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smilingbluetiger · 7 days

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Okay, you know what? After reading this post, I jokingly said we should all just make a pact to reblog it five times a day forever. So I'm gonna do this louder for the people in the back:

AO3 WAS CREATED BY FANS, FOR FANS

AO3 IS RUN BY FANS (VOLUNTEERS, NO LESS)

AO3 IS PART OF THE NON-PROFIT, ORGANIZATION FOR TRANSFORMATIVE WORKS

AO3 IS NOT OWNED BY ANY COMPANIES AND DOES NOT EARN REVENUE

AO3 OPERATES ON DONATIONS FROM FANS

again:

AO3 WAS CREATED BY FANS, FOR FANS

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smilingbluetiger · 13 days

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Pinterest displayed such texts to me. I associated it with Severus and something like this came up. It's a bit like the next stages of acquaintance.

I liked it and thought I'd share it with you ☺️

#harry potter #hp #pro snape #professor snape #severus snape #snape #pro severus #severus x reader #severus snape x reader #Spotify

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smilingbluetiger · 1 month

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Hogwarts Talks

(Severus x Y/N)

Severus: *finally tells his partner about what the marauders did to him at school

Y/N: *silently and scribbles something on a piece of paper

Severus: ... May I know what you're scribbling there?

Severus: *takes the piece of paper and sees a breakdown of the price of lime and the price of bodies on the black market

Severus: ... I appreciate it darling, but it's better to keep such things in your head

Y/N *with the smile of an angel: Okay, dear

#hogwarts talks #harry potter #hp #pro snape #professor snape #severus snape #snape #pro severus #severus x reader #severus snape x reader #severus x y/n #severus x you

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smilingbluetiger · 1 month

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Me: Piton.

Severus: Who? What?

Me: In Italian they call you that.

Severus: For what reason? My last name is Snape!

Me: In Italian, Piton means Python. Maybe in Italy they think you have a big... snake.

Severus: Oh.

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smilingbluetiger · 1 month

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‼️ATTENTION TUMBLR USERS‼️

📺 🚨 Emergency Broadcast 🚨 📺

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smilingbluetiger · 2 months

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Awwww yes 💖💖💖

(Sirius getting into another fight with Severus)

Severus; "You really think you could win against me now?"

Sirius; "Oh please, I could so take you on...ah!"

(Sirius falls flat as he's hit by the door y/n just opened)

Y/N; "Apparently can't take on a door though, can you?"

Y/N; "Severus, darling, shall we go get something to eat?"

Severus; (smugly) "Black, I know you can't see because you're currently faceplanting the floor, but that is my partner, y/n. So glad the two of you have finally met."

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smilingbluetiger · 2 months

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Awwww yes 💖💖💖

(Sirius getting into another fight with Severus)

Severus; "You really think you could win against me now?"

Sirius; "Oh please, I could so take you on...ah!"

(Sirius falls flat as he's hit by the door y/n just opened)

Y/N; "Apparently can't take on a door though, can you?"

Y/N; "Severus, darling, shall we go get something to eat?"

Severus; (smugly) "Black, I know you can't see because you're currently faceplanting the floor, but that is my partner, y/n. So glad the two of you have finally met."

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smilingbluetiger · 2 months

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Me: *hugs them very tightly

(in the Hogwarts staffroom)

Y/N; "What is love?"

Remus; "An emotional minefield….."

Severus; "A neurochemical scam."

Pomona; "..baby don’t hurt me?"

Y/N; "Thank you, Pomona!"

Y/N; "Severus, Remus, you both need therapy."

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smilingbluetiger · 2 months

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Harry Potter and War of the ships !!!

I hope I didn't leave anyone out. Shall we open the discussion?

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smilingbluetiger · 2 months

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Y/N; “Are you making spaghetti sauce?”

Severus; “No, that’s blood root juice.”

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Honestly, I’m thinking living with the Potions master would be like living with Sherlock Holmes. “Why is there a jar of eyeballs in the fridge?”

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smilingbluetiger · 2 months

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Hogwarts Talks

(Severus x Y/N-Teacher)

Severus & Y/N: *sitting in Severus' living room on Valentine's Day evening.

Y/N: *counts Valentine's Day cards addressed to Severus

Y/N *giggles: this is creepy

Severus *looks up with a slight smile: Oh yeah?

Severus: *has long since finished counting the cards addressed to Y/N

Y/N *smiles: You could be their father! I've already counted 50! How many are addressed to me?

Severus: 25

Y/N: That's scary, too

Y/N: *raises eyes to the potions master

Y/N: Why are you smiling like that?

Severus: Because you're about to get even more scared

Y/N: *smiles and puts down the cards.

Y/N: *takes a seat on Severus' lap.

Y/N: Oh yeah? Keep talking

Severus: *takes another Valentine's Day card from his pocket and hands it to the teacher

Severus: 26

Y/N: *kisses him

Y/N *says at his lips also pulling out a card: Fifty-something

Severus: I won, I have more

Y/N: No honey, I won

Y/N: Because I have you Bastard 💚

#hogwarts talks #harry potter #hp #pro snape #professor snape #severus snape #snape #pro severus #severus x reader #severus snape x reader #valentines day

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smilingbluetiger · 3 months

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Marauders Talks

(Remus x Y/N)

Molly: *rushes into Y/N and Remus' new apartment and turns on mother mode as she sees them living in it

Molly: I thought this was a joke! What do you mean you don't have a pot in the kitchen? How do you guys live?

Remus: With a kettle to make tea and coffee. In that order. A frying pan to fry pancakes and an oven to bake cookies

Y/N: In this house, it's easier to find tea than a cooking pot. We focus on functionality

Remus and Y/N: *sipping tea

In this house, it's easier to find tea than a cooking pot. We focus on functionality

I am proud of it and identify with it.

#marauderstalks #harry potter #hp #remus x reader #remus x you #remus lupin #marauders #molly weasley #remus x y/n #tea

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smilingbluetiger · 3 months

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inspired by that one image of alan laughing <3

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smilingbluetiger · 3 months

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Marauders Talks

(Remus x Y/N)

Remus: Slytherin...

Y/N: Wow, he/she has always been comfortable in green. From the letter, it seems that he is very happy

Remus: Yes... He/she is certainly happy, he/she will have nice colleagues... Slytherin, yes...

Y/N: Remi are you all right?

Remus *nervous laughter: Yes, yes... I just already see Sirius and James breaking into Hogwarts, brainwashing our child and forcibly pushing him into Gryffindor...

#marauderstalks #harry potter #hp #remus lupin #remus x reader #remus x you #remus x y/n #marauders #slytherin #dad remus #gryffindor #sirius black #james potter

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smilingbluetiger · 3 months

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Hogwarts Talks

(Severus x Y/N-Teacher)