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Laxatives relax your butte hole.
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Diets don't work... I know because Corn Flakes were invented to stop people from masterbating& it's my favorite cereal
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Life is like a box of chocolates...
We all melt when the sun gets too close..
Forrest Gump
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Hmm... Blood! The Sorting Hat announced. The cryps were cursing and throwin up signs, but was droned out by the bloods' howling and "Seewoop!"
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My relationship goals are to find a girl that will watch a Harry Potter marathon with me & to eat pizza snuggling.
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Come my children..
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Girrrl, I'd like to study with you all night long.
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Charlie Sheen asked me if I wanted some coke to feel good. But I said 'na' he said 'alright' and opened up a bottle.
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The kush is strong with this one...
- Dank Vader
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Come to the dank side...
Dank Vader
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Instead of doing drugs, watch Buzzfeed videos instead fam.
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Reblog if you’re older than the Nintendo GameCube
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Give me weed or give me death!
- Benjamin Danklin
Dankleration of Independence
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What Harry Potter didn't know was that his patrojan condom spell had worn out 5 minutes ago. And that's how his son was born.
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