My friends, my wife, people in this lovely fandom hate fishing, can't do the fishing minigame or just no

MEANWHILE IM HERE, BLESSED BY THE GODS OLD AND NEW, CATCHING EVERY SINGLE FISH VANILLA MODE

FISH WANT ME, SDV PLAYERS FEAR ME

Concerned ape: yeah not a lot will be added to this mod, mainly just helps ppl mod n stuff :)

Concerned ape: 55 BURGERS 55 FRENCH FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES 55 SODAS 100 TATER TOTS 100 PIZZAS 100 CHICKEN TENDERS 100 MEATBALLS 100 COFFEES 55 WINGS 55 SHAKES 55 PASTA 55 PANCAKES AND 155 TATERS

inspired by an article i read where “twilight” director catherine hardwicke talks about who she would cast as our beloved bella and edward if she were to choose today, i asked my husband, who has never seen or read twilight and basically knows nothing about it except from memes, who he would cast, based on only their names and some light backstory. please enjoy…

✨Twilight✨

As cast by someone who knows nothing about twilight.

🩸Bella🩸: Jenna Ortega

🥀Edward🥀: Timothee Chalamet

🐺Jacob🐺: Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson

🧔‍♂️Charlie Swan🧔‍♂️: Tom Hanks

💙Carlisle💙: Tom Holland

👩🏻Esme👩🏻: Jennifer Lawrence

🐻Emmett🐻: Jack Black

🔪Rosalie🔪: Aubrey Plaza

👁️Jasper👁️: Pete Davidson

🔮Alice🔮: Elizabeth Olsen

Kudo: If I say die, you die

Miyo: Okay, done.

Kudo: Oh, oh no this one is Traumatized

it’s my own personal headcanon that bruno’s room used to be full of lush greenery and waterfalls but the angrier/sadder/more frustrated he got at himself and his powers, the more it started to die and once he left his room, intending never to return, everything dried up completely and turned to sand.

the shower of sand when mirabel first walks in? waterfall.

all of the walls surrounding the stairs leading to his vision cave? covered in ferns and flowers and vines and other native greenery.

i’d like to think that his room was his own personal oasis and that after the house gets rebuilt, his room returns to its former, healthy state.

Frozen 3 Story idea. “Frozen 3: 22 years later” is set 22 years after the 1st movie. Not long after Frozen 2, Elsa suffered what happens to all 5th spirits by getting bound to Ahtohallan with a curse. The spirits cursed her (the spirits see it as a bit of a blessing), which caused her to get stranded on the island of Ahtohallan, and to start to forget about her life prior to having accepted the role of 5th spirit. It also caused her to be unable to physically age, her skin to turn blue and her hair to turn black. Meanwhile, Elsa’s sister, Anna assumes that she has received a “gift” from Ahtohallan for her great deed of destroying the dam. Like Iduna, who had received a similar gift for her brave deed and passed it on to Elsa at birth, the same thing has now unexpectedly happened to Anna, which means that one of her children has special powers, but this child has it easy compared to Elsa.

Anna has two daughters, Gerda and Karen (who is 2 years younger than Gerda). Gerda is fascinated by the story of when Anna saved Elsa during the eternal winter (aka the events of Frozen 1) and wants to write a very unbiased account of what happened. She likes collecting items like newspaper clippings that relate to the events of Frozen 1. She wants to hear Hans side of the story, but she can’t because Hans disappeared and was branded a pirate by the Southern Isles due to stealing a ship. Karen, on the other hand, is fascinated by the story of how Elsa saved Arendelle from being flooded (aka the events of Frozen 2). Only Gerda, not Karen, has seen her Aunt, and that’s because Gerda has ice powers which allow her to endure the coldness of Ahtohallan, but she doesn't have the power to create life like Elsa does. Gerda thinks her powers were a gift that the spirits gave her due to what Anna did, but she’s not sure why the spirits gave her powers that “just happened” to be almost identical to Elsa’s powers. Do the spirits want her to take Elsa’s place? She’s seen Elsa once, when she, at 16 years old, entered Antohallan and she barely survived that time because Ahtohallan was so cold even for her, which caused her family much trauma. Two years later, Gerda, now 18, is looking for a lost dagger in order to get the spirits to free her Aunt from both the curse and her role as the 5th spirit. Gerda learned some things about the dagger from Bulda, including that in order to grant ETERNITY to Elsa she must divide the dagger among the spirits and that the pieces of the dagger spell ETERNITY. After studying ancient myths, Gerda learns that a wicked troll stole certain magical powers and abilities from the 4 spirits, trapping the magic in his dagger, which is why the spirits need human help to perform their duties in Ahtohallan, hence why the 5th spirit exists. If the magic is returned to the spirits, they will no longer have any need for a 5th spirit and Elsa will be free. But Gerda needs to find the dagger quickly otherwise the magic binding Elsa to Ahtohallan will become irreversible.

Gerda wants to go looking for the dagger with Anna but accidents keep happening that delay them. One day, during the Arendelle harvest festival, Captain Hans wakes up not far from the ports of Arendelle. It turns out that his nephew Kai sailed the ship there when Hans was sleeping because Kai wanted to visit Arendelle due to hearing about it from Hans’ stories. Hans reluctantly takes Kai to visit Arendelle. While they’re there, Anna trips and drops her scepter and one of Hans’ crewmembers picks it up and steals it. Hans and his crew flee Arendelle and a ship from the royal navy pursues them. Gerda stows away on the ship so she can help catch the thieves. While sailing, her ship is attacked by undead sailors lead by Euron. Euron slaughters her crew and consumes their blood, but Gerda uses her powers to escape and flee to Weselton. Euron realizes that Gerda is looking for the dagger when he finds Gerda’s notebook, but he struggles to understand a lot of what the notebook says because a lot of what’s in the notebook is written in a code. Meanwhile, Captain Hans runs out of grog to give to his crew and he fears a mutiny when he hears his crew grumbling about it. In Weselton, Gerda foils Captain Hans from stealing from a brewery using her ice powers, but instead of thanking her, the people of Weselton accuse her of being a witch and lock her up with Hans. The two of them are about to be publicly executed when Kai uses fireworks to distract the guards and rescues them with the help of the other members of Hans' pirate crew, but one of the members of the crew knocks Gerda out from behind her. At first Hans contemplates using Gerda as a hostage, but she persuades Hans to help her find the dagger after she promises she will provide Kai with a comfortable life in Arendelle if he helps her. Gerda comes aboard his pirate ship “The Throwaway” in order to find the island where the dagger is hidden. The Throwaway was once a slave ship called The Dark One.

Shortly after Frozen, Hans and his brother Lars worked as privateers on a ship run by slaves. Hans led a mutiny on the slave ship and became a pirate, before fleeing to a strange and distant land (where natural laws work differently) for a time, and that’s why he hasn’t aged much in Frozen 3. Hans has a “bastard” nephew with him called Kai. Kai is the son of Prince Lars, and he was a slave on a slave ship until Hans led the mutiny. Hans was ordered to whip Kai to death, and Hans reluctantly agreed to that order despite Lars’ protests. Hans whipped Kai 12 times before he threw down his whip and instigated the mutiny. Euron fires a cannonball at Hans from a nearby ship, but Lars dives in front of Hans and is struck instead. Before Lars dies, he makes Hans promise to take care of Kai so that Kai may become a better man than either of them. Kai and Gerda fall in love with each other over the course of the movie. While on Gerda’s ship, Euron suspects that Gerda might come back to look for the notebook, but he briefly sails away from Gerda’s ship in order to hunt for “fresh meat”, leaving one of his minions behind on Gerda’s ship to guard the notebook. Gerda first asks Hans to sail to her ship to find her journal, which Hans is very reluctant to do so because that ship had just been attacked, but he relents when Gerda promises him that no one will get hurt. Hans sails to Gerda’s ship, and he and Gerda use a small rowboat to hop onto the ship. After spending some time looking for the notebook, the two of them finally find it and steal it from that minion, but that minion sends out a flare which alerts Euron to what’s going on.

The main villain of Frozen 3 is Euron, Hans’ father and former King of the Southern Isles and the person Hans fears the most because he’s responsible for Lars’ death. Prince Caleb, 1st born son of Euron is one of the villains serving under Euron, and Caleb is one of the people Hans fears. Caleb wants his curse to be broken so he can return to his wife and children. Euron captains his own ship and has a bag that's bigger on the inside. It's filled with things like magic carpets, magic beans, and poisoned apples. Shortly after Frozen, when Hans stole a slave ship, Euron sailed after him. Hans caused Euron to crash his ship into rocks situated right off the coast of the cursed Island of Shattered Shards by firing a cannonball at the steering wheel of the ship. Euron and his crew get cursed by the island into becoming undead beings who need fresh human blood to survive. Euron lost everything including his authority over the Southern Isles because of what Hans did and he gets filled with an intense rage. Euron ends up going after the dagger in order to use its power to curse the Southern Isles army into becoming undead warriors, but he deceives his crew into thinking he wants it in order to undo their curses. His crew, led by a furious Caleb, turn against him and grab hold of him when they find out the truth, and they sacrifice themselves to destroy Euron once and for all, but not before Euron stabs Hans with a poisoned blade. Gerda and the rest of her crew escape with the dagger on a small rowboat, but they have no ship because their pirate ship has been sunk. Kai wants Hans to use the magic of the dagger to save himself, but Hans chooses not to because he thinks the magic needs to be used to save Elsa because Elsa's suffering is greater. Kristoff plays the role of an antagonist for most of the movie. He doesn’t approve of people talking about Elsa because it brings back sad memories. By the time of Frozen 3, he’s lost all hope of Elsa ever coming back and is determined to stop Gerda from wasting her time looking for the dagger because many people in the past have died trying to look for the dagger. When he realizes that Gerda stowed away, he goes after her on a small ship. Kristoff saves Gerda and the others after he sees them on the rowboat. Gerda persuades him to heal Hans using troll medicine. Gerda tells Kristoff that she needs to get to Ahtohallan and bring the dagger with her as fast as she can, but Kristoff says it’s too dangerous because she nearly got killed the last time she went to Ahtohallan. But he reluctantly changes his mind when Hans remarks that no one, including Hans himself, can stop Gerda from doing whatever it takes to save her aunt.

After Hans is healed, Gerda runs across the sea to get to Ahtohallan with the dagger in an attempt to find Elsa before it's too late, unaware that she is being followed by Euron, who survived when his crewmembers attacked him. When she enters Ahtohallan, he follows her into the glacier. When she finds Elsa, she finds out that Elsa’s almost completely lost her memory of Anna. She manages to call the spirits towards her, but they don’t uncurse Elsa because they’re unable to absorb the dagger’s magic. Gerda starts to feel very cold and is about to leave Ahtohallan by stepping onto the shore when she figures out what Bulda meant. Gerda must break the dagger so the spirits can fully absorb its magic. Euron attempts to stop Gerda from doing this, saying that she’s stupid to give the dagger’s magic to the spirits instead of taking it for herself, and that with all that power she can secure everything else. Gerda is almost persuaded by Euron, but she still breaks the dagger. Furiously, Euron attacks Gerda and he even overpowers her. He’s about to break her neck when the curse is lifted from Elsa, and Elsa destroys Euron once and for all with the help of the 4 spirits. Suddenly, Ahtohallan begins to shake and slowly sink into the sea because the 4 spirits no longer need a 5th spirit now that they have what they desire, which means no human being need ever enter Ahtohallan again. Elsa and Gerda struggle to escape. Hans sees Ahtohallan sinking and sails towards it. Later, Anna looks out the window of her castle and sees one of her royal ships. Hans gets off the ship and he gets tied up by her guards just as he’s about to speak. He’s about to be thrown into the dungeons when Elsa, Kristoff, and Gerda appear. Hans gets forgiven for his past crimes after helping bring Elsa home and he settles down in Arendelle with Kai, taking a job as a servant in Arendelle castle. Elsa retires from the role of 5th Spirit and keeps her powers.

Sitron, who is Hans’ mare, is also in the movie, and she helps save Hans in Weselton. Kai starts shipping Hans and Elsa the moment he sees them. Hans finds this a bit creepy. Also, scenes like the charade scene are referenced in the movie. Hans hears from Gerda that Elsa said he's an "unredeemable monster" and he's somewhat sad because he'd prefer the term "scoundrel". The snowball scene in Frozen Fever is also referenced. Hans thought the snowball was the result of his brothers trying to gaslight him into thinking Elsa was trying to kill him.

ummmm… do you work for disney? or write books for a living?

because i cannot express how much i want to consume this story! it’s amazing and i’m totally living for it!

it’s 2023 and i’m still totally convinced that the trolls were the actual villains of disney’s frozen and “fixer upper” was their villain song.

change my mind.

bringing this gem back since it’s that time of year again

as embarrassing as this is considering i clearly have access to the internet and know what google is, i regret to inform the european population that until literally just now and thanks to it trending, i thought eurovision was just that will ferrell movie and that every year, europeans got really hyped about it for some reason…

enemies to lovers, or as i like to call it: sweethearts [derogatory] to sweethearts [affectionate]

YES. PLEASE.

That’s weird how all those media conglomerates when they make rebuts of kids show like Scooby Doo or Winx think that audience wants the rebut to be EDGY and full of TEEN ANGST, and they are so wrong each time.

We actually just want a story of a group of friends who deeply care for each other and solve mysteries/save world/[insert other activity from the show].

Wanted to draw another Zuko poster :D His journey is just so cool!

“this character is dead” to you maybe. I don't know where y'all live but I live in denial

[ID: A digitally drawn comic of Toph and Zuko from Avatar: The Last Airbender talking about Zuko’s scar.

It begins with Toph approaching Zuko, who is sitting near a campfire. “You have a scar?” she asks. Zuko replies,  "Oh! Uh, yeah… You didn’t…?“ Toph cuts him off and says, "Came up in passing with the other guys.” Toph casually makes herself a seat out of rock and sits down next to him. “Must be pretty badass if everyone assumes I know it’s there, too,” she continues. Zuko looks aside awkwardly and says, “… It’s on my face.” “Ah.” Toph replies.

Zuko says, “Maybe you could… feel it?” “Huh?” says Toph. “I guess, if I concentrate hard enough.” Zuko reaches for Toph’s hand. “Uhm, just with your hand, if you want,” he says. “I don’t think I can describe it.” “… Gotcha. Guide my hand then, boss,” Toph says. Zuko does so, and there’s a pause as Toph touches his scar. The fire reflects in her eyes.

As Toph pulls her hand away, Zuko says, “…. You know, my left eye is almost blind, too.” “Seriously?!” Toph exclaims. “Why aren’t we a tag team yet?! The blind bandit and the half-blind dweeb!” “Come on…!” Zuko moans. End ID]

id by @strawberrygiorno , thank you!

i’ve had this comic sketched out for months but only decided to finish it now, it’s based on something i drew a couple years back of toph and zuko….don’t think too hard on when or how this takes place because i don’t really know either! it’s just a concept i’ve always wanted to draw

Spotify wrapped is so funny every year its like youre a true music explorer look at all those genres and artists what a variety youre always looking to discover new and different music and now here is the exact same top 5 you had for the past decade