on if you're here right now so just pretend I'm giving you flowers right now. 💐
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*Flynn Rider voice* Guys, I'm a hater.
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Ok, hear me out. What if there was a villain who was an absolute powerhouse but the hero is a powerhouse as well? Sounds all good and normal but the hero and villain are siblings and the villain is doing this all as a big elaborate prank because he knows who the hero is but the hero doesn't know his sibling is the one who has been absolutely wrecking his shit.
Bonus points if the villain and hero have a total of one braincell and another sibling is the brains of the entire operation and knows this entire shitshow is going on. Bonus bonus points if the third sibling makes everyone think he's ditzy and doesn't have any awareness but he's secretly cackling because he's playing everybody for a fool.
(I'm an only child so I have no idea how sibling relationships work so I'm not quite sure if this is how siblings work)
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I will never be ok with Simon getting fucking assaulted.
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At the risk of sounding racist, I'm going to say it; I love white people slang.
A few examples of said slang:
"Ok, no more Mr. Nice Guy"
"Let's skeddadle" (This tickles my brain)
"Not my cup of Joe"
"How you like them apples?"
" Woah, nelly! "
"Easy peasy lemon squeezy"
"No problemo"
"Bob's your uncle"
"*insert name* would be proud" (love it, especially when it's used after a person has done some messed up/stupid shit) (not sure if it's slang though) (whatever)
"tell me about it"
"you're such a prick"
"as if"
"the cat's out of the bag now"
"look what the cat dragged in"
"juuuusssttttt gonna scooch by you"
"don't mind me"
"cruising for a bruising" (I love this one)
"golly gee"
"put 'er there"
"what a tool"
"last one there is a rotten egg"
"I don't give a rat's ass/flying fuck/rubber duck"
"stop the malarkey"
"let's get this show on the road"
"square up"
"look at this guy"
"I've had it up to here"
"what a crock of shit"
"what the frick"
"holy moly"
"take a chill pill"
"great heavens"
"just what the doctor ordered"
"heavens to betsy"
"you're on thin ice"
"whatcha got there? "
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society is unnatural. It's time to wrap yourself in silk and pretend you're a cocoon.
#now it's time to decide if you want to be beautiful or emerge a half completed entity too horrifying to comprehend#be just a little bit terrifying at all times
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I just realised that Percabeth from the book and Percabeth from the movie both fit the trend where the music is like, "you with the dark curls, you with the watercolour eyes..."
Pls this is adorable, I'm sobbing rn
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Falling in love with fictional characters is basically falling in love with a piece of a soul someone ripped out of their chest and carefully arranged until it wasn't an amalgamation of memories and feelings. A deep personal glimpse into a mind and a heart. Their words, their smiles, their existence is all in your head but it couldn't be fake with how much it moved you, changed you. Was it truly anything but a journey you were guided through in your beautiful imagination? It is truly a gift to be able to live a million lives full of love, heartbreak, tragedy, war and everything there is to experience. There is no universe in which I will not feel enriched by the knowledge, love and comfort that they provided me, however short our time together was.
On the flip side, you are falling in love with a fucking dead tree and that's pathetic, you loser.
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Ok, brace for headcannon. I think that the clip they released where polin is sharing a very intense look and looking gorgeous is when Colin confronts Penelope about why she's ignoring him.
Another headcannon is that this is Colin being jealous of Penelope's suitor because book Colin was feral when his Penelope switch was switched. And I do mean feral.
#polin#penelope featherington#colin bridgerton#colin x penelope#bridgerton netflix#bridgerton#nicola coughlan#luke newton#bridgerton season 3
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I want to meet a stranger whom I can have philosophical debates and witty banter with and then never see again because that's too vulnerable to be long term.
I present, my version of hook up culture.
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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccck
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knife to my throat, witty banter and a smirk. I said what I said. I don't care what that says about me. Okay, bye, you never saw me.
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silly little me writing my silly little story about a silly little artist killing people they find beautiful to paint them with their blood
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Why the hell do people keep hating on Penelope and Colin getting their season? Ok, granted, some people, including myself were excited for Benedict's season.
But can we please not simply dismiss that finally a main character of a romance is plus size? She doesn't have to 'glow up', she doesn't have to be skinny to even be seen as a romantic prospect. She is simply herself and she wears things that make her feel good.
I cannot tell you how happy that makes me.
Anyways, on a lighter note, the stills and the teaser were amazing. The fact that season 3 part 1 is coming out right after my birthday (like immediately after) makes me ecstatic and yet so frustrated at the same time.
#polin#bridgerton#bridgerton season 3#bridgerton netflix#penelope featherington#colin bridgerton#colin x penelope#i'm so excited#you have no idea
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"Oh, you have a crush? Get to know him, it'll fade"
The version of him in my head has a chokehold on me and no amount of shit his real life version actually does can reverse that. I've dreamt about having a conversation with him for five days straight. This is pathetic.
But atleast I can hide I'm down bad. This dude is whipped. My leg shook in class the other day (YK the way your leg just sometimes uncontrollably shakes) and he noticed from ACROSS THE ROOM and pointed it out to his friends. He always does the stupidest shit to get my attention and whenever I look at him, he just keeps glancing my way. Even if he's getting chewed out by the teacher (which is often), he just keeps looking at me. He asked about my skincare routine. What perfume I have on. He asked me to smell his perfume. He delivered an entire lecture on where the spots are to apply your perfume.
He's done some stupid shit too and id logically argue that they outweigh his good things. But I'm low-key too far gone.
I need to be the academic overachiever me so bad right now.
#i'm down bad#i'm down horrendous#istg im gonna scream#this is a cry for help#but omfg#this is disgusting#i don't even know
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