shartlock-holmes
☆ Deranged And A Pinch Of Silliness! ^__^
M for Maniacal>:! ☞Entrepreneur in shitposting☜; keep your head, times get tough. ☆ you’re human and that’s ok.
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Fell off the spinning thing at the park, So embarrassed I had to leave
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Favorite hobby is loudly saying outrageous things and then immediately going “wHO SAID WHAT…”
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Fought God in that bathroom. Came out a shell of the person I was before
#HEEEELOPPOPPP#HELP MEEEEE#super bowel pain#yeowch#apparently running makes you shit#guess I have to stop running from my problems cause karmas on my fuckin ass#puntelectual#shitpost#shitpost legally#heh
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HELP I WANNA DRAW THIS ITS LITERALLY HIM
handa bud.
#handa-kun#shitpost#repost#anime#meme#handa seishuu#handa kun#comedy anime#slice of life anime’s are my fav#real#silly
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Last song: Warpigs/Luke’s wall (^■^*)
Fav color: non specific!
Currently watching: Mashle: Magic and muscle
Sweet/savory/spicy: sweet only if it’s with savory, SAVORY ԅ(º﹃ºԅ)
Relationship status: single ﾍ(･_･ﾍ)
Current obsession: MASH!!!! FROM MASHLE: MAGIC SND MUSCLE!!!! And marine botany/ chemistry (๑º ﾛ º๑)
Last thing I googled: Micrographia
I….dont have any moots to tag that I know of….. (￣□￣)
nine people you’d like to get to know better!
I was tagged by the lovely @abovetherainandroses — thanks so much, guys!! <33
last song: 1x1 by Bring Me The Horizon and the Nova Twins
fav colour: orange!!!!!! its my favorite color not only because its great but also because everyone i know hates it and thinks its the worst
currently watching: been rewatching the good place lately
sweet/savoury/spicy: all three!!
relationship status: complicated. im single tho
current obsession: i loved fall out boy so much i had to make a whole blog about it lol
last thing you googled: shc lyrics foster the people
tagging: @bsideheart, @roscoe-me-and-this-fuckin-kid, @setting-in-a-honeymoon, @random-knowone, @pnuk-r0ck, @pisshandkerchief, @thekidsarentalright? no pressure, of course!! and if you’d like to join and i forgot to tag you please feel free, just tag me so i can see it :))
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Trope of a big buff intimidating guy who texts with :3 >_< ^_^ (>\\\<) 0_o :P
#shadow on the outside Amy on the inside#trope#silly#gap moe#I suppose!#shitpost#real#i love women#and silly men#writing trope#manga#mickey mouse#fanfic
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i think some of us could benefit from remembering that one of regina's character-establishing moments in the original mean girls was hate criming a girl for tangentially wronging gretchen. zero hesitation
#mean girls#mean girls movie#regina george#gretchen wieners#shitpost#real#i love women#bitches be like#silly#what
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I’d be an incredible henchman. “On it boss!!” I salute as I turn around and run into a wall before yelling “yowch!” And rubbing my rose as I scurry out the door that was a few inches to the left. “Deviously diabolical plan mi’lord!” I praise, feeding my evil boss handpicked grapes. “Drats ! Those hero’s foiled out plans once again!!!!!!“ I shake my fist comically, standing by my evil lords side as he sighs.
#henchman#sidekick#goon#evil wizard#evil boss#supervillain#and their trusty right hand man#ME!!#shitpost#real#foolery#just a bit#tomfoolery#prankster#jesting#silly#what
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People be acting as if they parents innocent as if they didn’t have sex to have you
#like buddy I don’t think you arrived on their porch from a seagul#or pelican#or whatever delivers those snot rockets ig#silly#fyp#shitpost#real#what#i love women#SEX!!!!!!#intercourse even
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Saw someone fall to their knees after missing the trash can when they threw in an egg and chicken burrito (it was me)
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Your honor in my defense I’m literally just a girl :/
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Im so tiny I was one of the first hydrogen atoms before the Big Bang
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joking that an adult character who acts childish doesnt know what sex is will never be as funny as saying the same thing about a big tough murderman videogame protag
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When things don’t go my way I have to use my super secret awesome technique (killing myself)
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“Where the hoes at?🗣️🔥” gone. They ran away.
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after patrolling, unwinding in a diner somewhere ...
throw the man a bone batman geez
#a very notice-me-senpai moment#lol idk i just can't stop thinking about this exchange i thought up whenever batman calls supes out for 'showing off'#superbat#batman#superman#world's finest#fanart#man i just love an oblivious batman#shitpost#repost
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