Tumgik
songsaboutandres · 8 years
Photo
Tumblr media
673 notes · View notes
songsaboutandres · 8 years
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
I love this scene so much  💕
214 notes · View notes
songsaboutandres · 8 years
Quote
Laxatives relax your butte hole.
0 notes
songsaboutandres · 8 years
Quote
Diets don't work... I know because Corn Flakes were invented to stop people from masterbating& it's my favorite cereal
1 note · View note
songsaboutandres · 8 years
Quote
Life is like a box of chocolates... We all melt when the sun gets too close..
Forrest Gump
2 notes · View notes
songsaboutandres · 8 years
Quote
Hmm... Blood! The Sorting Hat announced. The cryps were cursing and throwin up signs, but was droned out by the bloods' howling and "Seewoop!"
0 notes
songsaboutandres · 8 years
Quote
My relationship goals are to find a girl that will watch a Harry Potter marathon with me & to eat pizza snuggling.
4 notes · View notes
songsaboutandres · 8 years
Photo
Tumblr media
Come my children..
161 notes · View notes
songsaboutandres · 9 years
Quote
Girrrl, I'd like to study with you all night long.
0 notes
songsaboutandres · 9 years
Quote
Charlie Sheen asked me if I wanted some coke to feel good. But I said 'na' he said 'alright' and opened up a bottle.
0 notes
songsaboutandres · 9 years
Quote
The kush is strong with this one... - Dank Vader
2 notes · View notes
songsaboutandres · 9 years
Quote
Come to the dank side...
Dank Vader
1 note · View note
songsaboutandres · 9 years
Quote
Instead of doing drugs, watch Buzzfeed videos instead fam.
0 notes
songsaboutandres · 9 years
Text
Reblog if you’re older than the Nintendo GameCube
Tumblr media
446K notes · View notes
songsaboutandres · 9 years
Quote
Give me weed or give me death! - Benjamin Danklin
Dankleration of Independence
1 note · View note
songsaboutandres · 9 years
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
a true shrektastrophe
74K notes · View notes
songsaboutandres · 9 years
Quote
What Harry Potter didn't know was that his patrojan condom spell had worn out 5 minutes ago. And that's how his son was born.
0 notes