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Shane: Nope, I'm not having it! I am not having it!
Shane, 28, male, NOT HAVING IT!
#source: caddicarus#incorrect stardew valley quotes#stardew valley#stardew shane#sdv shane#he is not having it
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(Shane playing Prairie King: part 2)
Shane: I don't know the lyrics to this song
*complete gibberish*
I didn't like my face this morning
So I gave it a wash and then it smelled fine
I don't know what this song is I'm just making shit up
Woke up in the morning and I was all bad
Then I had my breakfast and I was all good
Then I went downstairs to the... door
And I- I fell on the floor
Playing the drums and I got really bored
So then I went "oh no!" I scored
With a lady that I didn't know the name
And then we went and played a game
The game was... Monopoly
(Sam dying)
Shane: Then I said "oh no!" Another one(???)
She saw my house and- then I cried
I got very confused because you cant sell someone else's house
So then I ran away like a little mouse
#source: caddicarus#incorrect stardew valley quotes#stardew valley#stardew shane#sdv shane#stardew sam#sdv sam#sam supports him#get shane in sam's band rn#honestly idk what caddy was on about#but i hc shane does shit like this
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(Shane playing Prairie King)
Shane: Jungle boogie, get down
Jungle boogie
Jungle boogie, oh no!
Jungle boogie
Jungle boogie, hello!
Jungle boogie
Jungle boogie, goodbye!
Jungle boogie
Jungle boogie, oh dear!
Jungle boogie
Jungle boogie, stamps
(Sam laughing in the bg)
Shane: Ok im gonna concentrate now
...
JUNGLE BOOGIE-
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(Shane on the phone with the ASS trio)
Shane: Where are you!?
No, I didn't say "go to New Zealand", I said "go and get me new sealant"!
#source: caddicarus#incorrect stardew valley quotes#stardew valley#stardew shane#sdv shane#he's done with their bullshit#abi sam and seb all share 1 brain cell
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Sam: Nobody could stop it! Not even my mum! And she could stop a freight train by frowning at it!
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Shane: What? What do you mean I can’t put pasta in the teapot? This is MY kitchen! And in MY damn kitchen, we boil the shit out of the lasagna in the kettle!
#source: caddicarus#incorrect stardew valley quotes#stardew valley#stardew shane#sdv shane#he doesnt know how to cook#my guy burns the house down while making a sandwich
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*the farmer at shane's door*
shane: oh farmer, hey, nice to see you, how you doing, come on in, i've got something to show you
this is my hallway
you can fit maybe
3 people in here
these are the black squares on the stairs
... i've got a bit of a thing for black squares
this is the regret glass
...
this is where i... y'know
and this is where i raise my chickens
#source: caddicarus#incorrect stardew valley quotes#stardew valley#stardew shane#sdv shane#this is his 8 heart event#shane and his black squares on the stairs#hc he calls mirrors “regret glass”#the fact that this is my return
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Shane: *eating his sandwich*
Charlie: *stares at him*
Shane: What
Charlie: *intense stare*
Shane: Come on now you know you can't have this
Charlie: *even more intense stare*
Shane: You scoundrel
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Charlie: *sitting between Shane and Farmer*
Shane: *gently holds*
Look at you, you little devil
I know you're trying to sabotage my relationship, Charles
I can see it in your eyes
Charlie: *stares at him*
Shane: How dare you betray me
#things my partner has said#we named our dog charlie for a reason#incorrect stardew valley quotes#stardew valley#stardew shane#sdv shane#shane x farmer#chimcken#chicken dad
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Shane walking through the farm in Summer/Fall:
#he would#he's def a metalhead#incorrect stardew valley quotes#stardew valley#stardew shane#sdv shane#oh my God its corn#*demon sounds*
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Shane: *watching tv in his room*
Sam:
#i have plenty of these#incorrect stardew valley quotes#stardew valley#stardew shane#sdv shane#stardew sam#sdv sam
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Farmer: Babe
Shane: What
Farmer: I love you :3
Shane: You're weird then
#based on a convo i had with my partner#incorrect stardew valley quotes#stardew valley#stardew shane#sdv shane#shane x farmer#hes just a lil guy
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Do with this what you will
#incorrect stardew valley quotes#stardew valley#stardew shane#sdv shane#stardew sam#sdv sam#shane x farmer#i dont know what im doing
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Shane: Y'know, when you've been around as long as I have, you develop thick skin-
Alex: Navy blue is not your color!
Shane: NAVY BLUE BRINGS OUT MY EYES YOU PRICK-
#source: vine#incorrect stardew valley quotes#stardew valley#stardew shane#sdv shane#stardew alex#sdv alex#i feel like they could be friends
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Emily: Well, that was a nice thing you did for everyone, Shane
Shane: I didn't do it for them, I did it for you, I'd kill for you
Please ask me to kill for you
Emily: No-
#source: the simpsons#he probably told clint to fuck off if you're wondering#incorrect stardew valley quotes#stardew valley#stardew shane#sdv shane#stardew emily#sdv emily
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Shane: Yoba, my back is fucking killing me
Farmer: Old.
Emily: Old.
Sam: Old.
Abi: Old.
Seb: Old.
Shane: ... I'm 28-
#based on a convo i had with my partner#shit my friends have said#incorrect stardew valley quotes#stardew valley#stardew shane#sdv shane#shane x farmer#stardew sam#sdv sam#stardew sebastian#sdv sebastian#stardew abigail#sdv abigail#stardew emily#sdv emily
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Shane: He doesn't deserve you, if he doesn't treat you right by now, you're gone
Emily: I'm gone
Shane: Now go chop his dick off-
#source: vine#incorrect stardew valley quotes#stardew valley#stardew shane#sdv shane#stardew emily#sdv emily
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